Your name would be…
[x] Seo Fujisaki

And your assigned call sign…
[X]Spectre

Your Gender
[X]Male

Your name would be…
[x] Seo Fujisaki

And your assigned call sign…
[x]Spectre

Your Gender
[x]Male

Name:
[x] Nakamura Reika

Callsign:
[x] Rei

Gender:
[x] Female

[X]Isayama Yomi
[X]Spectre
[X]Female

Name:
[X] Hellshit Carhouse

Callsign:
[X] BMF

Gender:
[X] Robot

Name
[x]'XIII' Hartmann

Call sign…
[x]Schwarze Katze

Gender
[x]Male

Forgot to say that our MC is from the Human Village, so that means only Japanese names are accepted.

Votes will be called by Tuesday 5PM +8 GMT.

>>5944
I chuckled. BMF "Thunderstrike". Good times.

>>5942

Samefag here, just couldn't post a pic with my vote last time. Aside from looking cute and badass at the same time, Yomi's personal story of being conscripted into the army of the Deadites seems kind of appropriate for an MC who used to live in the Human Village, went to work for the SDM, and is now posted in the former hell.

Name:
[x] Akimoto Kurou

Callsign:
[x] Spectre

Gender:
[x] Male

>Seo Fujisaki

I assume you use western style?

>>5951

Why yes. As you have guess, Seo is the first name while Fujisaki is the family name.

Typically, it should've pronounce as 'Fujisaki Seo' in Japanese.

Name
[x]Ryuuji Iwasaki

Callsign
[x]Dragon

Gender
[x]Male

[x] Misato Arisato

Callsign:
[x] Spectre

Gender:
[x] Both

Vote's called.

[X]Fujisaki Seo (2 votes)
[X]Spectre (5 votes)
[X]Male (5 votes)

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VOTE RESULTS
[x] Seo Fujisaki [2 Votes]
[x] Spectre [5 Votes]
[x] Male [5 Votes]

Here comes the second update, as promised.

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//Encounter//
Fujisaki “Spectre” Seo
Day 1, 13:52:09
Palace of the Earth Spirits
Scarlet Devil Mansion Guardians Division

“My name’s Fujisaki Seo, reporting in for duty.” You introduced yourself to the owner of the palace. “You can call me Spectre.”

Satori held your hand and gave you a handshake. “Welcome to the Underground City, Mr. Fujisaki. I suppose that you had met one of my pets when you arrived here.”

She is reading your mind again. “Yes I did. That cat with four ears I met earlier… what was her name again?” You asked her.

Satori chuckled at your question. “Her name’s Rin Kaenbyou, just call her Orin. I have another pet too, but she’s not around at the moment.” She began smiling happily when she began talking about her pets. “Would you mind if I show you around the palace?”

“Sure thing. I don’t want to end up lost when I need to go places.” You agreed to Satori’s suggestion.

“Good choice, Spectre. Follow me.” And after that, she led you down the stairs of the rooftop, back into the inner sections of the palace.

---

You finally had the chance to have a good look on Satori’s palace. While you can do it on your own, you’re prone to get lost anyway. The Palace of the Earth Spirits seems quite huge compared to the Scarlet Devil Mansion - as expected; however, you noticed that the palace didn’t have many inhabitants as SDM had.

As a result, whenever the two of you begin to talk, your voices seem to echo in the palace. Nice effect.

“For starters, here’s your room.” She said, opening a locked red door.

To your amazement, your room is quite bigger than what you had at home, and for once, you got the chance to sleep on a bed rather than sharing futons, blankets and pillows with your siblings. Not that you’re complaining much. You entered your room and inspected the furniture in the room – all of them are very well kept.

Not a single dust is sticking off from the wooden furniture. Everything in that room is peculiarly shiny as if they were polished everyday.

Satori has a really good taste when it comes to furnishing, it seems.

When you checked your wardrobe, you noticed that your clothes are hung nicely in there. Your spare clothes are also neatly folded in the drawers.

“Wow, since when did they do all the moving?” You wondered aloud.

“Zero and Roach had come over to transport your things and your guarding equipment few days ago.” She said. “If there’s anything else that you need, please do not hesitate tell me.”

“Understood, ma’am.”

“Here’s your room key.” She said, handing over a set of keys grouped together with a black lanyard strip. “The laundry room is just below yours, so if you need to wash your garments just go there and use the things provided.”

“Noted.”

She had also shown you the garden at the back of the palace, some of the pets she had kept and several other important things you needed to know.

