Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2010/03/17 (Wed) 03:51 No. 26363 I'm surprised I managed to write this much, considering that I've had a mild fever the entire time.
Also CHRIST it took me HOURS to write this.
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Well, it's probably about time to go home. But first, dinner. The best place you can think of is Mystia's lamprey stand. Even if you had it for breakfast, it'll still be delicious for dinner. Just not two meals directly in a row, you know?
After walking a bit, you find yourself in front of the familliar stand, with a familliar girl standing behind the grill.
"Oh, John~ Are you here to eat~?" She asks with her usual carefree attitude. You have to wonder how much of that is genuine and how much is forced, after Mokou's disappearance.
"Yeah, give me my usual."
"Roger~ Coming right up~" she quickly begins cooking your food, the always delicious aroma filling the area.
"So, Mystia. You're sure you can come tomorrow night, right? I don't want your parents getting angry at you."
"It's fine, it's fine~ I really can do what I want, you know~" Whenever she says that, you feel slightly jealous.
"Good, good. So, you're ready for it? There's nothing you need to pick up first, right?"
"Nope~" She giggles. "I always keep my sneaky spy gear handy~" You can't tell whether she's being serious or not, but either way, that's fine.
"Good. Speaking of sneaky spying, should we go back over the plan? I think we should know what we're going to do before we go there, if we're to gather much information."
"Mhmm~ I like the plan where you use drunkenness as an excuse to wander through the halls~"
"Yeah, that's one of the better ones. I think it'll work out better if you also keep the main group distracted while I'm doing that. Think you could grill up some lamprey? I'm sure they'll have a grill of some sort."
"Ah, that's a good idea~ I'll see if I can package some up~"
"So, how's your day been since I punched out?"
The two of you spend some time talking. During the talking, Mystia tells you that she doesn't get off school until around 2:00 PM. She said she'll probably skip club activities to get ready sooner, so you can probably expect her at...3:00 PM maybe?
Eventually, quite a while after you've actually finished your food, you have to excuse yourself. It's already about 7:00, so if you're to get home, watch the news, and make sure you're all ready for tomorrow, and at the same time go to sleep at a decent hour, you should probably start on it now.
"Later, Mystia. Just stop by my place when you're ready, alright?"
"Okay~" She waves you off as you leave.
It's a little bit darker than it was when you walked to the shrine. The effect is quite powerful. Everything is a dull shade of red. It's even more surreal-feeling than it ever has been before. It really does seem like something's going to jump out at you.
When you look up at the sky, you find that the red mist has begun to get thicker and thicker. It seems like it's getting released at an even faster rate than when it was originally being released, perhaps in response to the fact that nothing can be done about it. At least, not legally. You're not sure what means Reimu is going to use, but so far they've not been legal. In fact, they've been quite illegal: breaking into people's homes and beating them with a stick. If this weren't Gensokyo, she'd probably have been arrested already.
That aside, there's very few people out on the street, and those that are seem to be cautiously looking around, some of them going as far as peeking their head around corners before turning. When you think about it, you realize that you've automatically gripped the knuckes in your pocket. Man, you don't even realize you carry them anymore. They've just become an undeniable part of who you are. You've managed to avoid a few fights with delinquent teenagers that thought it might be fun to pick on someone twice their size just by pulling them out. You've only been a couple real fights with them, specifically the ones Reimu dragged you into. That's probably for the better, since you can imagine that it hurts really, really badly to be hit by someone of your stature wearing these.
Eventually, you make it to your house. Just in time, too. You could swear you felt someone following you since halfway, but every time you looked back, there was no one. The red coloring on everything simply started to get to you. You saw several other people seem to do the same as you walked past them.
...
Alright, so, now that you're home and comfortable, time to go over a quick checklist. Nice enough clothing for a moon viewing party at Eientei?
You check through your drawers and find that, indeed, your nice clothes are clean.
-"Check." You're not sure why you say it out loud, but you do.
