[x] Cook something

[ ] Cook something
EGGS MOTHERFUCKER

[ x] Cook something

>>OP

[X] Genuflect

>>OP

[x] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

CHINA
I'M ALIVE
AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T RAT YOU OUT

[X] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

[X] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

[X] Head to Remilia's study

[X] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

[ ] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

[ ] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

you idiots don't make something when it isn't your house and you aren't being asked to make something

[ ] Cook something

[X] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

[x] Cook something

Anon has /ck/, so we are decent chefs. Also, we can impress Sakuya.

[x] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

[X] Head to Remilia's study

[X] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

[X] Head to Remilia's study

[X] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

>>251811

For this

[x] Cook something

[X] Head to Remilia's study

>>OP
[X] Cook something

[x ] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

I am split between making something to eat, and (9), but I guess I'll go with 9.

Seriously, we're at SDM. Cooking worked with Keine, but Sakuya makes the food here.

[x] Cook something

[ ] Cook something

MEILING HERE WE COME AGAIN!!! No, Cirno, we can't come home yet. Please rape Ke... Ke... that werecow for us.

[X] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

[x] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

[X] Search for Sakuya in the FUCKING Guest Bedrooms I TELL YOU

[x] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

Anon's taste keeps changing. Pursue one girl, goddammit. First it was Alice, then Cirno, then China, then Flandre (kind of), now Sakuya, and we want to go and try China and Cirno again? Arg.

[X] SEARCH FOR MOTHERFUCKING SAKUYA IN THE GUEST ROOMS

[X] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

[x] Cook something
Anon will need his energy.

>>251833
Or, have Cirno fly back and bring Werecow here before Flandre wakes up.

[ ] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

WAIT WAIT
MAKE EGGS
THEN BRING THEM TO CHINA(also cirno)
She'll cry tears of happiness

>>251842
WE'RE COLLECTING AFFECTION POINTS FOR HAREM ENDING

[ ] Cook something

Make food, then bring some for China and Cirno, if she's still out there waiting for you.

[x] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

You're a guest, therefore she must be preparing your room.

anon loev using other peoples kitchans

>>251842
Alice -> Cirno -> China -> Cirno -> Tsun tsun for Reisen -> Keine -> Mokou -> Cirno -> China -> Patchouli -> Flandre -> Remilia -> Sakuya -> Cirno/China

>>251842
I smell an "alone" bad end.

Oh god, I just imagined him eating a bowl of thousand island crunch and one of the girls walks in on him eating it.

SAKUYA WHERE ARE YOU

[X] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

What could Anon think? Two vampire who eat human blood? And a maid who was about to kill us with knives? And a bookworm who didn't had any interest on us? I SUPPOSE that we must GET OUT!

ALSO: I have a bad feeling about this place. As I was here but I was eaten by someone. Hell I don't know but the scary cold lake is closing..

[X] Head to the gate to drop in on China and (9)

>>251776
>>251786
>>251787
>>251803
>>251808
>>251811
>>251829
>>251830
>>251849
enjoy being killed by sakuya, THIS ISN'T YOUR FUCKING KITCHEN NOR MANSION

China loev food. You bring food to china, china loev you.

>>251875
We all agreed on not leaving SDM because Flandre would fucking kill us if we do

>>251878
but we have forks and pans to protect us

>>251878
see
>>251866

Guys, it's not like Sakuya is hot...

[x] Cook something

FUCK YOU GUYS. WE'RE HUNGRY HERE.

>>251890
2/10

>>251887
and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>251884
She has daggers and can fucking stop time

>>251890

She's a good asset to any harem. Also, if she's self conscious enough to wear Pads, she'll be easy to win over.

>>251890
HERETIC, BURN HIM! BURN HIM ON THE STAKE!

anon's spellcard is egg sign: scrambled cooking

>>251907
Someone probably changed his mind and deleted his vote

[x] Search for Sakuya in the Guest Bedrooms

>>251878
Wait, are janitors deleting votes?
What happened there?

>>251907

The janitors want to go out and see China and Cirno, I guess.

>>251907
Promotions, perhaps?

>>251914

Janitors haet cooking.

