SDM: Limited Adventure Style - Thread 7 Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:17 No. 1909 ▼ File 120960826584.jpg - (144.29KB, 538x700 , Vampire Killer.jpg)
Looks like nobody else is writing tonight either. Play nice now people or Remilia will get sad. And kill you.
Also, worked to 2am, too many cups of tea, too awake to sleep, one update, lucky bastards, etc. Back tomorrow if I'm awake by 5pm.
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You carefully place the tray on the floor. If you're going to fight then you'll probably be hungry afterwards, at the very least. If you don't make it ... oh well, cupcakes 'n' death doesn't sound too bad. As you straighten back up, something steps out of what used to be the kitchen doorway.
If it was ever human in the first place, it doesn't bear much resemblance to one any more.
Its head flicks over to you as you take in the sight of it. It's naked, male. Emaciated so badly you can see every bone and tendon as it moves. There is a stench coming from it of shit, uncleaned lavatories and month-old sweat. You notice with a grimace that there is dried effluence and urine smeared down its legs and caking its feet. It's still breathing so rapidly it must be hyperventilating.
Then you realize, getting a look at its face as it opens its mouth and snarls at you with a set of razor-sharp teeth, it's not a human. It's a youkai. Its eyes are too close together, it's nose slitted like an animal's and through it's long, lank hair poke the stubs of two horns, filed down. It's got little dotted markings all up its limbs and torso.
No ...
Not markings ...
Needle marks. Syringe marks.
Oh. Fuck. You feel the urge to vomit.
A long string of drool is hanging off its chin. It swings its arm at you experimentally, growling and crouching. It's still too far away to reach you and it looks too weak to fight, still breathing heavily. But it's a weak youkai, not a weak human. If it can rip the kitchen door off the hinges like that it can probably break your back with ease. It's holding a large knife in one hand, probably taken from the kitchen a moment ago. Why doesn't it have claws? You glance at its other hand. The tips of its fingers are ruined, blackened stumps. Claws cut off and fingers cauterized. The pain from holding that knife with the other hand must be unimaginable.
It looks ready to pounce.
[ ] Wait and dodge.
[ ] Whip.
[ ] Knife.
[ ] Knuckle dusters.
[ ] Scream and leap.
[ ] Try to reason with it.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:19 No. 1910 [ ] Wait and dodge.
Dodge, then hit it from behind.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:23 No. 1912 [X] Whip.
Fuck strategy. It's GO TIME, MOTHERFUCKER.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:27 No. 1914 [X] Whip.
Then HYDRO STORM!
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:29 No. 1916 Looks like there are only two options up there that won't get us killed. Guess which one I'm picking.
[ ] *whipCRACK*
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:29 No. 1917 [x] Wait and dodge.
Assuming it misses us, should we whip it or pound it to death with our knuckle dusters?
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:30 No. 1918 [ ] Wait and dodge.
Whip'd be good if whatever we were hitting was affected by pain. From the sound of things this guy is used to it.
Also Anon Belmont is pretty squeamish for a guy who are hangs out with vampires, a succubus, and a crazy knife lady.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:32 No. 1919 [X] Whip.
We gotta keep our hearts to fight Death.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:32 No. 1921 Hey Hungry, is it possible to upgrade our whip like in the games?
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:38 No. 1923 Looks ready to pounce eh? Probably best to keep something like that at range, but I don't trust the whip to faze and keep back something that inured to pain....
[ ] Wait and dodge.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:42 No. 1924 [X] Wait and dodge.
Patience, Anon Belmont.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:43 No. 1925 [ ] Wait and dodge.
We've proven we're agile, seeing as we can wall jump and leap across bookcases. That applies here, too.
Tetrominon !LESit4chzI 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:45 No. 1926 [X] Whip.
Wall-jumping turned out okay. Good bet the same genetic memory includes a few offensive maneuvers.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:46 No. 1927 [X] Wait and dodge.
Then, when it's exposed:
[X] Whip.
Go for the weapon, and try to knock it out of the creature's hand.
Vodka !Lbyo2H4Tt2 2008/04/30 (Wed) 19:47 No. 1928 [X] Wait and dodge.
Previous vote deleted in favor of progress and good points.
Cirno !3pk6cJwc5M 2008/04/30 (Wed) 20:00 No. 1930 I was wondering when you'd write again, glad to see you're on tonight. Also, I'd vote, but it seems pretty pointless now.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 20:02 No. 1931 [ ] Knuckles, sans dusters.
YOU'RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!
RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 20:17 No. 1932 [X] Wait and dodge.
