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Fucking Up in Gensokyo - Tripfag edition Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:42 No. 357524 ▼

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"This thread is a shithole." replies Anon as the shit slings from when GM posts.

What do you do?

Boundless edition!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:42 No. 357527

[x] Genuflect the maids

Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:43 No. 357535

I immediatly jump to Gensokyo Man's defense and get labled as a tripfag apologist!

teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:43 No. 357537

Smile

^___________________________________^

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:43 No. 357538

Befriend Nanoha, if you know what I mean.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:43 No. 357540

Dinga dinga dinga do Ima supa girl.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:43 No. 357531

No

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:44 No. 357545

Shithole? Nay, eyesore!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:44 No. 357546

Do a barrel roll

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:45 No. 357553

THANKS NGM FOR NOT BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.

Thank you for not only for FUiG, but also for being the cause of nonexistent waiting for NGM threads, no imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a non factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and not whoring yourself out as hot shit.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:45 No. 357557

FIFTY THOUUUUSSSSSAAANNNNND DOLLARSSSSSSSS

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:47 No. 357565

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:48 No. 357574

>>357553
>>OP

Same Fag

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:51 No. 357596

>>357527
The maids are dead from sexual exaltation.

>>357535
GM has not arrived.

>>357537
No one likes you enough to smile.

>>357546
You roll over the maid and crush them into dust from your fat.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:52 No. 357606

[X]breasts

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:53 No. 357614

I don't mind GM threads, after all, I can just hide them if I don't feel like reading them. I *DO* mind threads about GM, though.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:54 No. 357621

>>357606
[X]Anemia option

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:55 No. 357626

>>357596
Forgot my trip.

>>357606
You grope the dusted silicon from the flatten maids.

It is not life-like material. ;_;

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:58 No. 357647

[x] Talk Cirno into freezing the lake
Followed by
[x] FALCON PUNCH

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 04:59 No. 357656

>>357626
You don't feel any better ;_;
BAD END

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:01 No. 357667

>>357647
You find Cirno playing on the outskirt of the lake. You smack her over the head with a large stick and when she turns around, you lay the punch on her.

Cirno flies 30 feet from the impact and hits the ground with a loud thud; she coughs up some blood and some of her organs before dying.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:03 No. 357679 ▼

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>>357667
NOT AS PLANNED!

teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:03 No. 357682

>>357667

You feel much better.

-GOOD END-

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:04 No. 357688

>>357667
BEST END.

[X] Steal Cirno's wings from her dead body.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:05 No. 357695

> teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:06 No. 357703

>>357688
You rip Cirno's wings from her life body, but they're paper thin and most likely useless for any purpose..

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:07 No. 357715 ▼

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>>357667
[x] Equip her panties

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:08 No. 357718

>>357667

ಠ_ಠ

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:10 No. 357735

>>357715

Fairies don't wear underwear

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:10 No. 357732

>>357715
You remove Cirno's pissed soaked panties and remove your pants. You pull the panties up over you legs, but rip and fall apart due to the great size difference.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357886

[x] Eat Cirno's dead body.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357925

>>357886
You rip off Cirno's right arm and gnarl on the meat; the bloody delight melts in your mouth and you sink your teeth into another bite.

Just then, Daiyousei sees what your doing and draws a knife and is about to stab you, but you strife to the right.

What do you do?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357939

>>357925
[x] Falcon Kick

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357980

>>357925

Break the knife and her body with a falcon punch.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358003

>>357939
You charge your foot towards Daiyousei's chest, but she steps to the left and gets a light stab into your arms.

You land on your feet and grasp your right arm in pain; the fairy charges and slashes at you, but you step back and give her a roundhouse from hell.

She's knocked out, what do you do?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:32 No. 358019

>>358003

Raep.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358023

>>358003
J-J-JAM IT IN

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358027

>>358003
[x] Carve her up like a thanksgiving turkey. Welcome to this wonderful killing chamber.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:35 No. 358052

I sage both threads obviously.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:36 No. 358067

>>358019
You lift Daiyousei's dress and remove her bloomers; her pink lips stare into your soul and you jam it in. The material is coarse, but feels pleasant nonetheless.