“Other than your pets, do you live alone here?” You asked when the two of you were on a balcony overseeing the underground flower gardens.

“Not really. I have a younger sister, but she’s more often than not spent her time on the Surface World.” Satori explained.

“I wonder what she’s up to then.”

“Recently I heard from the Hakurei Shrine Maiden that she is wandering above in search of delicious food. The only thing that I do not like about that is – in a proper word, stealing other people’s food.” She said.

“I see.”

“Speaking about food, I’ll prepare your meals, so I will ask Orin to call you when it’s ready to be served. You’ll be dining with the three of us, including Utsuho the hell raven.”

“Noted.” You said. “Wait. A hell raven…?”

“Yes. A hell raven. Oh don’t worry; she’s a bird-brain. She won’t attack you without a reason.”

“That is if she doesn’t recognize me as an infiltrator or an intruder.” You voiced out your concerns. “I wonder how a real hell raven looks like.”

“Don’t worry too much about it. You’ll sooner or later meet her.” The mind reader assured you again. “Here’s the dining room, by the way.” Satori said as she pointed to the said room. “And the kitchen’s right next to it. If by any means I got sick, and you don’t want to go all the way to the city, you can cook if you’re so inclined.”

“I can cook. No worries.” You assured her. “Hopefully.”

“Good. Let’s continue with our walk then.”

After quite a while of walking and chatting, Satori excuses herself – a sign that you should get back to work from the housemaster. “Fujisaki, I will be at my reading chamber. If you have anything else to ask, just find me there.” Satori said to you before she walked away from you.

“Roger.”

While she took the stairs down to her personal library, you on the other hand climbed up the flight of stairs to your guarding post.

“Come to think of it, living here as a guard might not be as bad as I thought it would be.” You thought to yourself while climbing the stairs.

---

And now you are back at your post on the palace’s rooftops, overlooking the perimeter of Chireiden. There are times you cast you gaze to the Underground City and kept wondering when would be a good time to go there. You had heard from the folks that the Underground City is the home of the horned kind – onis.

Not that you are going to have a drinking competition with them – you’d surely lose for sure since you are a very bad drinker. The Underground City doesn’t look as bad as the older folks were telling to your generation. The city is much livelier than deserted, compared to what they often say.

While you are busy looking down at the palace’s gates, you felt the rush of air – telling you that something is coming toward your position in a great speed. It turns out that your hunch was right, as you could see a figure with wings charging towards your right.

“What the…?” You thought before you made a quick roll to the railings your left – holding a firm grip on the bars so that you didn’t fall off the upper floors.

When you regained your composure, you quickly reached for the SCAR you have on your back, turned off the safety and chambered your assault rifle by pulling back the charging handle near the rifle’s bolt release. As expected, the winged figure returned to your position and hovered in some distance between you and the stairs down to the main section of the palace.

“Who are you?” The girl asked in an angered tone while hovering in front of you, arming her long hexagonal cannon painted in orange at you. The muzzle is glowing in bright orange too. “What are you doing in Satori-sama’s palace?”

This is not good. Not only she blocked your way out of the rooftop, she had her arm cannon trained squarely on you. You could also feel the temperature rising – which starting to make you feel very, very uncomfortable. It’s like you are being baked inside your clothes.

“Who is this girl? Is she the one of the pets Satori told me just now?” You thought frantically. The ‘eye’ on her chest is glowing in angry red, a sign of her current emotion.

It’s your first day of work and you had already stumbled upon trouble, and you only have three options to react – retaliate, explain or distract her and find Satori.

What should you do?
[] Retaliate by aiming at her with the SCAR you have.
[] Explain to the bird girl that you’re a new guard Satori just employed.
>[] Write in.
[] Ask her if she’s one of Satori’s pets.
[] Find a way distract her and find Satori for help
>[] Say to her that she cannot destroy her master’s palace, and then retreat into the palace.
>[] Throw a stun-nade near her feet.
>[] Flip her skirt.
>[] Write in.

---

[X] Explain to the bird girl that you’re a new guard Satori just employed.
-[X] "Woah, calm down. I'm Spectre, and I'm here because Satori hired me to guard the palace."
-[X] Glance at her wings. "Are you Utsuho?"

Vote the unvoteable.

[X] Find a way distract her and find Satori for help
- <spoiler>[X] Flip her skirt</spoiler>

[x] Find a way distract her and find Satori for help
>[x] Flip her skirt.