Then whip its neck, making it wrap around a few times, and GUILLOTINE! knuckles if it still lives after that
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 20:18 No. 1933 Some kind of half-youkai hybrid used for emergency blood. Akyu said Remilia could create them.
The only humane thing to do is put it out of its misery before Sakuya notices.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 20:37 No. 1934 So, Belmonymous has style. Lets see if he has skill.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 21:43 No. 1940 [x] Holy water
Slow and exhausted boss is slow and exhausted
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 22:01 No. 1942 [x] Wait and dodge LIKE THE FIST OF THE MOTHERFUCKING NORTH STAR.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 22:34 No. 1943 [X] Wait and dodge.
Boss fight S.O.P.: Find its speed. Learn its behaviours. Determine its openings.
We can't attack until we're sure it's not fast enough to kill us first. That determined,
[X] Whip.
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 23:04 No. 1944 YOU'RE HUGE
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE ATTACK PATTERNS
WAIT AND DODGE YOUR ATTACK PATTERNS
No I'm kidding. [x] Wait and dodge. Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 23:21 No. 1945 [x] Try to reason with it.
Oh come on guys. Why can't we reason with it?
Anonymous 2008/04/30 (Wed) 23:23 No. 1946 [X] Wait and dodge.
then, if there's an opening,
[X] Knife.
YAF !nmVOHsTRd. 2008/05/01 (Thu) 00:55 No. 1949 ▼ File 120962855013.jpg - (21.37KB, 474x328 , 12089732881812.jpg)
[X] Wait and dodge.
GRAZE!
Anonymaster 2008/05/01 (Thu) 01:19 No. 1950 Wait, what item do we have equipped? I'm guessing it's the knife from the post, but then what happened to our cross and holy water?
Anyway, in the case of the knife:
[X] Get about 20 meters back and press up+B until you run out of hearts.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 01:20 No. 1951 ▼ File 120963005453.jpg - (108.57KB, 590x700 , 80c565479eac8b57801ac8b5449ad59a.jpg)
[X] Wait and don't dodge.
Because every problem can be solved by hugs. It worked on Flandre!
*Scorn* !!D4MGD0ZwZl 2008/05/01 (Thu) 02:28 No. 1954 [ ] Whip.
Whip = 1d3 + 1 Damage.
Bestows the "Disarm" Feat while equipped
I expect it's got some anti undead\monster powers as well so it's definately an enchanted weapon and effective against Youkai.
Anonymous of Austria 2008/05/01 (Thu) 04:00 No. 1955 [ ] Whip.
[ ] Lead the youkai out of the mansion and wash it in the garden.
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 08:36 No. 1963 You place your hand on your whip and watch the youkai carefully, waiting to spring to the side as soon as it moves. You remember to watch the centre of your opponent's body in a situation like this. Despite never having learned any martial arts in your life, you decide now is not the time to be questioning where you got that knowledge.
The youkai sniffs the air a few times, poking its head forward. You almost flinch and dodge too soon, but your nerves hold. Then it screams an incoherent torrent of words at you and leaps, plunging the knife towards your face.
But you're not there anymore.
Some buried instinct kicks in and you duck, rolling to the side as the youkai slips and scrambles for balance after hitting nothing but air. It lands heavily on its side and lets out a roar of pain. You pull the whip from your belt, swinging it out behind you, unravelling it in one smooth motion with a crack. The youkai jumps back to its feet and screams something at you, pointing at you with the knife and taking a step forward.
Nuh-uh.
You raise the whip.
Target:
[ ] Eyes.
[ ] Neck.
[ ] Weapon hand.
[ ] Legs.
[ ] Genitals.
[ ] WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 08:38 No. 1964 [x] Weapon hand.
Just in case it decides to throw it at light-speed.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 08:38 No. 1965 [x] Weapon hand.
Got your knife, bitch.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 08:39 No. 1967 [X] Weapon hand.
Disarm it first, and just in case it's somehow valuable to Remilia, killing it should be avoided.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 08:41 No. 1969 [x] Genitals.
ALWAYS AIM FOR THE GROIN
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 08:43 No. 1970 [x] Weapon hand.
Anonymous raises a good point. It might not be ours to kill.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 08:45 No. 1972 [ ] Legs.
This thing BROKE DOWN A DOOR, it doesn't need the knife to kill us. Immobilizing seems to be a good option.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 08:57 No. 1974 [ ] Genitals.
while screaming
[ ] WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Nothing could be more awesome than pulling a "Monkey Steals the Peach" with a whip while screaming at them.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 09:02 No. 1975 [x] Weapon hand.
this monster ... could it be ... sakuya's final form?