Just as you're about to orgasm, the Gateguard from the SDM comes to see whats going on. You come, but China now stands in your path, demanding an explanation for Cirno and Daiyousei.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:37 No. 358077

>>358067
[x] I CAN'T EXPLAIN WITH WORDS, SO I'LL ANSWER YOU WITH MY FISTS.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:39 No. 358097

>>358077
You pull up your pants and put up your fists; it's a fight! You swing at China, but she easily dodges it and lands a swift kick to your chest that brings you to your knees.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:41 No. 358124

>>358097

Unleash your stand and capture her.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:45 No. 358152

>>358124
You bring yourself to your feet and throw dirt in China's face; you then eye the rope at your feet Cirno just so happened to be playing with before you killed her. You pick up the rope and bound China's feet.

She falls to the ground and you continue to bound her fists; the gatekeeper is now unable to intervene.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:46 No. 358161

>>358152
[x] Make her genuflect

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358209

>>358161
Since her hands and feet are bounded behind her, that is quite impossible; however, you kick her in the face and order her to beg for you to stop.

She yells uncle over and over as tears fall from her eyes.

Now satisfied, you fear that someone may have heard China's yells.

What do you do?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358239

>>358209
[X] Rape.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358267

>>358239
You drop your pants with the intent of violating China, put Marisa arrives wanting to know why you're making her thieving jobs so easy and ze~ing all over the place.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:58 No. 358299

>>358267
Rape her too. And steal her Hakkero and consume it.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:59 No. 358302

>>358267
[X] Tell her that you have the gate guardian under control

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:59 No. 358301

>>358267
[X] Attempt to rape Marisa.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358344

>>358302
In defence mode!

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358348

>>358299
With your pants sill down, you point your erect penis at Marisa with a snare on your face; however, you trip on your pants and fall ass up.

Marisa sighs and walks over towards your pathetic body, turns her broom upside down, and jams it in.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358362

>>358348
Have sex with broom.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358384

>>358348
I'm now in striking distance. Proceed to beat the crap out of her using my newly acquired ass broom.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358391

>>358348
Shit on her broom.

This is MUCH better than today's GM's thread.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:05 No. 358398

>>358362
You find that impossible since the broom stands straight up between your cheeks and your penis lays in the opposite direction.

Marisa waits for an explanation for your actions.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:06 No. 358408

>>358398
>>358384

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:07 No. 358415

>>358398
SHIT ON THE BROOM.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:09 No. 358431 ▼

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Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:11 No. 358451

>>358408
You attempt to stand, but the broom stuck in your ass makes that impossible.

>>358415
Wincing from the pain, your ass contracts and a great force travels along your colon; the broom provides great defense, but falters to the heavy mixture of air, liquid and bowels. The broom flies 10 feet and the air and lands in front of you, with the shitty end with in front of your face.

Marisa is enraged that you got her dress and hat soiled.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:11 No. 358446

>>358398
Explain my actions with a fucking Starlight Breaker to the face!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:13 No. 358463

>>358451
Take advantage of her rage with a FALCON PUNCH!

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:13 No. 358466

>>358451
Apologize profusely, then lick her clean.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358500

>>358463
You attempt to stand, but the pain in your ass makes your legs too weak.

>>358466

"I'm sorry" emerges from your lips and you squirm towards Marisa's feet and lick the substance off her shoe.

Marisa is greatly confused and backs aways.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358521

>>358500
PSI Lifeup Ω

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358526

>>358500
Well, I can't stand, so I guess I'll just..

PERFORM A SUPERSONIC SCREACH

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358527

>>358500
Throw her off her feet, then punch her in the cunt.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358530

>>358500
UPPERCUT

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358534

>>358500
Now's our chance!
FALCON PAUNCH

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:22 No. 358596

>>358521
You attempt to cast PSI Lifeup, but realize your in the wrong realm and thus nothing happens.

>>358526
You breath in as much air as you can and release it in a high-pitched screach; unfortunately, it amounts to nothing more than a scream from a little girl.

You try to stand once again, and right you make it to your feet but falls right on your ass. Marisa has run off by now, but you suspect more will come from that scream and realize that Cirno, Daiyousei and China are still on the scene.

What do you do?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:23 No. 358604

>>358596
Go back to raping China.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:25 No. 358627

>>358596
Forgot trip.

