Temporary VTAiG Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/29 (Sat) 07:00 No. 374 ▼ File 125152925413.jpg - (313.40KB, 916x1200 , Braun_HF_1.jpg)
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE THIS LEFT OFF
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You wake up tired one monday after a long night of playing Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. You find yourself feeling like something dangerous is going to happen today. You are in a one-room apartment, cheap because you need money to fuel your nerdy habits.
On the north wall of the room, there is a computer desk with a computer on it. West wall you have a closet with your hunting rifle and ammunition in it. The south wall of your room has your bed, with your hunting knife stuck between the matress and box spring. To the west is the exit.
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Anonymous 2009/08/29 (Sat) 20:49 No. 428 [x] Remember to shove some more cans of dog food to the cage you keep annoying door-to-door salespeople in. You forgot last week, let's do better this time.
Anonymous 2009/08/29 (Sat) 21:48 No. 431 After knocking out another one of your OCs; that planet youkai.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/29 (Sat) 22:10 No. 432 Oh, right. You haven't been tending to your cage. The one you keep annoying door-to-door salespeople in. You forgot to feed them last week, so you should try better this time. When they die of starvation, they pretty quickly start smelling really bad and the neighbors start asking questions and you have to tell them that you plugged up a rathole and the rat inside probably died, or something. Apparently, rats are enough of a problem in this city for people to believe that story.
Anyway, time to go buy some more cans of dog food. You'd probably buy dry dog food normally because its' cheaper, but you know it's got to be worse to be fed wet dog food than dry dog food. It has to be. There's much more squick factor.
You grab your wallet and step out the door, straight into what looks like the waiting room for an office. A hand reaches out through another, smaller gap to whack you in the head with a rolled up piece of paper, then drops it and lets it fall to the floor. From the looks of it, it's a note of some kind.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/29 (Sat) 22:25 No. 439 You pick up the note from the ground and read it. It's a note, written in your own handwriting, reminding you of an apointment you had to meet in the office that this is the waiting room for. Of course, you never wrote this note, so how it exists is an enigma.
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Anonymous 2009/08/29 (Sat) 22:37 No. 443 [x] Tear up the note and ignore the obvious plot hook. Drive back home.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/29 (Sat) 23:27 No. 466 You attempt to tear the note up and ignore the obvious plot hook, with the intention of driving back home. However, you find that the note is made of adamantium, and as soon as you try ripping it it suddenly gains all the weight of said metal. Not expecting this, and therefore not using enough muscle to hold up the weight of adamantium but rather just a note, it slips out of your fingers and falls on your foot. You're going to feel that for a while.
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Anonymous 2009/08/29 (Sat) 23:33 No. 471 [x] Pick up the note and crease it into the Adamantium Paper Sword from Hell!
Anonymous 2009/08/29 (Sat) 23:33 No. 472 [x] Limp away to the hospital.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 00:18 No. 489 But the pain in your foot is nothing. Holy shit, it's a fucking piece of adamantium paper! Time to crease it into the Adamantium Sword from Hell!
It proves a lot harder than you thought, but with extreme willpower and lots of time, you manage to bend the unbendable adamantium into the shape of a sword. However, it's a tiny sword no larger than a dagger. Oh well, it was a normal piece of paper. It's rather dull, though.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 00:37 No. 496 The next thing you decide to do is walk back home. So you walk over to the door leading outside and open it, closing it behind you. You find yourself in the middle of a large forest. Behind you, the door stands on its own. When you look behind it, there's just more forest. Opening the door normally, using the handle, reveals the same room you were just in. Well, good thing the door didn't disappear. You're not sure whether you'd rather be in there or out here.
The sound of a twig snapping comes from far off.
..far enough off that it's more like the sound of the trunk of a tree snapping. Shit.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 00:41 No. 497 [x] Find a magazine, open up to the center and lay a roll of pennies along the spine. Roll it up, when you jab with it you can give people a papercut from hell.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 00:49 No. 499 Ignoring the sound, you step back into the office waiting room and look around for a magazine. You have an awesmoe plan to make a weapon that will give a papercut from hell. However, just as you're about to grab one, it disappears with a flash of purple.
