Sweet! You're back!

[x] Let Keine continue

We asked. Let her continue.

[X] "Actually, it's more like billions now..."

Let's give her a little shock.

[ ] Let Keine continue

I can't help but think of the disappointment that will follow when Keine realizes we are not very good at history.

[ ] "Actually, it's more like billions now..."

[x] "Actually, it's more like billions now..."

As a teacher, I'm sure Keine would rather us correct any faulty info she has than let her live in ignorance.

[x] "Actually, it's more like billions now..."

[ ] "Actually, it's more like billions now..."

Am writing like the motherfucking fist of the north star, guys. You WILL recieve a reply as soon as the seventh vote is reached. Fuck yeah.

[ ] "Actually, it's more like billions now...

[X] "Actually, it's more like billions now..."

>>16500

Guess what? Billions won.

[x] "Actually, it's more like billions now..."

Yeah, I guess we can let her know about the stuff we know for sure about the world.

“Oh, wow.” Keine breathes. You definitely have her rapt attention. “That’s amazing! How could so many people survive, however? There couldn’t be that much room! Wouldn’t they fall off the world? What have they done in that time?” Breaking quite firmly out of any shyness, she pelts you with the questions eagerly, taking an interest.


[ ] “The world is round, Keine.”

[ ] “Well, several new landmasses were discovered.”

[ ] “I’d have to show you it all for you to believe it... Do you want to see out there, Keine?”

[ ] “Trying to get something out of me early? I told you and Mokou I’d tell all about it later; please, continue.”

>>16505

[ ] “The world is round, Keine.”

[ ] “Well, several new landmasses were discovered.”

[ ] “I’d have to show you it all for you to believe it... Do you want to see out there, Keine?”

all of above

>>16505

[ ] “The world is round, Keine.”

[X] “The world is round, Keine.”

Fall off?

Yeah, uh, if she thinks the world is flat, we should definitely correct her.

>>16505

[X]The world is round Keine

[x] “Well, several new landmasses were discovered.”

"The world is round" response kinda makes Anon sound like an ass. Same with the last choice.

[x] “The world is round, Keine.”

[X] “The world is round, Keine.”
[X] “Well, several new landmasses were discovered.”

MULTI-CHOICE PICKING!

[X] “The world is round, Keine.”

How does one elegantly explain gravity here?

[X] “The world is round, Keine.”
[X] “Well, several new landmasses were discovered.”
[X] “I’d have to show you it all for you to believe it... Do you want to see out there, Keine?”

All of the Above?

[ ] “I’d have to show you it all for you to believe it... Do you want to see out there, Keine?”

this option...it was made for me

Somewone posted a link to this on /jp/ yet?

World is round won, if we count the multi choice.


“How could that be?” Keine blinks, and then frowns in thought at the idea, squinting her brown eyes a bit in concentration at nothing in particular; probably a small habit of hers. “Everyone knows the world is flat, you must be wrong.” But there is a note of uncertainty as she awaits your reply; this is probably absolutely fascinating to her.


[ ] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

[ ] “I’ll do so back at the house, Keine, please, go on with what you were saying earlier.

[ ] “Whatever you want to believe...”

[ ] “Can I ask you something else?”

>>16505
{x]"The world is round, Keine."

[Z] “I’d have to show you it all for you to believe it... Do you want to see out there, Keine?”

[x] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

[ ] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

TRY TO SOUND SMART, ANON

[X] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

[ ] “I’ll do so back at the house, Keine, please, go on with what you were saying earlier.

>>16521

[x] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

Even Gensokyo has seen a magnet.

[ ] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

[x] “I’ll do so back at the house, Keine, please, go on with what you were saying earlier.

Yeah, let her continue. We're going off on a tangent here. We asked about her, dammit.

“Do you mean to say,” asked Caspian, “that you three come from a round world (round like a ball) and you’ve never told me! It’s really too bad for you. Because we have fairy-tales in which there are round worlds and I always loved them. I never believed there were any real ones. But I’ve always wished there were and I’ve always longed to live in one. Oh, I’d give anything…If only I had the chance! It must be exciting to live on a thing like a ball. Have you ever been to the parts where people walk about upside-down?”

Edmund shook his head. “And it isn’t like that,” he added. “There’s nothing particularly exciting about a round world when you’re there.”

[x] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

[X] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

Good Anon, you sound like an asshole.

>>16521

[x] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

>>16533
>Good Anon, you sound like an asshole.

Sounds like anon alright.

[x] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

>We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now

Thats not even true, really.

>>16519

Someone mentioned it in a reply. I imagine most of /jp/ is filtering here.

[x] “Explain where the water goes, then. Trust me, Keine, we’ve explored the whole world. We’re even expanding off the planet to the stars now.”

WITH YOUR HORNS AND MY WIKIPEDIA WE MAKE AN EXCELLENT TEAM

“That’s impossible! Are there places where people walk upside down? It seems ludicrous, I mean, how would people walk properly, and- But- You absolutely have to explain more!” She grabs you by the hand, taking you off guard by her sudden decisive action and she looks like a woman with a PURPOSE. “Come on, Mokou! We’re taking the shortcut!” She declares, walking off the normal path... With you in tow.

