[X] Yes

MY BUNNY-LOVING BROTHERS! OUR TIME HAS COME!

THE FABLED REISEN ROUTE IS BEING HANDED TO US ON A SILVER PLATTER!

[X] Yes

[x] No
Who are we?
What are we to Reisen?
Why does the author want a Reisen route?
Does the character actually love Reisen?

>>188625

None of that is the point.

What is the point?

R E I S E N R O U T E

[X] Yes

I say yes. I wouldn't dare play with the heart of maiden like this.

[X] Yes
[X] No

Screw you writefag, you can't tell me what to do.

[x] No

[x]What? No. I've just been trying to get you to introduce me to the Princess.

We Kaguya route now.

[x] No

>>188622

What on earth would you even write if the consensus was no? Or even a resounding no? I'm imagining Reisen then trying to woo you with a boombox, standing outside your place in the middle of the night. Or maybe she busts out the tranq... finger, and you wake up with a sore ass.

Anywho, good luck with this story~ It'd hardly be fair of me to vote, so I won't.

Although, couldn't one simply say, "Actually, I love x," and really mess this up?

>>188622
i think the writer is trying to tell us something guys


[x]eirin

>>188633
>I'm imagining Reisen then trying to woo you with a boombox, standing outside your place in the middle of the night.
The mental image is hilarious

>>188635

If we get that, I almost wouldn't mind not getting the Reisen route.










Almost.

>>188636

Aaaand now I kinda wanna write that in my own story when we inevitably flirt with the overly competent bunny.

[X] Yes

[Yes]

May as well.

[X] No

[X] YES

Do it fagget

[X]No

[x] Silent hug

[x] bunny girl adult route?

sure thing

Does it count as a Reisen route if Reisen was the main character? Because if it does, Reisen got her route in Favors Owed >157288. She hooked up with Sanae and they even had an H scene.

I say we use this opportunity to get a route with a rabbit that has really never had a route, like Ringo or Seiran.

[x] No

>>188652

Rabbit harem. I can just imagine how it'd go.

[No] No
RINGO HERE WE COME

[X] Yes

Get that bunny!

Wait she got a route! In that story where she made a deal with the fairies! With... who? Fuck, I can't remember. All I know is that it wasn't that fucking scumbag gardener.

Fuck half ghosts.


[x] YES

[x] No

??

[X] No

I'll say yes if we're wooed by midnight boombox antics. Step it up you adorable rabbit, this is why people play hard to get.

[X] No

Contrariness is the strongest force in the universe.

[X] Yes

[X] No

I want shenanigans. This will be glorious.

[X] Yes

[x] No

what will you do, Reisen

[x] Y E S

[X] Yes

[X] No sorry I thought you were the other Reisen

Just as a reminder, try not to votespam.

[X] Yes

[x] No

Yeah, nah. Where's the other, better rabbit?

[X] Yes
DID SOMEONE CALL THE RAISIN BRIGADE?

[x] What is "love"?

Baby you're a soldier. Don't hurt me no more.

IT'S TIED YOU PIECES OF SHITS. HOW IN THE FUCK DID YOU MESS THIS UP. YOU FUCKWITS ARE TEEEEERRRRRRIBLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>188682
Obviously the character has a split personality. We're just being in-character.

[X]confess your undying love as dramatically as possible, preferably with a thousand volcanoes exploding in the distance, because that's really fucking romantic

[X]No.

You wanted a tie breaker, so have one.

Now, boombox bunny?

>>188686

In the words of the immortal man-emperor of mankind:

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooou"

>>188686
YOU WANT A TIE? YOU'LL GET A FUCKING TIE. TIEBREAKER UPDATE ON THE FUCKING WAY.
BY THE WAY YOU'RE A DOUBLE LIMP-DICK-FUCK

>>188688

In my defense, I hadn't refreshed in a couple minutes. I was breaking the tie, as you wanted, as far as I knew.

So out of sheer curiosity, I decided to tally up the votes.

>>188623
>>188624
>>188627
>>188638
>>188639
>>188643
>>188656
>>188657
>>188664
>>188667
>>188669
>>188670
>>188674
>>188676
>>188684
15 people voted for yes

>>188647
Voted for "silent hug", which I think means yes.
>>188649
Voted for "bunny girl adult route", which I am extremely confident means yes.

Which means a total of 17 total votes for yes

>>188625
>>188630
>>188631
>>188632
>>188642
>>188645
>>188652
>>188654
>>188659
>>188660
>>188661
>>188666
>>188668
>>188672
>>188675
>>188686
16 people voted for no

>>188634
Voted for "Eirin", which I assume means no.
>>188681
Voted for "what is love", which I guess means no going on the logic that he can't love Reisen if he doesn't know what love is.

Which means a total of 18 people voted no.

>>188629
Voted for both, which doesn't have any effect on the final score.

So if my math is correct, No wins by 1 point. Feel free to double check, just to make sure.

>>188690
>WHAT IS LOVE
>NOT AN IRRELEVANT VOTE
I ONLY TAKE "YES" AND "NO" ALSO TIEBREAKER UPDATES ARE STILL HAPPENING
PIC RELATED

>>188690

Mutual agreement on the IRC as led us to conclude that the What is Love vote is null on both sides.

IT'S STILL A FUCKING TIE

>>188692

But what IS love?

Look deep inside yourself. And then you will have the answer.

You focus your attention to the nearest potted plant. The fern is still alive, much to your chagrin. And not only is it alive, but it is bustling. It has outgrown the pot and has decided to expand elsewhere - towards the couch. You keep your eyes trained on that plant, wary of Reisen's frantic glances at you.

