Breasts time lulz Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:11 No. 340987 ▼ File 1206767461229.jpg - (233KB, 845x1200 , 1206529561594.jpg)
https://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/Breasts.html[X] Search
After a short period of time of embracing the luxurious and impeccable craftsmanship of the couch, you decide it's time for looting.
You hands greedily dart within the depths of the couch, molesting it's dark, sleek leather with your pale anonymous hands, what do you seek?
[ ] Breasts
[ ] Lost money
[ ] Stop Searching
[ ] Collapse from anemia
[ ] +9 dagger of ogre slaying
Wriggle Nightbug !!aW57CAvhjjh 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:13 No. 341005 [X] +9 dagger of ogre slaying
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:14 No. 341011 [x] +9 dagger of ogre slaying
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:14 No. 341013 [x] +9 Dagger of Ogre Slaying
Time to upgrade from our shitty fruit knife.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:17 No. 341035 Where's my [x] All of the above option? I want my dagger in one hand, and tits in the other, while I get revenge on that fucking lake.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:20 No. 341072 [X] +9 dagger of ogre slaying
As you search the couch, you find yourself wondering as to exactly how *deep* it actually goes, your searching hands detecting no boundary within the dark depths.
Regardless, after a good three minutes of searching you boldly rip your hands from the couch, prize in hand.
No, not a dagger, who the hell would leave something sharp in a damn couch? What were you thinking anyway?
Still, five cents is no small fortune to brush off, especially given that you lost your wallet somewhere along the way.
Finishing your search you cautiously survey your surroundings, you still appear to be alone.
[ ] Search again
[ ] Head Left
[ ] Head Right
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:25 No. 341105 [x] This couch is an eyesore.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:32 No. 341160 ▼ File 1206768774832.jpg - (76KB, 500x500)
[X] This couch is an eyesore
An insufferable rage takes hold of you, the bloodthirst of years against inanimate objects burning inside your mind.
The knife is already in your hand, it's blade bursting forth with a 'click' as you thrust repeatedly into the couch's helpless exterior.
Minutes later, the couch lies in ruins, a testament to your rage-induced speed and strength, you emerge the bloody victor of this exchange.
[ ] Laugh Maniacally
[ ] Search Again
[ ] Left
[ ] Right
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:35 No. 341177 [x] Search again, while laughing maniacally
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:36 No. 341183 [X] Search Again
Having deprived the couch of all possible methods of defense, your swift blade dismantling its... arms, you decide to search again.
Reaching deep inside the couch, you grasp once more for buried treasure. Apparently the interior has failed to change aside from gathering a large amount of stray couch stuffing from your previous rampage.
However, as you attempt to remove your hands, you find yourself stuck, think fast.
[ ] Knife
[ ] Book
[ ] Scream
[ ] Headbutt
[ ] Get sucked in
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:37 No. 341186 [x] Headbutt
Let's give ourselves a stylish head wound, fuck yeah.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:40 No. 341205 ▼ File 1206769235767.jpg - (63KB, 560x560)
[X] Headbutt
You ferociously headbutt the demonic couch, smashing your face into it's soft cushions with all your might.
It appears to have been in vain, the couch still inevitably drawing you forward, into it's dark depths...
You feel a faint prickling sensation along your captured hands, as if numerous rows of teeth were gliding softly along the surface of the skin.
[ ] Headbutt
[ ] Knife
[ ] Scream
[ ] Die
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:41 No. 341207 [x] Knife
You aren't taking me without a fight, you fucking couch.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:41 No. 341211 [ ] Die
ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:42 No. 341218 [x] Knife in the back for insta-kill
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:42 No. 341219 [X] Headbutt, again
Can't make it worse ...
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:43 No. 341225 [X]Remove glasses, cut its lines
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:44 No. 341238 [X] Knife
Luckily, due to your previous antics, the hilt of the knife is still in hand, allowing you to bring it's blade to bear once more against your mortal enemy.
As the blade shoots forth the demonic couch shudders in pain, your blade slicing through what you can only suppose is it's 'mouth.'
The attack has momentarily surprised it, loosening it's death grip for but a moment, think fast.