PDA phone device thing on charger?
Well, it is now.
"Check."
The news?
You turn on your television and sit down to watch.
"-no news on the break-in earlier today at the Scarlet Corporation's factory. Many people have posted on our message board proclaiming the person's attempt as heroic, stating that if someone can break in and shut down whatever machines are creating the red mist. And now, what you've all undoubtedly been waiting for, our new segment! Joining us from the computer lab is Himekaidou Hatate with our new section on popular images from the internet!"
The scene changes to in front of a pretty advanced computer. A girl, dressed in surprisingly normal clothes given that she's apparently from Youkai Mountain, judging by that hat of hers, starts by introducing Pixiv and various other image websites, then starts on actual examples of popular images. You can't help but notice that she keeps looking at an odd yellow cellphone that seems like it's always in her hands.
You mostly tune out the segment. You're not interested in stuff like that. Instead, you take the time to try once again to find information on the Scarlet Corporation on your PDA device.
...Nope, nothing. You place it back on its charger and return to the television.
"-and that concludes our segment on popular pictures from the internet! Back to the main desk."
"More outcry against the red mist seeping from Gensokyo City leads to environmental activists pushing the creation of a bill to specifically target the red mist. However, since it's unknown what the mist actually is, it's unlikely to go much further than that until chemical analysis can be completed."
The television goes on and on about the mist. Not once do you hear a bit of information on the Scarlet Corporation. It really feels like every other overblown news story (well, this is probably one of the cases where it actually ISN'T overblown) in that it's all the news really talks about, and they keep saying the same stuff in different ways, and have lots of guests come up with different ways to say the same stuff, over and over. When it starts getting tiring, you switch the channel to watch something else. You don't really pay much attention to the channel you put it to, though. It's only going to serve as background noise while you just relax to wind down from the day.
It's something about gardening. You don't really pay much attention, but you realize that you've yet to install your sunlamp so that Nemo can get the nutrition he acquires.
"It's okay now, Nemo, I've got food for you again." You're not sure why you're talking to Nemo like that. He's a plant, so... Are you that lonely? You shouldn't be, since you spend time with people all day.
"Good evening, fellow plant enthusiasts," you're sure you know the reason now, though. "Remember: plants need sunlight, even if there's none around! If you haven't already, go out and buy a sunlamp to temporarily feed your plants until the red mist blows away!"
Jesus christ, that's Yuuka on television.
"This is Kazami Yuuka here with our daily short segment on plant health! As you all know, I run the flower shop downtown. The plants always get sad when it's cloudy for too long, so imagine how depressed the red mist has made them! Today, I'll talk about sunlamps. When looking for a sunlamp, keep these key things in mind-"
This just seems completely different from the Yuuka you know. She's so outward and social, whereas she usually seems introverted and antisocial when you've met her. Maybe it's just a hard day at work, though. The segment only lasted a couple minutes, but it completely changed your view on the girl.
After relaxing for a bit, it occurs to you to get ready for bed. You decide to take a shower tonight, and then another one tomorrow morning. After that, you climb into bed. It's only 10:00, so it's pretty early, but that's fine. Sleep comes fairly easily, since you've been through a lot today.
...
You're awake.
Judging by how your room is still dark, and therefore implying that the sun hasn't risen very high yet, it must be pretty early.
A quick glance at your clock confirms this. It's 5:47 in the morning. Your alarm clock isn't set to wake you up until 9. Why did you wake up this early? You still feel tired, and you don't need to use the restroom or anything.
You suddenly hear talking outside your door.
"This is the apartment she said he lived at, Lady Remilia."
"Ah, good. Please knock on the door."
"It's quite early, though. Aren't you worried about waking him up?"
HA, you beat the habit of being woken up early in the morning by knocking on your front door! But the method you used to beat it isn't that great.
"It's fine, it's fine. If he's still tired, we'll apologize and invite him later. Please knock already."
"Yes, mistress." You hear the knocking you've been waiting for.