“What? Jeez, Keine. What got into you? You’re aware that route’s a pain to go through, not to mention being harassed by Youkai...”

“The pursuit of the history outside of Gensokyo waits for nobody! Come on!”

“Yay, Adventure!” Cirno shouts happily, eager to flutter along; the walking had been getting terrible boring to her, anyways.


[ ] “What are you, the Indiana Jones of Gensokyo?”

[ ] Be silent

[ ] “Uh, I don’t think this is a wise idea.”

[ ] “WOO ADVENTURE!”

[ ] “SPRING IS HERE!”

[ ] “WOO ADVENTURE!”

[Z] “SPRING IS HERE!”

[X] “WOO ADVENTURE!”

Better break any trust she had into us being sane and smart so it won't be a dissapointment for her later.

[ ] “Uh, I don’t think this is a wise idea.”

[ ] “SPRING IS HERE!”

[ ] “WOO ADVENTURE!”

[ ] “WOO ADVENTURE!”

[x] Be silent

[x] “SPRING IS HERE!”

DO IT DO IT

[ ] “SPRING IS HERE!”
c'mon~ Lily white, Lily white, no whammy, Lily white.
Alternatively, a Lily Black is fine too.

[ ] “Uh, I don’t think this is a wise idea.”

[X] “SPRING IS HERE!”

This option will be gone eventually. Doesn't Anon wish to explore it?

>>16540

[x] “WOO ADVENTURE!"

COME ON CIRNO LET'S TEACH THEM WHO'S THE SMARTEST IN GENSOKYO

[x] “SPRING IS HERE!”

IT IS TIME

[x] “SPRING IS HERE!”

Lily White route.

[X] “SPRING IS HERE!”

>>16551>>16553>>16550

We chose that option already. She will come.

[ ] “SPRING IS HERE!”

Spring won. Game over, man. Game over.

Can't we yell both "WOO ADVENTURE" and "SPRING IS HERE" ?

>>16540

[ ] Ask if we can go flying
or
[ ] Be silent

Now that people are here, to the pain- I mean, to 10.

>>16563

Argh!

[ ] “SPRING IS HERE!”

then WOO ADVENTURE.

>>16560
;_;

Damn it, Anon. Just when things were going SO good...

Spring is sprung
Fall has fell
Summer is here
and its hotter than
it was last summer

[ ] “SPRING IS HERE!”

when this option appears THAT often, GM obviously planned something

>>16565

NOW spring won. Maybe Keine's newfound fervor will keep us alive. So as I pray...

[x] "WOO ADVENTURE"

When you know something bad is going to happen, it's best to get it over with quickly, right?

Like tearing off a scab.

>>16568

Yeah, a gruesome bad end.

>when this option appears THAT often, GM obviously planned something

Mayhaps a BAD END?

[X] “WOO ADVENTURE!”

We don't have any continues, remember?

>>16563
You did not just refrence princess bride.

[x] “I’ll do so back at the house, Keine, please, go on with what you were saying earlier.

Can't help but say the whole "water" comment smacks of typical Anon arrogance; guess that's why it'll win.

>>16574

We have one left. Gonna win another one at Day 5.

If we ever reach it.

>>16576

BETTER SLOW DOWN THERE SLOWPOKE

>>16577
WRONG!!! We'll die if we are killed.

[x] Be silent

[X] “WOO ADVENTURE!”

>>16540
[X] “WOO ADVENTURE!”
Fuck not having an continues left, we'll make our own through our hot-blooded determination.

>>16575
thats not a bad thing.

>>16576
>Can't help but say the whole "water" comment smacks of typical educated 21st century arrogance; guess that's why it'll win.

>>16579

Eh? I though we still had one left.

7 minutes, soup break

>>16585

Three deaths. Assuming we had three continues, we're out.

this long pause bothers me

after the other posts came in quick intervals, suddenly this break
something epic is coming up

>>16585
>>16577
Jesus H Christ there's on of you in every single thread.
1-swimming in lake
2-pulling a fast one on Meilin
3-Laked due to failure at Meilin route

Now leave.

>>16589

Well, that's a chunk of wasted effort typing that in the email field.

>>16582
We'd better get to working on that doubledamnquick, then, 'cuz here comes the danmaku express.

>>16588
's because no choices have made it to 10 yet.

>>16591
Stress relief.

>>16591
When Anonymous is angry, he sages. It's tradition. Or more like instinct by now, really.

>>16593

spring has 11 votes

>>16593

Spring has 11 I believe.

>>16593

Spring is Here hit ten at >>16565

>>16596
Damn. It does. Where the hell did I learn how to count?

>>16593
[X] "WOO ADVENTURE!"

Just in case you're right.

1 >>16543
2 >>16546
3 >>16550
4 >>16551
5 >>16553
6 >>16555
7 >>16556
8 >>16557
9 >>16559
10 >>16565

>>16601

FUCKING SECONDED

I was distracted by quoting yet another badass movie...
For those who would get it...
"You're going to back stab him?" "Yeah." "With a fucking siege weapon?" "Uh-huh!" "... There has got to be a rule against this."