I wonder how she react to this? Huhuhu..

[X] Explain to the bird girl that you’re a new guard Satori just employed.
-[X] "Woah, calm down. I'm Spectre, and I'm here because Satori hired me to guard the palace."
-[X] Glance at her wings. "Are you Utsuho?"

[x] Ask her if she’s one of Satori’s pets.

[x] Ask her if she’s one of Satori’s pets.

[x] Find a way distract her and find Satori for help
>[x] Flip her skirt.

Apparently there is some goof with the ISP that made all users subscribing to the same internet plan as mine to unable to access this image board.

Well it sucks, but I had to use a proxy until they fix this bloody problem. Keep on voting, vote will be called on 5PM Saturday +8 GMT.

[X] Explain to the bird girl that you ’re a new guard Satori just employed.
-[X] "Woah, calm down. I'm Spectre, and I'm here because Satori hired me to guard the palace."
-[X] Glance at her wings. "Are you Utsuho?"
-[x] "Nice gun you have there, it is quite...unique."

Current votes are:
Votes have been called, and this is the result:

[X] Retaliate - N/A
[X] Explain - 3 votes
[X] Ask - 2 votes
[X] Distract - 3 votes

Explaining wins after three rounds of coinflips. Updates are on the way - Please wait, now loading.

>OP Pic
>Tewi with SCAR-L (or is it H? I can't see it clearly)
You don't happen to have full version of the pic, do you?

Saging, because it's too late to cast my vote though I really want to see the MC flipping Utsuho's skirt, but I'll surely follow this story.

>>5985
Nope. The source on Pixiv have four pics, all of them are in the same resolution, two of them had captions stuck on them and two variation of colors.

It's tagged as SCAR-H on pixiv, by the way.

Side note: I really hope Packet One fix the problem of inability to fix this website so that I wouldn't have to use proxy.

VOTE RESULTS

[X] Explain to the bird girl that you ’re a new guard Satori just employed.
>[X] "Woah, calm down. I'm Spectre, and I'm here because Satori hired me to guard the palace."
>[X] Glance at her wings. "Are you Utsuho?"
>[X] "Nice gun you have there, it is quite...unique."

Tactical Update inbound.

---

“… I’ll prepare your meals, so I will ask Orin to call you when it’s ready to be served. You’ll be dining with the three of us, including Utsuho the hell raven.”

When Satori’s words echoed in the back your mind, you took a quick glance of her wings. And later you snapped your fingers in realization and pointed at the hell raven. “You are… Utsuho aren’t you?”

“Unyu?” She squaked. “Of course I am! How did you know my name?!” Somehow, mentioning her name while she hadn’t known yours was not a good idea. She was prodding you in the chest with her arm cannon, nearly pushing you off the railings.

“I’m getting there, just calm down, okay?” You said. “I'm Spectre, and I'm here because Satori hired me to guard the palace.” You breathed out. "Nice gun you have there, it is quite...unique."

“It’s my third leg.” She said proudly, still aiming the cannon at you.

You sighed in frustration. “For gods’ sake, can you at least put your cannon or whatever it is away for a while? You’re boiling me.” And she did just that. “That’s better.”

“Oh. Where’s Satori-sama?”

“She told me that she’s at her reading chamber.” You replied, but Utsuho didn’t seem to buy your explanation. “Is there anything else that I need to add or explain?”

The hell raven stared at your face for a few seconds before saying… “What’s a reading chamber?”

Upon hearing that question, you slapped your hand on your forehead. “How about I just take you there…”

Before you went down to the reading chamber with Utsuho, you set up the Sentry Gun on the rooftop. After some slight modifications by the kappa, the “Death Machine” can fire automatically at enemies. But it still needs to be spooled up, and you flicked the barrels to cool down the spool time.

---

The reading chamber was easy to spot, since it had double doors as an entrance, just like Voile’s doors. You push one of the doors open, and walked in with Utsuho walking right behind you.

However, when you enter the library, you tripped on something which made you fell flat on your face at the doorframe. Instead on walking over you or pushing the door on her left, the hell raven simply drops herself on you before you could even stand up.

“OW!” You screamed out in pain.

“Who in the blazes is screaming in this room?” Satori’s voice could be heard beneath the bookshelves before she appeared in a distance from the door frame. “Oh, Spectre. It’s you. With… Utsuho…”

“Satori’s-sama!” Utsuho called out to her master as she stood up and hugged her master.