The rabbit finally breaks the silence with an impatient yell. "Whaaaat! Aren't you going to respond!" Isn't this where you give me a straight answer and we move on with our lives!??

You throw her a side-glance and shake your head uneasily. Unfortunately, you could not give her such a response. You wish it could be that easy.

Reisen sinks to her knees, biting her lower lip. Her ears flop down all the way, strewn below her chin. Her vision wavers; tears pool at the edge of her eyes. "In moments like these," she mumbles, "this is when I hate you.."

"I'm sorry," you murmur.

"It's... it's fine. I know you're sorry." She thumbs the corner of her eyes. Her tears are promptly wiped off onto her sleeve. "I... I honestly expected you to say yes. I know that sounds a little conceited, but hear me out. These two years, I have been waiting??no, yearning for you. Call me selfish, but I wish you had never left. I wanted you to stay here. With me. With us. For seven hundred and thirty days, give or take one, I've been thinking. Thinking about, 'What if I'd told him to stay?' But you came back again, finally done with your wild duck hunt. And then you chased after me. Maybe I took it the wrong way, but I thought you did it because you liked me or something. Now I realize it's because that's who you are. That's why I love you. But that's also the reason why I hate you right now.."

"Reisen?"

"Because..."The rabbit warbles, tears now fully spilling down her cheeks. She brings both her hands to her eyes, rubbing them frantically. Reisen can't control her sobs anymore, bawling into the sleeves of her kimono. "B-Because you're-too-hic-kind. Why? Why did you come after me? It's-just-not-fair."

Then you?
_______________

MAYBE I DIDN'T MAKE IT CLEAR YOU SOGGY TURDS. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HELP YOU BECAUSE ALL YOU SHIT-LICKERS LEFT YOUR BRAINS AT HOME. I'LL MAKE IT CLEAR. SO CLEAR THAT EVEN YOU, AN ORANGATAN THAT HAPPENED TO STUMBLE UPON THP BY WAY OF INFINITE MONKEY THEOREM, CAN UNDERSTAND.

And STOP IT WITH THAT SMUG FUCKING LOOK HOLY SHIT.
_______________

Reisen ducks underneath the table, dodging your prodding glances. She keeps herself still but makes no attempt to hide her quickly reddening cheeks. The rabbit's ears wilt considerably, drooping low enough to brush against her disheveled, purple hair. Her usual shirt-and-tie attire is missing, replaced by a short cut kimono. A fake satin flower rests over the side of her ears - her human ears. SHE IS UNMISTAKABLY PRETTY. SO PRETTY THAT YOU COULD SAY YES TO HER IF SHE CONFESSED TO YOU. ?Is..."she whispers, "is it all true? They weren't lying to me?"

"Now, why would they lie about that?" You murmur gently, coaxing Reisen out from underneath the furniture. SHE IS UNMISTAKABLY CUTE. SO CUTE THAT IT MAY BE QUITE POSSIBLE THE REASON WHY YOU CHASED HER IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE YOU LOVED HER. The place is messy; a full two years of absence would do that, though. A thin line of dust coats everything but the mirrors, which, for obvious reasons, remain impeccable. You put your mind away from the thought of cleansing the place - it would be absolutely impossible. "Would I be here if they lied to you?"

Reisen lowers her head, resting against the frame of the table. She opens her mouth, but the words that come out are inaudible. The girl realizes this and repeats herself, just a little more loudly. "Yes," she says. "Yes, you would. Unfortunately, that is precisely the person you are.."

"I do not know how to respond to that.."

EXCEPT YOU DO.

Your reply is left unanswered. Reisen makes no attempt to clear herself from beneath the table. You inch your hand toward her, but ultimately retract it. BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL.. She would merely shy away if you made such brash a move.

?But, if you believe them now, then why are you still running away?" you ask.

"It's for a completely different reason, now!" Reisen Udongein Inaba lifts herself up, or at least attempts to - before striking her head against the underbelly of the table. And so, she decides to squirm, weep, and spit out varying degrees of ?fuck? over the newly crested bump on her head. "And - god this hurts, don't you laugh at that!"

You drop your growing smile and cover your mouth with your hand. "I?pmffffht'do not fi-hahaah-nd that funny in the slightest. At all.? SO CUTE.

That'll convince Reisen.

A bullet whirls past you, inches away from your face. It didn't. Reisen, slight tears in her eyes, has a look on her face that you don't quite understand. There's been a whole lot of that lately: things you don't quite understand. But the good news is that she has exited the tablegrounds.

The rabbit's entire face is now glowing pink. "I understand that I have no rational reason to be angry, but to that I say, fuck being rational.."

You wait patiently until Reisen traces the rest of your figure with her bullets. Thankfully, the bullets are ephemeral. Every bullet disappears in a fit of purple smoke - a wisp of what once could have splattered your brains out. After she is finished, you speak. "Then, what is your reason for running?"

Reisen breathes. It is a full-breath. "It's-because-I-realized-I-love-you-and-as-you-know-I-am-very-bad-with-dealing-with-my-emotions-and-how-do-I-tell-you-that-in-a-way-that-someone-as-st
upid-as-you-might-understand-I-don't-know-okay?"

You, after careful consideration, approach Reisen by one half-step. "I'm sorry," you say, "but could you repeat that? That was a little too fast for me."