Not wanting to be rude, you drag yourself out of bed to greet the unfamilliar people.
As soon, as you open your door...
"Ah, good morning, John. I'm Remilia Scarlet."
...Wait, shit. Really?
These are the two that you stepped out of the way for when you left the clinic last night.
"I'm here to sincerely thank you for saving my dear friend, Patchouli, from a surely very painful and tragic death. In return, would you like to have tea at my mansion sometime?" This girl looks to be just a bit older than Cirno, but she's using speech more refined than most adults would use. In any case, if she's the same Remilia Scarlet who owns the Scarlet Corporation, this is too good of an opportunity to pass up.
"Yeah, sure."
"Great! Hurry up and get ready, then; my driver doesn't like waiting very long!"
...Wait, right now? Shit.
You hurry and take a quick shower, then throw on your clothes. A few minutes later, you're in the parking area of the apartment complex, in awe at the vehicle in front of you. Mainly because of how conspicuous it is.
It's...A red limosine. Not a bright red, it's more like the color the skies turn at arund...Well, the time you were walking home last night. Still, a pretty odd color for a limosine to have.
"Hurry up and get in! The sooner we leave, the sooner we'll get there!"
Of course, you comply.
The drive... Well, it's weird. Seing a girl that looks to be about Cirno's age sipping champagne without any noticable effects, and without anyone else in the car seeming to car, kinda throws you for a loop. You've seen strange things here, but not quite that bad.
"What's wrong, John? Earlier than you're used to seing people drinking?" She smiles as she asks this.
"Yeah, by about, oh, 8 years by the looks of things."
She frowns momentarily, then reverts back to her usual smile.
"Oh, you don't know. Sorry, I almost got angry with you, John. I may look like I'm a child, but I'm actually... Well, a woman doesn't go around telling people her age, but I'm certainly old enough to drink. I just never grew much, is all~" She seems cheery while explaining this, almost as if she's bragging.
"I...See. Still seems weird, though." Even if she's old enough to drink, with someone with a body her size, you'd expect that glass of champagne to be enough to get her plenty drunk.
She just waves that off, though.
You spend most of the rest of the drive conversing. She seems pretty interested in your daily life. She immediately took interest when you told her your reason for having moved her. It seems like she lit up the second she heard "Enpen, inc.", but you were probably imagining that.
After about ten minutes of driving, the limosine finally stops, stopped in front of a large gate. A woman dressed very chinese, and therefore starkly contrasting with the rest of the scene before you, is asleep leaning against the gate.
"Please honk the horn." Remilia instructs the driver. He presses the horn, and the girl slightly stirs.
"Do it again, but hold it until she wakes up."
It takes a couple seconds, but the girl eventually wakes up. As soon as she realizes what's going on, she makes a terrified dash to a small terminal and presses some buttons, before the gate begins to open. As soon as the limosine passes the gate, it begins to close again. The limosine drives up to the entrance of the place, and then stops. The maid girl, who kept silent the whole time, gets out and opens both Remilia's and your doors.
The three of you continue to the large front doors to the mansion, and Sakuya pushes them open for you. Those look pretty heavy. She must not be your ordinary maid.
"We'll be heading to the sitting room, Sakuya. Please have one of the maids begin preparation of some tea."
"Yes, Mistress."
She steps off for a minute as Remilia leads you through the mansion. There's an ongoing theme of everything being shades of red, and there being very little external light sources. The maid catches up just in time to open the door to the sitting room for you.
"Please, have a seat." She motions to a small table on one end of the room, designed to only fit about four people at maxium. You do what she tells you to, and sit down.
"The tea will be ready in just a moment. For now, please make yourself comfortable."
The maid leaves the room. It seems like it's almost instantaneously that she walks back in with a tray carrying a teapot and two empty teacups, which she fills after setting in front of you.
"Is there anything else you need, Mistress?" She asks the small girl who brought here.
