Fucking Up Valentine's Day Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:21 No. 75838 ▼ File 123465727447.jpg - (188.40KB, 805x875 , f54da4aa11b99c24dad6e1bc8ad771d9.jpg)
It is Valentine's Day. You've taken your favourite Touhoe out on a date. It's about time to meet her.
>Choose a Touhoe
(PC-98 characters not allowed, because they suck and nobody likes them and more importantly I know bugger all about them.)
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:29 No. 75843 Parsee. I'm still jonesin' for her.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:30 No. 75845 ▼ File 123465784958.jpg - (572.52KB, 912x1216 , 1233620860418.jpg)
Patchouli.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:31 No. 75846 [x] Genji
Yukari set you up on a blind date.
With a male tortoise.
Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:39 No. 75850 ▼ File 123465836440.jpg - (240.94KB, 1024x1280 , 3105900.jpg)
>Parsee
You silly buggers.
You head on over to the bridge to go get her. You call out to her, and when she sees you she runs towards you happily, grabbing onto your arm. You leave for the festival in the village. Parsee cautions that this night is all about the two of you.
At the festival there are many people excitedly talking and moving around. There's several things to do at the festival. There's the big dance going on, the game stands, the shops, and the entertainment.
>
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:39 No. 75852 ▼ File 123465837985.jpg - (273.10KB, 700x490 , 4f3ed4d9a6573a2d1ad280b70651226d.jpg)
>PC-98 characters not allowed
>No Yuuka
HAHA. LOOPHOLE.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:40 No. 75853 [X] "What do you want to do?"
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:41 No. 75854 > Target shootan' game.
Nothing can go wrong.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:41 No. 75855 ▼ File 123465849097.jpg - (298.66KB, 712x720 , 1234418064436.jpg)
>PC-98 characters not allowed, because they suck and nobody likes them
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:42 No. 75856 >You silly buggers.
Always will anon vote Parsee.
You will never escape her.
Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:46 No. 75858 In during reaction image thread.
>Target shootan' game.
You decide to go to the game stands and see if you can win Parsee something at the target shooting game.
You aim for one of the big fluffy bears, hoping to take down the big prize for your lady.
Unfortunately the gun somehow backfires, shooting the pellet backwards and instead knocking down Parsee.
She gets up, now with a small pellet shaped red mark on her forehead. The stand owner apologises for the mishap, and offers you the bear as compensation. You give the bear to Parsee, which helps to cheer her up.
>Next action
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:47 No. 75859 [x] Get some snacks.
[x] Dance.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 16:58 No. 75861 Reimu~
Let's destroy Gensokyo as a result of our stupidity
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:01 No. 75863 Something tells me this anon will never find true love.
[x] Utsuho
Because I'm a bastard.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:01 No. 75864 Satori.
Because a date with a mind reader will go so well.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:04 No. 75865 Sanae.
The superior shrine maiden.
Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:05 No. 75866 >Reimu
You head up to the shrine to go meet her. You're rather annoyed that she couldn't have come to get you when she can fly and you have to walk up those several hundred steps to get here. Lazy bitch.
But, as it's Valentine's Day you decide to leave that resentment at the back of your mind and try to enjoy your night with her.
You pick her up from the shrine and make your way back to the human village.
You decide to take her to a high class restaurant, hoping to give her a break from her usual poor meals in her poor lifestyle. Because she's poor.
However, Reimu, having never been to an expensive restaurant due to her excessive poorness, has no idea of what etiquette is and gets you both kicked out.
Being the bitch that she is, she blames you for it and ditches you.
BAD END.
Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:07 No. 75867 >Sanae.
Deciding not to let this get you down, you choose to one-up that crappy shrine maiden with the other, far superior shrine maiden.
However, the other shrine maiden is at the top of Youkai Mountain, and on your way there you are eaten by a grue.
BAD END.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:10 No. 75869 The darkness that infected YAF during CoMN has come back to write bad ends for us. Oh salvation.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:13 No. 75871 Which this inept guy around, it's no wonder most Touhou characters are lesbians.
YAF !nmVOHsTRd. 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:14 No. 75872 ▼ File 123466049451.png - (450.24KB, 700x800 , 3084996.png)
>>75869 I'm not sure if I understand.
Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:15 No. 75873 ▼ File 123466051895.jpg - (320.35KB, 600x888 , 29a829fc7cbbe5bfc693f3cefd37bb64.jpg)
>Satori
You go to the palace to meet Satori, who with a blush starts the date by offering you homemade chocolate like a good girl. You thank her and take a bite out of it, then retch. It's absolutely disgusting. The worst chocolate you've ever tasted. You can't believe someone could possibly make something this bad.
Satori is looking at you expectantly, so you cover it up and insist that it's good, forcing yourself to eat the rest.
Satori is oddly quiet for the rest of the night, and disappears the day after.
Turns out she jumped into the hell of blazing fires.
BAD END.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:18 No. 75876 Dudes got some heavy misfortune.
