[x] I am the bone of my sword...

[x] Catgirl Yoyo solves everything!

[x]I am a spider, spreading his web in the darkness..

Only an ignorant fool won't know this line.

[x] I am the bone of my sword...

Let's fight some guy who is in fact ourselves from the future coming back to the past to kill us so he won't be himself in the future!

Wait a minute, you HATE Yebisu!

It therefore... CANNOT be a clue!

The catgirl is screaming loudly. Of course it would be loud. She's screaming. You're less than sixty feet from the rocks below. Seeing the grappling hook, you contemplate awesomeness by using said catgirl as a pick, but decide against it. She might lead you to the Lost City of Kamina City Which Was Once Lost one day, perhaps! The possibility of using her as a yo-yo is thrown out the window when you realise you're much more awesome than that.

Maybe.

'Of course, I must be more awesome than to use such a fine future asset as a Yo-yo!'

'Eh?'

Oh, she's so moe~!

'Don't fret, my darling future loli cat asset, I shall GAR us to safety!'

'EH?!'

And fifty feet from the bottom, you begin.

The women above are screaming obscenities; one of them is crying her eyes out as she launches her blue fireballs at you.

'I am the bone of my sword.'

Forty-five feet. The catgirl loli is scratching you and screaming and crying. She must be worried you would be hurt! No! You cannot let her worry; catgirl loli is future asset and to be protected as such!

'Steel is my body and fire is my blood.'

Forty-feet. Catgirl loli is begging you to release her. It must be because she doesn't want you to see her cry! It's so sweet of her...

'I have created over a thousand blades.'

Thirty-five feet. Catgirl loli bites you. How she must love you so~!

'Unknown to Death.'

Thirty feet. The yaoi anime is revealed to be Boku no Pico. That probably explains the slight amnesia.

'Nor known to Life.'

Twenty-five feet. The woman above you that was crying apparently has nine tails. Your pants become too tight. It only further proves that you are manly.



'Have withstood pain to create many weapons.'

Twenty feet. The rocks and water below seem to tremble before you.

'Yet, those hands will never hold anything.'

Fifteen feet. The crying woman comes for you. She must have noticed how hot you were!

'So, as I pray.'

Ten feet. Your chant is complete.

'CATGIRL JETPACK WORKS!'

...And turns catgirl loli into a rocket booster, complete with Final Fusion Music.

'CHEN~!'

...Which propels you into a headbutt with said nine-tailed woman.

BANG!

Your consciousness fades quickly, But not quickly enough. You have one last action to do. It is all-important and imperative to be completed.

You also need more cowbell.

[ ] YEEEAAAAH~!
[ ] Catgirl loli needs a new name.
[ ] Pants are overrated.
[ ] Attempt reconfiguration of common sense.

[x] Attempt reconfiguration of common sense.

GARliness is no excuse for violating common sense.

Heh, GARliness. Gnarliness. GNARLY, DUDES! Gah!

Damn...

[x] Catgirl loli needs a new name.

Rename her. Chen? Pah.

[x] YEEEAAAAH~!
[x] Catgirl loli needs a new name.

Double voting, unless they mean two different things that wouldn't make sense together, in which case just go with YEEEAAAAH

[x] YEEEAAAAH~!
[x] Catgirl loli needs a new name.

[X] YEEEAAAAH~!

Where's our one-liner? We need a one-liner.

Also, this is interesting, starting in a crazy awesome position.

So how did we get in this position?

Also Ran is going to kill us 1000 times, 941 of which will hurt.

Putting a real Email address in the Email field is a very bad idea.

Like, you can expect bots and spiders to get your address and spam it.

The best idea is just to leave the Email field blank.

>Real E-mail
>Guy Fawkes shit
>Lots of memes

Watch yourself, bro.

[X] YEEEAAAAAH~!
[X] Catgirl loli needs a name

The raging eyes of said nine-tailed woman say it all. Your hiney-senses tingle in recognition. Either this woman was a very dangerous assassin or a Yaoi fangirl of the highest order. She might even be both! Your consciousness is fading faster and faster, the thick skull of said woman has done considerable damage to your own, and that was saying a lot!