[ ] Knife
[ ] Retreat
[ ] Scream
[ ] Die
2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:44 No. 341232 [X] Knife
THIS COUCH-DEMON
THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON THIS COUCH-DEMON
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:44 No. 341236 [X]Remove glasses, cut its lines
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:45 No. 341244 [x] Knife
Let's make this the killing blow!
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:46 No. 341254 Knife.
Retreating will just get us eaten by a land shark.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:49 No. 341273 ▼ File 1206769765708.jpg - (12KB, 259x475)
[x] Knife
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:50 No. 341282 ▼ File 1206769830267.jpg - (91KB, 400x600)
[X] Knife
The thirst for death overcomes your senses, the whole world spins as an icy feeling overcomes your body.
This couch is an eyesore.
The blade continues to wreak havoc within the innards of the couch, it has huge guts, RIP AND TEAR.
Mere moments later you withdraw your only lightly nibbled hands, the couch certifiably slain as it leaks an odd stream of stuffing from the numerous wounds inflicted.
Your disturbance however has apparently drawn attention, far in the distance you can hear the sound of approaching voices.
[ ] Hide
[ ] Flee
[ ] Play dead
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:51 No. 341292 [x] Hide
Inside the corpse of our slain enemy, of course.
2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:51 No. 341294 [X] Hide
INTO THAT COUCH ONCE MORE, DEAR FRIENDS
Also, this thread is even more awesome with Streets of Rage boss fight music.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:52 No. 341299 [X]I AM THE BONE OF MY KNIFE
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:52 No. 341301 [ ] Hide
>Inside the corpse of our slain enemy, of course.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:55 No. 341316 [x] ATTACK WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:56 No. 341320 [X] Hide
The choice of hiding place is obvious, like a well-trained soldier you swiftly and with the utmost care decorate your body in the torn leather of the couch.
You cannot help but congratulate yourself on this most excellent disguise, taking up place within the slain couch's remains and camouflaged by the torn remnants.
The voices draw near, turning the corner appears to be a maid, however... this is no ordinary maid.
Silvery haired and stalking towards the destroyed couch, staring at the wreckage of your relentless crusade against this most hated enemy, she shivers with a dark rage.
[ ] Continue hiding
[ ] Flee
[ ] Book
[ ] Breasts
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:57 No. 341327 [x] Breasts
FLOAT LIKE GOLDEN BOY, STING LIKE SOLID SNAKE
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:57 No. 341330 [X] Book
READING IS THE WEAPON
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:59 No. 341340 [x] Why are you wearing pads?
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:59 No. 341341 [x] Book
Sakuya will be distracted, and THEN tits.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 09:59 No. 341343 [x]PADS
Silver haired maids' breasts aren't real.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:02 No. 341366 ▼ File 1206770561951.jpg - (70KB, 895x692)
[X] Book
The time to strike is now!
Perhaps that book you stole from the broom-girl has finally found a use, withdrawing the large tome you take aim.
The movement seems to catch her eye, however you still gain a surprise attack, flinging the unwanted novel with desperate strength.
Unexpected, the weapon penetrates her defenses and strikes the maid, knocking her flat, think fast.
[ ] Flee
[ ] Breasts
[ ] Scream
[ ] Collapse from anemia
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:03 No. 341372 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:03 No. 341378 [x] Breasts, while screaming
2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:05 No. 341401 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.
THIS
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:05 No. 341394 [x] Collapse from anemia
Ugh...my anemia!
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:06 No. 341406 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:08 No. 341418 ▼ File 1206770885243.jpg - (99KB, 566x783)
[X] Breasts
The madness overtakes you, the time to overcome cock-blocking has arrived. You find yourself speeding towards the inert form, all thoughts on grasping her delicious pads, no, breasts.
Arriving immediately above the maid you leer down at her helpless form, hands slowly coming to bear as your greatest weapons against female-kind.
The objective is in sight... strike?