>>358604
By now your dick has grown limp and feels someone presence closing in; you still have a minute or so before they arrive.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:26 No. 358632

>>358627
Get ye flask.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:26 No. 358633

>>358627
Ambush the presence with FALCON PAUNCH

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:26 No. 358636

>>358627
Hide in a bush.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:26 No. 358638

>>358596
Drag myself to China for rape

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:27 No. 358643

>>358627
The presence is an illusion. Roll to disbelieve.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:30 No. 358661

>>358632
You reach into your pocket, but realize you forgot it in the other world.

>>358633
Your ass still says no.

>>358636
You crawl behind the nearby bush and see the three fairies and that fucking maid walk up. The fairies mourn over their lost fairy friends and Sakuya leaves China bound as she smacks her around.

Despite this, you know they will be snooping around for clues; you tremble in fear life the pussy you are.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:31 No. 358673

>>358661
But they only lost one fairy friend. Daiyousei is just unconscious and dripping blood and semen.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:32 No. 358683

>>358661
Ignore them, attempt to raep China again.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:32 No. 358682

>>358661
I greet them. "WHY ARE YOU WEARING A PAD?"

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:36 No. 358709

>>358673
The fairies are stupid and don't actually check to see if she's actually alive.

>>358682
You crawl from the bush, with your pants still down, and greet the four. They stare at you and you look towards the maid and mutter out "pads." The maid didn't hear you, but walks up in demand for Cirno and Daiyousei and praise for what you did for China.

You smile, but she draws a knife.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:37 No. 358727

>>358709
[X] Smear some of the shit in her shirt.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:37 No. 358715

>>358709
[] Grope

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:37 No. 358720

>>358709

Attempt to impale myself on knife.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:37 No. 358723

>>358709
roll initiative

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:37 No. 358725

>>358709
I guess I wasn't loud enough last time. "HEY MAID. WHY ARE YOU WEARING A PAD?"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:38 No. 358728

>>358709
Genuflect

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:39 No. 358743

>>358709
I blame China. She beat me up, raped me with a stick, killed Cirno, and told me she'd kill me if I didn't rape Daiyousei.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:41 No. 358754

>>358715
You try to stand, but you ass pain saves you from a swift death.

>>358720
See above.

>>358723
You roll to the left, but the maid is not amused by you trick. Bad dog.

>>358725
You attempt to yell, but luckily, your lungs are still tired from last time.

>>358727
You take your left hand and smear it all over your shitty ass; you try to get some on the maid, but fall short.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:41 No. 358756

This is fucking awesome. A lot better than today's GM thread.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:42 No. 358763

>>358754

>>358743

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:42 No. 358764

>>358754
>>358743

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:42 No. 358766

Blame it all on China. You had to tie her up to stop her killing Daiyousei.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:42 No. 358768

>>358754
>>358728

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:46 No. 358795

>>358763
>>358764
>>358766
>>358768
You take a deep breath and tell the maid that it was all China's fault and that you saw her kill Cirno and rape Daiyousei and tried to rape you with a broom so you threw some dirt in her face and tied her up with the rope Cirno was playing with.

Sakuya looks displeased, but asks why your mouth is bloody and points her knife to Cirno's half eaten arm.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:47 No. 358815

>>358795
China is a fucking sadist, thats why.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:47 No. 358809

>>358795

I was hungry.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:50 No. 358844

>>358795
China made me do it

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:51 No. 358849

>>358809
>>358815
You tell the maid that China forced you eat Cirno to cover up the evidence.

Disgusted by your lies, she turns around to release China from her bounds and get her story; you know you have about 30 seconds until she finds out the truth, as the three fairies just stare at the going-ons.

What do you do?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:52 No. 358860 ▼

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>>358815
>>358844
>>358766

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:52 No. 358862

>>358849
Use a bomb.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:53 No. 358870

>>358849
I use my amazing shitting powers to propel myself away.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:54 No. 358880

>>358849

Begin beating China again.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:54 No. 358887

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:55 No. 358891

>>358862
You realize you don't know any spells and feel like an ass.

