Something's Happening at Gensokyo, Thread 5 Vodka !Lbyo2H4Tt2 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:23 No. 26381 ▼ File 120930259383.jpg - (81.64KB, 497x569 , 1207194494303.jpg)
Hey, you’re a customer. You should get some service! You step between Marisa and Rinnosuke, showing latter the paper you got from Chiyuri. ”I’ve got this shopping list, could you help me?” They both stop arguing and are now looking at you.
”Ah, yes, let me have a look at it…” Rinnosuke lifts his glasses as he takes the list from you.
”My, these items are quite rare. Just what are you planning on with them?” He doesn’t seem to recognise the hand writing. Is that a good sign or not?
”I think we have all of these in stock. Wait a moment please, I’ll gather them up.”
Rinnosuke starts walking away, but is stopped by Marisa’s hand still griping his sleeve. She looks furious.
”He-hey! What’s up with you ignoring me like that?!” She turns to you. ”And you! I was here first, and I’m a customer too!”
The arguing continues, now with you going along with it. It might’ve went on forever unless Momizi hadn’t dragged you out.
After you come back in Marisa and Rinnosuke seem to have made up, and seem to be ashamed of the whole spectacle.
Soon Rinnosuke has gathered everything on counter, and is working on with register. You wonder where it gets it’s electricity when he prints the receipt and looks at it. He thinks for a moment, and turns back to you.
”You know, since you are buying so much, you can pick something from here for free.” He takes a small pause ”…And I would like to thank you for saving the shop from Marisa.”
”You’re still going at that, Kourin?!”
[ ] Look around for something good.
[ ] Decline the offer.
[ ] Tell him that Chiyuri is one buying the items.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:26 No. 26382 [X] Look around for something good
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:26 No. 26383 [ ] Look around for something good.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:27 No. 26384 [ ] Look around for something good.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:27 No. 26385 [X] Tell him that Chiyuri is the one buying the items.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:27 No. 26386 [X] Look around for something good
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:28 No. 26387 Needs more H-scenes. Boring shop is boring.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:28 No. 26388 [x] Tell him that Chiyuri is one buying the items.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:33 No. 26390 [] Look around for something good
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:34 No. 26391 [x] Look around for something good.
We tell him it's on Chiyuri's tab afterwards.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:36 No. 26392 [X] Look around for something good.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:38 No. 26394 [X] Tell him that Chiyuri is one buying the items.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:40 No. 26395 [X] Look around for something good
inb4 vibrating cucumber
Tetrominon 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:43 No. 26396 [X] Tell him that Chiyuri is one buying the items.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:46 No. 26397 [X] Look around for something good
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:56 No. 26398 [x] Tell him that Chiyuri is one buying the items.
Don't want to get stuck with the bill.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 06:57 No. 26399 [X] Look around for something good
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:06 No. 26400 [X] Look around for something good
if yuo know what I mean
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:07 No. 26401 [x] Tell him that Chiyuri is one buying the items.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:15 No. 26403 This offer is just too good to pass up. You search the shop, hoping to find something useful.
Like you noticed earlier, the whole place is a mess. You have no idea if Rinnosuke uses some weird assortment method, or if he uses one at all. There's lots of items that are pointless without something else, like remote controllers, and many that you couldn't ever imagine needing here, like lawn mover.
Neverthless, there's lots of useful things in there too. Rinnosuke seems to have stocked up on almost anything available. You see rare brands of tea there that would've cost way too much for you back at home, and some really old wines.
Nitori is looking around too, and seems to be interested in perfectly normal looking umbrella. Well, she does live under a waterfall, so maybe she's gotten tired of getting wet every time she goes out. But then again, she is a kappa.
You notice a lot papers and books in the store, and one basket is filled with miscellaneous monthly published magazines, including some in languages that you don't know.
There's also some guns(that appear to be unloaded and there doesn't seem to be bullets anywhere), and that fridge filled with swords. Momizi is standing next to door, waiting for you to finish.
Now, what you're interested in is...
[ ] Bottle of wine and bag of tea.
[ ] The umbrella.
[ ] Old magazines.
[ ] One of those guns/swords.
[ ] Nothing.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:16 No. 26405 [x] One of those guns/swords.
Go for a gun and get nitori to turn it into a PEW PEW PEW laser.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:18 No. 26406 [x] One of those guns/swords.
Just because the handle of a sword is a phfallic object that can be used to masturbation.
Also, if sword wins, give us something exotic, not the normal kind of a sword
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:19 No. 26408 [X] One of those guns/swords.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:20 No. 26409 [x] One of those guns/swords.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:20 No. 26410 [X] The umbrella.
The umbrella is partly a shotgun!
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:20 No. 26411 [ ] Bottle of wine and bag of tea.
these will get you further than the weapons, trust me.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:26 No. 26413 [ ] Bottle of wine and bag of tea.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:28 No. 26415 ▼ File 120930652385.jpg - (17.47KB, 450x334 , claymore-thumb.jpg)
Get a claymore.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:36 No. 26418 [ ] Bottle of wine and bag of tea.