"Hey, I have a friend that says that all the time you know! Cirno chirps as you all march off into the underbrush, with Mokou giving you a slightly weirded out look. "She loves spring, and she tells lots of people about it, only she's really bad at talking so she shows them with lots of pretty colors, and magic, and it's really pretty you should meet her some time you know!" She grins, hovering next to you as Keine seems blind to all in pursuit of returning home to hear the story.


[ ] "I'd love to meet her!"

[ ] "This is the best adventure ever, Cirno! Tell me more!"

[ ] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

[ ] "Hey, Mokou, you going to look dumbfounded or hurry up?"

>>16604

[ ] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

DONT FUCK THIS UP ANON

[x] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

>>16604
[ ] "I'd love to meet her!"

[ ] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

As much as I like Lily.. Keine is just too delicious.

>>16605
>>DONT FUCK THIS UP ANON

[x] "Hey, Mokou, you going to look dumbfounded or hurry up?"

We owe her an insult from earlier.

[X] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

[x] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

[X] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

GM is merciful. More so than we honestly deserve.

[ ] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

fuck meeting lily, she is not that interesting

[ ] "This is the best adventure ever, Cirno! Tell me more!"
*Blatantly indulging our imouto*

Christ, Anon is in KEINE MODO.

[x] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

>>16604
>>16615
I've noticed that history teachers have a tendency to be awesome.

[x] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

[Z] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

[X] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

Let's not get sidetracked, but at least tell Cirno "Maybe some other time" or something.

>>16615

delicious teacher, I must make sweet love to it

if there is ever going to be sex in WUIG

>>16618
Agreed, and none of the "bawww Keinefags bawww" crowd have shown up yet.

[X] "How much farther through this way, Keine!"

>>16615

And you WILL NOT deny us our sweet Keine!



...please?

>>16621
>if there is ever going to be sex in WUIG
No. Never.

Also, dammit Keinefags.

>>16622
Actually, I'd prefer Meiling, but delicious teacher is just fine too.

>>16625

Well said.

>>16622
bawww Keinefags bawww!

Actually since I got my Reisen fix in MiG I'm more comfortable letting the Keinefags have their way.

I'm glad spring won, it's about goddamn time.

[ ] "This is the best adventure ever, Cirno! Tell me more!"

I'm not treating this as a route for romance, per se, but I just can't leave that whole "he dislikes me because of the hakutaku form" thing left unresolved.

"About 5 minutes, but hold on tight. We have to get past the man eating plants, they can be a hassle. But they're usually quiescent..." Keine replies offhanded to you as you all bowl onwards through the brush, your clothing occasionally getting caught in brambles and twigs as you pant with some exaustion. You were already weary from the journey. Somehow you can remember going through the way, but it's like a feverish haze.


[ ] "MAN EATING PLANTS?!"

[ ] "Slow down, Keine!"

[ ] "AWESOME!"

[ ] Be silent

>>16621

No sex.
It will be an cockblock where it's skipped over.

>>16630
[X] "MAN EATING PLANTS?!"

Yuka?

[x] "AWESOME!"

>>16630
[ ] "AWESOME!"

Doesn't afraid of anything

[ ] "MAN EATING PLANTS?!"
We don't lack that much survival instinct, do we?

[Z] "AWESOME!"
Anon is a danger junkie.

>>16630

[x] "AWESOME!"

Where's that retarded picture when you need it?

Whoa, whoa, hang on. Man-eating plants... scenery looks familiar... We're headed back through the suzuran field, aren't we?

[X] "AWESOME!"

[x] Let's jsut fly the rest of the way.

HOLD US AGAINST YOUR CHEST, KEINE

>>16630
>man eating plants

[ ] "AWESOME!"

Good thing we`re not a man, eh Anon?


... oh, wait.

[X] "MAN EATING PLANTS?!"
I think they're forgetting we can't do things like shoot fire from our orifices.

[ ] "MAN EATING PLANTS?!"

[ ] "Slow down, Keine!"

[ ] "MAN EATING PLANTS?!"

This is for the Keine fags.

[X] Be silent

I would think slowing down a little would be a good idea, lest we either get separated from everyone and lost somehow (though that might be unlikely depending on just how good a grip Keine has on us right now). And frankly, after our time in the SDM, there is something seriously wrong with us if we're suddenly afraid of getting killed by plants.

Just shut up and let the nice teacher lady lead us through a rather dangerous place.
She will NOT be denied.

>"We have to get past the man eating plants, they can be a hassle. But they're usually quiescent..."

Except the plants tend to become restless and aggressive if they hear loud noises. Like someone shouting "AWESOME!"

[x] Be silent

[x] METAL GEAR!?

>>16649
Not to worry, we've got THE STORNGEST watching our back!

[X] "AWESOME!"

[x] "MAN EATING PLANTS?!"

