Waking Up In Gensokyo - Thread 38, Day 4 Gensokyo Man !!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:17 No. 357788 ▼ File 1206926269889.jpg - (32KB, 600x500 , dbcf9348b389a8b611f31954392550b3.png)
You follow her through the darkened, yet cleanly and sanitary halls of the mansion. Even if she can stop time, now that you have a moment to reflect on it, it probably takes quite a bit of effort to clean the huge, almost castle-like mansion. Although you are obviously moving faster than normal through the hallowed corridors, you have time to talk to the stoic maid, or attempt to engage in nattering small talk should you choose.
[ ] "So... How are you?"
[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"
[ ] "How long have you been here?"
[ ] "Funny name you've got."
[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
[ ] "I hear you like knives."
[ ] Remain silent
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357790 [ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357793 [x] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357794 [ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357796 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357797 [ ] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:18 No. 357798 [ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357800 [x] "How long have you been here?"
teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357803 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Also: in b4 Mudkipz reference.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357804 [ ] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357805 [x] "You're tsundere for Hong Meiling right?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357806 [ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357808 [X] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357809 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
DO IT FAGGOT
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357814 [X] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357815 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357816 [ ] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357819 [y] How long have you been here?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357820 We already missed our chance to ask about the pads, guys.
Unless he lied to us.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357821 [x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357822 [x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:19 No. 357824 [x] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357826 I THINK DUMBASS IS A PRETTY COOL GUY
EH MAKES FUN OF MAIDS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357828 [X] "Why do you use pads?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357829 [ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357830 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357832 THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.
Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357833 [ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Grow a spine, you faggots.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357834 [x] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357835 [ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357836 [X] "Do you pad your breasts?"
GO
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357837 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357838 [X] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357839 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357840 [x] How long have you been here?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:20 No. 357845 [ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357846 [x] Do you pad your breasts?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357848 [x] How long have you been here?
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357851 [ ] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357852 [X] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357853 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Remember, its down the road, not across the street.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357858 [X] "How long have you been here?"
!KYON.wwv9s 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:21 No. 357859 [x] Do you pad your breasts?
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357866 Why does anonymous now sound like GlaDOS' curiosity sphere?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357869 [x] "Why do you wear pads?"
Then jump in the lake.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357875 [x]How long have you been here?
Fucking breast pad-fags.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357876 [X] "Do you pad your breasts?"
DO IT FAGGOTS
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:22 No. 357877 [X] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357881 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
whimps
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357882 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Maybe we can ask what she is going to do with them to us.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:23 No. 357883 Incoming confirmation choice
DO NOT PUSSY OUT THIS TIME ANON
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357896 [X] "I hear you like knives."
GO WITH THE KNIVES !
STRAIGHT TO OBLIVION !
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357897 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357899 SO I HERD U LIEK...damnit.
Well we're pretty much guaranteed not to die for a few choices at least so whatever's fine.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357900 [x] "How long have you been here?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:24 No. 357902 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:25 No. 357903 [x] "If you want to, I'll have sex with you, and I'll never tell anyone, ever."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:25 No. 357906 [X] "I heard you like knives."
I LOVE KNIVES !
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:25 No. 357907 [x] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:25 No. 357912 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:26 No. 357913 You guys are faggots. You finally get a chance to learn the truth about pads, and you ask her how long she's been here.
WHO CARES HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN HERE. NOT VERY LONG, OBVIOUSLY. SHE'S HUMAN AND YOUNG, SO IT COULD EVEN BE WITHIN THE LAST MONTH OR SO BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU... YOU...
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357921 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Go with the knives, maybe she will talk to us about a thing she likes.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357923 [X] "Do you pad your breasts?"
CMON DO IT
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357927 [ ] your that lady from the test!
[ ] Are we going on a trip?
[ ] ooh whats in he~re?
[ ] WAAAAARRRrrrrgggghhh.....
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357932 does anyone have like the last 6 threads saved?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:27 No. 357928 ▼ File 1206926853727.jpg - (79KB, 354x354 , 1205530721479.jpg)
Gensokyo Man !!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357940 ▼ File 1206926907455.jpg - (438KB, 567x800 , 57c1e7dd78291f9ff212903cfa5fa0ef.jpg)
"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice.
[ ] "No, really, how long?"
[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"
[ ] "Funny name you've got."
[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
[ ] "Long day, huh?"
[ ] "I hear you like knives."
[ ] Remain silent
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357935 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357941 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
So as I pray...