“Are you okay, Spectre?” Your employer asked.

“I felt like someone had dropped a ton of rocks on my back.” You mumbled before you got on your knees. “Otherwise, I’m fine.”

“Good.” She said. “I was wondering how in the world you just fell flat on your face with nothing impeding your path.”

“I felt like I tripped on a foot. Someone’s foot.” You said. “And I am sure as heck it was not Utsuho’s because she is right behind me.”

You hear Satori sigh.

“Is there something wrong, ma’am?” You asked in a concerned tone.

She shook her head in a dismissive way. “It’s nothing.”

“Well then, if there’s nothing else I think should go back to my post.”

“I’ll be right behind you, unyu~”

“See you at dinner then.” Satori said. “If you are going to leave for the Underground City Central, I permit it. Just be sure that you don’t leave the rooftop unguarded.”

“Affirmative.”

---

After Seo and Utsuho walked out of the room and closed the door, you called out a name.

“Koishi.”

A giggle could clearly be heard echoing in the reading chamber before the figure of a girl materialized from thin air. An audible ‘woosh’ could also be heard.

She giggled again. “Yes, sis?”

“I was wondering when you returned home. Did you trip Seo while he was walking into the library with Utsuho?”

“Yes I did.” Koishi nodded to your question. “In fact, he seems easy to tease~”

“Let him work in peace. He just arrived from the surface world to work here.”

Koishi pouted at your comment.

“Don’t give me that look.” You said, before you turned around to sit on your chair. You wore a pair of spectacles when Koishi walked closer to your chair. While you were reading a book, she placed her chin on your lap as she is sitting on the floor. “Have you been stealing other people’s food again?” You asked.

You hear Koishi hum in delight. “Yes I did. They had wonderful and tasty food; I had a good time ‘sharing’ food with them.”

“Koishi, Koishi.” You thought in your silence while reading the book you had in hand. ”If only you could just stay around in this palace, I won’t feel too lonely.”

---

Back at the lookout post, you turned off the Death Machine upon resuming your guard duty. A quick glance at the ammo counter shows that no bullets were spent on intruders. Utsuho on the other hand had disappeared long before you reached the stairs, presumably she flew off to do something else.

“That’s a good thing.” You mutter, while unfolding the sentry gun. “Urgh. This thing is heavy.”

“Need a hand?” A voice rang behind you. You turned around and saw Orin – the catgirl with four ears you met earlier today.

“Nah, it’s okay. I just need to deactivate the device.” You declined, pulling off the car battery attached to the sentry gun. “There we go.”

After the sentry gun was set to safe, you let out a whistle and rested your arms on the railings. Orin joined by sitting next to you.

“I haven’t heard about your name, mister. Mine’s Rin Kaenbyou, but Satori-sama might had told you my nickname.”

“Mine’s Fujisaki Seo. Callsign’s Spectre. And no, I am not a ghost.”

“I could tell you apart, since your human-ish scent is very obvious. You’re a human after all~” She said with a gleeful tone.

“Good guess.” You said, before you paused a bit. “Wait, what kind of youkai are you again? A nekomata?”

“Wrong. I am a Kasha; controller of spirits in the remnants of the Hell of Blazing Fires. I used to drop dead bodies down the blazing fires of hell to regulate the heat.” She said, while staring at you with a menacing glare before she backed away. “Don’t worry, mister. You are not dead yet, so I won’t throw you down the furnace~”

“Oh come on, that doesn’t make me feel any better either.”

Orin laughed when she noticed the uncomfortable scowl on your face. After that you received a pat on your back.

Suddenly, a hitodama burst into flames front of you, which made you fall on your butt. You’re clearly surprised with the hitodama’s sudden appearance, which later turns into a fairy.

“You sure are easy to be surprised, mister.” Orin giggled. “It’s just my zombie fairy.”

“A zombie fairy? Does it eat brains?” However, your question made the small fairy on fire sulk and fly into the kasha’s arms.

“That’s a mean question you know.”

“I’m sorry, when ever I think of zombies, I think of those flesh eating live corpses I seen in the movies.” You said as you stood up to your feet.

“Ah. Our little Zoffiies wouldn’t eat your flesh or your brains.” She said, letting the little fairy fly away and sit on your head.

“Zoffies?”

“I have a few of them following me. This is just one of them.” She said. “Well, Satori-sama said that I should call you when dinner’s done, so see you later then.”

“Yeah. Whatever.”