From outside the door, you hear the cracking sound of another tree being snapped. This time it's much closer.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 00:55 No. 501 [x] See if you can manage your way back home, opening up the cage to provide a tasty distraction for the tree-snapper.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 01:05 No. 504 You attempt to find a way back home, but right when you open the door and step outside your entire body is engulfed by the t-rex waiting for you outside.
BAD END
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 01:11 No. 505 [x] Back a choice, and then try to sneak past the T-Rex so you can hijack it's F-14.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 01:19 No. 507 You attempt to sneak past the T-rex so you can hijack it's F-14. However, the snakes got to it before you do and now you're stranded in front of a very hungry t-rex.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 01:29 No. 509 [x] Remember the Law of Nature, Red in Tooth and Claw : Eat or Be Eaten.
[x] Eat the T-Rex.
Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 01:50 No. 513 [x] Reach into your pocket and take out your shock-resistant, mechnically-motion powered radio and set it to a local hip-hop station. Set the volume all the way up and throw it into the T-Rex's nose so it either has to commit suicide or listen to that stuff for all eternity (all while everyone else thinks it's actually doing the singing).
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 01:54 No. 515 You remember hearing somewhere the Law of Nature, Red in Tooth and Claw, which states eat or be eaten, and you are tempted to eat the T-rex.
However, a better idea comes to you. You pull out your portable radio and put it on a hip-hop station, with the intent to shove it up the t-rex's nose. It mauls you a bit before eating you as punishment for attempting something so horrible.
BAD END
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 02:12 No. 521 [x] Okay, fine. Let's just let ourselves BE railroaded. See if we care. (Harumpf.)
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 02:44 No. 527 Fine, you'll just let yourself be railroaded. See if you care.
But because the writer doesn't have anything planned at all and is just bad ending you for the hell of if, this results in you just sitting there while the t-rex tears down the door to the office lobby and then gobbles you up.
BAD END
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 02:58 No. 531 You think to board the Union Pacific at the station, but there's a t-rex in the way.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 03:08 No. 532 [x] Call upon the forces of raw, uncontrolled magic to invoke a storm of pure magical energy near the T-rex for a split second, making damn sure you're out of the area of effect beforehand.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 03:10 No. 534 You invoke a storm of pure magical energy near the t-rex for a split second, causing nothing to physically happen. However, a few minutes later you hear a loud sound that sounds like some kind of sci-fi lazer outside, and then a loud thud as if something huge just fell to the ground.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 04:16 No. 546 [x] Examine source of the sounds
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 04:49 No. 555 You go outside to examine the source of the sounds. A girl wearing a witch costume, hoding some octagon thing in one hand and a bamboo broom in the other, stands before the fallen t-rex scratching her head as if confused about something.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 05:06 No. 562 You wave to Marisa. She looks at you for a second, then continues staring at the t-rex and scratching her head.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 06:46 No. 581 The door behind you suddenly spontaneously combusts, and doesn't stop burning until it's a pile of ash that definitely can't be opened again. Looks like you're stuck.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 10:03 No. 604 [X] Consume the ashes to make the door's powers your own.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 17:11 No. 641 You consume the ashes in an attempt to make the door's powers your own, but you soon find out that the door never had any powers. You decide that you'd like to walk through the hole in the wall left behind by the door not being there anymore, but look up and find it quite obvious that there IS no hole in the wall. There isn't a wall for there to be a hole in. There was just this door hanging in space with a portal to another space. And now both the door and portal are gone. Huh.
You now no longer need breakfast, though.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 18:50 No. 652 [X] Tackle Marisa, there's a T-rex in front of her!
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:10 No. 655 You attempt to tackle Marisa. Afterall, there's a T-rex in front of her! But right before you connect, a portal like the one before opens up directly behind her, with its end point being directly in front of her, resulting in you falling face-first onto the ground in front of her. Ow.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:24 No. 658 You attempt to look up your dress, but by the time you reverse your direction, you find that she is now kneeling down in front of you.
