Let's Get Ramblin' Anonymous 2011/04/08 (Fri) 09:32 No. 6822 ▼ File 130225516113.jpg - (1.49MB, 1800x898 , little green bag.jpg)
"Let me tell you what 'Like a Night Sparrow' is about. It's all about how much a whore of a girl who digs dicks. The entire song. It's a metaphorical love ballad for big dicks."
"No, no, it's about how a girl who is very vulnerable! She's really shy, and doesn't know how to express her feelings! She feels so alone, and always neglected, but the one day she falls for the only one who has ever looked at her-"
"Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Time out, Moonbunny. Tell that bullshit to the fucking rabbits. 'Like a Night Sparrow' isn't about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella-"
"Actually, it's another girl she meets."
"Fella, girl, whatever. Like I was saying-"
"Also, my sources say it's Mokou."
"Who?"
"You know, the immortal? Long hair? Red pants? I wrote all about her, here, I think I have a clipping-"
"No, I mean, what are your sources?"
"...what do you mean?"
"Well, how do we know you didn't just make that up, like you usually do?"
"I will have you know that I only ever report the truth, and nothing but the truth!"
"So, who's your source?"
"...I am not at liberty to divulge that information, as confidentiality is of the utmost importance in building the bond between reporter and their-."
"So, right. You made it up."
"I did not!"
"Would you two shut the hell up?! You're making me lose my train of thought here, now what was I fucking..."
"Night Sparrow. Metaphor. Dicks."
"Right, right. Dicks. Thanks, Taters, or whatever your name is..."
"Mm. Whatever. Don't talk to me."
"Anyway, let me tell you what what 'Like a Night Sparrow' is about. It's about the slutty little bird with a major-league cock-addiction. We're talking dicks on the brain with this chick. We're talking morning, day, night, noon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."
"Um, how many dicks is that?"
"Well, there was one, then two, then three, and four, and...uh..."
"Miss Utsuho, just say 'a lot'."
"Oh, okay! A lot!"
"Then, one day, she meets this guy hauling a rod in his pants like something you'd see at Moriya Shrine. We're talking a Pillar of Faith that could be its own goddamn deity if it wanted."
"Ooh~! Juicy~! Juicy~! I can see the headline now! Newsflash! Moriya Shrine Overtaken by Massive God-Phallus! Is Youkai Mountain in danger of a new kind of eruption?!?
"Oh my~! That would be more misfortune than I could ever hope to-"
"Will you shut the fuck up and let me finish?"
"Finish, what? Your whole point is that the sparrow wants dicks."
"And? You can't tell me you can listen to that song and not see that's what it's about."
"You sure you're not just seeing it how you want to see it?"
"Ooh~! Irony~! Irony~!"
"Will you shut up?"
"Well, I think Miss Inaba is right! It's so much nicer to think of it like a young maiden finding her happiness after all that time of heartbreak and loneliness!"
"Feh. Happy endings. Unrealisti-HEY!"
"Ooh~! Whatcha writing? Whatcha writing?"
"None of your- oof! Give it back, Aya!"
"Hey, hey! Just kidding~!"
"Then give it back!"
"Nope~! You wanted to come along, then you have to par-ti-ci-pate!"
"I am participating!"
"Like hell you have, Tengu. All you've been doing since you got here is is beeping away with your little thingy there. What the hell is that thing, anyway?"
"It's her camera! Wanna see? Catch!"
"What?! Don't!"
"Too slow~!"
"Eugh! Damn it, Shameimaru! Er, Miss Nue, would you give me that back?"
"Hmm? You want this back? Then say the magic word~!"
"Um, please?"
?'Please' what?"
"Is this really necessary? Can't you just give it back to her?"
"This is for her own good! Even Tengu aren't exempt from displaying proper manners, little bunny."
"But things like you are exempt?"
"Hey, I can be perfectly polite. It's just more fun not to be. Soooooo, what's the word, Hottentot?"
"Ugh! Fine! Can I please have my camera back? Please?!"
"Very good~! But, no."
"What?! But I-"
"Your speed-freak partner is right, all you've been doing is fiddling with this thing since you got here, and all the noise is fucking annoying."
"She is NOT my partner!"
"That's right! 'Sidekick' is a much more accurate description."
"Oh, as IF!"
"Would you prefer 'intern'?"
"I'll 'intern' you!"
"Ooh~! Witty! Witty!"
"Shut up! SHUT UP!"
"Ahh, it truly warms the heart to see such good friends getting along as they do!"
"Miss Hina, jokes like that aren't going to help matters."
"Hm? Jokes?"
"Okay, seriously, nue. Give it back."
"Nope~! It's my camerathingy now~!"
"You don't even know what it is, and- GAH! Don't do that!"
"Hey, Miss Tengu! Do you want me to blow her up! I can do that!"
"Yes! Burn her! Burn her!"
"Okie-dokie!"
"Oh, just try it~! I know I can take the heat, but can this little thingy? I wonder~!"
"Huh?! W-wait! WAIT! Don't burn her! DON'T BURN HER!"
"Huh? ...awww, phooey."
"Oh, settle down, Hotpot. I'll give it back to you when we're done here. If you're lucky, you'll even still be able to recognize it!"
"Don't you DARE-"
?Hmmmmmmmmm~??
