An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:02 No. 94451 ▼ File 125314213738.jpg - (23.75KB, 494x278 , tf2_heavy_update.jpg)
You are Heavy Weapons Guy, in Gensokyo.
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First vote wins.
Anonymous 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:02 No. 94452 [x] DOKTOR MEDIC MEEEEEDIC DOHKTOR
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:06 No. 94454 "DOKTOR! MEEEEDIC!" You call out, believing yourself injured.
"Oh, what's this?" Says Eirin, who just happens to be standing nearby. It is a doctor! You are saved.
"What's the matter with you?" She asks.
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An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:10 No. 94460 "FIRE! FIIIIRE!" You yell, pointing over Eirin's head. There is indeed a lot of fire. So much fire you can barely look at it without fear of burning your eyes.
"I've been looking for you!" It's Mokou.
Oh no! Pyro going for your Medic!
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Anonymous 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:12 No. 94461 ▼ File 125314274825.png - (41.86KB, 254x236 , 1.png)
[x] Taunt
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:14 No. 94462 You taunt Mokou, raising your fingers in the shape of a gun.
"POW! HAHAHA!"
Her head explodes in a shower of gore. She wasn't expecting that.
"That sure could come in handy." Eirin says as Mokou's corpse falls to the ground.
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An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:16 No. 94465 Your fingers are too thick and stubby for a keyboard, and you don't have a computer or an internet connection anyway.
Eirin raises an eyebrow at you as you stare into space while this takes time to process through your thick skull.
Anonymous 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:18 No. 94468 [x] "Charge now doctor!"
[x] "Hit charge!"
[x] "Charge me!"
[x] "Now doctor!"
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:22 No. 94469 "CHARGE NOW DOKTOR!" You shout, anticipating more foes soon.
"Well, if you insist." Eirin shrugs, whipping out her medigun.
Her huge, pulsating, long, hard medigun.
"Oh noooo!" This is no ordinary doctor.
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An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:27 No. 94474 "GET BEHIND ME DOKTOR!" Looks like you don't have any other choice, can't abandon your medic.
"Certainly." Eirin says. Her long, hard medigun presses up against you from behind, making you nervous.
Suddenly! Mokou's skull reforms itself! She lives!
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EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:28 No. 94475 [x] RUN COWARD! IM COMING FOR YOU!
DAzure 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:28 No. 94476 AH HA HA HA HA!
funny stuff!
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:30 No. 94477 "RUN COWARD! I'M COMING FOR YOU!" You hurl yourself toward the dazed and recovering Mokou.
"Oh what, you're huge!" She looks up in shock as your gigantic meaty fist sails over her head and catches alight.
"FIIRRRE! ARGH, FIIIRE!"
Anonymous 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:32 No. 94478 [x] My flesh, it burns!
[x] DOKTOOR!!
EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:32 No. 94479 [x] MY FLESH! IT BURN!
[x] NOW DOKTOR
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:34 No. 94480 "MY FLESH! IT BURNS!" You turn back to Eirin. She sprays you with her medigun.
"Ahh~ Isn't that better?" She asks. You are healed!
Mokou climbs up your back and starts trying to strangle you.
EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:35 No. 94481 [x] YOU ARE SO SMALL TO ME IT IS FUNNY
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:36 No. 94482 "YOU ARE SO SMALL TO ME IT IS FUNNY!" You laugh at her feeble attempts to choke you, reaching behind you and picking her up by the shoulders.
"Ah! Put me down!" She panics as you hold her aloft.
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EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:37 No. 94483 [x] I SMELL SOILED BABY DIAPER
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:40 No. 94485 "I SMELL SOILED BABY DIAPER!" You taunt her. Eirin laughs daintily behind her gloved hand.
But you are right! When you killed her earlier, Mokou's bowels must have let go! It is not a pretty sight.
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EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:41 No. 94486 [x] WHAT SICK MAN SEND BABIES TO FIGHT ME?
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:43 No. 94487 "WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?!" You dump Mokou on the ground.