[ ] Breasts
[ ] Spot check
[ ] Flee
[ ] Scream
[ ] Collapse from anemia
2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:08 No. 341426 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:09 No. 341429 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:09 No. 341434 ▼ File 1206770970336.jpg - (33KB, 388x325)
[x] Collapse from anemia
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:11 No. 341453 [X] Pierce her heavens with our drill.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:12 No. 341462 [X] Collapse from Breasts (while screaming)
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:15 No. 341494 [x] Scream
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:17 No. 341507 ▼ File 1206771443305.jpg - (52KB, 535x688)
[X] Breasts
Your senses overcome with the desire for delicious maid breasts, you drop down onto... a knife.
Pain floods your mind as you find yourself inert upon the floor, the maid somehow having retrieved a knife from thin air and plunging it deep into your stomach as you attacked.
Blood is seeping out and staining the ground, you find your strength fading, shock removing proper control of your limbs.
Slowly the once-helpless figure approaches you, crouching down just inches from your face, a cruel smile apparent.
Something sharp and painful digs into first your right hand, then the left, the devilish maid taking her sweet time in dealing inevitable death upon your now helpless form.
BAD END
[ ] Continue
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:18 No. 341517 [X] Groundhog Day
GROUND HOG DAY FUCK YEAH
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:19 No. 341525 [X] I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS NOW WORKS
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:21 No. 341543 ▼ File 1206771681698.jpg - (20KB, 300x300)
[X] Groundhog Day
You awaken in a bed, an odd feeling overcoming you as you stare into a somehow familiar pair of breasts that loom above your face.
Somehow... you get the feeling this has happened before, just possibly... regardless, you are faced with breasts, think fast.
[ ] Breasts
[ ] Go back to sleep
[ ] Check beneath the bed
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:21 No. 341546 ▼ File 1206771708572.jpg - (26KB, 350x491)
In b4 goon haet for good shop.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:22 No. 341556 [x] Check beneath the bed for breasts
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:26 No. 341581 ▼ File 1206772012108.jpg - (243KB, 600x600)
[X] Breasts
Deja vu or not, a pair of breasts is a pair of breasts, and they appear to be ripe for the taking as well.
Greedy hands darting forward you attempt to secure a hold on the glorious objects of eternal desire, however your attack is evaded.
Your outstretched hand seems to vanish as it thrusts through a suddenly apparently anomaly, reaching something soft... but not the original target.
You think you hear a yelp.
[ ] Grope
[ ] Withdraw
[ ] Scream
[ ] Collapse from anemia
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:27 No. 341583 [x] Withdraw
YOU'RE NOT KNIFING ME A SECOND TIME YOU CRAZY MAID BITCH
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:28 No. 341587 WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE FOREST, GUYS
RUMIA'S DFC IS WAITING FOR OUR HANDS TO MAKE IT COMPLETE
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:29 No. 341590 [x] Collapse from anemia
Only good can come from this.
2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:29 No. 341591 [X] Iron Heart Surge
Sometimes, I love you E-Mouse.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:30 No. 341595 [x] Collapse from anemia
HNNNNNNGH
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:34 No. 341629 ▼ File 1206772462979.jpg - (264KB, 500x783)
[X] Collapse from anemia
Well, whatever you happened to reach, it'll have to wait, anemia just kicked in yo.
The world spins as the sudden and quite familiar feeling of your chronic anemia begins to afflict you once more, senses loosing sync with your surroundings as you collapse back onto the bed.
Even as the world begins to blacken before your eyes, you get the distinct feeling of a presence above, the faint sound of laughter reaching your ears as something pushes you forward.
Plunging head first into the mystical gap, you find yourself immersed in a sea of stars, floating ever peacefully.
[ ] Window 1
[ ] Window 2
[ ] Window 3
[ ] Scream
E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:36 No. 341653 [X] ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:36 No. 341657 ▼ File 1206772591866.jpg - (6KB, 256x192)
[x] Scream
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:36 No. 341659 AND WHAT'S BEHIND THE WINDOW?
NOTHING!
NOTHING!
STUPID! YOU SO STUPID!
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:41 No. 341696 WE DON'T GOT TIME FOR CHOICES MOTHERFUCKER!