"I hate you? wait, no! What I mean to say is that I don't hate you at all but as of right now I'm voicing my current displeasure at your own stupidity at this moment in time! In fact, my general disposition is mostly the opposite, exceptions being when you annoy me to no end! Just?just, give me a moment." Reisen inhales and exhales, pacing back and forth in a perfectly straight line. She turns. "The point is, despite my terrible use of the English language, I love you. I figured it out kinda on the way here. I kept chasing you and chasing you, wanting you to come back, hanging onto the word of that dumb bunny who has only lied to me since the day I met her. Pretty stupid of me. When you found me, all I could do was run. But, uh, what I'm trying to say that is I love you and that brings us to the next question, which is, um... do you love me?"

[ ] YES
[ ] No

[X] No

INCREASED BOLD AND UNDERLINING ON CERTAIN SEGMENTS OF THE WRITING?!

MUST WANT ME TO SAY NO. ALL RIGHT THEN, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

>>188694
[X] Yes

Was really tempted to vote no OP. It isn't often that an opportunity to fuck with someone is so readily available. You're lucky I like Reisen.

>>188694
[No] No
Seven year dry streak continues on

[x] Maybe. I'm on the fence. I think some hot make-outs and maybe some wild sex would help me decide.

A conundrum. With an obvious solution.

[x] No
??

[x] NO

I HAVE COME BACK AFTER TWO GODDAMN YEARS OF NOT VISITING THIS SITE JUST TO CONTINUE FUCKING WITH REISEN

HEY HERE'S A THOUGHT, OP, MAYBE HAVE HER MAKE A FAIRY CONTRACT FOR THIS GUY'S HEART

THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY END BADLY

[x] yes

[x] NO

no bunny love


never bunny love

[X] YES

[X] No

[Non] Nein.

[x] No

When confronted with a railroad, the only logical course of action is to jump off the tracks.

[X] YES

[x] No
GET FUCKED.
GIMMIE THE OTHER REISEN BITCH

[X] YES

Because I still want to

[x] No

[X] Yes

Want that Reisen route

[x] No

B+ effort on the formatting, convince harder next time

[x] No

give me eirin or give me death

You see, this is why you manipulate the voters. Starting a story in the middle just doesn't work that well; we aren't attached to her in the least as an individual. Maybe people like Reisen, but we don't know what this Reisen is like.

We don't even know what we are like or if we have anything in common save for finding her cute. That's not the best way to make a lasting relationship; that's how you have a fling that becomes a failed marriage.

instead, maybe you could have done an Eientei story that makes her seem appealing enough to be worth it. Make her pitiable, but not broken by that situation. Vulnerable, but not weak. Strong, yet not able to stand up by herself. Make us love her, and we'll love her. Until then, it just seems silly to do this.

If you want to write a Reisen route in a CYOA format, you need to make it the best choice instead of voting for us. Have a bitchy rabbit that keeps spiking your everything with laxative, a condescending princess that looks down on men, a cold Eirin that doesn't like you but won't just come out with it, and a Reisen that is frazzled and deals with all that on a regular.

Or, heck, have us play as Tewi, and have her slowly realize she likes the younger rabbit with a troubled past.

Or maybe some sort of distant past thing, where we're a random lunar rabbit and we're fighting a war alongside Reisen, eventually proving that love can bloom on the battlefield.

Or maybe have us be Sagume in LoLK and have the brave bunny hero be appealing, and make her word mechanic a thing. You could even have the votes only be what we say, not what we do, just to mess with us.

But this? Sure, the writing's pretty, but I don't believe in love on first sight. I believe in love with those it seems completely reasonable to love, as they've proven themselves to have earned that love.

[x] YES

If you want an Eirin route, WRITE IT YOUR GODDAMN SELF!

>>188723
I don't think the story is meant to be serious. At all.

>>188725

Ohh, thank god. Yelling at the top of his lungs makes it hard to distinguish tone.

>>188723
I like to believe the writer is going to go for an inside-out sort of approach where, vain struggle with the writer.

[X] YES

[x] No

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less underlined.
And that has made all the difference.
- Robert Frost

[x] No

Satori route only. No compromises.

No? What do you mean, no? LOOK, HERE. I COULDN'T BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS. DO YOU SEE THE BOLDED, ITALICIZED, AND UNDERLINED HINTS? HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU DOUBLE-FAGGOTS? ARE YOU JUST SPEWING WORDS ONTO A FRILLY-FRILLY-MAGICAL-GIRLS IMAGEBOARD WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A SINGLE COHERENT THOUGHT?

Alright. You know what? You get what you get. Do you think I care? Hell no.
Wait, this is my story. OF COURSE, I WOULD FUCKING CARE. I PUT MY BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS INTO THIS. DO YOU THINK ANY AUTHOR WOULD SAY SOMETHING AS DAFT AS, "Oh, yes, my most popular story? Yeah, I don't give two shits about that lol!!!!" heLL FUCKING NO. THEY MUST BE RETARDED.
______________

Reisen ducks underneath the table, dodging your prodding glances. She keeps herself still but makes no attempt to hide her quickly reddening cheeks. The rabbit's ears wilt considerably, drooping low enough to brush against her disheveled, purple hair. Her usual shirt-and-tie attire is missing, replaced by a short cut kimono. A fake satin flower rests over the side of her ears - her human ears. SHE IS UNMISTAKABLY PRETTY. SO PRETTY THAT YOU COULD SAY YES TO HER IF SHE CONFESSED TO YOU. ?Is..."she whispers, "is it all true? They weren't lying to me?"

