[X] Obligatory taunting!
-[X] "For a scripted encounter, you weren't much of a challenge, really."
[X] Interrogation!
-[X] Name, rank, service number, and date of birth.
-[X] Her mission.
-[X] What she knows about this incident.
-[x] ...Does she have any clue what a 'Pyonta' is, by any chance?
[x] Punishment!
-[X] Harassment.
--[x] There is a line, and we're going to see how close to it we can get without actually crossing. To the victor goes the spoils, the saying goes. If you remember the Spell Card rules correctly, the winner of a danmaku battle has the right to do anything to the loser except taking her life. But what to do with those spoils? That is the question. Well, not really. There are many more things you want to learn about this whole incident, and while this miko doesn't seem to know much, she might give you more clues to piece the whole puzzle together.
Yes, that seems like the best course of action. As much as you'd like to have your way with her, getting answers comes first.
"So now that I beated you, I suppose you must give me some clues, am I right?" You ask aloud. "You said that yourself, if I recall correctly."
"Mmmmmmph! Mm mmmph mmm!" The miko seems offended. "Mmmmmm mmmmph Phhhmmmmm mmmph mmmmmmm mmmph."
"I don't know what you mean by 'scripted event', but you weren't
that tough, really."
And now you've really pissed her off, seeing as how you've struck a nerve there. Maybe taunting the loser is a bit unsportsmanlike, but hell, after all the crap you've been through, you feel you deserve it.
"Mmmmmmph! Mmmmmmph mmmmph mmmmmmmph! Mmmmph mmmmph!"
"'Easy modo'? Seriously, stop with the jargon. I'm having troubles to follow you here."
"Mmmmmph, mmmmpg mmmmmphhh mmm."
"... You have another point there."
You crouch down and untie the vine rope from her mouth, and she lets out a big breath of relief. This way, she'll have it much easier to answer your questions. After all, how could you understand her if she was gagged? That would make no sense!
"Pwah! That was awful, you know?!" The girl exclaims. "It's okay to poke fun at your opponents, but you took it too far!"
"That's not what it says in the reference material..." You say meekly.
"What kind of weird books have you been reading?"
"Uh..." That's probably something you should not tell a girl, if you still want to retain a semblance of respect. "Wait a second,
I am the one doing the questions here!"
"Well, go on, ask away..." the girl sighs.
Right. Yeah. Hum. When you finally manage to build back your composure, you run through the typical questions asked in interrogatories. Or at least, what you believe it should be asked beforehand.
"Okay, first and foremost. Tell me your name, rank, service number, and date of birth," you count.
"Rank? Service number? Do you take me for some kind of soldier or mercenary?" The miko says. "And did you know it's rude to ask a lady about her age?"
"Just answer me and be done with all this, do me the favor..."
The girl glares at you, not willing to disclose anything. And it's grating you to no end. How can she be this thickheaded? Doesn't she realize the sooner she spills the beans, the sooner you will free her? Although with such a rebellious attitude, the thought of punishing her is becoming more tempting by the second...
"Oh, fiiiiiiine, I'll tell you," she finally gives up. "But forget about my age. You ain't getting it until you ask me nicely."
Well, it's not like you
really needed to know that, anyway. It was just to know how should you address her. Though that point is practically moot seeing as how denigrating this situation is for her in the first place. You motion her to talk with your hand.
"I thought you knew already about me, though," she comments. "After all, I'm kind of a big fish around these parts-"
"Out. With. It."
Before she continues her rant, you return her glare with all the intensity and annoyance you can paint in your eyes. It seems to work, because the girl slumps down under your gaze and responds meekly:
"... Sanae Kochiya, head priestess of the Moriya Shrine."
You feel the blood draining from your cheeks, making you pale in an instant. You turn around not to let Sanae see you metaphorically crap your pants in the spot - after all, you're the one supposed to be doing the interrogation. If she discovered you are getting scared, she might use that to turn the tables on you.
But seriously, the Moriya!" You just had to go and mess with the shrine maiden of the mountain you are trying to climb up from the very beginning? Well, curse your damn luck. Making an enemy out of the second most powerful faction of this area will surely make your life more difficult than it already is. Especially considering how wary of humans is the other group...
Ah, cripes. You'll just have to roll with it after going so far, and pray it won't come to bite you in the arse later.
"Okay, Sanae..." You say, mostly to buy you some seconds to compose yourself... again. "What where you doing out here, beating up sleep-walking fairies?"
"I think I told you before, that's the usual incident solving protocol in Gensokyo," the miko responds.
"And what incident would it be in this particular case?"
"Uh, helloooooo? Have you not noticed the freakin' red sky over your head?"
"Of course I have, you dork," you perform a light chop in her head, which provokes a cute whimper from the miko. "I mean, surely you know the cause of this, right?"
"Well, I don't!" Sanae exclaims. "That's precisely what I was investigating before you showed up!"
Welp, that was a disappointment. Turns out you know much more than her about this topic. That, or she's deliberately hiding something from you. But before you press on that matter, you have more things to check with her.
"And you think there's a relation between this and the chain of mishaps that have occurred at the Youkai Mountain?"