>>16649
It's a plant, how can it hear anything? It's probably sensitive to vibrations or body heat, perhaps it lures prey with a sweet sent.

So basically, walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm. Cirno has the heat problem down.

Although if it is the sweet sent I do worry (9) ball is going to fly off following the sent and straight into a plant's maw.

>>16615

Because we can actually be USEFUL to someone, for change.

>>16630

[x] "AWESOME!"

We are reckless and in desperate need of her protection.

>>16656
Actually, plants do react to vibrations in the air caused by screaming/song.

>>16656

I control the lolis, I control the universe!

>>16656
This plant will kill you and eat your family. I guarantee it.

Still no winners.

[x] AWESOME is close, at 8 votes, however.

>>16660
in that case...

[X] LISTEN TO MY SONG!

>>16656

Anon the Plant Expert

[x] "AWESOME!"

>>16660
Is that so?

>>16662

CHAOS FRUIT STANDS FOR PROGRESS!

>>16665
Skill Focus: Knowledge (botany)

>>16668
well, there's a feat slot you'll never see again.

>>16668

More liek Skill Focus: Knowledge (Wikipedia) amirite?

[x] AWESOME

>>16671

I do believe we have a winner.

This will be awesome

>>16672
AWESOME.

>>16673
in b4 yotsuba.

>>16672

AWESOME!

I think I like this side of Keine.
She's so...forceful.

AWESOME!

I like where this thread is going!

>>16677
Obviously, history makes her wet.

ANONYMOUS, ANONYMOUS, TELL ME ABOUT THE GREAT PROLETARIAN CULTURAL REVOLUTION HARDER

7 minutes. GM just left

>>16679
sause plox?

>>16684
Probably Parasyte/Kiseijū. Never read it, but that kinda shit happens all the time from what I've seen.

>>16681

Well, Keine, you see, The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution in the People's Republic of China was a struggle for power within the Communist Party of China that manifested into wide-scale social, political, and economic chaos, which grew to include large sections of Chinese society and eventually brought the entire country to the brink of civil war.

It was launched by Mao Zedong, the Chairman of the Communist Party of China, on May 16, 1966, officially as a campaign to rid China of its "liberal bourgeoisie" elements and to continue revolutionary class struggle. It is widely recognized, however, as a method to regain control of the party after the disastrous Great Leap Forward led to a significant loss of Mao's power to rivals Liu Shaoqi and Deng Xiaoping, and would eventually manifest into waves of power struggles between rival factions both nationally and locally.

Although Mao himself officially declared the Cultural Revolution to have ended in 1969, the term is today widely used to also include the period between 1969 and the arrest of the Gang of Four in 1976.

Now could you please put some clothes on? I can`t quite focus on history if you`re naked like that.

>>16681
Before we know it, she will be on our laps, ready to rape the hell out of uss.

but hey, can't rape the whilling

Besides, a woman can't rape a man unless she is fat, ugly or over 40

>>16684
'Shop of a frame from "Parasyte". He's not really that enthused, since his girlfriend is sitting right next to him. In a crowded restaurant.

>>16688
Wow, I never finished reading that. Guess I need to go back and finish it. it seems to get awesome somewhere along the line.

Also:

"... And that is that."
"I am quite sure I saw him before that. He was very polite."
"I took care of him-"

"Now, now. How jealous. I haven't met him yet, but I'm willing to share. Besides, neither of you could know where he's been..."
"?!"
"!?"
A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>>Now could you please put some clothes on? I can`t quite focus on history if you`re naked like that.

DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT.
If the lady wants to be naked while we tell her about the history of the outer world, then LET HER.

>>16690
*gasp!!*

>>16690
...Whut?

>>16690

OH SHI--

>>16690
uh oh.

>>16690
if this means a suwako route, i'm all for it.

>>16690
can it be flandre tiem nao again?

Damnit, I see where this is going.

Keine is going to lose us, we're going to face off with a man-eating plant, and Sanae will show up and rescue our asses.

>>16690
FUCK YEAH, LOVE QUADRANGLE(?)

>>16699

i believe the word you're looking for is 'square'.

>>16699
...
That would be a square.

>>16700
or possibly rectangle. or diamond? rhombus? kite? trapezium?

>>16698
I don't know. The part about:
>>Besides, neither of you could know where he's been...
is a little...troubling.

Who would know where we've "been" despite never having actually met us, inside or outside Gensokyo?

Who I wonder, who I wonder! I don't know, I don't know!

>>16698
You mean Alice.

tetragon

>>16690

WHAT
GODDAMN WHAT
ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME

>>16700

Just because it has four sides doesn't make it a square moron.

>>16690

Let's see, random encounter in the forest..... Probably someone not mentioned in any of the story threads (at least as a major character)....

The floor is now open to groundless speculation.

>>16700 >>16701
"Love quadrangle" sounds cooler, though.

>>16702
Tesseract

>>16704
Yukari.

>>16704
Yukari

>>16700
>>16701
>>16702

AHEM.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadrilateral

>>Sometimes, the term quadrangle is used, for etymological symmetry with triangle

>>16711
Except we've met Yukari.