[ ] Scream
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:41 No. 341699 This is blatantly rigged.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:42 No. 341704 ▼ File 1206772920622.jpg - (359KB, 800x800)
[x] Scream
That guy who archives threads 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:42 No. 341709 Holy shit I finish playing XCOM and this is continuing (finally).
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:42 No. 341710 ▼ File 1206772957029.jpg - (76KB, 384x540)
[X] Window 2/Scream
You scream like a little girl, letting out all your feelings of terror and allowing the entire vicinity of stars know just how unmanly you are.
Simultaneously you manage to force yourself flying towards what appears to be the safest escape, the shimmering image of a town approaching as you float forward.
Plunging forth you find yourself flying head first towards rough ground, literally face-planting in the dirt upon arrival.
You vaguely hear the sound of both cautious and concerned voices from all sides... they sound human, thankfully.
[ ] Play dead
[ ] Go back to sleep
[ ] Attempt to stand-up
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:43 No. 341719 [x] Go back to sleep
Dirt and humans crowding around me aren't going to stop my power nap.
2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:44 No. 341724 [X] Attempt to stand-up
Gotta find some bitches to pierce the heavens of with our drills.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:45 No. 341734 [x] Use your own damn legs
E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:45 No. 341740 [X] Take a dirt nap. I hear they're all the rage.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:45 No. 341743 [x] Go back to sleep
BFG 9000 dream don't fail me now
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:47 No. 341759 ▼ File 1206773274034.jpg - (241KB, 538x820)
[X] Attempt to stand-up
Despite the still-present feeling of the previous anemia attack affecting your senses, you make a valiant attempt to stand-up, managing to at the very least reach a kneeling position.
It seems luck has favored you this day, you find yourself in what appears to be a simple human village, although none appear to be coming forward to aid you immediately.
Instead you notice a hole in the growing crowd forming for some individual, a woman approaching swiftly.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:48 No. 341764 [x] LET'S ATTACK AGGRESSIVELY
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:49 No. 341768 [X] Act as if you died standing while asleep.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:49 No. 341772 [x] Shoot person with your colt 1911 .45
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:50 No. 341790 [x] Accept the hand.
THEN BREASTS
E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:54 No. 341820 [X] Self-destruct sequence initiated
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:55 No. 341833 ▼ File 1206773746095.jpg - (241KB, 700x700)
[X] Breasts
Hands? Common courtesy? Such things are unneeded for the male incarnate such as yourself, instead you lunge forward for the true prize.
Sadly, you fail to calculate your actual remaining strength reserves, your sudden surge forward simply sending you unceremoniously flying into the dirt once more.
Rolling over, gasping for breath, you catch sight of the woman's bewildered gaze, however you don't think she truly caught on to your true motives.
Strength fades you once and for all, the anemia attack claiming your consciousness.
[ ] Dream
[ ] Dream 2
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 10:57 No. 341845 [X] Intelligent design/evolution "debate"
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:04 No. 341913 [X] Dream 2
You find yourself in an immense dark corridor, to your right is a line of windows, illuminating the long hallway with a dull grey light.
The world seem to shift wildly and unhinge itself, your surroundings becoming incomprehensible as you stare at the approaching figure.
A lone maid approaches, a wicked looking array of knives present in either hand, the deathly gaze accompanying them can only wish for your demise.
Drawing your own blade, you race forward into mortal combat, unwilling to abandon the fight for breasts and survival.
--------------------------
The haunting dream world vanishes, you find yourself awakening in a plain yet comforting wooden room.
For some odd reason you're clothed in a dark-blue school uniform, where it came from or how you were clothed in it is unknown.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:06 No. 341926 [x] Laundry
Maybe we can find some pantsu.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:08 No. 341942 [x] Laundry
Followed by [x] Put underwear on head
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:12 No. 341965 ▼ File 1206774763171.jpg - (114KB, 650x755)
[X] Laundry
Ignoring the noises outside, you decide that you'd best use your time wisely, approaching the laundry basket and beginning to search it's treasured depths.
For some odd reason, your right hand throbs in slight pain as you use it, you can't remember injuring it however.