YAF !nmVOHsTRd. 2008/05/01 (Thu) 09:23 No. 1976 ▼ File 120965900528.jpg - (9.21KB, 180x295 , sel_nanaya_180.jpg)
>>1963 >[ ] Neck. Your neck. I'll be taking it.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 09:40 No. 1978 [X] Neck
and
[X] WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Hell yes, we're so goddamn badass right now.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 09:46 No. 1980 [ ] Eyes.
his weaon hand already is in enormous pain, i don#t think whipping it will even make it flinch
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 09:54 No. 1982 ▼ File 120966087338.jpg - (71.38KB, 640x480 , golgothan.jpg)
ShadowMirrorTDRAagent 2008/05/01 (Thu) 09:55 No. 1984 [x] WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:01 No. 1986 [X] Weapon hand.
It may not need the knife to kill us, but I'd rather have a broken arm than a bloody stump if it comes down to it.
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:15 No. 1987 You lash the whip out towards the youkai's knife hand and to your immense surprise it connects with a sharp cracking noise, wrapping tightly round your opponent's wrist. The youkai screams and drops the knife, hand hanging limp. Looks like you broke its wrist.
Wow, that did more damage than you imagined it would.
The youkai tries to tear the whip off with its other hand for a moment, then it cocks it's head at you and yanks the trapped arm back, hard. You can hear bone break as it does this but then it pulls the whip towards itself with its free hand, screaming, dragging you off your feet. Losing your balance and tumbling headfirst into the ground you feel the the youkai leap on top of you from behind and wrap its good hand around your throat. It squeezes, trying to crush your windpipe. You can feel hot foetid breath coming in ragged gasps from behind you.
You can't breathe, everything is going black.
[ ] Try to throw it off you.
[ ] Backwards headbutt.
[ ] Elbow to the gut.
[ ] Stab its arm.
[ ] Pass out.
[ ] Soil yourself.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:19 No. 1989 [X] Elbow to the gut.
Then:
[X] Try to throw it off you.
Stabbing it's arm won't do shit. The pain will be too focussed, and this thing must be hurting just trying to kill us. Best bet is to elbow it, just to shift its focus away from holding us for a moment by causing a surge of pain somewhere other than its arm. The blow ought to stagger it, at least.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:20 No. 1990 [ ] Elbow to the gut.
I'm thinking either this or stabbing the arm is the way to go.
Headbutting sounds good, but if that thing has horns I would wager his skull is probably a lot harder than ours is.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:22 No. 1991 [ ] Stab its arm.
then
[ ] Backwards headbutt.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:23 No. 1992 ▼ File 120966258442.jpg - (15.05KB, 374x459 , theboss.jpg)
[x] Elbow to the gut, then try to throw it off of you.
REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC, BELMONYMOUS
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:26 No. 1993 [x] Backwards headbutt.
HARDCORE
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:29 No. 1996 [ ] Stab its arm.
He only has one functional arm at this point, if we can disable it we'll be able to get out of this grapple.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:41 No. 1998 [x] Pass out.
confuse your enemy
*Scorn* !!D4MGD0ZwZl 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:50 No. 1999 [ ] Soil yourself.
I like where this is heading.....
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 10:57 No. 2000 >>He only has one functional arm at this point, if we can disable it we'll be able to get out of this grapple.
If you disable the other arm, the only other means of attack the thing will have while lying on top of you is with its mouth, or genitals.
Is that what you want someone to see as they walk into the kitchen? You, lying on the floor, with some fucked-up youkai rubbing his package on your backside?
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:19 No. 2002 >You can feel hot foetid breath coming in ragged gasps from behind you.
He added that for a reason
[ ] Backwards headbutt.
Then
[ ] Try to throw it off you.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:24 No. 2003 It's easy mode so it doesn't matter what we hit it'll work regardless.
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:27 No. 2006 Updating now to speed things up.
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You slam your elbow backwards into the youkai's gut. You miss, getting it in the ribs instead and being rewarded by a series of loud crunching noises. Its grip drops away and it staggers backwards, keening in pain and clutching at it's shattered ribcage.
You get up as fast as you can and see that the youkai has blood bubbling from its mouth and streaming down its chin. Either it's been starved of calcium for so long its skeleton is like rotten wood or you just hit hard enough to drive shards of bone into its lungs. You dimly note that it has knocked over the cupcake tray. It retches loudly and you see a piece of broken rip snap and poke through its chest.
It slumps to its knees and tries to reach out to you with one hand. It starts to weep, tears making tracks through the filth caked on its face.
[ ] Let it die.
[ ] Finish it off.
