[X] "I'M FLYING!"

And then you fly.

[X] "KEINE!"

OH SHI-

[x] "I'M FLYING!"

Fuck yes, only a single hour of WUIG!

HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP

[X] "CIRNO!"
I'd rather yell angrily at the one that dropped me than for someone to help.
Call it pride.

[ ] "I'M FLYING!"

THROW YOURSELF AT THE GROUND BUT DON'T HIT IT.

[ ] "CIRNO!"
CURSE YOU CIRRRRRNNNNNNOOOOOOOO

[x] "EIRIN! EIRIN! TASUKETE EIRIN!"
Er, wait.

[x] "KEINE! KEINE! TASUKETE KEINE!"

[X] "I'M FLYING!"
FUCK YES LETS HIT THE LAKE BELOW US
btw, how long you gonna do this today GM?

[X] "CIRNO!"

>>6180
BUT THERE ISNT GROUND BELOW US, THERE'S LAKE. LAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE

[ ] "I'M FLYING!"

[ ] "I'M FLYING!"
Well if you're falling to your death, you might as well try to fly.

[X] "KEINE!"
She already noticed, it'll take less time for her to reach

[X] "CIRNO!"

But I'M FLYING was sorely tempting.

Please don't kill us and reclaim your free time GM ;_;

[X] "I'M FLYING!"

I think I can, I think I can!

>>6169
Shi-
[x] "KEINE!"

[X] "CIRNO!"
>>6195
Cirno is actually closer.

[X] "KEINE!"

FUCK NO WE CAN'T DIE NOW GODDAMN IT
[x] "KEINE!"

GMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[X] "CIRNO!"

The flying comment was tempting, I'll admit. Also, Lake.

[X] "MOKOU!"

[X] "CARLSON AND PETERS!!!"

I"M FALLING, WITH STYLE!

[X] Try to grab something on the way down

Looks amusing.

[X] "KEINE!"

We're throwing ourselves at the ground now. Only choice is to miss.

[X] "I'M FLYING!"

Let's let fate decide who we get caught by.

[x] I'M FLYING!

Not to complain or anything, but if we were going to wind up plummeting to our possible Lake-y demise again, I would much rather it had been due to trying to get Cirno to call us "Nii-nii". But, noooo, we had to go for the OBVIOUS "drop my ass like a sack of bricks" option.

>>6214
GM:"Roll to hit ground."

Anon:"I rolled a 1...."

I'm flying: (9)
Keine: 7
Cirno: 6

[x] I'M FLYING!

>>6226
And we have a winner.

I'm flying at 10.

Anon is an idiot.

[ ] "GROUND!!"

Fuck, I can't stop laughing. This is brilliant.

But in all seriousness,
[ ] "KEINE!"

What, seriously?
You guys are dumb.

[ ] "KEINE!"

[X] "KEINE!"

The good news is we're probably going to survive this.
The bad news is that we've all but confirmed to Keine that we are at the very least borderline-retarded.

>>6229
I used my vote to block Keine. To hell with the Keine fags.

lets die and just restart from the beginning

Cirno was obviously the correct choice. Don't you want to be strong?

>>6232

Keine -4 affection points

Meiling 0 affection points

Moku -2 affection points

Cirno +9 affection points

>>6232
Which is actually true, so, yeah.

>>6234
>>lets die and just restart from the beginning

ಠ_ಠ

>>6229
It gives us a chance of flying, without much risk of death. Keine was moving in our direction before Cirno let go, and I doubt she won't save us just because we didn't call her.

>>6229
I'm praying that we'll begin flying, Peter-Pan style.

>>6237
You forgot

Continue -1 (the last one)

>>6240>>6241
Itt Anon's intelligence is reduced thanks to overexposure to (9) radiation.

I think this is GM's hint that she's done with this game. What a dick move.

>>6227
Rest of you. EVEN BIGGER DICKS. I don't believe this shit.
We better start fucking flying in the next post.