"...er, ah, nothing."
"Heh. Smooth, Hatate."
"Shut up, Aya."
"Oh my, we've been here for quite some time, haven't we? Do you suppose we should leave our hostess a donation to show our gratitude?"
"Good idea, Miss Curse Sponge! Hey, Hot-Tatas, you think Hakurei would like this little doodad? I think she'd like it."
"What?! No!"
"Nah, don't bother. It's not like she does anything to deserve donations, anyway."
"I heard that, Aya!"
?Just kidding, Reimu~!. ...but, no. She really doesn't."
"Oh, my. What about you, Miss Reisen?"
"Hmph. Even if Master paid me, I wouldn't give any of it to a murderer."
"Ooh? You're still mad about that? Do I smell a scoop? Rogue Rabbit Seeks Revenge on Bunny-Eating Shrine Maiden! Insanity-soaked massacre at the Hakurei Shrine!? Ooh~! Yes! Yes! I smell awards for this!"
"W-what?! No! I wouldn't-"
"Don't worry, ma'am. As a reporter, I will do everything in my power to ensure your story is told in a properly fair and balanced manner!"
"B-but! I'm not going to-"
"Now, when you do plead insanity, will you justify it with just your overpowering rage at her actions, or do you think you can work something in there about how your employer has treated you?"
"What?!"
"Nothing too explicit, of course! Just something about how you've been abused. Maybe used in as a test subject in some crazy experiments? More than enough rumors for such claims to be credible, or at least believable. Good way to get sympathy from the public, too."
"But Master would never-!"
"Now, now! Take it easy! I'm on your side, Miss! I happen to be a strong advocate against animal abuse! You no longer have to suffer in silence now that I'm here to share your story with the world!"
"Nooo! Don't! There is no story!"
"...oh my. What about you, Miss Okuu? Do you have anything to offer?"
"Huh? Um, well...no. Mama didn't give me my allowance this week because I didn't clean my room like I was supposed to."
"Oh dear. It's still a mess, I take it?"
"Nope! It's all gone!"
"Hm? Then, why is it you did not receive your allowance?"
"Uh, well, I kinda used my power to do it, and some of the room kinda...um...melted."
"...oh my."
"What about you, Neckstrap? You're so set on the idea, why don't you donate something?"
"Oh, dear, I would love to. Alas, I do not have anything in the way of money to give. If I did, I most certainly would-"
'Uh-huh. Right. You're broke. Gotcha."
"Ah! But I could do something else!"
"Oh, here we go..."
"Ooh, thinking of removing some misfortune?"
"Oh my, no! I would do a dance!"
"Er...dance?"
"Oh yes! It is most enjoyable! See, I begin swaaaaying baaaack and foooorth, and then she'll start swaaaaaaaying baaaaack and foooooorth toooooo~! Then I'm swaaaaaaying and she's swaaaaaaying, and we're both swaaaaaaaaaaaying~ and then all of those silly little problems with just go floating away~! Float, float, floooooatiiiiing~!"
"That's a dance?"
"Oh yes, a most wonderful dance! It becomes even more fun when you start spinning, too~!"
"That sure sounds, uh, interesting?"
"Would you care to try~?"
"No thanks."
"Aw, that's too bad."
"C'mon, Miss Inaba! Give it a try! It might be just the thing you need to get rid of some of that pent-up rage you have bubbling underneath. Let it out! Before it's too late!"
"There isn't any rage!"
"Come on! Give it back, already!"
Noooope~!"
"You're sure? You sound like you're getting angry."
"I'm not!"
"Please! PLEASE!"
"Nuh-uh~!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"I'm hungry."
"Give it back!"
"Try to take it, if you can!"
"Why you-"
?WILL YOU IDIOTS GO HOME ALREADY?!?
"Ooh! Scary! Scary!"
"Well, that's my cue! Later, bitches!"
"What?! Hey! Wait! Get back here with that!"
"Ooh, a chase? I smell a photo op!"
"Well, I suppose it is getting a bit late, and...AH! My deliveries! Oh no, Master's going to scold me... Gotta hurry! Gotta hurry!"
"...honestly, can't I have just one day of peace and quiet here? I swear, they love making fun of-...hm? Why are you still here?"
"Would you care to have that dance?"
"No."
"Go out for a spin?"
"NO."
"How about-"
"Go HOME, Hina."
"Oh, very well. Spinning~, spinning~, fortune's spinning~"
"Honestly, don't they have anything better to do with their time?"
"I don't!"
"GAH! What are you still doing here?!"
"Ummm, well, I kinda forgot how to get home."
"...you're joking, right?"
"Nope! Can I stay here until I remember?"
"No, really. This is a joke, right?"
"I have an egg! You can have it if you want!"
"Seriously, this isn't fu-...wow. That's, uh, that's a big egg."
"Uh-huh!"
"And you could, er, cook it? Right?"
"Huh? Well, yeah! That's easy!"
"...right this way, then."
"Yay!"
That was the Prismriver Sisters with ?I Left My Heart in Hakugyokurou?, followed by Scarlet Clock Tower's ?Despair Grows (When the Wing Crystal Glows)? as K-Sumi's Swingin' Sounds in the Underground weekend just keeps on...swinging.[/i]