[ ] Take its hand.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:29 No. 2010 [X] Finish it off.
No sense in letting it suffer.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:29 No. 2012 [X] Take its hand.
How... tragic. I doubt it can do much to us now, and it... well, it seems to have retained some humanity.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:31 No. 2014 >You dimly note that it has knocked over the cupcake tray.
[X]FINISH HIM!!
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:32 No. 2016 [ ] Finish it off.
Poor creature. The least you can do is put it to sleep.
Not sure how the others will like that, though. Killing what was most likely one of their food sources. They must have kept it around as long as they have for a reason.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:33 No. 2018 [ ] Finish it off.
End his pain. Thats all we can do for him.
ShadowMirrorTDRAagent 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:36 No. 2021 [x] Finish it off.
The creature probably fought wanting to die and find peace. Honor it's wish.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:41 No. 2024 ☞ Take its hand
We might need it later
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:42 No. 2026 ▼ File 120966736686.jpg - (111.31KB, 255x288 , RAGE1.jpg)
>>2023 As do I, Anon! As do I!!
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:43 No. 2027 [x] Finish it off.
RUINED MY FUCKING CUPCAKES.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 11:53 No. 2032 ▼ File 120966798485.jpg - (20.28KB, 200x175 , leon.jpg)
>>2024 I see what you did there
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:04 No. 2035 This thing looks so pitiful, it's hacking up blood at an enormous rate now, spluttering and sobbing. You're not quite sure about the biology of how to do this, but you take out your knife and flick the blade open. It looks sharp enough.
You take one step forward, ignoring the youkai's hand and quickly draw your knife across its neck, slitting its throat. Blood gushes from the wound, spraying your face. It dumbly reaches up to feel the hole, fingers fumbling and eyes rolling into the back of its head. It staggers to the side and trips over its own feet.
Before it falls to the ground there is a little flick of motion and you loose a few frames of sight. The next thing you see is the youkai sprawled on the floor with a silver knife jutting neatly from between its eyes.
Sakuya rushes over to you, Meiling is close at her heels.
"Oh oh oh shit." Sakuya sees the blood covering your face and the finger marks round your neck. Her eyes are wide and she looks worried.
"Is that ..." She carefully reaches up to your neck and tries to wipe some of the blood away.
"Ow!" your throat is extremely tender.
"Sorry!"
"No no, it's not my blood, I'm okay." You reassure her.
Meiling pokes the dead youkai with her foot.
"Well, it's dead now." She says. "Sakuya, how did this get out?" She asks.
"Shut up China!" Sakuya whips round to face her. "Go tell the mistress to keep Flandre away from the kitchen for a while, then ... then get back to the gate."
Meiling salutes and hurries off down the corridor. Sakuya turns back to you.
"Are you sure you're okay?"
You nod. "It's just a flesh wound."
"Then stay here for a moment, I have to go deal with something."
Sakuya takes out her pocket watch and clicks a button. Then you're standing in the hall alone again. Apart from the corpse.
[ ] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
[ ] Examine the dead youkai.
[ ] Where the hell did Sakuya go?
[ ] Salvage cupcakes.
[ ] Pass out.
Tetrominon 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:06 No. 2037 [X] Salvage cupcakes.
Because it's the little things that matter most.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:07 No. 2038 [x] Examine the dead youkai.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:08 No. 2039 [ ] Salvage cupcakes.
5 second rule.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:08 No. 2041 [x] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
[x] Examine the dead youkai.
Afterwards, [x] Attempt to salvage the cupcakes.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:09 No. 2042 [X] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
Salvaging cupcakes while dripping with blood is not an ideal course of action
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:10 No. 2043 ☞ Examine the dead youkai.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:10 No. 2044 [ ] Salvage cupcakes.
[ ] Kick the dead youkai for good measure
>"It's just a flesh wound."
Meh, 'tis only a scratch!
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:11 No. 2045 [x] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
and then we can
[x] Attempt to salvage the cupcakes.
Hopefully we can clean up enough to not cake them in blood.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:12 No. 2046 [ ] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
[ ] Salvage cupcakes.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:15 No. 2051 If it weren't for Flan I'd say go right up to Remi's room. I bet Belmont looks delicious right now if you know what I mean.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:18 No. 2053 [x] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
Make ourselves presentable again.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:20 No. 2055 [x] Examine the dead youkai.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:30 No. 2058 Well we have the blood pack so we could rip it open and pour it over ourselves when we get some alone time with Remi.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:44 No. 2060 [x] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:47 No. 2061 [x] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
YAF !nmVOHsTRd. 2008/05/01 (Thu) 12:50 No. 2062 [ ] Salvage cupcakes.
