“Ok, you win,” I tried to get her to back off. “The truth is,” I lowered my gaze, pretending that I was embarrassed to admit it, “I'm really in love with you. I can't stop thinking about you and it's driving me crazy. How can I tell you, babe, my back's against the wall. I need you by my side, to tell me it's alright. 'Cause I don't think I can take anymore.”
She gave me a hard shove. I nearly hit my head against the wall. “You're a moron!” she exclaimed, telling me what I already knew. “Those are lyrics and I'm not half as stupid as you think. You obviously didn't meet up with me yesterday so you must have been chasing someone else.”
“I was, uh, stalking you? Yeah, that's it. Seriously, I need you to help me out here,” I tried to look as sensitive and vulnerable as possible. Not really easy when my whole body felt heavy and sluggish. I felt like I deserved a standing ovation just for batting my desire to lay back and sleep. “I need you to tell me,” I told her, “is this love that I'm feeling? Is this the love that I've been waiting for?”
“You're such a prick,” she shoved me again. I was more prepared that time and avoided stumbling backwards. “I'm trying to help you and you're still being so difficult. What are friends for if not for helping each other out of jams?”
“You keep saying that, but I'm not in any kind of jam.” As an afterthought, I added, “mind if I played some music?”
“Yes, I would. You're just going to play that song.”
“Gahaha,” I laughed like it was a big joke, “busted.”
“Fine, I get the message, I'll leave you alone for now.”
“Aww, you will?” That was sweet of her, “I love you. You're the best friend a guy could ask for.”
“Yeah, yeah,” she took the bottle from me for the final time, “I think we've both had enough.” She gulped down the remnants and sighed.
“Tonight was fun, wasn't it?”
“It must have been, I get the feeling that I won't be able to remember most of it tomorrow.”
Things slowed down sharply after that. Neither games nor talk could keep me from wanting to close my eyes and drift off to dreamland. Eventually I stopped resisting, and collapsed while still fully dressed on my bed. At some point Suika must have fallen asleep as well, her snoring featuring even in my dreams. My colorful, strange and nonsensical dreams. Patterns of vivid pellets filled my vision, whizzing past and sometimes exploding into luminous displays of even more pellets. The projectiles were nice and mesmerizing.
The next day I found that I must have been drooling for most of the night. The condition of my pillow was disgusting, to put it kindly. It took a bit of effort to get up. Suika had fallen asleep across me, part of her body dangling off the edge of the bed. I had to wriggle my way out like some sort of worm. Worse still, the moist sensation I felt on my leg was drool as well – hers. The price of friendship, undoubtedly.
After drinking my fill of cool water in the bathroom, I discovered that it was already afternoon. I had missed school. We had missed school. I could not remember what time I finally fell asleep, I could just remember how tired I felt. Things were a blur. I took things slowly for a while, making myself a sandwich and lying down on the couch. Eventually Suika got up, came downstairs and simply stated that she was going to go home. She looked like absolute crap, about as bad as I looked. Another valuable bonding experience shared between us.
The next day Alice chewed me out for not going to school. She had come by in the morning and found the drunken pile of friendship on my bed and decided not to bother. I could only apologize while exchanging a friendly and furtive smirk with Suika. I didn't feel much like getting into trouble for a while. Trouble,regardless, came for me.
A familiar face with a friendly presence came waltzing into our class about midday.
“I need you right now Arc. I can't wait anymore, come to my office this instant.” Big Sis' line naturally set a wave of hooting off into the class. She blushed ever so slightly, covering her mouth with one had and waving limply with the other. Like she just realized the other way her words could be interpreted, “It's not like that class, I've just been discussing a matter with your classmate and we need to talk some more in private.” That didn't seem to help things either. If she was trying to start up rumors about me and her, she was doing a great job at it. It made me feel conflicted. On the one hand I didn't mind being associated with being so good that I had adults begging me for my services. On the other, however, I couldn't help but feel that she was doing it so it would be easier to manipulate me.
“What a pain,” I complained up loud, making a show of getting up and making it over to the door,” I better not be in trouble for some stupid crap again.”
“Watch your language, or I'll have you disciplined,” she winked and stuck her tongue out. What a terrible woman. She wasn't helping at all. I ignored the excited clamoring from the class and left with her. “You're one cool customer,” she said as we walked down the hallway.
“Am I? I don't like being jerked around.”
“Hm, I'm sure you don't,” she smiled. “How have you been?”
“Quite well. Mother and father are excited about the start of polo season and we've had a marvelous time at the club lately.”
“There's no need to be so hostile,” she lamented with a shrug.
“Well, you obviously didn't call me over for small talk. And I can't quite say no to school staff either otherwise I would have rather stayed in class.”
She kept a tight lid on things until we got to her office. I was offered a seat as she sat down. “I don't think you've had much success with your classmate,” she started.
“What could have ever given you that impression, big sis Yuyuko?”
“She hasn't come to school for three days now,” she informed me. “I take it that something happened over the weekend?”
“Maybe.” I kept the cards close to my heart, “it might interest you to know that she's the type of person to not care in the least about what others say to her. It's pointless to worry about it. She'll be back.”
“Maybe she will, maybe she won't. Though it would be an interesting coincidence if she suddenly decided that school wasn't worth it. I'd be more willing to bet that it's due to outside influence.”
“Perceptive. They teach you that in college?”
“I learned a lot of things in school,” she smiled gently, not rising to the bait. Truth was, she was the cool customer, not me. “I think it's time to move on, cut our losses. It's clear you can't hope to do any more.”
“So I get to dick around as I please? Yay. See you later, sis.” I started to get up.
She waved me down, telling me to sit, “My, you might want to target some of your eagerness into your next task.”
That didn't sit well with me.
“Nah, I'm done here.”
“You're not done until I say you're done,” her sweet tone of voice could not muffle the threat behind her words. What a bother. “Since you seem unable or unwilling to do more for that poor girl, we're going to temporarily move you on to another favor.”
[] Hear her out
[] Screw it, insist on finishing up with Tenshi
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>>45281 Yes, she does count. I'm afraid that was too late to be counted, however.