"Who're you -ze?"
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:27 No. 661 [X] "I like your hat. You are very cute."
Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:28 No. 662 [X] "Hello, citizen! I am Batman. You can be my assistant! Would you like that? Would you like to ride with Batman?"
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:31 No. 664 "Hello, citizen! I am Batman. You can be my assistant! Would you like that? Would you like to ride with Batman?"
"Oh, so you're a bat youkai -ze. But you don't have wings, -ze.
Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:33 No. 666 [X] Explain that ninjas have kidnapped your wings, and ask Marisa if she is a bad enough dude to rescue them
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:35 No. 669 "The ninjas have kidnapped my wings. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue them?"
"YEAH! I AM -ZE!"
She suddenly jumps onto her broom and flies off somewhere random, leaving you alone in a forst clearing with a small amount of burnt door that you didn't eat yet and a t-rex carcass.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:37 No. 672 [X] Explore the innards of the T-rex
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:45 No. 674 You attempt to explore the innards of the t-rex, but without something to cut a hole, you are unable to make yourself a way to get in. After all, your adamantium-paper sword is still rather dull, and useless for cutting.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:48 No. 675 [X] Enter through the mouth you stupid fuck
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 19:53 No. 676 You'd attempt to enter through the mouth, but it is firmly shut and all attempts to open it fail. It's probably a combination of the thing being huge and rigor-mortis setting in a lot more quickly than should be possible, somehow.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 20:04 No. 679 [X] Call for Tewi
what could possible go wrong
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 20:13 No. 680 You call out for Tewi. Suddenly, tengu ninjas, thousands of them.
...HEY! THERE'S THE GUY WHO TOOK YOUR WINGS!
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 20:13 No. 681 [X] Start crying, because you are fucked.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 20:17 No. 682 You start crying, because you're fucked.
"...Hey, man, I didn't know you cared about your wings that much." the ninja who stole your wings gives them back.
Then everything goes black as a bag is pulled over your head and you are knocked out by a blow to the head.
You wake up in a dark room.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 20:20 No. 684 You attack the darkness for 1 point of damage. The darkness attacks back for 20 points of damage.
You wonder how either of you managed to do "points" of damage, but such a subject will just cause headaches.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 20:34 No. 686 You attempt echolocation. You find that the room is fairly squareish.
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QWL !OqlZsK5bXU 2009/08/30 (Sun) 20:38 No. 687 .>Close your eyes, sit down, and wait.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 20:45 No. 688 You close your eyes, sit down, and wait. This results in you falling asleep.
You dream of...
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 20:58 No. 692 [x] Dream of devouring all.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 22:14 No. 700 You dream dreams of sunshine. Nothing much happens, other than sunshine.
It's still bitch-black in the room when you wake up.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 22:17 No. 702 [x] You've got wings now don't you? See if you can fly.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 22:21 No. 703 You DO have wings now, but they arne't connected. Unless you want to hold them in your hands and flap about like an idiot, there's no way to test your flight ability.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 22:27 No. 705 [x] Attach the wings to your back.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 22:29 No. 706 You stuble around in the dark looking for some duct table, but it's no good. It's too dark in here.
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QWL !OqlZsK5bXU 2009/08/30 (Sun) 22:36 No. 709 You say no butt wings, fine. But I can't hardly figure out a better plan...
.>Close your eyes again, but try not to fall asleep this time. Try meditating.
Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 22:37 No. 710 [x] Turn on the light you silly sausage.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/30 (Sun) 22:38 No. 711 You close your eyes again, trying not to fall asleep again. You begin meditating.
Just as you're about to empty your mind, a LOUD siren whines like right over your head, almost giving you a heart attack. You still can't see shit, and as soon as your eyes open the sound stops.
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Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 23:30 No. 720 [x] Deny the fact that the room is dark and state the fact that you can see clearly.
Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 23:40 No. 721 [x] Take off your siren-hat.