>>251927
>>251915
>>251914
Getting rid of double-voters?

>>251914
>>251927

Same person and they're enforcing fairness?
Or maybe the person who made it decided to delete it.

Hey it is already day 3 and Anon still haven't FAPPED? Are Anon changing?

>>251945
Anon is too busy challening the dangers of SDM

>>251945
Anon has not had a chance to fap. Also, if Anon attempts raep, then we will simply be killed.

>>251958

Well, there was Keine's bathroom.

>>251945
It's probally not for lack of trying, mind you.

>>251945
Being constantly on the border of life and death, you can't really find time to do that...

>>251963
(9) would've stopped us anyways.

>>251969
No
We would have told her masturbation was fun and showed her how.

>>251969

>(9) would've stopped

I like where this would have gone...

I want Udongei and I hope she RAPE US BADLY:)

>>251969

>(9) would've stopped us anyways.

I like where this would have gone...

>>251957
I beg to differ.

You can't help but want to cook -something- in this large kitchen. You're hungry, and the fairy maids are useless, and you cannot locate Sakuya, so why not? What do you make, anon? (DOUBLE CHOICE)


[ ] Eggs. Did you have to ask?

[ ] Skillet some beef and try and make mashed potatoes with it

[ ] Try and make a soup of some sort

[ ] Sliced apples are easy food to make

[ ] Give up, look for Sakuya

[ ] Give up, see Patchouli

>>251989

[X] Give up, look for Sakuya

[ ] Sliced apples are easy food to make
[ ] Yes

>>251978
Not after the stunt Anon pulled last time he was in Eientei.

>>251989

[X] Genuflect

[x] Skillet some beef and try and make mashed potatoes with it

[x]yes (enough for 3, minimum)

>>251989
[x] Sliced apples are easy food to make

[x] Give up, look for Sakuya

>>251989
[x] Skillet some beef and try and make mashed potatoes with it

[x] Give up, visit Meiling and Cirno

>>251989
[X] Give up, look for Sakuya

[X] Eggs. Did you have to ask?
[X] Yes
Eggs for China! She will love us!

>>251963
1. Anon walks in on Keine showering.
2. Keine lets out a surprised scream.
3. Mokou rushes in and incinerates anyone that's not Keine, no questions asked.
4. BAD END.

[x] Eggs. Did you have to ask?
[x] Yes

[x] Eggs. Did you have to ask?
[x] Yes

[X ] Give up, visit Meiling and Cirno
[X] N/A

[ ] Give up, look for Sakuya
[ ] N/A(Picked to leave)

[X] Give up, look for Sakuya

[x] Eggs. Did you have to ask ?
[x] yes

[X] Give up, look for Sakuya
[X] N/A

[x] Sliced apples are easy food to make
[x] Yes

[X] Give up, look for Sakuya
[X] N/A(Picked to leave)

[x] Eggs. Did you have to ask?
[X] MORE EGGS

[X] Give up, look for Sakuya
[X] N/A(Picked to leave)

[X] Eggs. Did you have to ask?
[X] Yes
Egg Sign: Omelette

[ ] Skillet some beef and try and make mashed potatoes with it
[ ] Yes
[ ] Take it to (9) and China

[X] Give up, look for Sakuya

>>251989
[x] Try and make a soup of some sort
[x] No
brb, soup

[ ] Give up, look for Sakuya

>>252037
Wait, I change my vote to Eggs!

>>252035
>>252038
>>252041
>>252030
>>252033
>>252025
STOP WANTING TO DIE

[x] Eggs. Did you have to ask?
[x] Yes.

I'm surprised there wasn't a choice for what kind of eggs. Over-easy eggs are fucking delicious.

[X] Skillet some beef and try and make mashed potatoes with it
[X] Yes

>>252037
[ ] Eggs. Did you have to ask?
[ ] Yes
[ ] Take it to (9) and China

Changing to eggs. I-I don't want us to be killed by Sakuya.

these threads are dumb because if i were ever in gensokyo i'd be an uber shounen self insert guy who all the girls would develop a crush on and my power levels would grow progressively stronger

boosh!