[x] Hina
Snake? !gwSNAAKE5k 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:19 No. 75877 ▼ File 123466076143.jpg - (329.87KB, 891x604 , 36d22b11b355b0fa977ccce0c39a66da.jpg)
Mima out of spite.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:23 No. 75881 ▼ File 123466101055.jpg - (187.37KB, 426x1189 , 3106814.jpg)
Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:32 No. 75882 ▼ File 123466152026.jpg - (726.71KB, 830x1200 , afc9fee0769b4a35e7d8988a6f73e0aa.jpg)
>[x] Hina
You figure that with how terrible your luck's been lately, you should go on a date with Hina and hope she can remove some of your misfortune.
She happily does so at the start of the date, wanting the night to go as smoothly as possible. However, having taken your misfortune onto herself, she is plagued by terrible fortune over the course of the night.
First, you get lost trying to make your way to the human village for a party. Then, you're attacked by nameless fairies on the way there. When you get to the village, the villagers decide to chase you off because of Hina's tendency to have bad things happen around her.
Lastly, she contracted AIDS from you, though you didn't have sex, and you don't even have AIDS to begin with.
Hina decides that you're too unfortunate and returns your terrible fortune telling you to never come near her again. Unfortunately shortly after your misfortune was returned a sudden landslide ended her life.
BAD END.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:32 No. 75883 ▼ File 123466153183.jpg - (291.32KB, 808x800 , SecondCard[MyHeartbreak].jpg)
![SecondCard[MyHeartbreak]](/th/arch/thumb/123466153183s.jpg)
Remilia.
Critical 「Heart Break」
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:35 No. 75886 >it turns out that Parsee is allergic to cotton candy, and her tongue swells up
What? It's flavored fucking sugar. I don't even
Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 17:53 No. 75893 ▼ File 12346627979.jpg - (159.89KB, 650x750 , 9a41bfb679f803253fdf95f74f214899.jpg)
>Ran
You and Ran decide to have a quiet night in at Mayohiga rather than go through the trouble of a long night out. Ran bought Chen a bike to keep her busy, and Yukari is sleeping, so you have the place to yourselves.
Ran starts by offering you her homemade chocolate, which you thank her for and take a bite out of. It's absolutely delicious. You want to hear more, but Ran takes it away from you, telling you it'll spoil your dinner. You reluctantly agree to save it for later.
You help Ran prepare dinner, which Yukari comes to eat, teasing the two of you about your "date" as you sheepishly eat, amazed at how great Ran's cooking is.
You share the rest of the chocolate for desert, but Ran doesn't have any, insisting that she made it for you.
You spend the rest of the night talking and having fun with Ran, playing childish games and eventually falling asleep, Ran hesitantly agreeing to let you use her tails as a pillow with a blush.
However, you never wake up, as Ran, being the monstrous fox youkai she is, eats you once you fall asleep.
On the bright side, she agreed. That chocolate was delicious.
BAD END.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 18:02 No. 75896 [x] Medicine Melancholy
hahaha
Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 18:11 No. 75897 >[x] Medicine Melancholy
You decide to go spend Valentine's Day with Medicine, but on your way through the suzuran field to go get her you're poisoned and die.
BAD END.
>Myon
You decide to spend Valentine's Day with Myon. That's right, Myon, not Youmu.
Youmu is always so cold to you, but Myon has been nice for all these years. As nice as a white ghost blob can be, at least. You imagine that this is Youmu's softer side, where she doesn't need to put up a tough front.
Naturally, Youmu doesn't approve. But you don't need her approval. You and Myon are in love, and that's all that matters!
You take Myon out for a romantic walk under the cherry blossoms, followed by the magnificent view of Gensokyo from the top of Hakugyokurou's stairway.
You do a few other things, but most importantly, at the end of the night you seduce and have sex with Myon, happily knowing that Youmu is somewhere squirming as you do so.
When you're done, however, Youmu comes and cuts off your fucked up head.
BAD END.
Anonymaster !jZ462CU1sc 2009/02/14 (Sat) 18:17 No. 75899 >[x] Daiyousei
You decide to spend Valentine's Day with Daiyousei, but as she's an unimportant character you quickly forget about your obligation and instead stay home and watch a movie.
BAD END.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 18:19 No. 75901 [X] Tewi
What could possibly go wrong with a lucky rabbit?
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 19:10 No. 75906 [x] Your right hand. Wait, this sounds familiar...
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 19:46 No. 75912 [x] The Prismriver Sisters.
??? 2009/02/14 (Sat) 20:44 No. 75922 You were always taught to treat woman with a degree of chivalry,and you do just that, opening doors, paying for dinner and trying to see her home safely.
But to tell the truth, you've never met a woman as cold and dispassionate as Shanghai; she just sits there, refusing to eat, to talk with you or even to move.
She justs sits there.
Since the fact that she's a doll hasn't occurred to you, perhaps this would qualify as a sad life, rather than a bad end.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 21:30 No. 75925 [x] Cirno
[x] Hong Meiling
[x] Mystia
[x] Shikieki
[x] Iku
[x] Tenshi
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 21:34 No. 75927 >Choose a Touhoe
>[x] Your right hand.
This has awesome implications.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 21:36 No. 75928 ▼ File 123467621494.jpg - (74.01KB, 600x575 , 1234422869686.jpg)
>>75927 I use mine to deliver JUSTICE.
Anonymous 2009/02/14 (Sat) 23:22 No. 75931 ▼ File 123468257116.jpg - (64.67KB, 337x251 , 1231766140664.jpg)