>>16711
>>16712
Gapmind

>>16714

Thread bleed over. No we haven't.

>>16713
ok. you win.

Have we met Chen yet?

>>16718
I'm afraid not. Pity, I would have gone for her route

>>16716
Oh. Right. Derp.

It's still gonna be Sanae, though.

ITT GM effectively stalls for time.

Hum. I wonder who else in gensokyo came from outside, recently. Hum. I wonder I wonder indeed.

>>16690
LUIGI!

>>16704
>>16722
your double speech is giving me some major Rena flashbacks

There will be a Yukari and and a Reimu challenger one too, but:

>>16725
Huh? Flashbacks? Flashbacks?
Why would that be, I wonder?
I wonder?

She does record the history of Gensokyo. I think there've been some note-worthy moments in our stay so far...

>>16727
That's it I'm gonna get taken home

>>16723
>LARISA

>>16726

We Keinefags stand strong against any seduction!

ALL HAIL KEINE!

>>HE DOESN'T WANT SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER HEARD OF THE INTERNET

SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU GREEN HAIR WO-

>>Up for a game of Melty Blood? Our shrine has free WiFi

...well, sorry girls, it was nice knowing you, but I'm moving in with the Moriya family.

>>16726
HELL YEAH ROMANTIC PLOT TWIST

But don't worry! I'm still pulling for you, Keine!

>>16726

Giving anon an internet connection in Gensokyo?
We'll be unstoppable!
Also, we'll be able to feed Keine more history than she can handle.

>>16729
she records the history of gensokyo so that it becomes real.

this means that everything she leaves out isn't real. you know what she leaves out? all the yuri/futa doujinshi, of course.

as some anonymous once said, she's like the v-chip of gensokyo.

if we wanted someone to play vidya with, we'd take Kaguya

given how many people still hope for a mokou route tho, this seems a healthy alternative

>>16731
Science, done, etc.

>>16738
a kaguya route wouldn't be complete without mokou hatesex, and vice versa.

only acceptable ending is the threesome end.

>>16726

So does Yukari, if you know what I mean.

>>16739

When have we shown our perverted desires so far? I think the most flirting we've done so far was with (ironically enough) Sakuya and Flandre. How would she know in the first place?

It figures. Just when things look to be going smoothly, and Anon more or less starting to settle into a road to travel, TEMPTATION falls squarely in front of our path.

>>16743

Plot device, anon. Plot device.

>>16743
>>Flandre
Onii-chan.
Also, pad.

holy shit, Kaguya got the original fallout 3??? i'm IN!!!!

>>16742
Indeed I do.

>>16744
HOLY SHIT FIOS WANT

>>Also, we'll be able to feed Keine more history than she can handle.

But if Keine learns of the internet, then once she learns how to use it we would no longer be necessary.
She would just spend her time online instead of talking to us.

It would start small at first, but eventually she would stay on longer and longer, until it became all she ever did all day, every day.

>>16749
>>original fallout 3

Never existed outside of a broken beta.

>>16744

>Team fortress 2 installed
Not interested.
>And Fallout.
Marry me.

>>16745
Don't want us getting to complacent, now. Gotta keep things interesting.

>>16744

Team Fortress 2?

Play some REAL FPSes!

i bet original fallout 3 was completed in the moon

>>16753
>>But if Keine learns of the internet, then once she learns how to use it we would no longer be necessary.
>>She would just spend her time online instead of talking to us.
>>It would start small at first, but eventually she would stay on longer and longer, until it became all she ever did all day, every day.

She'd be just like us then. Candlelit dinners hitting the random button wikipedia.

>>16758
The moon bought interplay way back when.

GM, you are so exquisitly cruel

so many different routes already opened, so many tapped, and yet your present many alternative routes that will distract anon even more.

and all I am waiting for is a simple update on how anon will manage to get past the flesh eating plants

>>16744 >>16726 >>16739
Quit playing with Wafalas. Back to writing!

1. Stay with Keine
2. Go to Kaguya`s place to play games with Keine and Mokou
3. Play with Keine while Mokou and Kaguya make out
4. ??"
5. Hot rectangle sex

>>16760
>>She'd be just like us then. Candlelit dinners hitting the random button wikipedia.

I somehow doubt turning Keine into one of us is a good thing.

If Anon wanted to go after someone like himself, we should have just gone back to Eientei and tried to woo Kaguya from the get-go.

>>16763
Nyoro~n

>>16744
This certainly is the most interesting seduction method I've ever seen.

You use this on your targe-, I mean, potential boy friends. Don't you GM?

>>16766

Everyone's still scared of Reisen

Also, before I do the next part: I've figured out how to make a giant Skype room. Be in the AIM chatroom at 3 PM EST if possible, and I'll make one. AIM discussion will resume at 7 PM EST again.

>>16770
>>Everyone's still wants Reisen's path

>>16770

Fifty years

>>16772
what's the aim room info

>>16770
I don't see why we should.
She's one of the most level-headed people we could hope to meet. The only reason things went the way they did was due to her less-than-pleasant mood due to an apparently bad night, and our foolishly ignoring her warning and charging straight in like the suicidal lemmings we are.