Delicious cupcakes. Must salvage.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:20 No. 2063 I'd say go with cleaning off right now, as one should always try to look presentable for their lady, but then again I think we need a little more to truly clean up and unwind after our little brush with death.
Another bath, perhaps...
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:21 No. 2065 [X] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:21 No. 2066 [x] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
[x] Salvage cupcakes.
Flandre is hungry right?
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:21 No. 2067 Fuck yes, another epic thread once i came back.
Hungry Youkai is doing a great job.
[X] Examine the dead youkai.
Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!WwAwN5BJHj 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:22 No. 2068 [X] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
I suddenly felt that you will die. But I'm glad now!
ALSO NOW I KNOW WHAT IS BEHIND THAT CHAIR IN THE KITCHEN... FOOOD DELICOUS FOOD FOR MISTRESS SAMA!
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:23 No. 2069 [ ] Sit down, clean face, massage throat.
Don't want Flandre to get any ideas, if she suddenly shows up. Also, suspecting that the odd taste in Flandre's chocolate/blood might have been due to it being youkai and not human blood.
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:23 No. 2071 Cupcakes and sit are tied, mixing now.
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:25 No. 2072 Aaaaaaand while I was saying that, sit down overtook it, writing now.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:39 No. 2080 Ok, break this up you two, we don't have the time for this right now. Either you two make up, or there will be no cake for you.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:42 No. 2085 Now now, let us all behave and dont ruin Youkais Thread, cause he deserves it.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:45 No. 2088 [X] Go back to Remilia's room and have them lick off the youkai blood, which gets the loli vampires in absolute horny mode
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:47 No. 2089 You gently lower yourself down to the floor. The adrenaline high from the fight is just starting to wear off and you suddenly feel totally drained, like you could go to sleep right here. You notice how tight your stomach is and register a vague feeling of sickness. Ugh. You feel awful
You try to find something to wipe the blood from your face, eventually just resorting to wiping some of it off on your sleeves. These clothes are going to need a wash and you could do with some time in a bathroom, if not a bath ... no, a shower, you don't feel like swilling in bathwater tinged red with youkai blood. You put your hands up to your neck and test it gently. There are red welts where the fingers were digging in and stuff feels bruised internally, but you don't think there's any permanent damage. You lie back on the floor, absolutely exhausted, closing your eyes.
When you open them again there is a very concerned face filling your vision. You feel like you should jump or be surprised by this but you're just too drained to care how fast Remilia got here.
"Are you alright?" She pokes your throat with a finger. Ow, shit. Why do people keep doing that to wounds anyway?
"I'm fine, it's ..." Then you realize she has one hand on your forehead and the other is now taking your pulse.
"Thankyou Remi, but I'm alright. I think your ... er ... food supply fared a little worse than me." You nod in the direction of the dead youkai as you sit up.
"That's not my food." She says, unsmiling.
"But-"
"It's Flandre's." She lets out a sigh. "And as the Mistress of this house I apologize for letting it get out of control." She looks down, biting her lip.
"I'm sorry." She murmurs.
[ ] "Apology accepted."
[ ] "It nearly fucking killed me!"
[ ] "Don't worry about it."
[ ] "It's okay Remi, I'm fine." Ruffle hair plus hug.
Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!WwAwN5BJHj 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:48 No. 2090 [X] "Don't worry about it."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:50 No. 2091 [X] "Don't worry about it."
We're manly men.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:50 No. 2092 [x] "It's okay Remi, I'm fine." Ruffle hair plus hug.
I'll die of HNNNNNGGGG before she can gouge out my innards.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:50 No. 2093 [X] "It's okay Remi, I'm fine." Ruffle hair plus hug.
My impulses draw me towards ruffling.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:50 No. 2094 [X] "Don't worry about it."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:51 No. 2095 [X] "It's okay Remi, I'm fine." Ruffle hair plus hug.
Oh, I'm sorry! I got some of my mess on you. Now we are both dirty.
Oh well. I guess we'll just have to go get ourselves cleaned off, won't we?
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:51 No. 2096 ☞ "Don't worry about it."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:51 No. 2097 [x] "Don't worry about it."
you can't ruffle her hair. she wears a silly head
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:52 No. 2099 [c] "Don't worry about it."
belmont anon is GAR
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:53 No. 2100 I'd ruffle, but that might not be such a good idea while we're covered in blood. So...
[X] "Apology accepted."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:53 No. 2101 [ ] "Don't worry about it."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:56 No. 2102 ☞ "It's okay Remi, I'm fine." Ruffle hair plus hug.