"Now, why would they lie about that?" You murmur gently, coaxing Reisen out from underneath the furniture. SHE IS UNMISTAKABLY CUTE. SO CUTE THAT IT MAY BE QUITE POSSIBLE THE REASON WHY YOU CHASED HER IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE YOU LOVED HER. The place is messy; a full two years of absence would do that, though. A thin line of dust coats everything but the mirrors, which, for obvious reasons, remain impeccable. You put your mind away from the thought of cleansing the place - it would be absolutely impossible. "Would I be here if they lied to you?"

Reisen lowers her head, resting against the frame of the table. She opens her mouth, but the words that come out are inaudible. The girl realizes this and repeats herself, just a little more loudly. "Yes," she says. "Yes, you would. Unfortunately, that is precisely the person you are.."

"I do not know how to respond to that.."

EXCEPT YOU DO.

Your reply is left unanswered. Reisen makes no attempt to clear herself from beneath the table. You inch your hand toward her, but ultimately retract it. BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL.. She would merely shy away if you made such brash a move.

?But, if you believe them now, then why are you still running away?" you ask.

"It's for a completely different reason, now!" Reisen Udongein Inaba lifts herself up, or at least attempts to - before striking her head against the underbelly of the table. And so, she decides to squirm, weep, and spit out varying degrees of ?fuck? over the newly crested bump on her head. "And - god this hurts, don't you laugh at that!"






The air is heavy. A crushing weight tramples over your shoulders. You can't move at all. Your vision blurs; tears fill your eyes. An ear-splitting ringing echoes through your head. The house crumbles into dust - into nothingness. Then, just as it came, it disappears??and more than that. Clouds obscure your thoughts, but it is as if nothing happened. More specifically, it is as if something happened, but something else made it unhappen.

A purple-haired, bunny-eared girl stares at you. You squint. "Did something just?"

"Never mind that," she retorts, cutting you off. She kneads her temple with her knuckles. How rough. "I'm getting a serious headache right here.."

"Odd," you say under your breath. "So very odd."

The rabbit stops to turn to you. "I can't shake off this feeling that something like this has happened before."

"Has it?" You do not seem to recall.






"I hate you? wait, no! What I mean to say is that I don't hate you at all but as of right now I'm voicing my current displeasure at your own stupidity at this moment in time! In fact, my general disposition is mostly the opposite, exceptions being when you annoy me to no end! Just?just, give me a moment." Reisen inhales and exhales, pacing back and forth in a perfectly straight line. She turns. "The point is, despite my terrible use of the English language, I love you. I figured it out kinda on the way here. I kept chasing you and chasing you, wanting you to come back, hanging onto the word of that dumb bunny who has only lied to me since the day I met her. Pretty stupid of me. When you found me, all I could do was run. But, uh, what I'm trying to say that is I love you and that brings us to the next question, which is, um... do you love me?"

[x] ??"
[x] YES
[x] YES
[x] Yes
[x] yes
? ??

? ?"

TINY NO FOR YOUR TINY FUSE. BUT MY WILL IS ABSOLUTE.

WE WILL CONTINUE THESE SHENANIGANS.

>>188734
>? ?"

You WILL go underground and you WILL confess your undying love to the mind-reader, damn you.

[x] ??
Ringo route? Ringo route.

? ?"

This is it. The third and final test. After all, as any child could tell you, a man has to face three trials before being able to woo the Princess.

The journey was long and harrowing, but we're here, Kaguya.

>>188734
[X]No
Not until the entire update consists of VOTE YES

>>188734
[X] No
We're only here so we can hitch a ride and proclaim our undying love to Hecatia

[x] ???

CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
PISSING IN THE TIDE

[x] ??"
[x] YES
[x] YES
[x] Yes
[x] yes

this counts as 5 votes right?

? ?"

Now. Now it's personal.

This thread is full of faggotry and autism. As I see it, this is because some people feel the need to have a Reisen route even though she already sorta had one before in Favors Owed. Hence, to prevent further faggotry and autism I have decided to choose the responsible option.

[x] NO.

This reminds me of that Kasen mini series Hammer did...

[X] Yes

[x] yes

I'm scared, writefag.

? ?"

i will fight for the doc's route and there is nothing you can do about it writefag

[x] ???
[x] YES
[x] YES
[x] Yes
[x] yes

? ?"

Will he crack or hill he just leave? Let's find out.

? ??

>>188744

I don't think Favors Owed counts considering it as ABOUT Reisen and told from her point of view, rather than the MC dating her.

>>188760

Well, you guys were still inside her, so it's practically the same thing, right?

[X] NO

THRICE YOU ASK, WRITEFAG. THRICE WE ANSWER.

THE DROUGHT CONTINUES, THERE IS NEVER ANY RAIN IN SIGHT.

OTHER THAN FROM YOUR OWN EYES.

? ??

Big things come in small packages, so obviously the smallest option is the best option.

? ??

[x] NO.

>>188760
But she lied to her in order to confess then those lies turned true because Sanae is a girl who can't pretend to feel something she doesn't!

OK, it was dysfunctional as fuck, true.

[x] Yes

Moral..."Is that you?
I'm sorry dear *puppy eyes*
Please, come back. I didn't mean to make you suffer.

? ?"
TINY NO FOR THE TINY GODS.
Also didn't specify mother fucker, I still intend to get on A reisen route.

[X] Yes


Why are all of you so mean to poor Reisen? It sure is amusing to vote No, anon, but be gracious for those who has Reisen as their waifus.

[X] Yes

? ??

[x] ??"
[x] YES
[x] YES
[x] Yes
[x] yes

I'm a cool nonconformist.