Anonymous 2009/08/30 (Sun) 23:46 No. 722 [x] Challenge the darkness to yakyuken
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/08/31 (Mon) 00:12 No. 724 You deny the fact that the room is dark and state the fact that you can see it clearly.
The darkness ignores you.
The next thought is to challenge it to yakyuken, or strip rock-paper scissors.
But what do you choose first?
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Anonymous 2009/08/31 (Mon) 00:27 No. 730 [x] Rock! How can you lose with ROCK?
Anonymous 2009/08/31 (Mon) 00:59 No. 735 [x] Choose all three, using one of your feet as 'Paper'.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/01 (Tue) 01:17 No. 874 You issue your challenge, then make your choice: rock.
A dark hand comes from the darkness signifying its choice of paper.
...FUUUCK.
Well, good thing this game is best out of three.
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Wiseman 2009/09/01 (Tue) 01:20 No. 875 [x] Paper while hoping that Tewi is lurking about
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/01 (Tue) 01:24 No. 877 You choose paper.
The black hand chooses scissors.
Your vision fades. You see a faint logo in the darkness. Something hits you in the head, hard, and then you black out.
When you wake up, you're in the dark room again, but in a different spot. You can tell becasue you're not up against a wall and there's no walls within range of your reach.
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Anonymous 2009/09/01 (Tue) 01:51 No. 884 Remember that you have the powers of a god, and that god is the 'GOD OF LIFE AND DEATH!!!' Now go and take over this pathetic world. I suggest you go and deal with that Gap Demon first. We don't want her to screw you over somehow. Try killing her minions first, that way she has nothing to fall back on.
Anonymous 2009/09/01 (Tue) 04:57 No. 894 [x] Say "Pazazu" three times.
Anonymous 2009/09/01 (Tue) 08:43 No. 907 [+] Hastur, Hastur, Hastur.
Anonymous 2009/09/01 (Tue) 11:08 No. 911 [x] Say "this thread sucks" or "This thread is awesome", thus destroying the 4th wall and making it possible to escape through where it once was.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/01 (Tue) 21:36 No. 984 "THIS THREAD IS OKAY I GUESS!" you shout, immediately shattering the one-way glass that makes up the fourth wall with your bellowing voice.
You climb through the hole that said wall breaking created.
You are now with the audience.
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Anonymous 2009/09/01 (Tue) 21:40 No. 985 [x] Ask the audience if they have any duct tape.
Anonymous 2009/09/01 (Tue) 21:55 No. 989 [x] Arrest the audience for being disgusting freaks.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/01 (Tue) 22:43 No. 994 "Anyone here have any duct tape?" you ask. The three people present respond with a "no."
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Anonymous 2009/09/02 (Wed) 01:01 No. 1030 [x] Wonder how you know there's three people here, if you can't see them.
[x] Challenge them to yakyuken
Anonymous 2009/09/02 (Wed) 01:21 No. 1037 [x] Ask if any of them has a heavy-duty industrial roller hander, and if anyone else has some ducks to feed into them.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/02 (Wed) 03:55 No. 1070 You suddenly wonder how you know there's 3 people here when it's so dark.
You then realize that the computer screens that they are using to watch with are all giving off light. How you're next to all three of them is a mystery, though. Probably Yukari's fault.
You challenge one of them to Yakyuken. They seemingly ignore you, intead saying "Wonder how there's three people here, if you can't see them. Then, challenge them to Yakyuken." bizarre.
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Anonymous 2009/09/02 (Wed) 04:00 No. 1071 [x] Run over to one of their keyboards and type in "[x] Run over to one of their keyboards and type in "[x] Run over to one of their keyboards and type in "[x] Run over to one of their keyboards and type in "[x] Run over to one of their keyboards and type in "[x] Run over to one of their keyboards and type in "[x] Run over to one of their keyboards and type in "
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/02 (Wed) 04:21 No. 1075 BUFFER OVERFLOW ERROR
Loading last save point...
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You wake up tired one monday after a long night of playing Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. You find yourself feeling like something dangerous is going to happen today. You are in a one-room apartment, cheap because you need money to fuel your nerdy habits.