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:28 No. 357942 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357960 ▼ File 1206926967905.jpg - (61KB, 660x940 , keine2.jpg)
I was so horny, too.
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357949 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357951 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357953 [ ] "I hear you like knives."
Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357954 [X] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357958 [x] "Do you pad your breasts?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357963 [ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357964 [ ] "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357966 [ ] "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357967 [X] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357968 ▼ File 1206926986266.jpg - (272KB, 600x900)
>>357934eirin knows sakuya somehow. zun agreed. Eirin is a 1200year old virgin too. Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357970 [X] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357972 [x] Remain silent
Sakuya's past is unknown. Talking about it can only result in a BAD END.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:29 No. 357971 ▼ File 1206926996048.jpg - (4KB, 384x197 , 1206926996048.png)
GEE MAKING EGGS SURE IS HARD WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A SPINE
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357976 "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357979 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357983 [ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357985 [ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357987 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:30 No. 357990 [ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 357994 [ ] "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 357996 ▼ File 1206927082538.jpg - (115KB, 506x650)
Don't fucking ask about the pads. She won't tell us the truth anyway. And we'll die. Think about that. THERE IS NO POSITIVE SIDE.
[X] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358002 [ ] "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358004 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Go with the fucking knives now ! Its your only choice to survive.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358005 [x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:31 No. 358007 [x] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Kirakishou !UdzMmUq0Oc 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:32 No. 358011 [ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:32 No. 358014 WE ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358021 X] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Gensokyo Man !!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358024 ▼ File 1206927200545.jpg - (515KB, 618x800 , 1206927200545.png)
"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice.
[ ] "No, really, how long?"
[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"
[ ] "Funny name you've got."
[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
[ ] "Long day, huh?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:33 No. 358033 [x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358042 [X] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358045 "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358049 Pads weren't even an option this time, stop voting for it.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:34 No. 358035 [X] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:36 No. 358064 I want to know if she likes knives.
[x] "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:37 No. 358076 [X] "Funny name you've got."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:38 No. 358085 ▼ File 1206927485808.jpg - (15KB, 572x487 , 1206927485808.png)
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:38 No. 358087 [X] "I hear you like knives."
If we can talk with her about something pleasureable for her she will eventually smile and show some mercy.
Maybe we could have a quick death or she uses us to bake a delicious cake.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:39 No. 358095 GM did it on purpose. Sakuya is fucking with time.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:39 No. 358104 ▼ File 1206927593685.jpg - (239KB, 530x873)
Amused by your continued presence and survival around Flandre, she's going to make you cook her something to try and impress her so she can further confirm to herself she is better then you.
Time to get cooking epic eggs, Anon. Her look of mixed disgust at the look of such a simple dish, yet the relatively nice taste will be something to sear into your mind.
Also sage.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358106 ▼ File 1206927604877.jpg - (805KB, 700x989 , 1206927604877.png)
FACT: SAKUYA LOVES EGGS.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358111 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358113 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Did I mention that I hate time travel?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358116 [x] Remain silent
Think this is what we need to get out of the choices repeating.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358117 ▼ File 1206927655696.jpg - (19KB, 704x396)
HOLY SHIT, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:40 No. 358118 [x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:41 No. 358122 ▼ File 1206927669883.jpg - (16KB, 572x487 , 1206927669883.png)
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:41 No. 358121 [ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:43 No. 358137 GM, if you're wondering:
Knives is currently winning with 5 votes.
If you're fucking with space/time, please assume that this is our next course of action.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:44 No. 358141 [x] "So, are we having sex in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:46 No. 358167 [x] How did you come to stay here, then?
Gensokyo Man !!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:46 No. 358172 ▼ File 1206928019923.jpg - (307KB, 454x600 , 1206928019923.png)
"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice. Somehow, you think you've heard this before, but you're not sure where. Huh.
[ ] "No, really, how long?"
[ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"
[ ] "Funny name you've got."
[ ] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
[ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
[ ] "Long day, huh?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358175 [X] I hear you like knives
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358177 [X] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358178 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358180 [] "Do you pad your breasts?"
As much as I'd like to.
[x] "So... How are you?"
teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:47 No. 358173 [X] "I hear you like knives."
I bet she will answer: I LOEV KNIVES !
For great justice !
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358186 [x] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358187 Anon is stuck in a pime taradox.
[x] Remain silent
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358189 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
FUCKIN' TIME PARADOX.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358191 [x] Remain silent
Maybe she'll stop screwing with us if we shut up...
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:48 No. 358193 [x] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358195 [x] "You know Hong Meiling, right?"