Sanae reacts surprised to that; if she wasn't tied down, she would have bopped in the place.
"What... what mishaps are you talking about? There was... there was nothing wrong before this happened," she is quick to reply, but fails to convey any sense of security.
"There's no use on lying to me. I have veritable sources on that," you simply say. "What I want to know is if there's a connection, if there is something or someone orchestrating this whole thing."
You don't mention exactly what you know - the
raijuu, the taint, the corn thief, the red water, Mugetsu, and the circle behind the Waterfall. You probably have most of the details of this incident, but you hope Sanae has those other pieces of the puzzle you lack, and that she will mention them.
"Hum, well, there's... quite a lot of things that happened this last month," Sanae admits.
"Start from the beginning, if you please," you sit on the ground in front of her and listen to what she has to say.
"Okay, so one day, the tengu lose all their electricity and the city goes dark. Some guys went to check it out and found out the cable supply was broken, so they went and fixed it up..."
"I already know that part," you cut her off. "That's when the thunderbeast appeared."
The miko jolts in surprise yet again. She was clearly not expecting you to be aware of that.
"Yeah, the
raijuu," she nods. "He went and cut the wires again. Probably to feed on some easy electricity. We hadn't had a thunderstorm for very long, thanks to Lady Kanako's blessing. That must have messed the beast's organism, or something."
So Sanae is implying the
raijuu went for the cables because it was 'hungry' for electricity? That would make sense, except that Nitori told you it was cutting the same spot over and over again. A rather strange behavior for an animal - they often learn to give up when they can't get food easily, and try another place.
"It went on for a few days: the kappa repaired the wires, the beast cut them off and fed on the electricity. And then, the Underground got hit by a storm."
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold it up there!" You stop her. "The Underground? As in...?"
"Yes," Sanae's expression turns sour. "The
raijuu must have overloaded after absorbing more volts than it should, so he had to let go, you know what I mean? And it used that excess of electricity to create a storm."
"But why the Underground? It's a closed space, it wouldn't be possible to make a storm inside there."
"Actually, after the whole Underground Geyser incident, they have an opening to the sky," corrects Sanae. "But now that you say it... it
is strange that the
raijuu chose the Underground to throw the storm. Maybe..."
Sanae goes deep in thought, trying to come up with an explanation to that seemingly random occurrence. Normally, the easiest way to get rid of an excess of electricity would be to touch the ground, but maybe that doesn't work for a divine beast of thunder. If it really needs to let it out by air, then why choose a cramped place with only a relatively small crater connected to the outside? Wouldn't it be much easier to go outside in the first place for that? Unless...
"Maybe it was its territory!" Sanae reaches a conclusion at the same time you do, but her answer was completely different than yours. "What if it was one of Lady Komeji's pets?"
"Lady Komeji?"
"The ruler of the Underground. Her hobby is to collect and raise rare animals in her mansion," the miko explains. "Her pets love her because she can read their minds and understand them, but despite that, she has way too many, so she probably can't spend enough time with each one of them, and that's why the
raijuu felt excluded and..."
"Wait a second," you interrupt her again. "You said this Lady Komeji can
read minds?"
"Why, yes, she's a satori! Didn't I tell you that?"
"Uh, no?"
"Well, now you know. And knowing is half the battle!" Sanae chimes.
So a mind reader collector of pets neglected the
raijuu, and the beast had to go sap some zaps by itself on the Outside. You don't know what to make out of that, but you guess it makes some amount of sense. Probably. Still, you feel like you're missing something in that line of reasoning...
"And you didn't ask her?" You say.
"Well, I didn't realize this until just now, so no, I hadn't thought of that. And even if I did, it would have been impossible..."
"Impossible?"
"Yeah. That thunderstorm brought the
raijuu's taint with it, and everybody fell asleep, unable to wake up."
"Everybody?"
"
Everybody," the miko states somberly.
"Damn..."
You rub your temples, soaking in this new worrisome piece of info. This is getting worse the more you learn about it. Whoever staged this whole incident, he or she knew exactly what to do to target the most people possible, while being completely inconspicuous. But the million yen question is
why?
"After that, the tengu began to sent soldiers to escort the mechanics, in hopes to catch the thunderbeast when it appeared again," continues Sanae. "But... well... they..."
"They failed," you complete her sentence, seeing as she is unable to finish on her own. "The
raijuu not only managed to sneak past them, but it also tainted them with the curse."
"So you were aware of that too, huh," the miko mutters. "With the tengu soldiers falling ill, it was only a matter of time before the
raijuu absorbed too much energy and created another storm again."
"And that's when the Tengu Village was hit."
"Exactly," Sanae nods. "But that time, we were prepared. We knew that the cure for the
raijuu's curse is corn, so we made powdered rations to distribute among the population once the storm passed..."
The miko goes silent and stares at you, probably expecting you to ask her something along the lines of 'Corn? What?'. Of course, since you already knew that from Reimu, you didn't find it strange to hear that. Now that you think about that, didn't Meira have one of those? But she is not one of the residents of Youkai Mountain, how could she get her hands on one of those rations?