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:38 No. 26419 [x] One of those guns/swords.
Get sword, give to Momizi as present.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:51 No. 26424 VODKA YOU SON OF A BITCH I WAS ABOUT TO GET SOME SLEEP
IT'S 7:50 AM, YOU HEARTLESS FUCK
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 07:56 No. 26427 >There's also some guns(that appear to be unloaded and there doesn't seem to be bullets anywhere)
>There's also some guns(that appear to be unloaded and there doesn't seem to be bullets anywhere)
>There's also some guns(that appear to be unloaded and there doesn't seem to be bullets anywhere)
>There's also some guns(that appear to be unloaded and there doesn't seem to be bullets anywhere)
You all DID notice they're unloaded and empty, right?
[x] Bottle of wine and bag of tea.
This is Gensokyo, dammit. Drinking elegantly is preferred here.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:01 No. 26431 [X] examine the items further
Near as I can tell:
>[ ] Bottle of wine
Suika item
>and bag of tea.
All-people item
>[ ] The umbrella.
Nitori item?
>[ ] Old magazines.
Uhh.... Aya item? Seeing another publication might give her some ideas and innovations.
>[ ] One of those guns/swords.
Momojiiiiiiii!
Vodka !Lbyo2H4Tt2 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:09 No. 26434 Right, you can find everything else from back home fairly easily, even if it might cost a lot. Now you should get something that would be really hard to acquire.
You walk to shelves that contain the weapons, getting the attention of everyone in the store. Now that you actually look around, Rinnosuke has pretty wide selection of them, and they're taken care of too. Even the swords inside the fridge look clean.
If it's a gun, it has to be...
[ ] 1911 Colt Series 70.
[ ] Double-barreled sawed-off shotgun.
[ ] ROCKET LAUNCHER.
But a sword might be good too.
[ ] Scottish claymore.
[ ] Pirate-style cutlass.
[ ] Some ridiculously huge sword.
Tetrominon 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:10 No. 26437 [X] Scottish claymore.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:12 No. 26439 [x] ROCKET LAUNCHER.
RAWKET LAWNCHAIR
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:13 No. 26440 >Double-barreled sawed-off shotgun.
Goddamn, now I keep thinking of Once Upon A Time In Mexico and Supernatural.
But I'm choosing
[X] Scottish claymore.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:17 No. 26444 [x] Pirate-style cutlass.
Something that can be swung easily and quickly.
*Scorn* !!D4MGD0ZwZl 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:23 No. 26448 [ ] Pirate-style cutlass.
FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST ANOKO EVER!
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:24 No. 26450 [X] Double-barreled sawed-off shotgun.
THIS IS MY BOOM-STICK
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:25 No. 26451 [ ] Pirate-style cutlass.
1. If we keep the sword, we are a small woman. We need something that can be swung easily.
2. If we give the sword to Momiji, don't you think she'll want something a bit lighter?
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:27 No. 26454 [X] Double-barreled sawed-off shotgun.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:31 No. 26460 [ ] Pirate-style cutlass.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:39 No. 26463 [X] Scottish claymore.
anyone who chooses a gun without ammo is a fucking idiot
Tetrominon 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:45 No. 26466 ▼ File 12093111514.jpg - (67.22KB, 651x421 , gutsgrin.jpg)
>>26464 >boring attacks of pure brute strength. Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:51 No. 26470 [x] Pirate-style cutlass.
Something we might be able to lift and use, please.
!yUKaRIdWCM 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:51 No. 26471 [x] Pirate-style cutlass.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 08:56 No. 26473 [x] Pirate-style cutlass.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:01 No. 26474 So, which won?
Jack Sparrow sword or Ima Highlander?
Vodka !Lbyo2H4Tt2 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:04 No. 26475 You end up choosing the Scottish claymore. It's got simple black hilt, and the blade is so clear that you can see your reflection from it. Even if it is a big sword, the design is incredible.
When you pick it up, you notice just how heavy it is. If you went around swinging this you would be exhausted in no time. Just then you remember that Momizi's sword was definitely bigger, and heavier, and you take a look at her.
She's looking at your direction too examining the sword in your hands, but quickly turns away when your eyes meet. You shrug it off and carry the sword to counter.
"This? Well, I never would've guessed." Rinnosuke examines the sword for a bit, and turns back to you. "Well, I should thank you for taking this. I've had it longer than I can remember, and I don't think anybody would've bought it in the future either."
"Wait for a moment, I think there's a hilt for that too." He goes in to back room, and Nitori comes to you to look at your purchase.
"Oh, so you're interested in stuff like this? Personally I like more harmless stuff." She tries to lift it, doing even worse than you. "WOW! And somebody actually use this..."
She puts it back to counter, and goes back to looking through the shop.
Rinnosuke comes out of back room with hilt, and hands it to you along with the receipt. "Alright, the final price is 16,000 yen." Wow. The stuff Chiyuri asked you to get was really expensive.
[ ] "Actually, Chiyuri asked me to get these for her."