>>358870
Your colon has been cleaned from the broom. The fairies just stare at you for the 15 seconds you have left until the truth is known.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:55 No. 358894

>>358860
So many Chinas, but only one penis to raep tenderly with.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:55 No. 358899

>>358891

Throw a fairy at Sakuya.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:55 No. 358900

Start crying, and hope they'll take pity on me.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:56 No. 358910

>>358891
play dead

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:56 No. 358906

>>358891
Pray to Suwako for protection

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:56 No. 358908

[X] Genuflect

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:57 No. 358915

if you don't like the threads, don't read them. The majority of the community likes them however. Its about the only thing i have to really look forward to in the evenings.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:58 No. 358925

>>358891
Fine, fine. Confess. And add that the miko promised me a reward for killing and tormenting youkai.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:59 No. 358934

>>358880
Too weak.

>>358887
Too stupid.

>>358899
Too weak.

>>358900
You begin to cry like the little bitch you are, but you doubt it will do anything.

>>358906
You silently pray, but it is missed.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:01 No. 358950

>>358934
I take advantage of my high CHA stat and attempt to talk the fairies in to aiding me.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:02 No. 358966

>>358950
I decide to not do this and instead eat a faerie.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:02 No. 358970

[X] Rape the maids

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:03 No. 358972

>>358934

Throw a fairy at another fairy.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:03 No. 358977

Attempt to masturbate
Die with my hand on my cock.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:03 No. 358981

>>358910
Too late for that shit.

>>358925
You wait a few seconds and save that as a last resort.

>>358950
You (finally) think of a better idea and order two fairies to talk to the maid and gate guard and one to come towards you; being the stupid fairies they are and believing your story, they do so.

Star and Sunny quickly go talk to the two and Sapphire comes to your aid.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:04 No. 358993

>>358966
>>358970
>>358972
>>358977
Impossible at this time due to various reasons.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:05 No. 359004

>>358981

Rape Sapphire.

Why are they working at the SDM? They got enslaved?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:06 No. 359011

>>358981
Convince Sapphire to help you escape, telling her you think Sakuya may be in on it with China.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:07 No. 359018

tell her that sakuya is plotting with china to hurt them too.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:07 No. 359022

>>358981

Fairy army vs. Sakuya

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:07 No. 359026

>>359004
You try to get your penis hard, but it says no and that it's tired and you have more things to worry about.

Also, the fairies were just passing by and hear the scream.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:09 No. 359047

Tell her that theres an SDM scheme to enslave all the fairies because they need more maids. Cirno and Daiyousei were the most likely to pose a threat, so China was ordered to eliminate them.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:10 No. 359050

Get the fairies to tie up Sakuya.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:11 No. 359057

We need to get through this so we can stock up on some Viagra or so.

Just run away from there with help from the stupid fairies.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:11 No. 359060

>>359011
>>359018
>>359022
You tell Sapphire that SDM wants all the fairies dead and she shrieks and horror. She tells Star and Sunny this and they know it's do or die. With China now free, they would do anything to protect their fairy honor, even though they don't know how to fight.

You know they'll be dead shortly and realize that your body feels just a bit better.

What do you do?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:12 No. 359065

>>359060

Tell them to hold off Sakuya and China with their tricks while you run to get help.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:12 No. 359068

>>359060
FALCON PAUNCH THE NEAREST LIVING CREATURE EXCLUDING MYSELF

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:13 No. 359070

escape into the forest

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:15 No. 359094

>>359065
>>359070
You barely get yourself to your feet and run off in the opposite direction with no destination in mind. You continue to run, but your legs fail you in front of the human village.

Some people gather around and question your poor nature.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:16 No. 359103

>>359094

Tell them you need Keine's help.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:17 No. 359109

>>359094
Faint from anemia. Wake up in Keine's house.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:21 No. 359155

>>359103
You yell out to get the schoolteacher and are baffled by this request. You plead with them to get Keine because she can help more than any nurse. The people listen, and run off to get her.

You wait on the ground for Keine, but some asshole decides to steal your shoes; you try to stop him, but he removes them and run off, but you're in no condition to give chase.

Keine finally comes, irritated that her class was interrupted.

what do you say?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:23 No. 359193

>>359155
Tell her that Kaguya attacked you.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:23 No. 359181

>>359155

"Mokou has been kidnapped and only I know where she is, but I'll only tell you if you help me.