"... but they got stolen," Sanae goes on. "All of a sudden, the whole mountain of boxes full of corn powder, they were gone! Poof! Like they never existed! And at such an inconvenient time! Must've been quite an uncontrollable craving for popcorn if they couldn't wait at least a few days."
"Or, you know, someone wanted the cursed to stay that way," you say.
The green-haired girl opens her eyes in surprise, not having considered that possibility, and you can almost see her cogs beginning to grind inside her mind. Nitori had a very similar reaction too. Seriously, is everybody here too innocent to come up with the most obvious yet maleficent answer, or are you just too much of a cynic?
"That... that makes sense. That makes too much sense," Sanae mutters. "So the
raijuu tamer, the corn stealer, and the one who made this... thing, it was the same person all along?"
"Maybe not by just one person, but it's clear all this wasn't just a chain of coincidences," you ponder aloud. "I believe everything was staged from the very beginning."
"So the culprit behind this incident used the
raijuu to make everybody fall asleep, stole the cure to make sure nobody woke up, and then made this magic dome to turn them all into walking zombies," she summarizes. "Holy smokes, this is far more serious than I thought!"
"Eeyup."
Though it's nice that this miko finally caught up with the whole situation, you can't say you're satisfied with how this interrogation turned out. After all, she really didn't know much more than you did, just a few more details that don't make the whole picture much clearer. In fact, you could even say
you helped
her more than the other way around. It's a shame, really.
However, while she couldn't give you much information about the incident, maybe she knows about that other thing that has been bugging you...
"Say, Sanae, do you...?"
"Hm? What is it?" She gives you a curious glance.
Actually, it turns out to be much harder than you thought. The mere motion of asking this air-headed miko about a talking hat is just ridiculous. But if you want to get somewhere in this mess, you'll have to swallow your embarrassment and fire away.
"It's... uh... is there a goddess around here called 'Pyonta'?"
"Pyonta?" Sanae furrows her brows. "... No, there is no such deity with that name. Where did you hear that?"
"Oh, well, you know. I, ah, stumbled upon a little girl with a very silly hat-"
"Everyone in Gensokyo wears a silly hat," the miko deadpans.
"No, but I mean, a
really silly hat," you stress. "Like, it had two big wobbly eyes that gave me the creeps! And this girl used it to talk with like, kinda like a puppet. Very weird, I tell you what. You know what I'm saying?"
No, of course she doesn't know what are you saying. Even you have troubles to make sense of that brief conversation you had with her, so obviously Sanae...
"As a matter of fact, I do," she responds, all serious.
"Huh? Really?"
"She's my great great great great great great great yadda yadda yadda grandma."
You blink once, twice, thrice in utter disbelief.
"The girl, of course," the miko clarifies. "What, you thought I was the descendant of a hat?"
"Uhhhh..."
"You silly person!" She laughs while she flicks you in the nose, which makes you rub it against your arm in annoyance. "
Wait, she flicked you? But wasn't she supposed to be hogtied!" No, scratch that, she's standing up and dusting her garments off as if nothing had happened!
"How the hell did you manage to free yourself!?" You shout at her, readying your book in case she decides to retaliate.
"Oh, it was quite easy, actually. I already freed myself a few minutes ago," Sanae explains, rubbing her wrists. "You need to practice your knots if you plan on doing this kind of stuff again."
"Shuddup! I was in a hurry," you grumble, more embarrassed than annoyed.
"Whatever you say," she chuckles. "Now, I need you to go with me. The Moriya Shrine is in need of your assistance!"
"... Eh?"
You shake your head in surprise when the green-blue-'n'-white miko grabs your by your arm and begins dragging you to somewhere in the middle of the forest.
"W-wait, what!" Where are you taking me!" What do you mean, 'my assistance'? Why should I-?" You are having a difficult time trying to keep up with this sudden development.
"We're going to the Lotus Shrine to meet with Lady Suwako," Sanae tells you, not stopping her quick pace. "She probably knows what to do better than we do, and I think she wanted to have a word with you too."
"A-ah, that..."
Yes, you recall that Pyonta, Suwako or whatever her name was, wanted you to go to that pond for some reason. And you've been delaying that appointment for very long, truth be told. Not that you actually wanted to avoid it - you just hadn't the time to go, what with all this weird stuff happening all at once. But...
[]Let Sanae take you to the Lotus Pond. You were planning to go there anyway.
[]No, you aren't going to let this miko drag you off to anywhere! Break free!
[]Actually, there's somewhere else you need to go first:
-[]The Kappa Village
-[]The Waterfall of Nine Heavens
-[]Write-in
[]Wait, aren't you forgetting something here? (Write-in) --------------------------------------------------------
Sorry there wasn't actually any harassment, but this update was dragging for too long and it's already quite heavy with info, so I didn't want to overload it too much. I promise I'll make it up for it later.
>>177370 Maaaaaaaaaaybe? She
is the EX-midboss of SA, anyway.
>>177407 I usually like to throw references here and there, but this one completely went over my head. And I do like Disgaea a lot... Seriously, how could I forget that?