>>6237
>>Keine -4 affection points

I thought Keine liked kids
Acting like a retard wouldn't make her dislike us THAT much.

>>6240
You're missing the point
Do you really, really want to look that dumb?
You were just dropped and will potentially die, and you think yelling I'M FLYING will make the situation better?
And I'm assuming we won't ever be able to fly, unless Keine misses or something and we just stop about a foot from the ground and float.
That'd be cool.

>>6244
The torch will pass, perhaps it won't be the same but a story will get told one way or another.

>>6244
What?

>>6243 >>6244
None of us are as dumb as all of us.

I like where this fall is going!

>>6249
OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN...

>>6245
No, but it won't earn any points towards the "not send our ass back to the outside world" end Keine may attempt to force upon us.

>>6244

That's a rather large assumption.
This is far from the first near death expierence.

お・・・

お・・・

おうえんだ━━━━ん

>>6220
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1017
Aufufufuu~

[ ] "KEINE!"

>>6246
It's a choose your own adventure story on the internet, not real life. Interesting choices are better than realistic ones.

>>6178
As I said before:

HEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP

>>6257
Hear, hear.

>>6253
NO CONTINUES LEFT remember?
'I'M FLYING!' What the fuck.

>>6257
Right. Because dying to the same body of water three goddamn times is REALLY interesting.

hey if we die we can see Komachi and the Yama

>>6257
Yeah completing the game is fun, but the game is the journey and not the result.

>>6255

What's the matter, we rolled a 1 against the ground's AC. Therefore we're going to miss hitting the ground.

I'm surprisingly the first one to choose
[X] "LAKE!"
HERE I COME LAKE
I'LL BE WITH YOU FOREVER

>>6250

[x]"SPRING!"

If we're lucky we can catch a ride on the herald of spring. Or she breaks our fall at least.

>>6264
...interesting interpretation.

Also, did anybody else notice the quote at the bottom of that comic GM linked? Anybody else starting to sweat just a little as a result?

>>6252

Remilia still wants us for that Gala.
I'm sure she won't take kindly to someone kicking her part-time workers out of Gensokyo.

>>6264
Actually the ground has a very low doge bonus but a huge natural and deflection modifier.

We probably have just smeared ourselves across the floor and did no damage.

>>6267
Not really, because if you've paid attention at all up to this point that should not surprise you in the least.

REMEMBER THE DREAM?

Just hold some healing potions so they smash when you hit! Sure you'll be full of glass when you come to, but its worth it!

I had a friend playing Mage: The Ascension and the Technocracy used some solar-laser-nuke to destroy an uber vampire. The guy rolled to dodge and backed it up with "the chances that a building will take the impact and dampen the force enough to allow survival." And then he rolled three consecutive 20s. I nearly punched him.

>>6274
Red mage should be the official patron saint of the anon stuck in gensokyo.

>>6264
Well... how do you miss the ground if you're falling at a high speed in its direction?
Maybe something like "oops, I missed" and then you start flying? AND THEN YOU DEFY GRAVITY?

Guys. We shoot a rocket at the ground in an attempt to break our fall.

But I think with our current HP all we'll achieve is a gib jump.

>>6275

I do not find this idea satisfactory.
8-bit theater is not THAT good.

Everyone knows it's not the fall that kills you, but the sudden stop.

WE NEED TO KEEP FALLING. FALL TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

>>6274

This D&D Jargon, I do not understand. Dr.Doujin, do you play D&D with GM or something?

As expected of Mr. Dumbass.

>>6277
Exactly. That's how everyone flies. People even hire other people to jump out and suprise them while they're falling so that they miss the ground.

>>6284

Your ascension isn't complete until you've played it at least once.