Also, she's not in Eientei."

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:23 No. 359187

>>359155
Keine is getting pissed by your lack of response.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:27 No. 359244

>>359181
>>359193
You tell her that you were attacked by the NEET and that Mokou is missing and not in Eientei and that you came here as fast as you can to tell her this. She has a concerned look on her face, but has a few villagers carry her back to her shack.

She place you on her bed and goes to get some first aid for your wounds. What do you do in the meanwhile.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:28 No. 359252

>>359244
Furiously fap to the thought of hot hakutaku loving.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:29 No. 359264

>but has a few villagers carry her back to her shack.

when did Keine get so lazy?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:29 No. 359270

>>359244
>but has a few villagers carry her back to her shack

Boy, she sure is lazy.

I look for some food in the meanwhile.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:32 No. 359316

>>359270
>>359264
Lazymind.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:33 No. 359331

>>359244
Go to the kitchen and fry some eggs

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:33 No. 359337

>>359252
You're too tired to get it up, let alone get it back down.

>>359270
You get up from the bed and slowly walk towards the kitchen. Keine spots you and you say that you need some food; she tells you to go back to bed and says that she'll prepare something once she nurses your wounds.

You do so and Keine comes in a minute later; she treats your wounds, but it hurts like hell.

You decide to talk to Keine to pass the pain; what do you say?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:34 No. 359361

>>359337
You look nice

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:36 No. 359388

>>359337
You've got pretty eyes.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:37 No. 359395

>>359361
Keine blushes and tends to your wounds some more.

It's still painful, so it might be best to say something else in the meanwhile.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:37 No. 359402

>>359337
You think you saw someone from the SDM when you were being attacked, mabye, Eientei is working witht them.

She'll find out eventually, gotta meet those rumors head on.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:38 No. 359416

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:38 No. 359417

>>359388
Her cheeks grow redder and finishes. tending your wounds.

She now asks what you would like to eat.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:38 No. 359432

>>359395
"I can smell your cunt"

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:39 No. 359439

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:39 No. 359451

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:40 No. 359460

>>359439
>>359451
eggmind

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:41 No. 359480

Fairy mea- eggs.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:41 No. 359483

>>359402
You tell her this before saying your order, but she just smile and pats you on the head.

>>359439
>>359451
You place your oder and Keine says it will be a few minutes.

You have the room to yourself and don't feel like fapping.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:43 No. 359505

>>359483

Pray to Suwako that Mokou doesn't walk in on all this.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:44 No. 359516

>>359505
You pray, but doubt that they were heard.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:44 No. 359527

[x] Pray to Giygas

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:46 No. 359551

>>359527
You pray, but don't even know how to pronounce its name let alone know that it will never be heard.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:50 No. 359593

>>359551
Your time draws to a close and Keine returns with some eggs and a glass of milk. You eat them as Keine watches.

Once finished, she asks you if you want anything else.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:50 No. 359595

>>359551
Wait patiently

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:51 No. 359608

>>359593

I want to know why she isn't more worried about Mokou.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:53 No. 359628

>>359608
Well, she is immortal and has probably told Keine not to get killed doing stupid hero stuff or whatever. Also, the NEET probably pulls stuff like this on a weekly basis.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:54 No. 359632 ▼

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Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:55 No. 359645

>>359608
You think she doesn't believe you and that you're just seeing things. She tells you to get some rest for now and that she'll ask questions when you awake.

She leaves the room and you get into bed; it's been a long day and you should get rest. The thread ends for now and Anon's story will resume upon awakening.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:58 No. 359674

>>359645
Do we get to have sex with Keine?

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 07:59 No. 359680

>>359674
Depends, but that will have to wait until you awaken.

Now go and rest our heroes.

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 08:00 No. 359703

>>359688
Most anon would enjoy that.

>>359680
When will you be back, NGM?

Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 08:00 No. 359688

>>359674

Maybe we'll wake up bound and gagged, and get raped by Keine.

Karma for raping Daiyousei.

Not Gensokyo Man !WqZjpnt2w6 2008/03/31 (Mon) 08:03 No. 359728

>>359703
Monday afternoon (around 1:30PM EST)

I'm a man of my word

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