Really? Really now? Just when I thought you shitstains couldn't get any lower, surprise, you fucking got me. I can't even bring myself to full-caps anymore EXCEPT WHENEVER I THINK THAT YOU'RE ALL FUCKING FAGGOTS, WHICH IS ALL THE TIME

HOW IN THE FUCK? DO YOU EVEN READ? LET ME RESPOND TO THAT RHETORICAL QUESTION. THE ANSWER IS, "YES, BUT YOU ARE SO RETARDED THAT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST POSSBILITY OF FUCKING UP WILL MAKE YOU FUCK UP."

FUCK.
______________

Reisen lowers her head, resting against the frame of the table. She opens her mouth, but the words that come out are inaudible. The girl realizes this and repeats herself, just a little more loudly. "Yes," she says. "Yes, you would. Unfortunately, that is precisely the person you are.."






The bunny-eared girl pauses. She rubs her cheek numbly. There is a look in her eyes, and, from your assessment, it is one of confusion. "Huh."

You cock your head at her, eyeing her purple hair. "What's the matter, Miss?"

"No, no," she says, waving her hand up in the air. "It's nothing. I just felt..."





Reisen ducks underneath the table, dodging your prodding glances. She keeps herself still but makes no attempt to hide her quickly reddening cheeks. The rabbit's ears wilt considerably, drooping low enough to brush against her disheveled, purple hair. Her usual shirt-and-tie attire is missing, replaced by a short cut kimono. A fake satin flower rests over the side of her ears - her human ears. SHE IS UNMISTAKABLY PRETTY. SO PRETTY THAT YOU COULD SAY YES TO HER IF SHE CONFESSED TO YOU. ?Is..."she whispers, "is it all true? They weren't lying to me?"





She blinks, absentmindedly cupping her face with her hands. The rabbit sits down on the chair, crossing her legs. Uncomfortably, she tugs at her blazer to give the collar a quick pull-down. "There it is again. What did I just say right there?"

"You said, 'There it is again,'? you repeat calmly.

"No, not that," she laughs, before adopting a more sober face. "What did I say before that?"

"Oh, that's easy." Right before that, she said... well, she said. She said, something ? you know that. But what was that something? ?You said... hmm. I cannot recall. What were we even talking about before, Miss? wait a second."





"I do not know how to respond to that.."

EXCEPT YOU DO.

"Now, why would they lie about that?" You murmur gently, coaxing Reisen out from underneath the furniture. SHE IS UNMISTAKABLY CUTE. SO CUTE THAT IT MAY BE QUITE POSSIBLE THE REASON WHY YOU CHASED HER IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE YOU LOVED HER. The place is messy; a full two years of absence would do that, though. A thin line of dust coats everything but the mirrors, which, for obvious reasons, remain impeccable. You put your mind away from the thought of cleansing the place - it would be absolutely impossible. "Would I be here if they lied to you?"

You drop your growing smile and cover your mouth with your hand. "I?pmffffht'do not fi?hahaah?nd that funny in the slightest. At all.? SO CUTE.

Reisen furrows her brow. "Why would that be funny?"

You blink. "I don't. That's..."

What?

That'll convince Reisen.

A bullet whirls past you, inches away from your face. It didn't. Reisen, slight tears in her eyes, has a look on her face that you don't quite understand. There's been a whole lot of that lately: things you don't quite understand. But the good news is that she has exited the tablegrounds.

The rabbit's entire face is now glowing pink. "I understand that I have no rational reason to be angry, but to that I say, fuck being rational.."

You wait patiently until Reisen traces the rest of your figure with her bullets. Thankfully, the bullets are ephemeral. Every bullet disappears in a fit of purple smoke - a wisp of what once could have splattered your brains out. After she is finished, you speak. "Then, what is your reason for running?"

Reisen breathes. It is a full-breath. "It's-because-I-realized-I-love-you-and-as-you-know-I-am-very-bad-with-dealing-with-my-emotions-and-how-do-I-tell-you-that-in-a-way-that-someone-as-st
upid-as-you-might-understand-I-don't-know-okay?"





"Whoa," you gasp. The rabbit before you said something incredible, didn't she? "Are you serious?"

"Um." The bunny-eared girl scratches her head, ruffling her hair a little bit. Her ears twitch. She crawls out from underneath the table. The table, huh? "Why did I say that?"

With a laugh, you shrug at the girl. "How am I supposed to answer that? You tell me."

She blushes a little, sticking out her lower lip. "I take it back."





Your reply is left unanswered. Reisen makes no attempt to clear herself from beneath the table. You inch your hand toward her, but ultimately retract it. BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BEAUTIFUL.. She would merely shy away if you made such brash a move.

?But, if you believe them now, then why are you still running away?" you ask.

"It's for a completely different reason, now!" Reisen Udongein Inaba lifts herself up, or at least attempts to - before striking her head against the underbelly of the table. And so, she decides to squirm, weep, and spit out varying degrees of ?fuck? over the newly crested bump on her head. "And - god this hurts, don't you laugh at that!"






The air is heavy. A crushing weight tramples over your shoulders. You can't move at all. Your vision blurs; tears fill your eyes. An ear-splitting ringing echoes through your head. The house crumbles into dust - into nothingness. Then, just as it came, it disappears??and more than that. Clouds obscure your thoughts, but it is as if nothing happened. More specifically, it is as if something happened, but something else made it unhappen.

A purple-haired, bunny-eared girl stares at you. You squint. "Did something just?"

"Never mind that," she retorts, cutting you off. She kneads her temple with her knuckles. How rough. "I'm getting a serious headache right here.."

"Odd," you say under your breath. "So very odd."

The rabbit stops to turn to you. "I can't shake off this feeling that something like this has happened before."

