This was going to happen sooner, but you kept picking the right (or wrong, depending on who you ask) options.
[ X ] ARGREFARBLEWTF! IS! HAPPENING!
Instincts downloaded into your skull kick in, and you strap on a solid battlearmour while mentally you prepare to converse with the priestess. As you stare into the reflection of your helmet's visor, it begins to dawn on you what you are about to do, and how.
... The realisation of how utterly absurd your situation is, finally, finally begins to hammer home. This can't be happening. Violations of common sense abound, this can't be happening. Blue fairy winged girls and ravens with photocamera's dance around your vision.
This. Cannot. Be. Happening.
Oh god. You're in section 8. It's the only thing that makes sense. After five years of non-stop warfare, you've snapped. Totally flipped that pancake. Woohoo!
A moment later your helmet bounces off against the wall of your cabin. Fuck that, you lose your sanity in style! They want some, come and get it! Stripping off the body armour, you grab your ceremonial gear. A shiny black greatcoat with red highlights and matched peaked cap go over your plugsuit, a wide belt strapping the fluttering fabric tightly around your hips. The apparel has only a little gold, small bands on your shoulders to indicate your rank. It is elegant in it's simplicity, making you look official while preserving you totally ready for piloting should the need arise. Hand on your side, resting on the hilt of a ceremonial sabre, you make quite the dashing appearance, if you say so yourself.
You appear on the deck, just below the conning tower and above proton cannons. Your mad grin is lost to the trio who are poking one of your destroyer's legs.
"Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Ye did a good job of sinking me ship, now to face the captain! ARR-"
Your pirate tirade is interrupted courtesy of yet another one of those damnable paper seals hitting you square in the face. Limbs flailing you fall on your rump.
"Mmph mh hmm mfmhm!" you curse trying and failing to get it off. A flutter of paper draws your attention to the shrine maiden flying up to you.
"Who the hell are you?" she asks, obvioulsy mad.
"Hm hmm mmf hmmphf mphf." you reply eloquently. Without further ado she rips the paper roughly off your lips.
"I'm the madman who made you up as a figment of his imagination?" you try again. Reimu palms her face.
"Let me guess, outsider?" the miko asks.
"Probably? This is my subconscious, so I think I would be." you reply, stretching your brain. You have never lived in the woods much, maybe the whole natural paradise thing is a subconscious way of telling you you want to go out more?
"Not like that, this is Gensokyo, the-"
"Whoa, wait thar! Cirno gave me a rundown on that already. I ain't buying it. Impossible. I've gone mad and right now I'm probably kept in a padded cell somewhere, so spare me the whole cryptic bullshit and just tell me what I need to know to get out of this place." you interrupt. Reimu shrugs.
"You'd need permission from me and Yukari, but given you're a Youkai you're not going to be able to survive for long out there." she explains.
"Sounds like I need to embark on a long swashbuckling adventure full of new insights and personal development to find this lass. " you surmise. Cirno flutters over, looking down the still open hatch.
"Actually you can just wait at my place and I'll call her over." Reimu says. You open your mouth. Close it again.
"Gap lady is a meanie too to people she doesn't know, you'll like her." the ice fairy adds.
"Oy!" you protest, before turning back to Reimu. "You certain there will be no swashbuckling?" you say.
"Not unless you start any." she replies.
"Very well, lead the way then." you say, making a half bow. Reimu lifts off from the deck, and you casually walk after her, not even hesitating as you reach the edge of the
Hammer. Since this is your subconscious, flying should be a piece of pie if you concentrate hard enough. At least, that how you think lucid dreaming works.
A forceful re-acquantance with the ground later, you're forced to re-eveluate that assessment. Your legs absorb the impact, forcing the air out of your lungs in a painful grunt. Hm, Aya's gone apparently. Didn't even say good bye or anything.
"Are you okay?" Reimu asks from above, a tinge of worry obvious in her voice.
"Underestimated myself a little, that's all." you say massaging your calves. The reinforced artificial muscle seems to be in working order, but you prefer to check hands on. All fine. You look up.
"I'm good, let's go." you say, and start running. Even with the flapping coat dragging you back and your legs power limited to facilitate repair, you can manage a decent 40 kilometres an hour on foot.
[ ] Yell at Cirno not to touch anything.
[ ] Meh, not like anything can be done without power and with the hatch locked.
[ ] Invite the Ice Fairy along.
>>162637 Yes, I would. Honestly half the time I'm staring at the screen not able to type anything that satisfies me. The I get frustrated for a period before returning.