>>6277
Read "Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy"

>>6284

That's not DND jargon.
Also, you need to increase your nerd level.
He's talking about a white wolf game, and what happened was basically this

Okay dude, you're gonna get vaporized by this massive solar canon.
Nuh-uh, that building will absorb the blast
...Okay fine, roll for it.
perfect roll, perfect roll, perfect roll
...FUCK(and the building did absorb it)

>>6283
PUNCH THE CORE

[x] "CIRNO!"

Preferably with an air of exasperation and desperation.

Retcon on the "I'M FLYING!!" madness.

>>6290
It shouldn't of worked, the DM should've worked out the HP, or whatever White Wolf uses, of the building and then applied remaining damage to the target.

[x]Reach out to the sky as everything turns to slow motion and 'Green Bird' starts to play

>>6292
Hello slowpoke.

But thank you for making the correct choice.

>>6274
...
I miss those columns. Next post incoming.

Aw, c'mon, Mokou and Keine have enough DEX to catch us even if we wouldn't scream anything.

I am now listening to "I've Got Some Falling to Do" manually.

We need some Touhou d20 stats, nao! I have Reimu's already, thanks to /tg/.

We need to all get together and do Touhou D&D sometime.

>>6297
What if that 1 we rolled affected their chances as well...

>>6294
SPIKE DIES

>>6299
Go bother dom. he aparently D&D statted out all the touhou girls.

>>6299
>>6300

I'd play.

>>6303

Tabletop does not work that way.

>>6299 >>6300
I'm in.

Glad you could join me in the lake, it was getting lonely in here, ze!

>>6300
I remember someone was actually working on a tabletop curtain fire thing. I don't browse /tg/ too much any more, so I have idea if it actually got completed or not.

Shrine Maiden in Paradise
Reimu Hakurei
Medium Humanoid (Good)
HP: 38 (9d8-2)
Initiative: +4 (+4 Dex)
Speed: 30ft. (6 squares), Fly 120ft (Perfect, 24 squares)
AC: 26 (+4 defence, +4 Dex, +8 Size), 26 touch , 22 flat-footed
Base Attack/Grapple: +6/+7
Attacks: Gohei +8 mêlée (1d6+1) or Yin-Yang Orb +11 Ranged (1d8+1)
Full Attack: Gohei +8/+3 mêlée (1d6+1) and Yin Yang Orb +11/+6 Ranged (1d8+1) or Curtain Fire +11 magical ranged (5d6)
Space/Reach: 5ft/5ft
Special Abilities: Cleric Spells (Destruction and Good domains, 6/4+1,/4+1/3+1/2+1/1+1) Curtain Fire, Smite, Turn Undead (5/day)
Special Qualities: Ability to Fly in the Sky, Aura, Reduced Hitbox
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +9 Will +8
Abilities: Str 12, Dex 18, Con 7, Int 14, Wis 15, Cha 16
Skills: Balance –(+6) Concentration 12 (+10), Escape Artist 6 (+12), Knowledge (The Planes [Gensokyo]) 12(+14), Knowledge (Religion) 12(+14), Spellcraft 12(+14)
Feats: Agile, Dodge, Lightning Reflexes, Weapon Focus (Curtain Fire)
Environment: Hakurei Shrine, Border of Gensokyo
Organization: Solitary (Unique)
Challenge Rating:
Treasure: See Possessions
Alignment: Chaotic Good

Description: Reimu appears to be a young black haired woman dressed in an embellished red and white shrine maiden outfit. She carries many paper seals attached in streamers, and a staff, which also has paper seals attached to it. Reimu speaks Japanese, Common and Celestial.

Possessions:
Masterwork Gohei: Counts as a masterwork quarterstaff with integral Holy Symbol.

Spell Cards: Reimu carries on her person a set of 4 magical Spell Cards. They can each be used once a day to generate a Curtain Fire attack of even more fiendish design than usual. The effects last for 1d4+1 rounds, and increase her curtain fire damage by one die step, and grant a +2 Circumstance bonus to attack rolls and save DCs.