Dismissing the pain you continue looting, minutes later emerging with what can only be a pair of silk panties, recently worn no doubt.
[ ] Equip
[ ] Discard
[ ] Exit
[ ] Go back to sleep
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:14 No. 341973 [X] Combine with chewing gum and knife
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:14 No. 341976 [x] EQUIP
Our transformation into Hentai Kamen is nigh!
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:16 No. 341986 ▼ File 1206774966848.jpg - (41KB, 306x600)
[x] Equip
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:17 No. 341997 ▼ File 1206775035240.jpg - (97KB, 600x482)
[X] Equip
Damn, looking at the frilly silk lacing and beautiful design, you can't help but think of how good your butt would look in this.
Minutes later you pose before the mirror, pants discarded, panties equipped, the synergy is impeccable.
As you take in the sight, sudden sounds emerge from outside the room, someone must be approaching.
[ ] Continue posing
[ ] Fake sleep
[ ] Hide in laundry
[ ] Wardrobe
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:18 No. 342005 [X] Combine with chewing gum and knife
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:19 No. 342017 [x] Combine with train, plane, and drill
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:23 No. 342049 ▼ File 1206775413207.jpg - (165KB, 500x700)
[X] Continue posing
You wonder for a brief moment why you would fear the approach of others, for you are, MAN INCARNATE.
Taking the brief moment left before the arrival of your visitor, you make the grandest and most manly pose possible, a dazzling sight indeed.
The woman from before enters, wooden tray topped with what appears to be tea and biscuits, however she halts in her tracks, frozen as she sights you.
Your presence attack appears to have worked, next action?
[ ] Flee
[ ] Biscuit
[ ] Panties
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:24 No. 342061 ▼ File 1206775491803.jpg - (108KB, 478x358 , 1206775491803.png)
[x] Flee
Fuck, I've been spotted!
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:29 No. 342081 ▼ File 1206775758048.jpg - (169KB, 500x500)
[X] Flee/Biscuit
Taking advantage of the womans terrified confusion, you swiftly dart forward, exiting the room in a flurry.
Mid-dash you take the time to relieve her of the biscuit tray, proceeding to sprint out of the room and down the hallway with your prize.
You reach a large room, multiple pathways abound, think fast.
[ ] Right
[ ] Left
[ ] Pantry
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:30 No. 342085 [x] Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:30 No. 342090 [X] Cookie. I mean, biscuit. Gotta mess with them by calling it British.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:31 No. 342094 [ ] Quantum tunnel through wall
E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:32 No. 342100 Fuck yes, my absurdist suggestions have infiltrated the thread.
[X] Headbutt the floor
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:33 No. 342105 ▼ File 1206776014684.jpg - (135KB, 800x600)
[X] Pantry
You leap into hiding, closing the door swiftly behind you and huddling into cover within the cramped and dark pantry.
Footsteps pass by outside, you think you hear shouting and the definite sound of multiple individuals moving throughout the house.
The pantry is too dark to see anything, your only glimpse being due to outside lighting before shutting the door, it would be easy to trip and spill your biscuits.
[ ] Light
[ ] Eat
[ ] Search blindly
2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:34 No. 342112 [X] Eat
Nothing but panties, eating biscuits, in a pantry.
Fuck yeah.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:35 No. 342115 [x] you mean GROPE blindly
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:35 No. 342117 Where's my anemia?!
You promised me anemia!
[X] Anemia attack
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:36 No. 342119 [x] It is delicious biscuit, you must eat it
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:40 No. 342131 ▼ File 1206776418475.jpg - (174KB, 530x741)
[X] Eat
Lights, who needs lights? Your the goddamn spider-kamen bitches.
Crouching down into the most comfortable position possible, you begin to devour your tray of deliciously prepared biscuits.
A few minutes later you finish the batch, finally sating what was a growing hole building in your stomach.
You are left in the dark with an empty tray, the sounds of searchers are still present outside, however they seem to have grown more distant, perhaps spreading out further.