"It is I who send them!" A malnourished Japanese man in a flat cap and a loud shirt emerges from the trees.
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EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:44 No. 94488 [x] I am GIANT!
[x] VVVZZZZZZZZZZZZZADADADADADADADADADABRRRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRD AHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:45 No. 94489 [x] I THINK YOU SHOULD FIGHT SOMEONE MUCH, MUCH SMALLER
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:48 No. 94491 "I am GIANT!" You shout at the man, swinging your weapon to bear on him and pulling the trigger.
"VVVZZZZZZZZZZZZZADADADADADADADADADABRRRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRDRD AHAHAHAHAHA!!!" You shout along with your gun, until all your ammo is spent.
But the man is still there! Your jaw drops in shock.
"That's some pretty poor danmaku." He says.
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EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:49 No. 94492 [x] STUPID! STUPID!! STUPID!!!
[x] I was told I would be fighting men!
[x] I think you need more men!
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:56 No. 94494 "STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!" You cry out in frustration. How did he cheat? Cheater is not a real man!
"I was told we would be fighting men!"
"Pfft, men? In Gensokyo?" The man shrugs.
"I think you need more men!" You shout in reply.
"Very well." The little man replies.
A gigantic pink fist descends from the sky, heading right for you.
EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2009/09/16 (Wed) 23:56 No. 94495 [x] IIINCOOOOOMIIIIIIIING!
[x] CHARGE NOW DOKTOR
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/09/17 (Thu) 00:03 No. 94496 "IIINCOOOOOMIIIIIIIING!" There's no way you can avoid this giant fist of superior manliness. It's even bigger than you!
"CHARGE NOW DOKTOR!" You call for assistance, and Eirin steps in behind you, activating her medigun. The übercharge fills you with power! And something else. But mostly power!
You are out of boolets, so you raise your own mighty fist to meet the one about to hit you.
"I AM INVINCIBLE!" You shout as your fist meets Unzan's.
BOOM
Gensokyo explodes with the power of the greatest fist clash ever known.
FIST END reached.
Anonymous 2009/09/17 (Thu) 00:39 No. 94505 ▼ File 125314799497.jpg - (90.29KB, 680x1000 , 06.jpg)
hahaha holy shit what the hell.
Glorious.
Anonymous 2009/09/17 (Thu) 00:41 No. 94507 Huh. That was definitely a story.
Kawa 2009/09/17 (Thu) 00:43 No. 94508 10/10.
Now let's DO IT AGAIN!
Anonymous 2009/09/17 (Thu) 03:14 No. 94547 Story Complete!
HY has completed two (2) stories.
600 exp awarded.
HY has leveled up!
WILL has increased by 1!
END has increased by 1!
Niggerness has decreased by 1!
HY learned: "One Shot" !
Anonymous 2009/09/17 (Thu) 04:59 No. 94580 ▼ File 125316358520.png - (365.32KB, 520x703 , 4b4b9b9bad20adac627259729e84825e.png)
>>94575 Always thought he just had these skills:
RETCON
RETCON
RETCON
Abandon story
All STAB, but really now....
Anonymous 2009/09/17 (Thu) 08:00 No. 94596 ▼ File 125317440531.jpg - (56.01KB, 480x640 , 1209956908634.jpg)
>HY has completed two (2) stories.
That is a way to raise his quota too. He just needs to write 4 more of those and he will no longer be a useless nigger in the statistics.
Anonymous 2009/09/17 (Thu) 08:12 No. 94598 ▼ File 125317515484.jpg - (346.21KB, 800x720 , 1191853894041.jpg)
Anonymous 2009/09/18 (Fri) 22:06 No. 94773 oh my god best story ever
Anonymous 2009/09/19 (Sat) 00:13 No. 94801 ▼ File 125331919669.png - (33.65KB, 550x400 , 1238383185119.png)
Now we need Scout in Gensokyo, ~BONK.
Anonymous 2010/02/03 (Wed) 06:35 No. 111308 ▼ File 12651789515.jpg - (190.83KB, 635x824 , magicalgirls.jpg)