"Has it?" You do not seem to recall. Wait. ?Actually, you might be onto something. I think that..."








"I hate you? wait, no! What I mean to say is that I don't hate you at all but as of right now I'm voicing my current displeasure at your own stupidity at this moment in time! In fact, my general disposition is mostly the opposite, exceptions being when you annoy me to no end! Just?just, give me a moment." Reisen inhales and exhales, pacing back and forth in a perfectly straight line. She turns. "The point is, despite my terrible use of the English language, I love you. I figured it out kinda on the way here. I kept chasing you and chasing you, wanting you to come back, hanging onto the word of that dumb bunny who has only lied to me since the day I met her. Pretty stupid of me. When you found me, all I could do was run. But, uh, what I'm trying to say that is I love you and that brings us to the next question, which is, um... do you love me?"





"Don't you think that this is a little weird?" you ask. "I know that something's not right here. Not right at all."

She sits down on the top of the table. "I'm getting a headache."

"Another one?"

The rabbit turns. "What do you mean, 'Another one?'?

"Wait. What was your na?"

[ ] Yes
[ ] Yes
[ ] Yes
[ ] Yes
[ ] Yes

[] YE- NO


WE WILL FINISH THIS WITH A GLORIOUS FINAL NEGATIVE.

NAKE IT A DOUBLE NEGATIVE, EVEN.

[x] Purple

[X] Yes

Whelp

[X] Ye-e-es-s

>>188783
[X] Purple

THIS OPTION. IT CALLS TO ME.

[X] Yes

[x] NO

YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IN YOUR HEART IS IN THE NEGATIVE.

[X] Yes

I WANT to vote purple.

But I N E E D to vote Yes.

[x] ??????????"

Okay, the answer changed.

[x] No
This is the last time. This is our chance.

[x] Yes

>>188783
Write in:
[X]NO.

[X] Purple is the color of the hair of the woman that I feel a certain unspecified emotion for.

Can we skip to the sex now?

[x] No

Reisen is beautiful. Too beautiful. It even says so in bold italic spoilers. She's waaaay too good for us. Reisen could do so much better than some deadbeat loser like us that its not even funny. We've got to turn her down for her own good.

[x] No

[x] No!

[X] yes

That is the answer, but what is the question?

[x] Yes

Come on it's been like 5 updates, I feel like we deserve some /at/ for all the time we've invested in this.

[X] No
HEY BUDDY THE LEATHER CLUB IS TWO BLOCKS DOWN

[X] No

>>188783
[x] No.

FORNICATE THOU

Alright. You know what? Fuck this. I'm out. I'm dropping this story. Good bye, you fucks. I don't care anymore. You win.

>>188811
Shut up and write or I'll write the meanest Reisen heartbreak scene that I can. It will have suffering, futas and every nasty thing that you can think of.

And then I will do it again because fuck you.

>>188811
Disregard that, I suck cocks

By the way, Kaguya is in fact the best girl.

>>188812
>futas
Do it faggot.

human ears. SHE IS UNMISTAKABLY PRETTY. SO PRETTY THAT YOU COULD SAY YES TO HER IF SHE CONFESSED TO YOU. "Is..."she whispers, "is it all true? They weren't lying to me??

why are you still running away?" you ask.

"It's for a completely different reason, now!" Reisen Udongein Inaba lifts herself up, or at least attempts to - before striking her head against the underbelly of the table. And so, she decides to squirm, weep, and spit out varying degrees of ?fuck? over the newly crested bump on her head. "And - god this hurts, don't you laugh at that!"

You drop your growing smile and cover your mouth with your hand. "I?pmffffht'do not fi?hahaah?nd that funny in the slightest. At all." SO CUTE.

fuck being rational.?

is your reason for running??

that again. But you can move. You can finally move. Moving with your hands forward, you gingerly take a few steps forward. Your hands press onto something soft and most definitely girly.

"That's sexual harassment, you know," a voice in the darkness giggles. Something nudges your arm away. Then, an invisible hand slaps your shoulder lightly. "Save that for when we get outta here.."

"So another person is here. Good." You sigh out of relief. "I'm not alone. And, uh, sorry. I can't exactly see anything that's not an inch away from my face.."

"Oh." The voice pauses, mulling over the thought. "Well, I guess you're only human after all."

"Are you trying to get out of here too?" You turn and get a feel for something solid. It's a wall. You're getting nowhere with this. "Because I'm having a bit of trouble doing just that."

"Yeah. Though, I can't exactly see too well either."

"You don't seem too alarmed," you chuckle.

"I could say the same to you!" The voice responds lightheartedly.

You give a shrug, but you doubt that the person can see. "Chaos is my natural element.."

"Hey, same here." You hear the person shuffle around. "I'm gonna have to take it slow and? oomph."

"Oomph?"

"I..."the voice falters, "I may have hit a table."

"Pffft?ahahaha! Good one!" You laugh, and, for a second, the entire area lights up. You saw... purple. Maybe two bunny ears. And suddenly, you feel like you remember something. "Did... did you feel that?"

"Huh. I did. But..."she muses, "I'm not sure what I felt.."

Your thoughts are hazy, but there is definitely something that you're missing. Something important. And then it clicks... kinda. "You were wearing a kimono."

"What? No, I'm wearing a blazer? wait. I was wearing a kimono, wasn't I?" She gasps. "I remember. I remember, I remember! I was running away and you were chasing after me and I was wearing a kimono and talking about whether-or-not-you-loved-me-oh-god-that's-embarrassing."