Yin Yang Orb: Reimu's Ying-Yang Orb exhibits some strange powers, aside from helping her attack her enemies. The greatest powers of the Yin Yang Orb are:

- Even if you eat sweets, you won't get fat.

- One of your favorite aromas can be given off.

- The yin-yang orb can be disguised as a cat.

None of these have any in-game effect. It can however be used as a ranged weapon, where it deals 1d8 base bludgeoning (it technically should deal Bounding damage, but the only distinguishing feature of Bounding damage is that it’s a totally redundant energy type) damage, and has a +1 Enhancement bonus to damage and attack rolls. Due to its bouncing nature, Reimu can attack with the Yin Yang orb in addition to her Gohei on a full attack action.

Special Abilities:
Curtain Fire (Su):
Reimu is a Danmaku character, and so possesses the ability to fire an inordinate number of bullets in all directions at once. As a full round action, Curtain Fire creates an explosion of bullets in a complex, tightly packed pattern. This targets every creature within 60 feet with line of effect, and deal 4d6 damage [1d6 for every 2 HD Reimu posessess] if she succeeds on a ranged attack roll using her full base attack bonus. Because the gaps between such bullets are usually too small for most creatures to fit through, unless an affected creature passes an Escape Artist check DC 17 [DC 10+1/2 HD+Charisma Modifier], they count as flat-footed against a Curtain Fire attack.

Spellcasting (Su):
Reimu has mystical powers, but never uses them. If she were to do so she would cast spells as a 9th-level cleric.

Special Qualities:
Ability to Fly in the Sky (Su):
Reimu can fly by ignoring gravity. This gives her a fly speed of 120ft with perfect manoeuvrability.

Reduced Hitbox (Su):
Reimu, like all Danmaku characters, has a hitbox much smaller than she is, and attacks that do not connect with this hitbox fail to have any affect. This means that she counts as being 4 size categories smaller for the purpose of determining size bonus to AC.

Shrine Maiden In Paradise (Ex):
Reimu is a Shrine Maiden. Her daily routine consists of wearing red-white, staring at Gensokyo’s sky from the edge of Gensokyo, and drinking tea. Despite this, she gains the following abilities:
- d8 HD
- ¾ Attack Bonus
- Moderate defence
- 4 + Int modifer skill points per hit die

>>6300
Claim Reisen!

>>6319

Tabletop danmaku would be a bitch to manage.

>Alignment: Chaotic Good

ಠ_ಠ

>>6321
I thought undead couldn't be good.

>>6323

"Now roll 128D6 for your danmaku attack..."

>>6324 >>6325
DON'T START. JUST. DON'T.

>>6300
>>6299
Did you know? AIM has a dice roll feature...


"I'M FLYING!" You scream as the blood rushes from the head as you fall, causing Keine to hesitate for another fatal second, the dizzyness building. Suddenly it all becomes clear; how could have you been so blind to the obvious before? The reason Remilia was so interested in you was-

"Got you!" You land soundly in Mokous arms, jaring you to just inches above the ground, and she shakes her head, emitting a loud sigh. "You seem to have a penchant for these situations kid. What the hell were you thinking, fairy?!" Mokou turns to scream at Cirno.

"What did I do! He wanted to learn to fly!" Cirno protests, unaware of the danger apparently. "Why did you catch him?!"


[ ] "You could have killed me, Cirno!"

[ ] "Thanks, Mokou."

[ ] "Keine, what were you doing?!"

[ ] Remain silent

[ ] "I'm sorry for troubling you all so..."

[ ] "I'm fine, look! Spring is here!"

>>6326
I have the stats for the Final Spark on my other computer; I think it can do enough damage to blow up Mt. Fuji or something.

Alignment wars hell yeah!

[x] Remain silent

[ ] "Thanks, Mokou."

[X] "Thanks, Mokou."

What do we say to the nice lady who saved us from going SPLAT, children?