I'm sure if we met again under better circumstances, things would go differently.

>>16772
How the crap do I find this stuff with AIM? I never used the damn thing after the one time I needed it.

DanmakuDesu is the room name. Give me your AIM and I'll invite you when the time comes.

>>16779
caj valivian

soo, will we ever get to know about the flesh eating plants ?

>>16781

Seven minutes from now....

"AWESOME!" You scream, and it is joined in by Cirno, as both of you charge forward with Keine. Cue Unlimited Facepalm Works from Mokou and Keine.

Within seconds, vines lash out from the ground and grab you and Cirno, tightly coiling around your arms and you are forcefully wrenched away from Keine, despite her alarmed cry and attempting to hold you closer. Mokou steps into action as fast as possible, attempting to burn the plants as fast ask she can get through without starting a major bonfire to cook all of you. Nice job, Anon.


[ ] Attempt to bite the unwelcome attackers

[ ] Scream again, and for longer

[ ] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

[ ] "KEINE, HELP!"

[ ] Kick and struggle

[ ] Pretend to be dead

[ ] Kick and struggle

you guys fucked up

[x] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

If watching cartoons with killer plants has taught me anything, it's that freezing them is much more effective than trying to burn them.

[x] Attempt to bite the unwelcome attackers

FUCK YOU, PLANTS

[ ] "KEINE, HELP!"
saved by our true love

God damn you, adventurers.
[x] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"
Perfect Freeze, GO!

God damn you, adventurers.
[x] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"
Perfect Freeze, GO!

[ ] "KEINE, HELP!"

Tentacle Rape time!

Fuck
Yes
!

[x] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

[X] TASUKETE KEINE!

...oh, don't give me that look. Somebody was going to say it.

[x] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

Without freezing us, if possible

[ ] "KEINE, HELP!"

we need moar keine points

>>you guys fucked up

So what else is new?

>>16790
Stupid laggy internets.

[X] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

Plants generally can't survive sudden, extreme shifts in temperature.

Now, if Cirno inadvertently freezes us to death in the process, I will be furious.

>I've figured out how to make a giant Skype room.
Do tell.

>>16783
[X] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

[X] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

No reason.

[x] Pretend to be dead

[ ] "Cirno! Ice Beam"

It's super effective!

>>16785 >>16790
Oh, bite me. It's fun!

Only one little problem with the "freeze the vines" strategy, guys.

We're wrapped IN THE VINES. And the freezer is CIRNO.

Unless she's extremely precise, we're going to become an Anoncicle.

[Z] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"
Heee. Anonymous sure is dumb, but it was Kiene who thought it would be a good idea to bring him this way.

Since I just noticed this thread I didn't have the time to read every post but...

Why the hell shouldn't Keine know about the earth's roundness?
Did the Japs isolate themselves from the truth and Perry forgot to tell them or what?

>>16806
Cirno? Precise?"

Nine votes, how appropriate. Change course!!

>>16806

Only one out of three times....One out of three times....

[X] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

...oh wait. Cirno will accidentally freeze us too, and Mokou will melt us, transforming us into a puddle.
LAKE END AGAIN

>>16811
That's ten. We're doomed.

>>...oh wait. Cirno will accidentally freeze us too, and Mokou will melt us, transforming us into a puddle. LAKE END AGAIN

No Anon, you are the lake.

And then Anonymous was a puddle.

>>16808
Actually the whole "people thought the world is flat" thing is a myth, most scholars and navigators in Europe at least during the middle ages knew the world was round because of classical experiments done by the Greeks and the Egyptians.

Only less "civilized" people like Vikings thought the world was flat.

Also

[ ] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

[ ] "KEINE, HELP!"

Cirno freezes the vines and Keine shatters them before we get frozen our selves, if worst comes to worst Moku can thaw us out.

[ ] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"

>>16815
>>Actually the whole "people thought the world is flat" thing is a myth, most scholars and navigators in Europe at least during the middle ages knew the world was round because of classical experiments done by the Greeks and the Egyptians.

If even Keine is unaware that there are lands beyond Japan out there, I somehow doubt she would know much about anything from the Greeks and Egyptians, let alone experiments indicating the world is round.

But she will learn. Oh, will she learn.

>>16818
Yeah I dunno about Japan, they were a pretty insular country so I wouldn't be surprised if they thought the world was round.

But then again, Gensokyo seems to be based around Japan in the early 19th century so I'd say she'd at least know a few details. I can't remember when Japan started trading with Portugal.

>>16819
>>wasn't round

five hundred years.

>>16819

19th? I thought it was 18th.

Never the less, Plausible suspension of disbelief, etc

[x] The Earth is as round as your boobs, Keine

>>16819
Gensokyo was sealed off 500 years ago +. Zun agreed, don't bother him about it.

I don't know if we need to really do anything to get out of this mess.