ShadowMirrorTDRAagent 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:56 No. 2103 [x] "It's okay Remi, I'm fine." Ruffle hair plus hug.
and add some scolding for letting some poor creature or whatever it was that thing live a neverending nightmare in a world of pain. Bad Vampires, now anon has to slap them in their ass as punishment!!!!
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:58 No. 2105 [ ] "Don't worry about it."
lol wut, why ruffle her when we're nasty and covered in blood and shit? BAD END
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 13:58 No. 2107 [X] "Don't worry about it."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:00 No. 2109 [X] "Don't worry about it."
Anonymous of Austria 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:05 No. 2110 [ ] "Don't worry about it."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:06 No. 2112 [x] "Don't worry about it."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:08 No. 2113 [X] "Don't worry about it."
We only ruffle imoutos.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:09 No. 2114 [x] "Don't worry about it."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:20 No. 2115 [ ] "Don't worry about it."
It seems a bit condescending to ruffle her hair at this time.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:44 No. 2118 [x] "Apology accepted."
Come on people. You don't say 'don't worry about it' when the person IS worried. Especially to a female.
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:46 No. 2119 "Don't worry about it."
Remilia looks back up at you.
"I mean seriously, I'm fine. I won and I'm not badly hurt." You say.
Remilia sighs again, then her face breaks into a mischievous grin and she puts her hand on the side of your cheek. You move yours to hold it there, she's leaning closer and you're not sure what-
Then she takes the hand away and laps at some of the blood on it.
"Ugh. As bad as I remember it." She sticks her tongue out and wrinkles her nose in disgust.
"I hate youkai blood." She looks over at the corpse and frowns in thought, then looks back at you with a strange expression on her face.
"How did you manage something like that anyway?
You shrug. You're not really sure how you won either. Remilia stands up and walks over to the corpse.
"Well ..." She peers at its shattered chest.
"My my, you are a strong one aren't you, for a human."
She flashes you a grin over her shoulder.
"Strength can be useful. I sincerely wish you hadn't been forced to display it like this ... but all the same." She says.
You point at the scattered cupcakes. "Sorry about those."
Remilia laughs. "And polite too! Even straight after battle. Hmm."
She's still just looking at you when Sakuya appears in the kitchen doorway.
"Mistress! I'm so sorry!" Sakuya bows to Remilia.
"It was my fault, there was a chink on the inner doors and it was-"
"Sakuya." Remilia interrupts her quietly, gently taking her hand.
Sakuya looks up at her. Then nods and relaxes.
Remilia turns back to you.
"You need a bath, now." She says.
[ ] Ask where the bathroom is.
[ ] Tell her you know the way.
[ ] Ask Sakuya about using the servants bathroom.
[ ] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
*Scorn* !!D4MGD0ZwZl 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:48 No. 2120 [ ] Ask Sakuya about using the servants bathroom.
"Can I get something to eat as well?"
Come on, we must be starving now.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:48 No. 2121 [x] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:49 No. 2123 MUST RESIST [ ] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
Let's go with [X] Tell her you know the way.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:51 No. 2124 [x] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:52 No. 2125 [x] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:53 No. 2127 [ ] Tell her you know the way.
I wanna go for the obvious shoe route, but I must remain steadfast for delicious Remilia/Flandre time.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:53 No. 2128 [x] Ask Sakuya about using the servants bathroom.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:54 No. 2129 [ ] Tell her you know the way.
Not that she doesn't know that already, right?
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:54 No. 2130 [x] Tell her you know the way.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:54 No. 2131 [x] Tell her you know the way.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:55 No. 2132 >"It was my fault, there was a chink on the inner doors and it was-"
Oh no, don't try to blame Meiling for this one!
[X] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:55 No. 2133 [x] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
TO SEE HER REACTION!!!
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:56 No. 2134 [x] Tell her you know the way.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 14:59 No. 2135 [X] Tell her you know the way.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:01 No. 2136 [x] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
ASK! NOTHING TO LOSE!
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:01 No. 2137 [ ] Tell her you know the way.
Well...we do.
ShadowMirrorTDRAagent 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:01 No. 2138 [x] Tell her you know the way.
Looks like the most safe option
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:02 No. 2139 [X] "Okay, just don't make me keep my eyes closed this time."
She can take as many of my shoes as she wants.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:02 No. 2140 [x] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
The reaction is worth the possible bad end.
Tetrominon 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:10 No. 2142 [X] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
Too perfect.
Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!WwAwN5BJHj 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:11 No. 2143 [x] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
I will ask China to guard them..