[ ] "I'm fine, look! Spring is here!"
WOO. PLAY THE I'VE LOST MY MIND DUE TO THE FALL CARD. IT MUST BE PLAYED,.

[ ] "Thanks, Mokou."

[X] "I'm sorry for troubling you all so..."

Because I really am.

Fuck your alignments.

>>6328

[X] Remain silent
Goddamn it I don't want to be extra dumb

>>6328

[x] "Thanks, Mokou."

Gotta give thanks when do.

[X] "I'm sorry for troubling you all so..."

[ ] "Thanks, Mokou."

[X] "Thanks, Mokou."

[X] "Thanks, Mokou."

[x] "I'm fine, look! Spring is here!"

Do we have any confetti in our pockets to shower them with?

[ ] "Thanks, Mokou."
Thank the person who saved your damn life, anon.

>>Suddenly it all becomes clear; how could have you been so blind to the obvious before? The reason Remilia was so interested in you was-

Plummeting to the ground from great heights + loss of blood to the head = EPIPHANY

We need to fall again until we unlock the secrets of the universe.

[X] "Thanks, Mokou."

>>6328
[X] "I'm sorry for troubling you all so..."

[X] "I'm fine, look! Spring is here!"

[X] "Thanks, Mokou."

Definitely.

[x] "Thanks, Mokou."
DAMN IT. Why was Remilia interested in me?! Once we get to Keine's we better hang ourselves upside down so the blood pooling in our head will help us find out this secret.

[x] "Thanks, Mokou."
Polite Dumbass is polite.

[x] "Thanks, Mokou."

>>6328

Yes, I do know and I've played tabletop over AIM in the past. And I also know that IRC can work wonders for that kind of thing as well.

By the way:
[X] "I'm fine, look! Spring is here!"

May as well, while we can get away with it.

[ ] "Thanks, Mokou."

[x] "I'm fine, look! Spring is here!"

It has to work sometime, right?

>>6351

------
Thanks Moku is the winner
------

[x] "I'm fine, look! Spring is here!"

[x] "Thanks, Mokou."

[X] "Thanks, Mokou."

[X] "Thanks, Mokou."

+points for Mokou.

Did Keine hesitate because for a moment she seriously thought we WERE flying?
Or was there another reason?

She hasn't taken out any insurance policies on us without us knowing, by any chance, has she?

>>6357
As much as I like living, my masculinity feels damaged.

>>6362
It's possible the sheer stupidity of the comment made her pause.

[x] "Thanks, Mokou."

I love you GM

>>6363
Get used to it. If we go for the Mokou route, she's going to be the one wearing the pants in the relationship, in more ways than one.

NO CONTINUES
NO PANTS

MOKU ONLY

FINAL DESTINATION

>>6363
After that whole Frandoll ordeal, I'm pretty sure we don't have enough left to damage.

[X] "CIRNO!"

>>6367

She's our knight in shining armor.

Fuck yeah Mokou route

[X] Thanks, Mokou.

Fuck, I already know the winner is decided, but I haven't voted in almost a week,

>>6373
FUCK YEAH!

>>6373
But I hate watching Inuyasha!

Anon needs to cook a damn fine egg dinner to make up for his latest idiotic decision.

>>6362

It's possible she was just shocked by how unconscious we are of our own mortality. Now her protective drive will be even more innervated.

Just as planned.

>>6378
Don't start that shit again.

[x] "I'm sorry for troubling you all so..."

Sorry for being so useless. ;_;

>>6379

"I'll show you what it means to cook things."

>>6378
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
YOU SHUT IT AND YOU NEVER OPEN IT AGAIN

>>6376

Why didn't you vote for spring is here? WHY SPRING?

>>6378
Your loss.

>>6290

[] Thanks mokou

In this White Wolf game, are there any miniature figures involved?

Why am I suddenly in love with Mokou?

>>6387
Summoning sickness.