[ ] Exit
[ ] Remain in hiding
[ ] Collapse from anemia
[ ] Grope blindly
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:42 No. 342145 [x] Grope blindly, finally
2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:42 No. 342147 [X] Grope blindly
Enough Anemia shit, we'll never finish a plotline at this rate.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:42 No. 342149 ▼ File 1206776559919.jpg - (20KB, 434x362)
[x] Remain in hiding
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:43 No. 342156 [x] Grope blindly
There is nothing my hands cannot touch!
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:45 No. 342163 ▼ File 1206776745258.jpg - (135KB, 541x433)
[X] Grope blindly
Discarding the tray near the entrance, you proceed to search, no make that *grope*, the pantry.
Hands first you proceed carefully, finding the dark room to be much larger than you originally expected, or perhaps you simply landed in some sort of passage?
Regardless, eventually you hit an end, wherever you are, wherever you began, you're not quite certain as you can't see shit.
[ ] Search the wall
[ ] Attempt to find the entrance once more
[ ] Cry in a dark, lonely corner
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:46 No. 342169 [x] Search the wall
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
GARdian 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:47 No. 342175 [X] Search the wall while crying
E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:47 No. 342179 [X] Q Q for lack of pew pew
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:48 No. 342182 [x] Search the wall for a magic missile, which I will then cast at the darkness
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:49 No. 342190 [ ] Cry in a dark, lonely corner
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:49 No. 342192 [x] Cry in a dark, lonely corner
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:51 No. 342197 ▼ File 1206777084449.jpg - (85KB, 510x680)
[X] Search the wall
Acting on an instinct, you reach out and proceed to utilize your immense groping, er, searching skills that is, deftly covering the wall in mere moments.
Your hand finds a hold on a stray stone, pulling it with a loud 'click.' The room reverberates, you pull back from the wall as it seems to part ways, the sudden flashes of moonlight nearly blinding to your un-prepared eyes.
It appears to be a secret exit of sorts, you still hear the sounds of searchers in the distance, yet you doubt anyone, even the owner of the house, would think to check here.
Also, it's fucking freezing, because you're wearing panties and left all your decent clothing behind.
Before you is the dark forest or you can circle around the house and make your way into the village, choose wisely.
[ ] Forest
[ ] Village
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:52 No. 342199 DON'T BLOW THIS, GUYS
WE NEED TO PLAY IT SMART AND FIND A WAY TO GROPE FLAN BEFORE SHE KILLS US
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:52 No. 342205 [x] Village
I WILL SHOW THE HUMANS MY SPOILS
THEY WILL KNOW I WAS A MAN AMONG MEN
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:54 No. 342219 The forest is a lie
[x] Village
E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:56 No. 342221 [X] Launch yourself into space
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:56 No. 342223 ▼ File 1206777381822.jpg - (105KB, 391x421)
[X] Village
You decide against venturing into the forest, odds are that you'd die a cold painful starving death out there, at least the village would likely only condemn you a madman.
Circling around the house, you stealth out into a bush and take in the village center, noting a single massive figure patrolling before you.
Focusing your gaze you note that he wields a massive blacksmiths hammer, twirling it idly as he likely awaits either the return of his companions or to find you.
[ ] Sneak attack
[ ] Retreat
[ ] Attempt to move silently past him
GARdian 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:58 No. 342229 ▼ File 1206777489872.jpg - (502KB, 461x320 , solid_snake_box.gif)
[x] Attempt to move silently past him
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:58 No. 342231 [x] Attempt to move silently past him
That guy who archives threads 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:58 No. 342234 [ ] Attempt to move silently past him
Should I archive this thread as well? Also, autosaging, etc.
E-mouse !LNaFATMuso 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:59 No. 342245 ▼ File 1206777582479.jpg - (146KB, 350x400 , Reisen_SuppositoryHug.png)
[X] CAVE
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 11:59 No. 342242 [x] Attempt to move silently pass him
"Snake Eater" is now playing manually in your head.
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 12:00 No. 342253 We need that hammer.
[ ] Sneak attack
Anonymous 2008/03/29 (Sat) 12:01 No. 342256 [x] Attempt to move silently past him
If only we kept our knife from the pants we left behind in the mansion.