[ ] Pay part of the price yourself.
[ ] "Can you put it on my tab?"
[ ] Run away with the stuff.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:05 No. 26477 [ ] Pay part of the price yourself.
It doesn't matter, we got a sword!
Yatta Yatta
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:07 No. 26478 [x] Pay part of the price yourself.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:08 No. 26481 [ ] "Actually, Chiyuri asked me to get these for her."
we don't have that much money
Tetrominon 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:09 No. 26482 [X] "Actually, Chiyuri asked me to get these for her."
Maybe we'd win some points paying part of it, but hey, free dummy.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:21 No. 26483 [x] Pay part of the price yourself.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:22 No. 26486 [x] "Actually, Chiyuri asked me to get these for her."
Hungry Youkai !GGKI3UTr5s 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:24 No. 26488 [x] "Can you put it on my tab?"
Flutter eyelashes at him, make Marisa jealous.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:29 No. 26491 ▼ File 120931379597.jpg - (63.55KB, 600x675 , 2ffa53a889e317a484656d49777c86f9.jpg)
>>26489 Should ask Youmu that. She carries a no-dachi.
Anyways, either have it off the the side or carry it over a christ cross for extra balla points.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:38 No. 26496 ▼ File 120931430971.png - (25.79KB, 1082x818 , simplar.png)
>>26492 Actually it is possible to wear it on your belt, thanks to gravity, and it can also be worn on the back. I say we wear it on a belt, looks more cooler. The belt needs to be crooked and quite strong, tought. Here's a simple picture to show what I'm trying to say
Anonymous of Austria 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:42 No. 26499 ▼ File 120931454557.jpg - (29.35KB, 470x324 , scarab.jpg)
Tetrominon 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:48 No. 26505 ▼ File 120931493551.jpg - (44.32KB, 673x839 , goodpint.jpg)
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:53 No. 26510 Many chuckles have been had. Keep up the unintentional comedy folks!
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 09:58 No. 26516 Godammit we're only going to hurt ourselves with this thing.
At least with the unloaded guns, we can't accidentally shoot ourselves.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 10:06 No. 26521 Before we know it, we have a rusted triangle over our heads, and we go raping averyone
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 10:08 No. 26523 [ ] "Actually, Chiyuri asked me to get these for her."
Cirno Champion 2008/04/27 (Sun) 10:15 No. 26526 When you wear the sword over your back, it actually comes out through the side. There's a way foryou to swing it out around yourself so you don't have to go over your head with 3 1/2 feet of steel. It goes around instead.
Really.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 10:20 No. 26528 [ ] "Actually, Chiyuri asked me to get these for her."
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 10:29 No. 26530 [x] "Actually, Chiyuri asked me to get these for her."
>It's got simple black hilt..."Well, I should thank you for taking this. I've had it longer than I can remember, and I don't think anybody would've bought it in the future either."
This better not be one of those cursed Celtic swords, like Caladbolg or Dyrnwyn.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 11:00 No. 26543 I take it Vodka drank himself and is unable to continue
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 11:02 No. 26546 ▼ File 120931936385.jpg - (75.08KB, 500x373 , sexy.jpg)
Great, what the fuck are we planning to do with this Claymore? We should have gone for the .45, and asked Rinnosuke if he has bullets for it.
And I'm wondering, what kind of rocket launcher was that supposed to be?
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 11:32 No. 26572 You don't need conceptual weapons to hurt youkai.
VIVIT and space marines agreed, don't ask them about it.
*Scorn* !!D4MGD0ZwZl 2008/04/27 (Sun) 11:56 No. 26590 You guys are forgetting that we don't have any magic. Unless you plan on MURDERING people we can't join in Danmaku games.
*Scorn* !!D4MGD0ZwZl 2008/04/27 (Sun) 12:19 No. 26612 ▼ File 120932398850.jpg - (26.93KB, 500x603 , 120897391655.jpg)
>>26611 >>RAGE would be more accurate.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 12:25 No. 26615 ITT we rage about America. At least Bush cleans up the whole world from all the evil out there. He is like a 2nd Hitler.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 12:42 No. 26621 Oh, say can you see
By the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight's last gleaming
Whose broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled
banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave?
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 12:43 No. 26622 On the shore dimly seen
Thru the mist of the deep
Where the foe's haughty host
In dread silence reposes
What is that which the breeze
O'er the towering steep
As it fitfully blows
Half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam
Of the morning's first beam
In full glory reflected
Now shines in the stream.
This the star-spangled banner
O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave!
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 12:48 No. 26623 Way to ruin the thread faggots. Take the politics back to /k/.
Anonymous 2008/04/27 (Sun) 12:57 No. 26629 ▼ File 120932626736.jpg - (33.34KB, 448x336 , ALLYOUNEEDISLOVE.jpg)
Thread needs more love.
Tetrominon 2008/04/27 (Sun) 13:24 No. 26635 ▼ File 120932786763.jpg - (66.96KB, 461x568 , faggotree.jpg)
srsly