Stop asking obvious questions, maybe this will catch her off guard.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358198 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358201 [ ] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358203 [x] Remain silent
Better off not giving bullets of Sakuyas gun. otherwise known as her mouth. inb4lolimsowittyquoteedit
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358204 [X] "Funny name you've got."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:49 No. 358207 [x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358214 [x] If I apologize, will you stop fucking with my head? Goddamn.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358216 [x] "How did you come to be here, then?"
This is one of those situations where you can't advance until you give the "right" answer isn't it.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358217 [x] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358223 Of course, these threads miss the vital element of today's Anon; annoying and incomprehensible use of meme's in ordinary conversation.
I was expecting him to be more of a faggot but then, I guess we would have killed him a whole load faster.
My vote. 'Loooooooong day, huh?' Sarcastic tone and all, grow a back bone and push her a little. Accidents may happen but it's not fun if you don't fuck with them a bit.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358224 [X] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358225 [X] so, you can mess with time, then?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:50 No. 358226 [X] "How did you come to be here, then?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358228 [X] "I hear you like knives."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358231 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Why is Sakuya dicking around with us? I hope she thinks this is funny.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358232 [x] Remain fucking silent.
Sakuya is not communicative, guys. She doesn't want to talk to us.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358233 [ ] "So, what are we doing in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:51 No. 358236 [x] "How did you come to be here, then?"
The time paradox is obviously Sakuya being tsundere for us and trying to get us to ask her better questions about herself.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:52 No. 358240 KNIVES HAVE FUCKING WON !
NOT THE FUCKING TIME !
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358253 [x] Remain silent.
The second half of her response may cause concern, unless it indicates anything we can use to our advantage.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358261 [X] Begin singing "The Song That Never Ends" and repeat until Sakuya gives up, or lodges a blade hilt-deep in our skull. Whichever comes first.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:53 No. 358264 [X] "Screw you, bitch."
Screw this.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358275 'GEE, I WONDER WHAT CHINA IS UP TO'
'Hey, Sakuya, how did China get so HEALTHY? I mean, daaamn. If you know what I mean.' You wink at her slyly, or at least what you think sly would look like. Unfortunately it looks more like a bad twitch and loses the effect somewhat.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358277 [X] "Wanna watch Groundhog day?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:55 No. 358279 ▼ File 1206928557882.jpg - (58KB, 500x600)
I give up on this world already. Where's my jump in the lake option?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:56 No. 358282 ▼ File 1206928589720.jpg - (17KB, 344x235)
[x] I heard you like Knives
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:57 No. 358288 [X] Get wasted like it was June 1983
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:58 No. 358294 [x] Start singing "One More Time"
Gensokyo Man !!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 05:59 No. 358305 ▼ File 1206928772540.jpg - (181KB, 700x964 , ee3eca6ebc1ab4219afb58c4ed8cfb69.jpg)
"... Some time." For a moment, she stops, and shakes her head before proceeding forwards. "Unlike yourself." There is a cutting edge to her voice. Seriously, what the shit? You SWEAR you just asked about the fucking kitchen. Fuck, she's screwing with you, isn't she? Damnit, Sakuya.
[ ] "Screw you, bitch."
[ ] "So anyways, I hear you're actually flat chested."
[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
[ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
[ ] Genuflect
[ ] "You are a wonderful woman."
[ ] "Stop doing that!"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358310 [ ] "So, when are we doing it in the kitchen?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358313 [x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358315 [ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
WHY NOT
TIME WILL JUST TURN BACK IF ITS A BAD END
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358317 [x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358323 [ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358325 [x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
SHOW'EM YOUR WIT
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358328 [X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358330 [ ] "So anyways, I hear you're actually flat chested."
[ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
ONE OF THESE.
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358331 [ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358332 [x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:00 No. 358333 [X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358339 [ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358340 [x] "You are a wonderful woman."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358341 [X] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:01 No. 358342 [x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358346 [x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358347 [x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358352 [x] "You are a wonderful woman." With sarcasm.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358354 [ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358355 [X] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
We're so fucked.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358356 [X] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Damn HAX powers.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358357 [x] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358364 MIND FUCK BEGINS! Does that mean we're nearing the end?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:02 No. 358365 [X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358371 [ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358372 [X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
DO IT FAGGOT !
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358374 [x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:03 No. 358376 [X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358383 [ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358385 [x] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
What, no remain silent option?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358388 HERE WE GO GUYS
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
HOT DICKINGS
OR COLD STEEL
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:04 No. 358392 ▼ File 1206929090236.jpg - (115KB, 450x400 , China tears by the lake.png)
>>358353Forgive me, Meiling, but we must end this dream like men!