?Breathe, woman." The darkness fades, if only a little. You can make out her figure now. She is indeed wearing her blazer. The girl in front of you is... feminine, to say the least. You shake your head to clear your mind - you are, no doubt, blushing.

"No time for that!" She grabs the collar of your shirt and pulls you in, jerking you back and forth in excitement. "I have our solution. Do you know why we're here? Why we never got anywhere?"

You dead-eye her. "Frankly, I don't have the slightest idea."

"Okay, it's fine if you have the analytical skills of a monkey, because I got it all figured out!" She giggles with glee. "We have to repeat the 'scene' ? and that's it! We can leave!."

"I've never been one to lie," you say, frowning.

"Just pretend with me here." The rabbit sticks her hands on her hips, leaning forward just slightly. "You have the easy part. I'm the one embarrassed here."

"If you say so." You face her directly, straightening out your shoulders. You clear your throat.
_______________

You, after careful consideration, approach Reisen by one half-step. "I'm sorry," you say, "but could you repeat that? That was a little too fast for me."

"I hate you? wait, no. What I mean to say is that I don't hate you at all but as of right now I'm voicing my current displeasure at your own stupidity at this moment in time. In fact, my general disposition is mostly the opposite, exceptions being when you annoy me to no end. Just, give me a moment." Reisen paces back and forth in a perfectly straight line. She turns. "The point is, despite my terrible use of the English language, I love you. I figured it out kinda on the way here. I kept chasing you and chasing you, wanting you to come back, hanging onto the word of that dumb bunny who has only lied to me since the day I met her. Pretty stupid of me. When you found me, all I could do was run. But... what I'm trying to say that is I love you and that brings us to the next question, which is... do you love me?"

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

>>188818
[X] "Of course I love you. But like a sister"
This will surely work

[X] Yes

I do believe this story is becoming my new favorite thing.

>>188818
No doesn't work. Yes doesn't work. Both of the options are clearly a trap. Writer is a massive faggot.

Let's just break the fourth wall already.

[x] Your acting is bad and you should feel bad.

[x] No
What if this is part of the ruse?
HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

[X] "Of course I love you. But like a sister"

just like my chinese cartoon

[x] Yes

Free these poor people from this senseless purgatory.

[X] "Of course I love you. But like a big sister"

THIS WILL SURELY WORK

[x] Yes
It's time to set them free.

[x] Yes

[X]I smell toast.

[x] No

Something is happening here. What comes once this repetition ends? We don't know, but we're getting closer. Getting glimpses. We can figure it out, but we need more time.

[X] "Of course I love you. But like a sister"
I like this.

[X] "Of course I love you. But like a sister"

Mildly incestuous bunny route is still good bunny route.

[x] Yes

Alright OP, I'll humor you. Let's see where you're going with this.

[x] Yes

What was the yes/no/purple count last time?

[x] No

[x] Yes

Okay, enough playing around then.

[x] ???

[x] No

we've gone too far now, there's no turning back

[X] No

I'm not sure why I'm doing this, as it clearly doesn't work, but fine. I'll play this game.

Mobile phone noposting~

>>188855
WHAT. NO. THP HOW COULD YOU LET THIS PASS?! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I TRUSTED YOU

>>188855
Fukkin finally.

Jesus fucking Christ people. I turn my back for all of two seconds and you guys get us locked on worst bunny route.

Oh for fucks sakes. Really? Well great, now the story's gonna end. Good job folks.

Hakutaku matchmaking gaems

Your cheeks flare. The rabbit's looking at you from the side, clutching at your shirt ever so gently. She pulls you in a little closer and waits expectantly for your answer. You didn't expect her to be blushing so hard, but she is. And here you are.

You clear your throat again. "Uh, yeah, I guess."

She shakes her head and loosens her grip on you. "No, no, no - put some emotion into it! Don't be so damn stiff! Pretend that you're really falling in love with me!" She slaps her cheeks a little. The blush on her face glows crimson. "Like??so.."

You groan. Right now, you wouldn't mind if the darkness came back. This is all lost on you. "I don't get it."

"Heck if I do, but come on, we need to get out of here!" The girl frowns, smoothing out her long, purple hair. "Just act the part.."

"Have I told you that I am a bad actor?" you grumble.

"It's been obvious since the start," the rabbit points out. She gives you a crooked smile - it's almost reassuring. Her eyes level with yours. "Just deal with it until we get out of here, okay?"

"...Fine." You close your eyes and slowly inhale through your nose. "Let's get it done."

do have times when you're just a colossal idiot. That being said," she laughs, "I love you. I figured it out kinda on the way here. I kept chasing you and chasing you, wanting you to come back, hanging onto the word of that little bi?that bunny?who has only lied to me since the day I met her. When you found me, all I could do was run. But, uh, what I'm trying to say that is I love you and that brings us to the next question, which is..."She gives you an expectant smile. "Do you love me?"

You feel it. You feel the emotions of a thousand you's that said 'no.' You feel the emotions of the single you that wanted to say 'yes' but couldn't. But what does it matter? Even if you're just pretending, even if this is just a lie, you'll say it. You'll finally say it.

"Yes. I do."

>>188869
>It's Over
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

A flash of light blinds you. You put a hand up to your eyes to shield yourself. You hear many sounds, most of which you cannot distinguish. They clutter into a rather abrasive melody of screeching low notes and trilling high notes. Your hands move from shielding your eyes to covering your ears. But amidst the cacophony you hear something very particular. It's the sound of a lock clicking open.

The light disappears and you can see again.

"Are we..."you whisper. "Are we free?"