On the north wall of the room, there is a computer desk with a computer on it. West wall you have a closet with your hunting rifle and ammunition in it. The south wall of your room has your bed, with your hunting knife stuck between the matress and box spring. To the west is the exit.
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Anonymous 2009/09/02 (Wed) 04:25 No. 1077 [x] Obtain both set's of hunting equipment + ammunition.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/02 (Wed) 04:26 No. 1078 You grab your hunting rifle and hunting knife. YOu have no goddamn clue what for, it's not like you have a hunting license or even transportation to anywhere to do so. Oh well, sometimes being nuts is fun.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/02 (Wed) 04:31 No. 1081 You go back to sleep.
When you wake up, you find yourself in a pure white room with almost blindingly bright lighting. More noticably, you're now in a female body.
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Anonymous 2009/09/02 (Wed) 04:57 No. 1086 [X] Explore.
-[X] Your body, that is.
--[X] With your hands.
Wiseman 2009/09/02 (Wed) 10:17 No. 1118 [X] Explore.
-[X] Your body, that is.
--[X] With your hands.
it's always best to get to know yourself first before trying anything else.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/02 (Wed) 21:19 No. 1181 You "explore your body with your hands."
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/02 (Wed) 23:58 No. 1210 You explore your bedroom.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/03 (Thu) 00:00 No. 1211 You explore the room. It is definitely empty. It is definitely white. And it is definitely bright.
On one wall, you find a set of cracks in the pattern of a tall rectangle with rounded corners. It appears to be something like a door, but there is no latch or hinges of any kind visible.
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krisslanza !l6ZeLPD4F6 2009/09/03 (Thu) 00:02 No. 1213 [x] Poke and prod at the cracks to try to open them.
[x] Challenge the cracks to yakyuken
Anonymous 2009/09/03 (Thu) 00:03 No. 1214 [x] Run your hand against the wall.
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/03 (Thu) 03:37 No. 1240 You ope and prod the cracks in an attempt to open them. You also run your hand over the wall. Nothing happens.
You suddenly see a windows-like dialog box open in your vision, like an afterimage. You know ti's not just on the walls or anything since you still see it with your eyes closed. It's easier to see that way.
The message is "Welcome to the basic tutorial! Press any key to continue."
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/03 (Thu) 03:48 No. 1243 Press Any key? What fucking keys? You don't see any keys. How does it expect you to press a key when there are none?
You mentally imagine pressing a key that says "Rumia."
The tutorial moves forward. Another dialog box comes up.
"Lesson 1: Using the HUD.
To display the HUD, simply think about it being there. The HUD contains many important information pieces, such as the current time, battery life left, local IP, hard disk usage, RAM usage, and CPU usage."
What the hell
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/03 (Thu) 04:03 No. 1247 You take a minute to think about Rumia. Gee, you'd sure hate to run into here at night. Well, if you could manage to make her not eat you, that'd be great.
...Somehow you think you're forgetting something somewhere, but oh well.
Right, HUD.
You bring it up. Specifically, you look at the local IP.
"192.168.1.153"
Looks like a pretty normal DHCP IP from a pretty normal router, given how random that 153 is. The rest is pretty standard. There isn't much interesting other than that you, a person, apparently have a local IP.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/03 (Thu) 04:54 No. 1258 You try the katakana for "Rumia." Nothing happens. Looks like you'll have to escape from here before pursuing her.
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Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/03 (Thu) 21:32 No. 1362 Well, this was somewhat entertaining to write. However, it was only temporary, and its time is up. The threads for my old stories are restored, and I can continue with them.
However, I don't really want to write all of them at once, and people complain when I do anyway, so I'm only going to start updating one. Which one that is should be voted on in here.
[ ] VTAiG
[ ] Nightmare
[ ] ACUTE
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2009/09/04 (Fri) 01:26 No. 1387 I don't want to call this until I get at least two more votes.
Anonymous 2009/09/04 (Fri) 01:28 No. 1388 [X] I don't know what any of those acronyms stand for. Fill me in.
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