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:06 No. 358406 Oh wait.
Anon is learning, unconsciously, time magic! But we can't control it yet, so we feel we are being mindfucked.
We need to fight with Sakuya, so we can free China!
"SAKUYA! THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME STOP!"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:06 No. 358409 [X] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
If we have mindfuckalready let it end with a BANG!
Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:07 No. 358411 [ ] "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:07 No. 358418 You know, the best part of the "If I bang you, will you stop turning time back?" option is that she might slip up and say "... Some time."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:09 No. 358429 .... Why didn't we pick genuflect?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:10 No. 358438 ▼ File 1206929412576.jpg - (316KB, 1080x1525 , sakuyaTHEWORLD.jpg)
What a joke
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:11 No. 358444 [ ] "... Long day, huh?" Sarcasm drips in your voice
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:11 No. 358445 In before H-scene?
Maybe this time loop is happening because GM already wrote a H scene and he was forcing us to go through it.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:12 No. 358455 JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING SUSPENSE
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:12 No. 358457 Unless there's a confirm choice...
Guys, It's been fun. GM, I'm honored to have played this with you. At least we're going out with a fucking bang.
Gensokyo Man !!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:14 No. 358479 ▼ File 1206929671669.jpg - (84KB, 587x800 , 79e4567976c19fdc8951be71b19aacb4.jpg)
"No." She holds a hand to her face, covering a sly smile. "Before you ask, why YES, I -did- have a long day. No, you may not object, and you will listen because you also make a very good pincushion. I am going to tell you all about it. Did you know? An ice fairy tried to break into here earlier." Sakuya just tramples right over your free will. "Naturally, she was an intruder, so I had to handle her..."
Oh, no.
She did not just fucking touch the (9).
[ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
[ ] "... Oh, screw you, bitch."
[ ] Punch her
[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
[ ] Sputter with rage
[ ] Remain silent.
teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:14 No. 358480 ▼ File 1206929672397.jpg - (90KB, 392x373 , 1200523137195.jpg)
>>358445If this really is the case I will never use this name in any of GMs threads again.
I swear, ~ze.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:14 No. 358475 Wow, I really wanted to see more....*
*Unless by a stroke of luck, we stays alive.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:15 No. 358492 [ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
[ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:15 No. 358493 [ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358496 [x] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358497 [ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358501 [ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358502 [ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
don't wanna die
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358506 [ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358508 [x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
FUCK
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358509 [x] Remain silent.
Let's hear the rest of this before we do anything rash, hm?
dySWN !!5mLGD3yn+rT 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358513 [x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358514 [x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Also autosage, better get a new thread.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358516 [ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
fuck this bitch
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358517 [ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:16 No. 358519 [X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
ANY OTHER CHOICE = DEATH IMMINENT
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358520 Rescue ⑨ and convince China to run away with us. Sounds like a plan!
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358522 [X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
HAR HAR
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358523 [X] Remain silent.
Suddenly, I find myself missing Flandre.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358525 We can't die anyway, since we are -still- Remi's guest. We are probably going to lose a finger or an ear after this choice, but we aren't going to die.
Unless we try to rape the maids.
Or the lake evolves and floods SDM.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358528 [x] nod and smile.
If she beat the strongest, then it's best not to anger her.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358532 [X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358533 nocturnal illusions flashback. instead of a h scene you get a groundhog day effect
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:17 No. 358541 [X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
I like Sakuya, but even she can't get away with hurting Cirno!
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:18 No. 358542 [ ] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
Cirno is strongest, I'm sure she's perfectly fine. Of course, if she's not, there will be extreme violence of one sort or another.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:18 No. 358543 [x] Nod and smile. Nod and smile
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:18 No. 358545 [x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
A PERFECTLY REASONABLE QUESTION
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:18 No. 358551 Time keeps moving, so slowly, slowly.
[ ] Punch her
BRIGHTOOO PAAAANCHU!
C'mon guys, she's obviously under orders not to kill us, so we have a pass here.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358558 ▼ File 1206929967781.jpg - (107KB, 456x480 , itsgotime.jpg)
>>358479[X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Gensokyo Man !!k66EGoRouzG 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358559 ▼ File 1206929976051.jpg - (314KB, 600x600 , 756fb93ea5d8f8acd795ad3eccaaca45.png)
Disk read error.
Gensokyo Man must sleep.
Save slot 6?