A couple of hours had passed after the kasha left your post, and things started grow boring on you again. You glanced at the idle Death Machine, the Underground City, and a green care package right next to you out of boredom.

”I wonder what I should do now…?”

The time is now 15:12:32. Your actions to cure your boredom…?
[] Open the care package and see the contents inside.
>[] Write in.
[] Set up the Death Machine and go to the Underground City.
[] Set up the Death Machine and go to sleep.
[] Write in.

[x] Set up the Death Machine and go to the Underground City.

[c] Set up the Death Machine and go to the Underground City.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNknUX5MKuk the first thing I had in mind when Orin appeared.

>>5985
OP image is a SCAR-H, SATA, you can tell by the straight mag and the heavier barrel (although, without a point of comparison, I guess you can overlook that.)

>>5964
>you quickly reached for the SCAR you have on your back, turned off the safety and chambered your assault rifle by pulling back the charging handle near the rifle’s bolt release.

"Yo dawg, we heard you like rifles, so we put an assualt rifle in yo battle rifle so you can shoot while you shoot..."
Yeah, the SCAR-H is a battle rifle.

>and you flicked the barrels to cool down the spool time.
Buh? Do you mean flicked the barrels to shorten the spool time?

[X] Open the care package and see the contents inside.
"Weapons and ammo, beg, borrow, or steal what you need..."

One more:
>SCAR-H, High damage and low recoil.
I guess we're pretty strong, or we're smart enough to fire in bursts then?

Votes will be called by 5PM +8 GMT, like usual.

Have a drink while we wait.

VOTE RESULT

[X] Set up the Death Machine and go to the Underground City.

And onto Underground City we go. I wonder who will we meet there…? Stay tuned.

>>5998
That’s a really nice song. I liked it.

>>6017
Whelp, those are quite the goof I made and went off my radar. And yes, Seo will fire in bursts unless he’s desperate to get a spray hit.

For those who’re curious, the handheld Death Machine can be seen in here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnhlC88YxX0&feature=player_embedded

“Weapons cycle.”

Note to self: Put a title for every different parts from this update onward.

---

And so you decided to take your first visit to the Underground city. It looks not quite too far from the Palace of the Earth Spirits; you can walk over there alone. A bicycle would be fine if you were to have trips to the city under Satori’s errands.

After you plugged in your Death Machine to its power source, the sentry gun whirrs to life. Once again, you flicked the barrels to reduce the spool time.

When you are at the main hall of the palace, you met up with Satori.

“Going to the Underground City, Seo?”

You nodded to her question. “Yeah. I want to explore the city a bit just in case if I need to buy anything.”

“Speaking of buying…” Satori said as she walked over to you. “I forgot the fact that I employed you, so here’s a bit of your payment from me.” She then gives you a brown, rectangular envelope.

“Eh? But I just started today and I already got my paycheck?”

“Just consider it as a welcoming gift.” She smiled happily. “Now off you go. Be sure to return back before dinner.”

“Roger that.”

---

And so you are off walking to the Underground City. While you are on the way there, you feel as if someone is walking beside you, but you cannot see anyone there. You shrugged off the feeling before you proceeded to the first few rows of the shophouses.

The marketplace is packed with different races of youkai – much busier compared to the markets of your hometown. There are some restaurants open, selling weird delicacies. Despite their weird appearance, the foods being cooked were giving quite a wonderful and delicious aroma.

“I think I need to get used to this.”

And while you are browsing the shops and bars, suddenly a hard slap landed on your back.

“Hey! Zero!”

SLAP

“OW!” You pulled out your sidearm and turned around, only to freeze in fear when you saw a tall, muscular girl with a red horn protruding on her forehead.

“Oops, sorry. Wrong person.” She said while chuckling nervously. “I thought you were a friend of mine with that clothes you are wearing.” The tall oni girl continued, holding her sake dish.

“Wait, did you just call me Zero?” You asked.

“Yeah, I did. I bet he’s your superior, am I right?”

You nodded, with your back still stinging from the hard slap. “But you could have at least just greeted me without slapping my back though.” You muttered, holstering your M9.

“Sorry about that. It’s a force of habit.” She said. “I don’t think I have seen you before. Are you from the surface world, by any chance?”

“Yes I am.”

She grinned. “The name’s Hoshiguma Yuugi, by the way.” She said, offering her shackled hand to you for a handshake.

“Fujisaki Seo of Scarlet Devil Mansion Guardian Division. You can call me Spectre if you want. I just got assigned here to guard Chireiden.”