YAF !nmVOHsTRd. 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:14 No. 2144 [x] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
Goddamnit, I love these shoes. I'd appreciate it if you left them alone, really.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:16 No. 2145 [X] Tell her you know the way.
For some reason i'm not feeling like getting a bad end right now.
Anonymous of Austria 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:17 No. 2146 [X] Tell her you know the way.
Knowing we will use her bathroom, she will either interrupt us or not. If yes, Remilia confirmed. If no, ..that's a very good sign.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:18 No. 2147 [X] Tell her you know the way.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:24 No. 2148 Is there a reason why the shoe comment will kill us or are you all being faggots?
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:28 No. 2150 Know the way won, writing.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:29 No. 2151 [x] "Okay, just don't take my shoes this time."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:29 No. 2152 [x] Tell her you know the way.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:34 No. 2154 [X] Tell her you know the way.
Save the reveal for later.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:42 No. 2157 Come to think of it, we never did learn how our shoe ended up where Flan was sleeping. No matter who took it, I can't see the reason for dropping it off with her.
...still curious why Remi freaked out when she saw Flan with the shoe. That whole scenario was quite odd.
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:48 No. 2158 You get up, giving the youkai corpse a long look.
"Don't worry about that." Sakuya says. "I'll get rid of it, it was my fault in the first place." She vanishes into the kitchen and returns a moment later with a mop and bucket.
"Remi," you say "I think I'll take that bath you mentioned. I know the way to your bathroom already."
Remilia goes bright red as you say this and turns to Sakuya so you can't see her face.
"Sa-Sakuya, would you get him a change of clothes? Take them up to his room and er ... wash the blood out of these ones, please." She gestures towards you but doesn't look at you.
"Go on then." She says.
Not wanting to try your luck further, you head up to her bathroom. A couple of times you forget you're covered in blood and you smear it on a bannister by mistake. Whoops, better apologize for that later. You find Remilia's bathroom, shut the door and strip off without a second thought.
Then you have a bath. Just a bath. No mysterious handjobs, no death threats, no insane and naked youkai trying to kill you. It's kind of relaxing, until you realize you need to drain the bath and re-wash yourself because of the film of blood floating on the water.
As you get out of the bath there is a tap on the door.
"Are you decent in there?"
It's Sakuya.
[ ] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[ ] "Come on in."
[ ] MANLY POSE
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:49 No. 2159 [ ] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:50 No. 2160 [x] Open the door stark naked.
AND THEN
[x] MANLY POSE
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:51 No. 2161 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Don't push it. And you damn well better know what I mean.
Anonymous of Austria 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:52 No. 2162 [ ] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:53 No. 2164 [X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Now's not the time to try anything funny.
Now if it were Remi asking, then by all means the MANLY POSE and naked door answering would be the ways to go.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:53 No. 2165 [X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:54 No. 2167 [X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
DON'T Try your luck with "Manly pose".
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:55 No. 2169 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:55 No. 2170 [ ] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Not this time around.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:58 No. 2175 >there was a chink on the inner doors
i lol'd.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 15:59 No. 2176 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:00 No. 2177 [X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[X] "Come on in."
[X] MANLY POSE
obvious combo is obvious
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:02 No. 2179 [ ] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[ ] "Come on in."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:03 No. 2180 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[x] "Come on in."
[x] MANLY POSE
Seconding. Too good of an oppurtunity to pass up.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:09 No. 2181 [X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[X] "Come on in."
[X] MANLY POSE
Changing my vote to this. Just for fun.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:09 No. 2182 [X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Manly pose is for Remilia only.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:10 No. 2183 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Tetrominon 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:10 No. 2184 [X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[X] MANLY POSE
[X] "Come on in."
Too perfect.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:11 No. 2185 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[x] "Come on in."
'Cause bloodba^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Belmonymous has already got on Sakuya's nerves once today.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:13 No. 2186 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:19 No. 2188 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[x] "Come on in."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:30 No. 2189 >you forget you're covered in blood and you smear it on a bannister by mistake. Whoops, better apologize for that later.
This totally won't bite us in the ass later.
[x] Ask Sakuya if she could clean up the blood smear before Flandre gets to it.
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/05/01 (Thu) 16:54 No. 2192 Sorry to leave everyone hanging, but I think that's it for tonight. I'm rushing to do a dozen other things before I sleep and squeezing the writing out between them is just going to butcher the story.
Also, sorry to say this, but I won't have regular internet access again until Monday night. There will probably be some updates but they will be very few and far between. Back in full next week.
Anonymaster 2008/05/01 (Thu) 17:03 No. 2193 In light of that, we need to make this the most popular.