If we die now, Keine will be denied an extremely rare learning opportunity. Oh, and of course be haunted by extreme guilt at watching our horrific death as a result of taking a hazardous shortcut that she insisted on taking.

Considering how determined she was to go through danger to get us home like this in the first place, I doubt she'd let us die without a fight.

She's gonna fuck these plants UP.

>>16815
Oh, you think so? They didn't know that the word is flat or round, and they didn't care either way...
But that Myth that the word is flat came into brains and they said it is the truth. In the middle ages or a bit late there was Copernikus who said the Word is round. But the people said he was a heretic.. And because I learned it long long ago I dunno the capitan who went around the word...

hey maybe being a stupid useless wimp will get us points with keine so she can take care of us

>>16825
>She's gonna cave these plants UP.

>>16824
>~1885 A.D. - creation of the Great Hakurei Border

What seal are you talking about?

I'm not sure I want to trust Cirno's accuracy...

>>16783
[X] Pretend to be dead

ALSO TENTACLE sex fuck yess!!

>>16829
Where the crap did you get that date?

A story from over 500 years ago.

The project refers to a plan designed and implemented by Yukari in order to restore power to the youkai of Gensokyo, who felt pressured by human expansion.

Until then Gensokyo was merely an isolated mountain place, but she planned to create the boundary between illusion and reality around Gensokyo, thus logically creating a new world.

By establishing Gensokyo as an illusionary world, and the outside as the real world, the youkai weakened by the outside world would naturally flock to Gensokyo; this was a truly epochal event.

At this time, it seems that youkai from outside of Japan immigrated to Gensokyo, as well.

>>hey maybe being a stupid useless wimp will get us points with keine so she can take care of us

I don't quite think so. That would appeal to her more nurturing side, but Anon was in dire need of something more compelling to get her willing to allow us to stay with her for more than a recovery period. Something that was of sufficient value to warrant keeping us around.

And we now seem to have it. Knowledge and information. Considering who we're dealing with, it shouldn't be surprising. So long as we can continue giving her all the info we know from the outside world, I'm sure we will be welcome under her roof.

>>16826
Ferdinand Magellan & Juan Sebastián Elcano

you guys seem to forget that Keine is a human, and not very old either

she was born in gensenkyo, a world in which people were kinda distracted from science by other things, like flesh eating plants, or being frozen and shattered

>>16835

That, and as she herself mentioned, texts from the outside had become increasingly rare. Unless you were connected with someone who was in a position to know about the outside after the border went up, such as Yukari or the Moriya group, naturally your knowledge of the outside would be severely limited.

>>16832
Pooshlmer

"over 500 years ago" - Youkai Expansion Project
>>What you were quoting
~1503 A.D.- Remilia Scarlet's birth
~1508 A.D. - Flandre Scarlet's birth
~300 years ago - Youki Konpaku becomes Hakugyokurou's gardener
~100 years ago - period of the 8th Child of Miare, Hieda no Aya

During this time, humans begin becoming powerful enough to seriously challenge youkai
Akyuu was the first Child of Miare after the border's creation, so Aya probably died before 1885

1872-1885 A.D. - first official circulation of Japanese paper money (predates Hakurei Border)
0 (~1885 A.D.) - creation of the Great Hakurei Border

Why did the suicidal crowd have to come in.

[x] Pretend to be dead.

For what it's worth.

>>16835
>>you guys seem to forget that Keine is a human, and not very old either

wate wut
Her age isn't official at all, but touhou fandom seems to point towards "pretty damn old".
Also, she ain't human no more...

Also, Gensokyo itself IS flat. If shes going by observation it's easy to see how she could think the outside world would be the same.

>>16837
If you look at silent sinner in blue, though, it seems to line up with the current time. So unless Akyu is writing from some time in the future, it would seem that the timeline is off, given that Reimu is still alive, and I doubt that she'd live an extremely long time.

>>16839

being a were creature doesn't mean it prolongs your life-span. And even if it does, she was either born in gensenkyo, or migrated to it sometime in the 500 years, maybe (probably) before the border was created.

at any case, living in gensenkyo highly reduces your chance of knowing that the world is round

Can we stop fretting over what Keine would or wouldn't know.

The point is that we're now set up for many long, long nights together, sharing what we know with her.

And if we're both naked at the time, then so much the better.

>>16841

protip: Reimu wasn't the one who created the hakurei border, she just inherited the post

>>16843
Hear, hear.

>>16844
I know. But, Akyu writes about Yukari forming the border FIVE HUNDRED YEARS AGO. and the current events in Silent Sinner in Blue line up with current events on the outside. Akyu is shown to be at the party that Remilia throws, So unless Ayku lives for a shit ass long time, and then is writing from 300 years in the future, the 500 years ago that the Border was set up puts it in the 1500's, not in the 1800's.

GM, it has already been an hour

are youuuuu still theeeere ?

>>16846
There are two borders

>>16826
Actually I think Copernicus was considered a heretic for saying that the world went around the sun and not vice versa.

Sorry guys.

/offtopic

Oh noes! Man NOMing plants?