Yuugi grinned again when she heard your name. “Ah, so you’re that liquor store owner’s kid Suika often talked about.” She said, grinning happily. “Say, mind if we sit around for a bit to talk?”

You were hesitant about joining the oni, but you accepted her offer. “…sure.”

“Great! Now let’s go to a great bar I know!” Yuugi then brought you in a bar, called ‘Yamame’s Poison House’. There is an emblem of a ground spider on the bar’s banner.

“Yamame?” You paused, staring at the name at the banner. “Could it be her?”

“Hey Yamame.” Yuugi greeted the barkeeper as she entered the bar house.

“Hello, Yuugi. I see that you’re bringing along a human with you.”

“This fella’ is Satori’s new guard.” She then turned towards you. “Hey Seo. Why don’t you go and introduce yourselves to the barkeeper?” The oni pushed your towards the spider girl at the counter.

Yamame smiled. “Save your introductions for later.” She said. “Ah, Yuugi. Your girlfriend, Parsee was here a while ago – she’s waiting for you for quite a while.”

“What? Oh crap, I just remembered what she asked me to do.”

A green-eyed girl stomped towards Yuugi’s direction. “I have been waiting for you to show up for hours to fix my roof, and you brought along a human?! Fix my roof first, you stupid, one-horned-muscle-brain!”

“Uh-oh. See you later then, Se –whoa!”

“Fancy meeting you here to be a guard at Satori’s palace.” Yamame started, as Yuugi and Parsee left the bar house. “You had grown quite a lot since the last time we met.”

“It’s been quite a while, right?”

---Few years ago---

Back when you were still a child, you liked exploring a lot. There were times when you returned home late at night.

However, that day is not one of those times where you return home after spending hours in the forest.

You were on your way back home after chasing fairies in the woods, and somehow you fell into a very deep pit while running around in the dark. While you could die from such height of a fall, you managed to survive the fall somehow with only a few broken limbs.

When you thought you would not get out of there alive, you saw the light of a fire illuminating from a distance and you prompted to call for help. Hearing your cries, the bright light stopped moving before it turned around and started moving again – this time it got on closer towards your direction.

But as the light went closer to you, you noticed that the bearer of the torch is not a human. Closer and closer, the light finally gives you an outline of the torch bearer.

It was a spider woman.

“Oh? What do we have here?” She said, putting the torch aside. “Looks like I found a live human child.”

In fright, you backed away, but with your legs in such severe state, proved very painful. Tears rolled down your cheeks as you crawl, while you struggled to get away from the spider woman.

She reached out for you, before she patted you the head. “It’s okay, little one. I do not feed on the living.”

From there, she began to tend your broken limbs by prepping them up with her spider silk and a bone of a dead man. The injury healed slowly but you were able to move again within two days. That was the moment you last see the spider woman.

“My name’s Kurodani Yamame.” She said, before you drifted to sleep. The spider woman gives you a hug for the last time.

“Seo… Fuji…saki… Seo…”

Few days later, the village’s search party found you sleeping cozily while half-covered with spider silk near a tree, quite far from the pit where Yamame resides. You returned home in a daze, but your broken legs were healed by then.

---

“Those were quite the times.” She said, returning back from her brief flashback.

“Yes. I honestly never thought I would see you again after these years… you didn’t seem to look any different than before.”

“I’m a youkai. I don’t age much like as you do.” She smiled.

“…Very true.”

“By the way…” Yamame said, disappearing behind her counter. Moments later, she placed a brown package in front of you. “Seo, would you give this to Satori when you get back to her palace? She ordered some liquor from me two days ago, but I haven’t got the chance to send them to her.” The earth spider smiled again. “Please send her my regards.”

“Sure thing.” You said. “At least it’s not too heavy.”

“Get going with the delivery. You don’t want to make her wait now, do you?”

---

Once you were out of the bar, you began hauling the package as you started trekking back to the Palace. The contents were heavy, and you need to be very careful with the package Satori had ordered from the ground spider. As you move around, the bottles in the box clinked randomly.

Since you can’t see much in front of you, you have to keep saying your ‘excuse me’s as you pushed through the people in that area.

However, you tripped on a rock and fell flat on your face again, and this time, you had the package flew off from your hands.

“Oh crap!”

You were expecting to hear the bottles break into pieces, but you didn’t hear any sound except the sound of the bottles clinking together. Slowly, you opened your eyes and saw a pair of shackled feet on wooden getas. You looked up and saw a blue skirt. You know who it belongs to; it’s Yuugi the one-horned oni.