>>6378

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>6363

Strange, I didn't realize being able to fly was a secondary sex characteristic

Mokou route, eh? I'd have no regrets. Even if we ended up impaled on bamboo spikes due to a Kaguya-Mokou crossfire.

Heck yeah, Mokou!

>>6393
This is perfectly normal. Do not attempt to resist these feelings. Embrace them, for they will lead you on the true path to happiness.

>>6393
Because Mokou is love.

OH GOD MOKOU IS HOT

>>6394

I see how it is.

Fuck yeah

>>6405
I'm sorry, Lily. but you know what they say... SPRING IS MOTHERFUCKING HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS! yeah!

And I'll vote spring next time. I promise!

Damn it anon is this all it takes to sway you? Withing one thread you've gone from Keine to Moku, not that I care about Keine 'cause I'm pulling for others, but if you get caved for using Keine to get closer to Moku then I fucking called it.

10 AM tomorrow, guys. Can you ask for better?

SAVE SLOT 3, CARD 2?


[ ] Yes

[ ] No

And thus the campaign to sway the hearts of Anon towards the Hottest in Gensokyo begins...

>>6413
What are you talking about? We have always been at war with Eurasia.

[X] Yes
thanks GM, ill be here at 10

[ ] Yes
whoot. I should be able to get a vote off tomorrow morning.

>>6405
Don't worry, Herald. SS just means that it's already been summoned but can't attack, defend or play it's abilities this turn. And it doesn't have Haste.

[ ] Yes

>>6414
[ ] Yes

thank you.

BTW what time is that in Britfagland time?

>>6414

[x] No

Since we can't access these saves if we die, I've always wondered

[X] Yes

SAVE SAVE SAVE, WE'RE SLASHING PRICES ALL OVER THE BOARD!

>>6414
[X] Yes

Sleep well, GM.

We will post all the Mokou pictures in this thread. Thus there will be none left for GM to post (without altering) and so we block the Mokou Route.

WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

>>6423
What time is it over there right now?

>"I'M FLYING!" You scream as the blood rushes from the head as you fall
suddenly, Banjo Kazooie

[X] Yes

Naturally.

>>6414

[x]No

Just to be different.

'10 am' huh?
In the meantime, http://www.touhouproject.com/th/res/5843.html

Oh the way GM PLEASE REPLY TO YOUR EMAILS thanks.

>>6417

Fuck you the priority list is:

Reisen
China
Cirno
Sakuya
Flandre\remillia
Keine


Note than MANku isn't on the list.

>>6435
Anon rejects your priorities and replaces them with his own.

>>6428
3:26 am

Are there no other britfags here with me?

>>6438
Then GM will be online at 3:00 pm for you.

[x] Yes, but pull the memory card out while it's saving!
RESTART

>>6413

Keine and Mokou are a package deal.

>>6443
Fuck, I'm still in lectures then. God I'm tired, i've got a 9am start and a 5pm finish.

>>6435
>Note than MANku isn't on the list.

Nice try, faggot.

Suddenly this feeling of guilt is looming over my head.

>>6169
I know it's slowpoke but=
[x] "SKEITH!!!"

>>6459
NEVER FORGET

>>6403
Is it just me, or do her panties seem to have a Cirno imprinted on them?

>>6459

Not guilt, anticipation. The anticipation of having her taste the finest of Chinese egg dishes she's ever eaten, after memorizing every cookbook in the village.

>>6468

Mokou is double secret tsundere for Cirno?

This was a short thread compared to yesterday.

>>6468
Can't unsee.
Fapping anyway.

>>6414

how about 10 AM on a day where I don't spend my day from 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM at school?

like, today for instance.

Or any other day during the rest of this week?

... oh well, at least there'll be something to read tomorrow.

>>6427
>>We will post all the Mokou pictures in this thread. Thus there will be none left for GM to post (without altering) and so we block the Mokou Route.

>>WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

Nothing, actually.
See:
>>6377
>>6401

>>6417

I see what you did there.

>>6330
Rumia is chaotic evil.