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358554 [x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
CIRUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358557 [X] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358561 [X] "... Oh, screw you, bitch."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:19 No. 358562 [x] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
WHO
TOUCHED
MY
NINE
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358566 I fucking hate Sakuya now
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358568 [X] Nod and smile. Nod and smile.
I WANT CIRNO DEAD ! PLZ LET US MURDER HER !
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358569 [x] Yes
WHY YOU LEAVE ANON IS SUSPENSE???
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358571 [X] Yes
Yup, I think it's about that time of night.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358574 [x] Yes
Better get some rescue mission tomorrow, no one screws with our ride.
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358575 I vote that we Brighto panchu her at some point. bitch deserves it.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:20 No. 358577 [ ] Yes
Good timing, now I can go enjoy the Alice RP thread.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:21 No. 358583 ▼ File 1206930092967.jpg - (30KB, 500x375 , 1478869_2a93a54db0.jpg)
Whatever happens, Anon, I would just like to remind you that as the ones who decided to come back to this place in the first place, anything and everything that has happened up to this point and will continue to happen has been entirely your own fault. Every misfortune that has befallen you and anyone you have come to care about, everyone who has gotten hurt or will get hurt, all of it is on your head.
So, anyone up for a swim?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:21 No. 358586 [x] Nod and smile.
It's bad to jump to conclusions, even if things sound quite bad.
Spring !m7te1lApzs 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:22 No. 358590 [X] Yes, after Bright Punching Sayuka. that bitch.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:22 No. 358591 [x] Yes
Watching animu is tough when I have to spam F5 every three minutes.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:22 No. 358593 Wait, why would she take us to the kitchen to tell us she beat Cirno?
aww nawww
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:23 No. 358605 I AM IN DESPAIR
THE CLIFFHANGER ABOUT THE ⑨ HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:23 No. 358607 [ ] "What the fuck did you do with Cirno?!"
BITCH I'LL OPEN THE GATES OF BABYLON IN YOU ASS IF YOU DID ANYTHING TO HER!!
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:23 No. 358608 FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
IT WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET INTERESTING, TOO!
...
[x] Yes
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:25 No. 358622 Remember anons, fairies cannot die.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:25 No. 358629 When will you come back GM?
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:27 No. 358642 ▼ File 1206930443829.jpg - (24KB, 666x576 , 1191709616445.png)
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:27 No. 358644 ▼ File 1206930465934.jpg - (126KB, 1464x1039 , 1205555449245.jpg)
CIRNO DIED,
ANON CRIED
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:28 No. 358648 Gentlemen, lulz are over. The awesome and manliness begin next game!
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:34 No. 358695 She's fucking with us. She wants us mad, angry, frustrated... That's not a bad thing, though. We've been a dick, and our presence in SDM is a nasty reminder to her that she failed to keep someone out. She's making us squirm because it's pretty obvious where our weak spot is and we're completely out of any conceivable realm of safety. It's debatable as to whether this is worse than having her shiv us and dump the body in the lake.
My hat is off to GM for this characterization of Sakuya. In my mind well conceived fanon is as good as canon when it comes to Touhou, and this offers another perspective to the maid.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:37 No. 358722 She is gonna keep Cirno hostage and make us go on a quest!
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:39 No. 358740 Sakuya leads you into the kitchen for the cook-off. Win and you get Cirno back, lose and your blood is forfeit.
After nervous preparation, you are at the greased skillet, trembling, ready to crack the eggshell on the edge of the pan, when unfamiliar words spring unbidden from the depths of your mind:
"I am the bone of my skillet...."
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:40 No. 358747 Anon needs to getsum HAX now
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:41 No. 358757 Sakuya is really such a nasty, tsundere bitch? I didn't get that kind of impression from the games.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:42 No. 358769 Fuck! YWUIG has just taken a turn to awesomeness. We have to rescue Cirno from a time controlling, knife throwing maid that hates our guts and we only have the power to cook eggs. Cannot... wait... for next thread...
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:43 No. 358773 >>She's making us squirm because it's pretty obvious where our weak spot is and we're completely out of any conceivable realm of safety.
Really? I would swear it was because she's a sadistic and frigid bitch.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:45 No. 358792 4pm 4pm 4pm 4pm 4pm 4pm 4pm...............
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 06:53 No. 358871 Well this is the perfect time to get some VN Protagonist quality HAX.
Anonymous 2008/03/31 (Mon) 08:17 No. 359851 ▼ File 1206937067017.jpg - (312KB, 1204x2488 , cromartie_banana.jpg)