“Whoa, easy there.” Yuugi said as she balanced the package. “Are you okay, Seo?” She then helped you to stand up.

“Probably. This is the second time I fell flat on my face.” You responded while dusting off your uniform. “Eh, are you done with the roof already?”

“Yeah, done it within record time.”

You noticed that she is holding a couple of baskets with a variety of groceries in them.

“So where are you going with those groceries?” You asked Yuugi.

The oni smirked. “Satori told me that if I want to join her for dinner, all I have to do is bring some groceries for her to prepare.”

“I see.”

“Hey Parsee! Hurry up, will ya?!” She hollered.

“I’m coming, dammit!” The blond-haired girl replied in an annoyed tone, with another basket full of groceries in her hands. “This thing is heavy, Yuugi! You should help me carry some of it at least!”

“Now let’s get going, shall we?”

---

Back at Palace of the Earth Spirits…

“Oh? Back already?” She said. “And is that the liquor I asked from Yamame?”

“Yes. She said it herself.” You said, lowering the box so that it will not cover your view from Satori. “Where should I put this?”

The mindreader pointed at the kitchen’s direction. “Just put it on the table. I’ll take care of the rest.”

“Copy that, ma’am.”

“Hey, Satori! You wouldn’t mind if we brought along something for dinner, d’ya?”

She smiled at Parsee and Yuugi. “I don’t mind. Though, can we finish the dinner with that much food you’re bringing along?”

“Probably.” The oni shrugged. “I think Parsee and Seo can finish it all if we couldn’t!”

“H-hey! I’m not a heavy eater you know!” Parsee yelled, punching Yuugi’s arms repeatedly.

“Not me either!” You replied, calling out from the kitchen.

---

Upon returning to your post, you see Orin and Utsuho curiously inspecting your Death Machine. You were really surprised. You hope that they did not mess around with the preset tracking and firing settings; otherwise you will be in a lot of trouble with your superiors if that were to happen.

“Hey, what are you two doing with the DM?” You called out, alerting the two.

“Oh, mister. It’s nothing. We’re just poking around with it.”

“Whatever you do, don’t mess up with the settings.”

“What settings?” Orin asked. “Like we said, we’re just poking it in random places.”

“Say, mister, this thing shoots danmaku, right?” Okuu asked curiously.

“From what I was told, it’s refitted with danmaku rounds.” You recalled. “At least that’s what I have heard.”

“Hey mister, how about you play danmaku against me and Okuu with this thing? I bet it’ll be fun~”

“Well… I don’t know…”

Mess around with the Death Machine with them?
[] Sure, why the heck not?
[] No. I am not supplied with enough ammo packs for the DM.
[] Maybe later.
[] “How about we skip the DM and use something else; like a battle rifle instead?”

[x] “How about we skip the DM and use something else; like a battle rifle instead ?”

>>6017
Thanks.

[c] “How about we skip the DM and use something else; like a battle rifle instead?”

[x] “How about we skip the DM and use something else; like a battle rifle instead?”

wish I found out about this sooner, but it's a pretty interesting story so far, with say Gourmet Koishi references. But being so trip prone isn't a promising sign for a soldier.

Where's Kisume?

>>6040
She will show up sooner or later, in one way or another.

>>6041

I'm glad

I wonder, if we choose other than go to the city, would we met Kisume by any chance?

It's probable, since the order of Touhou characters who Seo will meet in the Underground City would also be different. For example the order could be, Kisume -> Yamame -> Parsee -> Yuugi.

Saging, since I am writing some drafts as a timesaver. And since TF2 & L4D2 took quite a while to finish updating, I might as well play MW2 Multiplayer, screw some Domination matches for the heck of it.

[X] “How about we skip the DM and use something else; like a battle rifle instead?”

Future: [X] Get more Ammopacks for the ADM.

Alright. Vote will be called at Tuesday, 5 PM +8 GMT.

You can expect Part 6 within the next few hours after I called the vote.

VOTE RESULT

[X] “How about we skip the DM and use something else; like a battle rifle instead?” – 4 Votes

Extra:
[X] Get more Ammopacks for the DM. – 1 Future Vote

Somehow this will be much longer in length than part 5. Enjoy reading your weekly dose of Infiltrator.

---

“How about we skip the DM and use something else; like a battle rifle instead?”