"No, that should be fine."
"I see. I'll stand by for further instructions, then."
"So, John." Remilia begins a conversation. "I saw you in a copy of that crow's tabloid while waiting in the hospital waiting room last night."
"Well, uh, some stuff happened, and it probably got overplayed."
"Yes, I rather disbelieved the part where you cut the short girl's hat clean in half with your flaming broadsword." With your what?
"Yeah, it was more of a normal fistfight. And, er, Marisa used a broom too."
"That makes sense. So, are you friendly with Miss Hakurei?"
"I guess you could say that."
"How lucky, to be friendly with such a celebrity. Even someone of my wealth and class pales in comparison to the girl who keeps this place in order."
You hold yourself back from commenting on the now international news stories about the red mist her factories are pumping out.
"Ehh, it's not that big of a deal. We just came to understand each other pretty well, both of us being of the rare breed that doesn't believe what most of the people in this city believe."
"Oh, I see. So the two of you aren't members of the cult either. Good, good."
"Either? So you aren't a member yourself?" It's kinda difficult to believe, with those wings and the eccentricly red everything.
"No, no, I just put on this appearance to fit in. Of course I don't believe in a silly thing like magic."
"Ah. That's good to know." It really is, when you consider that so far you've eliminated three of the country's biggest companies from your list of possible cultists. Well, sorta. You're not certain about Enpen, but you never got any feeling that it particularly was, either.
"Mhm."
The two of you continue to talk about stuff again. For example, you bring up Mokou. It's always worth a shot, right? She doesn't recognize the name, though, so no dice. Better luck next time, hopefully. Considering that you'll be going into the possible enemy's base tonight.
"So, what are your plans for the day, John? I'm sure someone as interesting as you has something planned." Well, she chose a good day to invite you to a tea party, because usually you've got zilch.
"Well, my boss called me in for a meeting at 11:00. After that, I'll probably relax for a few hours, and then I've got to pick up a girl that I'm taking on a moon viewing party." Oh, that came out wrong. She's going to misinterpret.
"Oho? A moon viewing party? What an interesting thing to take a date to. It surely sounds magnificent, though, especially with how things are shaping up nowadays." Well, the moon will look a bit different with all the red in the sky, but...
Mystia's not really a date.
"It's not really a date. When Eirin invited me back to see another party, she told me to bring a friend, and Mystia was the first friend I ran into."
"However you want to justify it, a date is a date~" She comments in a playful tone. "But, Mystia... Isn't that the foodstand girl? Aiming quite young, aren't you?"
"Like I said, it's not like that."
"Whatever you say~ But, aren't you quite the popular one? You're an important piece in Enpen, inc.'s presence here, you're close friend with the shrinemaiden, and you're close enough with Eientei to be invited to their private parties. And now you're sitting here enjoying tea with me."
"I guess I'm just lucky." You don't really have a better way to explain it than that.
"Oh, look at the time!" Remilia suddenly looks up at a grandfather clock sitting behind you. "It's almost ten thirty! Come on, we musn't have you late for your meeting!" She abruptly stands up. Really, have you been here that long? Damn.
"Sakuya, please have the driver prepare the car."
"Yes, Mistress." The maid leaves the room in a flash, without losing any elegance by her swiftness.
"I'm *yawn* going to go to bed now. Usually I'm in bed asleep by six in the morning, so I'm quite tired. I'll see you again sometime, John." She stands up to leave the room, just as the maid comes back.
"Welcomed guest, please follow me out to the car." You stand up and follow her. The somewhat lengthy walk through the halls passes in silence. The girl leading you seems to be acting exactly the way a perfect maid would.
When you find yourself at the entrance, she pushes the door open for you and leads you to the car, where she opens the door on that too.
"Please have a safe trip." She smiles at you as she closes the door. Hmm, you hadn't seen any facial expressions from her before that. You'll have to remember it.
After a bit of driving, you find yourself in front of Enpen, inc.'s office. You thank the driver before getting out of the car, and step inside.