[X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[X] MANLY POSE
[X] "Come on in."
And dammit anon, retracting my previous statement it was obviously Remi who jacked us and then took our shoe, we need to confront her about it. Unless Hungry's gonna make it overly complicated and have it so that while Remi was in with us someone took the shoe meaning they were probably eavesdropping, which Remi noticed hence why she shat herself when she saw Flandre with the shoe.
That's my guess, anyway.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 18:19 No. 2195 Holy shit, you guys might be geniuses
[X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[X] MANLY POSE
[X] "Come on in."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 18:49 No. 2196 [X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[X] "Come on in."
Sakuya isn't coming in only to give us our clothes; she would've just left them outside. And if she wanted to see our manly form, she would just use time stop.
This means she needs to discuss something with us privately, possibly Belmont-related. Flexing your muscles is a good way to get her to sigh, drop the clothes, and leave.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 19:00 No. 2197 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[x] "Come on in."
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 21:42 No. 2201 I use my vote to cancel out a [x] manly pose...
ಠ_ಠ
Jerl !Qj7OhFhEyA 2008/05/01 (Thu) 21:46 No. 2202 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[x] "Come on in."
[x] MANLY POSE
Screw information, we don't need it.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 22:08 No. 2203 ▼ File 120970492480.jpg - (206.73KB, 600x478 , 1200552193518.jpg)
Ha ha ha, wow. I just finished reading all of the "SDM: LA" in one go. I haven't had this much fun in a great long while now. My hat is off to all of the anon that dodged the numerous... no, "Numerous" with a capital N, BAD ENDs up until now. Even the sole BAD END hence far was satisfying; all things considered it made sense and was a unform gaffe by anon in general.
Hungry merits further acclaim for spot-on characterization and narrative style. Much obliged, good sir.
Anonymous 2008/05/01 (Thu) 22:16 No. 2204 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[x] "Come on in."
Changing my vote from some number I deleted and forgot about.
Sakuya !jOmBcI54aU!!WwAwN5BJHj 2008/05/02 (Fri) 00:06 No. 2205 [X] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[X] "Come on in."
Oh no, I've overslept the last 'Youkai's post'.
There are two options of Sakuya's reactions:
1. she totally ignores the fact that you are naked (I don't believe this will happen)
2.she will blush and she shuts the door or she will give you extra services..
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 00:35 No. 2206 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[x] "Come on in."
I also use my vote to negate one "MANLY POSE" vote. Please no.
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 03:05 No. 2208 [ ] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[ ] "Come on in."
Also willing to negate one of those "MANLY POSE" votes. what the hell guys
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 04:53 No. 2213 Then it's simple. We just apologize to her when she comes in about being such a bother to her.
Cue dere-dere padio.
*Scorn* !!D4MGD0ZwZl 2008/05/02 (Fri) 05:23 No. 2215 I don't think Sakuya is trying to assassinate us guys, test perhaps but not murder.
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 06:49 No. 2217 DO IT
[x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[x] "Come on in."
[x] MANLY POSE
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 06:58 No. 2219 ▼ File 120973672286.jpg - (41.38KB, 306x600 , 120872971111.jpg)
>>2218 >MANLY POSE >faggotry Lol whut? How can you say this looks faggy you fag
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 07:34 No. 2223 [x] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[x] "Come on in."
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 08:24 No. 2227 ▼ File 120974185099.jpg - (27.75KB, 93x97 , yaranaika.jpg)
Cirno Champion 2008/05/02 (Fri) 08:50 No. 2228 Only because it won't win...
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
[ ] Open the door stark naked.
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 10:17 No. 2229 Shame that it's not Remilia at the door.
We could have told her we're in the middle of something, but if she wanted to she could come in and lend us a hand.
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 11:29 No. 2232 ▼ File 120975297069.jpg - (76.81KB, 565x333 , rin_bashful.jpg)
>>2211 >We probably went over the line with that "Nice ass" comment, and now she has reasons to erase us. Of course not. She left us a note instead of letting her knives talk for themselves, like she has before. She wrote "bloodbag" and then remembered she didn't want to call us that, got even more flustered over that fact and crossed it out angrily. Then she didn't bother writing anything else, so it just said "Shut up."
That might be the most tsundere thing I've EVER SEEN.
Anonymous 2008/05/02 (Fri) 12:04 No. 2236 ▼ File 120975506631.png - (12.63KB, 150x181 , 1186509194958.png)
Komachi Onozuka !Lazy/Yg3N. 2008/05/02 (Fri) 14:04 No. 2238 [ ] Wrap a towel around yourself first.
[ ] "Come on in."