[X] Give up, look for Sakuya
[X] N/A

>>252044
IF WE DIE, WE DO SO IN THE NAME OF FOOD

Why the hell are you deciding we want to cook something? We'll be knifed at this rate. The kitchen is a maid's personal area, and Sakuya will not tolerate anyone intruding in her domain.

>>252055
go back to /a/, tite

>>252058
too bad we chose to stop cooking and look for sakuya

>>252055
Actually our cooking skills are improving

[x] Skillet some beef and try and make mashed potatoes with it
[x] Yes, enough for everyone in/around the mansion
Let's try something new!

>>252058 Anon & eggs LOL

[x] Eggs. Did you have to ask?
[x] Yes

>>252062
Then why is China often shown as making the food?

Did eggs or beef win?

>>252072

then carry on, anonymous!

>>252055
Anon prefers earning affection through GUTS AND EFFORT.

[x] Eggs. Did you have to ask?
[x] Yes

[ ]EGGS

WE MUST IMPROVE OUR ONLY SKILL

>>252079

Eggs = New options
Beef = Anon fucks up, burns the kitchen down, and gets knife raped by Sakuya 47 times in a single second.

>>252077
Not canon, and the Chinese are generally perceived as cooks in both the Western world and in Japan.

[ ] Skillet some beef and try and make mashed potatoes with it
and
[ ]Eggs. Did you have to ask?

WE'RE MAKING A FEAST

This is going to be our first spell card. I'm calling it now.

>>252134
So anon's spellcard is kirby's smash move nao?

>>252134
If so, our final one better be Unlimited Egg Works

Anonymous loev cooking
With enough luck, Anonymous can become the head chef of SDM
Good end

MY BODY... IS MADE OUT OF EGGS

>>252134

Fuck you, my spellcard is Master Sage.

>>252155
Shell is my body, yolk is my blood.

We also need a [x] Genuflect spellcard.

in b4 unlimited egg works prayer

You decide to cook eggs. Oh, what the hell, it seems to be your best skill, you kitchen bitch, you. You decide to make well done fried eggs, with no toppings; After all, you're not sure how the others would like it... As you make servings for more than yourself. Although you can't see anyone around, you feel like someone is glaring daggers into your back. You finish, and have made delicious eggs. Who do you share them with?

[ ] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[ ] Patchouli

[ ] Sakuya

[ ] Remilia

[ ] Wait for Flandre

[ ] Screw it, eat it all yourself

[x] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[X] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[x] Sakuya

"I am the bone of my pan.
Shell is my body, and yolk is my blood.
I have created over a omlets.
Unknown to pepper.
Nor known to salt.
Have withstood pain to create scrambled eggs.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Eggs Works."

[x] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[X] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[ ] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[ ] Patchouli

[ ] Sakuya

[ ] Remilia

KEEP COOKIN, ANON

TONIGHT
WE FEED ALL OF SDM

>>252184

[X] Genuflect

[ ] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[x] Screw it, eat it all yourself

[x] Sakuya

[x] Sakuya

[x] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[ ] Remilia

REMILIA YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
GET CLOSE WITH BIG SIS AND YOU GET CLOSER WITH LITTLE SIS

[x] Sakuya


we've got to soften that maid

[x] Hong Meiling and Cirno

>>252195
over a thousand*

[ ] Sakuya

[x] Sakuya

>>252184
SAKUYA-SAN

[ ] Sakuya

Sakuya will just turn down the eggs and kill you for using her kitchen in the first place.

[X] Sakuya
Hey Sakuya, I made some eggs in your kitchen, wanna eat?

[x] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[X] Sakuya

>>252229
We don't care, it's the thought that counts.

[x] Sakuya

[x] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[ ] Hong Meiling and Cirno

>>252222
>>252220
>>252216
No, we must feed Cirno and apologise

>>252229


hmmm, now that you mention it

[X] Hong Meiling and Cirno

Sakuya won't kill us, we are Flandres new toy, and Remilia has allowed us to stay in the house.

[X] Hong Meiling and Cirno

The lake is waiting.