The office is quite empty, as Enpen hasn't actually started its employee movement program yet. Since you're kinda one of the few members of the test run, you're lucky enough to get here when there's no one else really here.
The ony person in the lobby or surrounding is a young girl. She's wearing nekomimi, with two cat tails. She's pretending to be a nekomata, obviously. She's sitting there, swinging her legs while messing around with a phone identical to yours. After a moment, she looks up.
"Ah! It's John! Ran-sama told me to take you to Yukari's office. So, follow me!"
You oblige her, and follow her into an elevator. She presses a button, and you start moving upward.
No elevator music.
After a few seconds, you hear a ding, and the doors slide open. The cat girl begins leading you through the halls again.
"We're almost there! Just one more turn, and... TADA! Yukari's private office, for official use only~"
"Thank you, uh..."
"Chen! I'm Chen. Pleased to meet you!" She grabs your hand and shakes it. "I'll see you later~" She then rushes off.
Well, it's time for the meeting.
After knocking, you hear a "come in" from the other side, so you do so.
Sitting at a desk, wearing a very businesslike set of clothing, the CEO of Enpen, inc. looks up at you.
"Oh, John! It's good to know that you're still as punctual as always!" Odd, you didnt' even know her until she gave you a ride home from that neighboring city. "Please, sit down!" You oblige her.
"Well, let's get to business. I'm sure you've got a busy day ahead of you, right? There's two things I want to talk to you about. First, you're being promoted."
"Huh? Why?"
"Because you've gotten yourself into a very important position with the big players of the city. Your job will be to keep Enpen, inc. good in the eyes of the important people of the city. This will affect your pay, too; instead of getting paid by the hour, you'll now be given a 4 million yen per year salary. Furthermore, you'll now answer directly to me and my main assistant, Ran."
"I... Uh.. What?" 4 million yen per year is pretty good.
"The salary will take effect at the start of next year. Your last paycheck of the year will be your usual pay, plus the difference between your yearly salary and what you've made so far this year. Rent will continue to be paid for by Enpen, inc. as well." This is...what is this, why do you deserve this?
"That being said, your job is going to be a little different. For the most part, you'll be doing the same thing you've been doing since moving to the city, but occasionally you'll be asked to run certain errands, or do certain odd jobs for the company. Is all of this understood?"
"Uh, well, not really, but I'm sure I'll catch up soon enough."
She smiles at you.
"Alright. Now, moving on to our second item of business today. I'm going to ask you to perform one of those odd jobs for me soon, involving the red mist incident current occuring. I need a sample. As you may or may not know, helicopter and airplane flight at the specific altitude where the mist is settling at has been prohibited until the exact content of the mist is known. The only place that we can obtain a sample is the summit of Youkai Mountain. Since you're the most convenient person to ask, I'm asking you instead of one of our scientists, who will undoubtedly complain about being sent to a city with people who believe in something as unscientific as magic. A package should arrive within the next few days containing the equipment you'll need to safely obtain a sample. I don't mind if you share the sample with someone else, as long as in the end it comes to me."
"Alright." If it means getting paid this well, you'll gladly do something as simple as this.
"Well, that's all I had to say. But really, you're pretty lucky. Maybe I should strengthen the relationship between Enpen and Yagokoro Pharmaceuticals? I'd surely enjoy going to one of those moon viewing parties." How does she know about that?
...Nevermind, you don't really want to know.
"Well, you should probably go off to do whatever you need to do to prepare for the party. I'll see you later, John."
"Alright. Later, Miss Yakumo."
"Ugh, call me Yukari. We'll be working pretty closely from now on, after all."
"Okay. Later, Yukari."
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...Alright. You're now outside of the Enpen, inc. offices. Looking at the time on your PDA thing, it's getting to be just around the time you were supposed to arrive. You've still got three hours until Mystia gets off school. You're going to need something to kill time in the meantime.
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