Her face contorts with the utmost hate, and you come to the conclusion... that catgirl loli needs a new name. It was of the utmost importance, of the utmost priority of the utmost immediate attention. Also, you think that the word “utmost” will never be overrated. Like cottage cheese. And pink bazookas. They just need a chance.

'RAN-SHAMA~!'

'CHEN~!'

You quickly deduce that these two must have Pokemon Syndrome and the names are terrible. You decide to rename the fox-tailed woman too, while you're at it. Maybe tomorrow. You wonder if Gundam Heavyarms is legally taken. It'd make an awesome name.

'Catgirl loli, you are now known as Ranka Lee!'

They stare blankly. Poor lower life-forms. The internet must be slow in their area. Undeterred, you continue in mid-fall.

'Nyanroll is demanded! Make it so!'

'LIKE HELL I WILL!'

Foxtail girl tries to claw you with both hands. You know Kung-Fu. You show her.

POW!

Okay, you don't know Kung Fu. You can just punch really, really hard. Which is almost as good for Kung-Fu. Your left swing meets both her hands, which seem to have long fingernails. You almost frown. Apparently, long fingernails are a turn-off for you, because your pants no longer feel tight. Your train of thought travels to the pair of fox-ears she's sporting. To the tails. And back to the fingernails.

Not sure if want.

You vow to love her and make beautiful children together anyway, whether she wants it or not.

It might be legal here.

Then again, it seems as though the water and jagged stones would interfere with any further progression.

As the three of you plummeted to the rocks below, your left elbow and hand in an awesome deadlock with said claws, your expression turns into a perfect deadpan.

'Looks like this relationship...'

You pull out black sunglasses from nowhere.

'Is off to a rocky start.'

YEEEEEAAAAAHHH~!

SPLASH!

Ah, someone said Chimichanga...

[ ] No, they didn't.
[ ] Yes, they did.
[ ] Spoons beat forks for WWE Championship.
[ ] Attempt purge of foreign substances wthin your network of veins, organs and bloodstream.

This is fucking awful.

>>125393
That's just, like, your opinion man.

[X] No, they didn't.

>>125393
I would like to thoroughly second this opinion, opinion though it may be.

>>125393
Where's /blue/ when you need them?

>>125431

I would like to third it.

>>125393
>>125431
>>125464
I support this motion and request this thread to be deleted, the writer to be flogged and sent to a reeducation camp.

[x] No, they didn't.
>>125479
Aww. And just when I started enjoying this too

>>125393
>>125479
Maybe its all an elaborate troll.

>>125482
Always thinking on the bright side of things, Anon.

>>125483
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0

>>125482

Well, it is fairly well written, considering its content. Still needs to die.

Oh, c'mon guys. Can't we just roll with it as a shits and giggles story? Like the previous anon said, it written fairly good.

>>125493
You missed the point where he said it still needs to die.
If you want shits and giggles go to /b/.

>>125493

Samefaggotry means we've been trolled for sure.

Consensus on thread purge?

>>125502
Fire away, Cap'n.

>>125502

Do it.

>>125502
PURGE THE UNCLEAN

Whats so bad about this? As compared to say joe?

>>125507

It exists. If you don't like Joe, you can suggest it be killed too, but this definitely needs to go.

>>125507
Joe's pretty stupid too, but it A) doesn't abuse memes/LOL RANDUM at quite the breakneck pace of this shit, and B) is on /border/, where I have a much easier time ignoring it.

>is on /border/, where I have a much easier time ignoring it.
This. To be fair, it is stupid but not total shit. In the beginning it even used to be somehow good. And even now it has sometimes some lines and sentences that could be considered somewhat good.

fuck I forgot my sage and bumped the thread

>>125517
I liked it until Joe started sexing up everything BUT his beloved and faithful wife. Now I'm just ashamed to see the story continue, as the anon who wrote in the "marry her immediately" option in the first place.

This story though, why does it even exist.

>>125542
most of that was incidental and not to say quality time wasn't spent with Yuuka.

Joe's rather entertaining, this not so much.

No.