>>16846

maybe the author just misunderstood whatever small pieces of information there was to research ?

after all, touhou was made by ZUN

god forgive if he ever contradicts himself

Protip: Vikings will fuck you up regardless of whether the world is round or flat.

>>16847
She's holding a concert. Be about 7 minutes.

>>16850
Well, the 'timeline' that they're using is from the japanese Wiki. To the best of my knowledge ZUN has never put out an official timeline, but I could be mistaken.
<----- Akyu in SSiB

whut ?

how dare she have a life outside of the internet !

>>16846
Protip: Akyu has also inherited her position. When she was born, she got the memories of her predecessors.

>>16851

I would think they'd know the world is either round, or huge.

You know, consider they hit iceland and canada all.

7 minute break?

>>16855
I don't get the relevance of the point you're making, unless you're saying that one of Akyu's decendants wrote PMiSS, Which I was fairly certain that Akyu wrote.

>>16858
500 years ago: Youkai Expansion Project --> Border of Illusion and Reality

~1884: Great Hakurei Border
>Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red
>the moon landing was nearly a century after Gensokyo's sealing.

That's all I know.

>>16859
I dunno either. Only way to clear this up, really, would be to ask ZUN.

If nothing else
>>Over a thousand years ago, Yukari organized an army of youkai and led them in an invasion of the Moon. The youkai were subsequently routed by the Lunarians, who possessed superior technology and magic, and forced to retreat to Earth. Since that time, no youkai have attempted to expand their territory beyond Gensokyo. While some speculate that Yukari organized the invasion out of selfish hunger for territory and power, others believe she did it to teach the youkai a lesson about starting wars of conquest; namely, that it was a bad idea.

Gensokyo has been isolated place where Youkai gather for awhile. Border or no border.

Also, the subject of the moon invasion would probably kill any doubt Keine has over the spherical nature of the world.

>>16860
>from Pooshlmer wiki discussion page of SDM
>...prior to Bohemian Archive (where we first got actual calendar dates for events in Gensokyo)...

Where is my calender?

>>16862

On the wiki, go look for yourself.

>>16863
I'm talking about an actual calender, scanned.

>>16864

Probably doesn't exist.

>>16604
> For those who would get it...
Hell, yeah! And that's 264 points of damage.

Also according to the time line on the wiki Mokou is around 1400 years old. Though the damn thing looks pretty screwy at that section.

CAN IT BE MIG TIEM NAO?

whats the aim room shit

>>16869
DnD room is 'danmakudesu'. Invite yourself if you can, or ask for an invite from someone already in there.

>>16774
;_;

>>16872
what category is it under, or can someone just invite cajvalivian

>>16873
You are now hearing Invisible Full Moon on piano in your head. Manually.

>>16876
I tried pressing Random on my player to see if it gets to the moonrabbitsong, but instead it fell into Nantokanare.
Now I'm overflowing with awesome.

I have no idea how to work this chat shit

>>16872

Invite dolphinsexlol, maybe I can steal ideas

is the chat on http://chat.aim.com/ or is it through the aim client

>>16888
AIM Client.

PS: Guys? Yeah, in AIM?
ಠ_ಠ

By the way, could someone explain how to join the...chat thingy? It's kind of embarrassing, not being able to without help...

why is anon such an idiot whenever I'm not around OTL

>>16890
I'm in despair!
Why can't we just use irc!!! OTL

>>why is anon such an idiot whenever I'm not around OTL

Them's the breaks when Anon's brain is run by democracy, and the the portions devoted to "common sense" and survival go away for whatever reason. The voices that loudly cry out "MIIIIIIIIIISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" are quickly drowned out by the calls for suicide, attempting (and failing) to be GAR, and trying to bang anything that moves.

It's kinda like being drunk, I suppose.

Knew I should of voted there. Ah well game over.

>>16897
You mean it's kind of like being AWESOME.

No but seriously, I like the suspense.

>>16897
I dunno, I'm usually pretty drunk during the MiG threads that go on late at night and I can pick out the reasonable choices and still have enough wits left to lambast the idiots.

Anyway, has WuiG moved to AIM now? If so, is someone saving the new developments for the archive?

>>16909
No the AIM is a D&D game based around WUIG

So, to get back on topic:

[x] "Cirno! Freeze the vines!"
[x] "KEINE, HELP!"
And
[x] Anemia option
if the plants try to eat us.

>>16912
We had some good WUIG thread today. We are happy about this

>>What was I doing, you ask? Well, the MoFfets no longer scare me. Personalities are mapped, BRING IT ON YOUKAI MOUNTAIN!
>>A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Why is it I only just made the connection?

>>16909
AIM is just the reason GM's too distracted to write. The thread will continue, here, in exactly... well, I'm sure you can guess.

>>16918
Not following you here. Please explain.

>>16919
Seven days...

I mean, "minutes".
Seven minutes.

Yeah.

>>16920
I loved that show.

>>16910
I guess GM's statement of being a /tg/ dweller were indeed true. Maybe I should tag along with my housemate this weekend for his session, see what all the fuss is about.

anyone want to teach me how to go to the chatroom?