Heavy in Gensokyo, The Return! An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/10 (Sat) 23:23 No. 97657 ▼ File 125521702341.png - (1.46MB, 1575x886 , Meettheheavy4.png)
You are Heavy Weapons Guy, back in Gensokyo!
What do you do?
First vote always takes it.
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/10 (Sat) 23:30 No. 97661 "OHHH NOOOO!" That doesn't feel good! Your bowels, they don't feel good at all! This is bad, you quickly look for somewhere to go, but there's nothing here except trees.
"Uggggh!" You hold your stomach in pain, ducking behind a tree to do your business.
Ah ha! Leaves!
Good thing nobody saw! You are now refreshed, but standing in the wilderness with your pants down.
Anonymous 2009/10/10 (Sat) 23:32 No. 97664 [X] Eat Sandvich
[X] Discover Sandvich is actually fairy
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/10 (Sat) 23:36 No. 97665 The sight of so many mighty trees in once place moves you. Such power in nature! The feeling brings tears of joy to your eyes.
Hugging one of the trees is rather awkward, but you feel like you have to do it.
"What the ... "
You turn at the sound of the voice, seeing a young woman, staring at you in shock. Well, you are standing there with your trousers down, crying and hugging a tree.
It is Alice! She is shocked!
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/10 (Sat) 23:39 No. 97668 Waaaait a second, you narrow your eyes at Alice.
"I SPY A SPY!" You bellow, hitching your trousers up with one hand, pointing at Alice with the other.
"Wha-what?" She stammers. But you have seen through her flimsy disguise! She is BLU spy sent here to kill you.
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/10 (Sat) 23:45 No. 97671 "ALICE IS SPY!" You shout, lumbering forwards. Filthy spy isn't going to get you this time! You'll rip mask right off her face!
"Eeeeek!" She screams, a tiny figure darting forwards from her shoulder and jabbing at you with an equally tiny lance. Shanghai hovers around your head, poking you.
Anonymous 2009/10/10 (Sat) 23:46 No. 97672 [X] Poke her with YOUR lance
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/11 (Sun) 00:01 No. 97679 "YOU ARE SO SMALL!" You shout at Shanghai as she tries to poke you in the eye with her lance. Alice is already running away through the forest.
You try to counter, but your lance doesn't reach as high as your head. What the hell were you thinking? Shanghai stops to mine a giggle, hand over her mouth, as you struggle with your trousers.
Anonymous 2009/10/11 (Sun) 00:01 No. 97680 [x] Call for a professional spychecker.
Anonymous 2009/10/11 (Sun) 00:02 No. 97683 [X] Chase after Alice with BOXING GLOVES.
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/11 (Sun) 00:04 No. 97685 "NEED SPYCHECK HERE!" You call out, batting away Shanghai with one hand. There could be hundreds, maybe even thousands of spies right here, right now! All ready to kill you when your back is turned!
Forests sure are scary places.
Nobody replies to your call, making you glance about with worry. Shanghai, however, gives up her efforts to stab you in the head, instead deciding to settle down on your shoulder and tug on your ear.
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/11 (Sun) 00:09 No. 97694 You have no team here! There is only you and tiny annoying doll-person! One Heavy alone cannot do much, is too dangerous with spies and snipers and demomen oh my.
First, you are too slow! You need a Scout.
"WHO IS FASTEST PERSON HERE?" You shout in the general direction of Shanghai.
She points in what seems to be a random direction.
" ... really?" You ask.
Shanghai nods.
Anonymous 2009/10/11 (Sun) 00:15 No. 97699 And then Alice stabs us as we turn our back.
GG.
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/11 (Sun) 00:17 No. 97701 You head off in the direction the doll is pointing, hopefully to find a Scout.
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PAUSE BUTTON PAUSES GAME
MORE HEAVY TIME TOMORROW
EZMode !iIyIHD.1G6 2009/10/11 (Sun) 02:51 No. 97741 Shit, I missed this? God damn games, making me miss... more... game-related nonsense.
Anonymous 2009/10/11 (Sun) 05:48 No. 97759 WE MUST RE-CHALLENGE UNZAN TO A BROFIST BATTLE!
Millenia !Rb/qLUuxZg 2009/10/11 (Sun) 09:43 No. 97778 Anyone have a link to the first Heavy in Gensokyo? I can't find it in the archives.
Or at the very least a summary of anything 'important' we did? Captured any points or intelligence, at least?
Anonymous 2009/10/11 (Sun) 16:31 No. 97800 I'm looking forward to the other classes in Gensokyo.
Anonymous 2009/10/11 (Sun) 17:06 No. 97802 >>PAUSE BUTTON PAUSES GAME
I call bullshit!
An Rumia !GGKI3UTr5s 2009/10/11 (Sun) 22:09 No. 97842 HEAVY GOT CAMPED AT SPAWN POINT BY DIRTY SPIES
HEAVY BACK TOMORROW
Anonymous 2009/10/12 (Mon) 04:58 No. 97894 ▼ File 125532353385.jpg - (85.95KB, 1024x768 , 1245613201169.jpg)
Taisa !YTVxxKH.bU 2009/10/15 (Thu) 17:03 No. 98575 ▼ File 125562623838.png - (4.30KB, 210x168 , Coolface.png)
Anonymous 2009/10/15 (Thu) 18:17 No. 98584 ▼ File 12556306253.gif - (220.36KB, 826x1192 , taking it easy.gif)
>>98572 You mean he is taking a break from taking a break from taking a break.
Anonymous 2009/10/15 (Thu) 18:33 No. 98596 ▼ File 125563162765.jpg - (92.28KB, 400x398 , endless-eight_kyonkun_denwa.jpg)
>>98584 We've entered an endless recursion of breaks.
Anonymous 2009/10/17 (Sat) 18:50 No. 99155 If you won't update I will whine for update until you update.
You have been warned.
Anonymous 2009/11/02 (Mon) 19:32 No. 102013 ▼ File 125719034384.jpg - (45.96KB, 604x404 , 1255870955287.jpg)
UPDATE.
WHERE.