[ ] Sakuya

[x] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[x] Wait for Flandre

I'm fucking tired of your "Sakuya"

[x] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[X] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[X] Remilia

Dam it people, stop forgetting about the poor ice fairy still waiting outside.

>>252280
>>252262
>>252250
>>252243
>>252240
>>252235
>>252217
>>252214
>>252205
>>252197
>>252196
samefag

>>252296
We don't care about Cirno anymore.

[x] Sakuya

>>252296

;_; nooo Cirno

>>252215

THIS MAN IS A GENIUS

I'm torn...

Fuck no, now that we've cooked in her kitchen, Sakuya is out. Also, Flan is still impossible, she respects Marisa because she's powerful, anyone else doesn't matter. But Remi is still civil, so it Patchy, and we already know Cirno and China like us to some degree. Alright.

[X] Hong Meiling and Cirno

[x] Hong Meiling and Cirno

Ah du

>>252298
yeah, kill yourself somewhere else

I really do hope a VN of this is released
I'd end up just staying with Keine and maybe trying to seduce China.

[ ] Screw it, eat it all yourself

>>252298
Butthurt Sakuya-fag

[X] Hong Meiling and Cirno
They won't kill us for stealing food.

>>252322
bringing food outside the mansion, WHAT HAPPENS IF FLANDRE WAKES UP THEN?

MOTHERFUCKING BAD END

Is there a rapidshare with the other thread/days?

Moe-moe teary-eyed Cirno and China scene when they see you step out of SDM unscathed, I can feel it!

[X] Hong Meiling and Cirno

THEY WAITED FOR US ANON!

>>252344
It's only late afternoon

>>252350
China might be, but Cirno? No way.

>>252344
Don't leave the gates.

>>252360
Its like, morning.
Isn't it? We woke up, Cirno took us here, we dicked around for an hour or so. At most its Noon.

Anon needs some degree of survivability, we need to get to the Library eventually. Maybe something along the lines of the Grimoire of Alice exists there, so we can at least run if something happens.

Cirno left already, China already thinks you are dead.

[x] Sakuya

>>252371
see
>>OP
>It was probably late afternoon by now. Reaching the large, well equipped kitchen, you find it empty of any maids. You're a bit hungry, since all you had for breakfast was those eggs.

Nameless Sign 「Genuflect」

You walk outside the mansion to give China some eggs.

You are promptly ripped apart by Mystia.

>>252384
We dicked around for quite some time.
We're fucking unmotivated

>>252376
Find the tentacle rape demon book.

>>252406
Don't remind me. ;_;

[ ] help
[ ] fap

>>252406
>You promptly fall into in lake.
fixed

>>252406
Eggs are generally unfertilized when sold. So even if you didn't cook them, they would have gone to waste.
I'm sure Mystia would understand.

>>252444
[X] help

Should I go recruit /ck/ so our cooking ability rises?

>>252456
tentacle goes where?

>>252444
see>>252427

you guys are idiots

[x] run off into the woods and get lost. wander around until yukari finds you and get taken home. live happily ever after with ran chen and yukari

>>252473
She's too lazy to actively search for a lost human.

Give China and 9 some eggs.

[X] Hong Meiling and Cirno

>>252473
Woods? There is only the lake to go to.

>>252444
this is clearly some kind of sea monster emerging from the lake

you are all idiots, we must make eggs for everyone

Meiling is hungry for some eggs!

[X] Get a life

>>252504
>we must fertilize everyone's eggs
fixed.

More and more samefagging and more and more trolling is occurring with each thread. Will this meet the same fate SaiGAR did?

>>252518
YOU ARE ON 4 CHAN TO!!

You decide to take out the food you have made to Cirno and China; They've probably been waiting with bated breath for you to return, you figure, and bringing a meal with you might be good. As you leave the kitchen, you see nobody, but it as though time has stopped for a second. "You may be the Mistress' guest, however, should I catch you fooling around in my kitchen again, a little accident may occur." You hear scathingly. When you turn, and look around, nobody is there. Screw it, you'll worry about Sakuya later. Carrying three plates of eggs, you proceed out the front doors and wave to the two at the gate.