Sakuya should be the same alignment as her mistress. Not having any will to be different doesn't make her neutral.

I don't really know what Reisen should be, or why. Not enough information to call it.

How the fuck are we not dead? Damnit, Cirno. Sometimes I wonder why I love you so much.

>>How the fuck are we not dead? Damnit, Cirno. Sometimes I wonder why I love you so much.

Because Mokou is that damn good. That, and because Anon apparently has some special fate in store for him that only Remilia (and GM) truly knows at this point.

>>6483

There's nothing particularly chaotic about Rumia. She has no strong opinions on things other than darkness and she's very predictable: If you are humans and she finds you, she will try to eat you.

And Reimu makes a better Lawful Neutral than Sakuya.

>That, and because Anon apparently has some special fate in store for him that only Remilia (and GM) truly knows at this point.

The "epiphany" was likely a confabulation as result of transient cerebral ischemia from falling--near-death experience.

>>6525
Or lack of blood and oxygen to the brain actually counteracts Anon's natural state of borderline-retardation, and turns him temporarily into a certified genius.

>>6547

Now you're thinking with brainstems

>Cerebral ischemia is an ischemic condition where the brain or parts of the brain do not receive enough blood flow to maintain normal neurological function. Cerebral ischemia can be the result of various diseases, or the result of arterial obstruction such as strangulation.

"Alright, Cirno! I need you to strangle me until I pass out! If we do this right, we'll learn the secrets of the universe!"

Sounding sorta like YMK right there.

Well, I'm a bit late, but goodnight GM.

>>6608
Shit, you're right!
Strangulation isn't enough to learn the secrets of the universe! DRUGS! WE NEED DRUGS!

QUICK, CIRNO! CHOKE US WHILE WE INJECT OURSELVES WITH HEROIN!

>>6638
AND COCAINE! WE NEED COCAINE!

>>6638

DMT: Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire.

>>6642
I'm Dr. Rockzo. The Rock and Roll Clown. I do cocane~

>>6516
Like a wild animal.

Wild animals are chaotic.

>>6735
Wrong. Wild animals are neutral.

>>6735
>Wild animals are chaotic.

From the SRD:

An animal possesses the following traits (unless otherwise noted in a creature’s entry).

* Intelligence score of 1 or 2 (no creature with an Intelligence score of 3 or higher can be an animal).
* Low-light vision.
* Alignment: Always neutral.

I`d like to thank you guys for showing Keine that we`re a complete retard.

Fuck you very much.

>>6783
>I`d like to thank you guys for showing Keine that we`re completely helpless and need her constant care and watch.

>Thank you very much.

I`d like to thank you guys for opening up the Mokou route.

Thank you very much.

>>6854
I'd be more thankful if I wasn't sure Anon will find some way to royally fuck things up with her.

>if you get caved for using Keine to get closer to Moku then I fucking called it.
I loled. I can totally see that happening.

>>6414
I'm confused what time zone is this?

I'm Eastern Standard -5 GMT over here.

Damn it you guise, don't just jump all over Moku just because she did a piffling thing like save your life. Admittedly no one else has done something like it before for us but just don't read too much into it.

You do not have enough hair ruffling. Ruffle more Cirno Hair.

>The reason Remilia was so interested in you was-
The time to know the truth delayed by Mokou. DAMN YOU MOKOU!

ALSO: I WILL COME FOR YOU!!

>>6903

Uh, Eastern Standard Time = EST. EST = GMT -5.

>>6435

Fuck you.

The priority list is:

1: Keine
2: China
3: Mokou
4: Cirno
5: Sakuya
?: Anyone else we may meet, like Alice

Special Routes (Inaccessible now, but might be if we come into great power, die, etc.)

?: Youmu (Need to die or a ridiculous stroke of luck)
?: Flan\Remi (need power, lest they just see you as food/butler)

Notice that the homicidal rabbit that hates us isn't on the list.