You hear a thud. The rabbit scrambles out from underneath the table, frowning. "I don't know yet, but I would absolutely love to stop banging my head on the table. My precious brain cells are dying."

You stifle a smile. "At least it's funny every time."

"Oh, you shut up," she scoffs. The rabbit heads straight to the door. Was the door always there? She pushes it open. Then, green. A whole lot of green. You see forests and thickets and bamboo and holy crap, you're free.

"Did we do it?" you ask tentatively.

The rabbit edges out gently, sticking one foot outside. You watch in silence as she glances left and right. You join her. It's the Bamboo Forest of the Lost. And you're lost, but that's better than being, well, lost.

"Yeah. We did it," she breathes. The girl looks over to you for a second then rushes over and hugs you joyfully, swaying in glee. "Yay! We did it! We're out of that hell-hole!"

"That's nice," you mumble, "but could you get off of me, please?"

"Oh!" She releases you, hopping away. "Sorry, sorry. I got a little excited."

"Yeah. That's how you've always been." The words immediately come out of your mouth. You barely register what you just said. Huh. "...Not that I would know.."

"No, you're right." She smiles just enough for you to turn your head away in embarrassment. "It's because, you and I, we feel so familiar ? like we've known each other for two years, but not. It's a little weird, to be honest, but what can ya do?"

You shrug. "I don't know."

"So." The girl pauses. "What are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to head off now. I still have some business in Gensokyo to take care of." You take a glimpse at the girl before stepping away from her. "Take care, then."

"Ah, wait!" She grabs your shirt again. It's oddly nostalgic. The rabbit takes a moment to realize what she did. "Oh."

"Um, yes?" you say gruffly. "Did you need me?"

"By any chance, do you want to rest and maybe talk for a while? If you don't mind, that is," she hastily adds.

You almost say no. Funny how that word feels so natural to you now. "What, did you fall in love with me or something?" you laugh.

"Ha-ha, very funny," the bunny snorts, throwing you a bitter smirk. "I just thought that it'd be a shame if we never got to know each other. It's not too late to start, you know."

"I suppose. Better late than never, then." You extend your hand out to her. "Hello. I'm Fenn. Nice to, uh, meet you."

"I'm Reisen, Reisen Udongein Inaba," she replies, taking your hand. Reisen shakes it firmly before letting go. "Nice to meet you too, haha. Or whatever we just did. But more importantly! What's your story? How'd you get here? We couldn't have met by coincidence, right?"

And, for the first time, you smile warmly at the girl. "Well, you see, it all began when I woke up in Gensokyo and..."

[x] I've never wanted a story. My one true desire is a happy normal Reisen.

I am verily glad that my [x] Yes did not result in revealing a psycho Reisen or that it's a nightmare or w/e.

Thanks for the ride, Frustrated Writer

[x] New Game Plus

WE'RE GOING FULL 'NO' BUILD THIS TIME

>>188877
And for what reason do you wish to do so? To uncover the truth of the matter? The reason why they are trapped?

At what costs? Do you wish to see these characters in pain all for your delight and amusement?

When the 100th loop comes and Reisen still asks if she loves the MC, do you have the heart to have him say no?

>>188878
[x] Yes.

>>188878
No more binary choices. We're going purple or bust

>>188877
People like you are the problem not the solution.

>>188878
[x] ??????

Thank you for reading.

>>188885
Kill yourself.

>>188885
you're a terrible human being
check em

By the way, the original idea was here in the idea exchange thread. >>/gensokyo/14229

I decided to go for it because I enjoyed the idea. It was silly and fun to write. I did have to tweak the idea a little bit though. Instead of having anon play along with my joke, I decided, "Why not make them WANT to vote no?"

So here we are.

>>188889

Honestly, I thought it was a fantastic idea. Although, now I'm wondering what the reverse would be like; instead of making them want to say no and punishing them for it, make them want to say yes and act like a petulant child every time they vote yes. For instance, making them want to kill someone, and when they finally do... Reset it! It actually reminds me of a plot I hamfistedly did over on the next page, but not so heavy on the repetition.

It's quite fun to punish someone's curiosity, after all. Sadly, time limits came up, as I needed to end the story for the holiday in question. They were actually narrowly avoiding every single pitfall up until I had to fudge it and make them marry it because they liked it so much, so to speak.

The only disappointment I have in all of this is that after seeing
>and her.png
and
>name.png
as the image file names, I was hoping there would be a cut-off before the protagonist revealed his name, which would lead into one additional post with an image titled:
>IS JOHN CENA.png
And then either he or Reisen would powerbomb the other through a table or something.

>>188889

Your mistake was in picking Reisen for the role, known for her illusion instead of someone less unknown like Kurumi

>>188889
Look, Moral, I'm fukkin sorry for making the story on THP that Gallus would rage about.

Seriously.

>>188901
No worries. I wasn't being serious at all. I was, uh, getting into the role of FRUSTRATED WRITER, if you will. Keep writing your story and take it easy.

Pic related was me the whole time.

Good job.

Excellent meta work.

>>188888

Noice.

>>188893
But it wouldn't have been effective as Reisen's best known for chronically getting passed up in various stories.

>>188893

Kurumi? Too mainstream! We need some Kikuri, Sigma, bakebake, and maybe Rengeteki!

Heck, throw in the batty mirror, ghostly blob and shrine tank route choices for giggles.

Or go all-out with a Satsuki Rin never ending story of our progress with her being unwritten/edited every update in an update after the update! But you accept their votes they made before the edits, leading to fun! Such as asking a girl that doesn't know you to marry her.