Meiling had looked rather worried, and was merely nodding mechanically at Cirno as the ice fairy continued nattering to relieve boredom. "Sir! There you are!" Meiling exlaimed, rushing over to you. "How are you? You were gone for some time. Did the mistress catch you? Oh, what are those? Are those for us?" She babbles a bit, eventually inquiring about the eggs.


[ ] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

[ ] "Yes, I'm fine... I might be here a while though." You hand her one of the meals, and wait for Cirno to collect her own.

[ ] Retreat back inside!

[ ] Do not respond, merely offer her the meal.

>>252524

Trolling seems to have decreased to me.
Samefagging dont really matter.
It's first to seven votes, so it's mostly unique people. You can tell because once the vote pops up, in comes about 12 posts at the same time.

>>252539

[x] Genuflect

>>252535
bullshit, last one was to stop cooking and pursue sakuya that one had the first 7 votes but gensokyo man did the egg shit

[ ] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

>>252539
sakuya had more votes and was first to 7

[X] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

>>252539
[x] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

[x] "Yes, I'm fine... I might be here a while though." You hand her one of the meals, and wait for Cirno to collect her own.

[x] "Yes, I'm fine... I might be here a while though." You hand her one of the meals, and wait for Cirno to collect her own.

[x] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

[x] Genuflect

>bated

I CAN NOT HAVE SPELLING ERRORS IN MY VN
BONER KILLED

[ ] "Yes, I'm fine... I might be here a while though." You hand her one of the meals, and wait for Cirno to collect her own.

>>252539


[ ] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

[ ] "Yes, I'm fine... I might be here a while though." You hand her one of the meals, and wait for Cirno to collect her own.

Okay, look guys, we need a method.

[ ] Most popular

[ ] First seven

[ ] First choice

[ ] Only first ten votes count, highest voted one wins

[X ] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

[X] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

>>252547
>>252542

I'm counting now, either you're mistaken, or the posts got deleted.

China and Cirno is first to seven.

>>252561
https://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-bai1.htm
Huh?

[ ] "Yes, I'm fine... I might be here a while though." You hand her one of the meals, and wait for Cirno to collect her own.

[ ] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

[ ] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

[x] "Yes, I'm fine... I might be here a while though." You hand her one of the meals, and wait for Cirno to collect her own.

Auto sage just kick in, yo

>>252571
[X] First seven

[X] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

>>252521


now, that's what i think too

>>252571
[x] First choice

For the lulz.

>>252561

that is, in fact, the correct spelling

[x] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

[X] First seven

>>252571

[x] Only first ten votes count, highest voted one wins

>>252585

Fuck, I'm usually the one to post this

Idiots, clearly this is the correct option

[ ] Do not respond, merely offer her the meal.

The silence either a) makes her worry about you or b) makes you seem cool

[x] First seven

ISN'T IT HAPPY, CHINA? WE ARE PURSUING YOUR ROUTE NOW.

This egg making business will only end in sorrow...

[x] First seven

[x] "Yes, I'm fine... I might be here a while though." You hand her one of the meals, and wait for Cirno to collect her own.

[x] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

[X] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

does mystia have a cloaca or a vag00? if she has human anatomy where does the egg come out from?

>>252636
Why must we bring this up every time?

>>252636
I'm scared to ask but what's a cloaca

>>252645
gb2/middleschool/

>>252645
The vent or common opening in birds through which the intestinal, urinary, and reproductive tracts empty.

[x] "Yes, I'm fine. Yes, they're for you both. How are you, Miss Meiling?" Offer Meiling a plate with fork, and then call Cirno over.

>>252667
So it's a bird cunt?

>>252674
FLUFFY VULVA

>>252674
Basically. It's what's making the EGG.

>>252667
BUT THAT'S WHERE I POOP

>>252699
So is it a pooper vagoo?
I'm confused now

>>252636
Mystia is a fucking 10% she has a vag00

Are you morons still doing this?

Go back to Gaia with your RP shit

>>252739
>RP
lol

>>252739
For the better part of a week

>>252667
Oh dear god, it's like in Red Dwarf or whatever, where the soup, the juice, and the coffee all come out of the same nozzle, and they all taste the same.