“What’s a battle rifle?” Okuu asked.

You didn’t reply to that, instead you pulled your standard issue SCAR-H from your back. You only turned the safety off, since the rifle has already been chambered when you met Utsuho the hell raven few hours ago.

“My third leg looks much better than that.”

“At least you don’t have to worry about reloading.”

“Unyu?”

Orin looks a bit disappointed. “Aw, oh well. A battle rifle would do just fine.” She then calls upon a number of zombie fairies alongside her. “Since this is your first danmaku battle, we’ll go easy on you mister!”

“Yeah, I hope I don’t get blown to oblivion by your friend over there when you’re trying to take it easy.” You muttered, referring to Utsuho. You took the helmet placed on the care package that you have neglected earlier today, before you strapped them on to your head.

“Shall we start then?”

“Alright, let’s do this.”

As you aimed down your Red Dot Sight, you fired your first few bursts from the SCAR-H.

---

“Ok, folks. Sorry to interrupt your drinks and stuff, but I have to close early for an event at Satori’s place.”

“Oh great. I just ordered my food.” One of your customers groaned, as he finished his sake cup. “Put the food on tabs, I’ll pay it tomorrow.”

“Here you go.” One of your customers put a few coins on the counter. “Keep the change. Have a nice day, Yamame.”

“Yeah, you too.”

When all of your customers had walked out of the bar, you spent a few minutes cleaning up. After it’s all done, you walked out of your liquor shop to lock the doors while bring along a wooden bucket with you. From the point where you are standing now, you can see the Palace of Earth Spirits very clearly. For some reason though, you can see that the rooftop of the palace is somewhat lively with danmaku. You can also see lines of fire shooting out to the top of the cave in bursts.

“Well, what do you know? Someone’s starting up a danmaku battle at Chireiden. Let’s go, Kisume.”

A head popped out of the bucket you are holding in your arms to nod once at your words, before she held on the bucket’s rims.

“Hang on tight. We’re flying high.” You said to your companion in the wooden bucket before you took off.

---

“Ha, ha! You missed!” Okuu taunted as she evaded the bullets you fired at her.

It seems like for the first few minutes you were doing well at attacking them, but now you’re missing every shot you fire. You had spent a lot of your energy while dodging bullets and shooting back at them with your battle rifle, which is the reason why your performance in the firefight is degrading.

Even though both the kasha and the hell raven have large gaps in their patterns, you seem to have trouble dodging most of them due to the fact that you are mostly grounded. They are not using their spellcards just yet, but somehow this had proven to be tough for you.

Orin have been using her zombie fairy friends to shoot out danmaku, while Okuu had been shooting small balls of energy out of her third leg.

“If this keeps up I’m going to run out of bullets…” You shrugged that thought off and kept firing at the two in bursts until the rifle dryfires.

“Changing mag!” You yelled, shaking out the empty magazine out of your SCAR-H before you inserted a fresh one. However, Orin used this chance to bombard you with her zombie fairies.

The fairies charged at you in a speed that you didn’t have time to switch to your sidearm or even reload cancel, and they managed to down you on the floor. You had also lost your grip of your SCAR-H when you were charged into.

“Alright, Okuu. That’s enough.” Orin said which made her hell raven companion lower her arm cannon. “Come on, mister, you should do better than just dodging and hip-firing~!”

“Well, I’m trying to get into the game actually.” The zombie fairies that charged into you laid themselves right next to you. The one you saw earlier today can be seen lying on your head. “Can you get them off me? I can’t stand up.”

The kasha smiled as she claps her hands thrice. By doing so, she attracted the zombie fairies’ attention. “Come on guys. You all have something else to do.”

Yamame landed right next to your body. “My, my. What do we have here? Busy doing something, my little Seo?”

“More like busy trying to get up in the first place.”

“Well, up you go then.”

“Ah! Yamame! So nice to see you around!” Orin gave the spider woman a big hug. “Did you bring Kisume along?”

“Sure, I di-” Before Yamame could even finish her sentence, she heard something snap.

“Eek!”

“MISTER! LOOK OUT! Orin yelled as she ran towards you.

“Huh?” At this point, you began to notice that something is falling from above. You looked up and...

CRACK

Then everything went black for you.

“Ouch.” Yamame cringed.

---/Few minutes later/---

When your vision returned to normal, you are greeted by the face of a green-haired girl in a bucket, Yamame, Orin and Okuu.

“Are you okay, Seo?” Yamame asked.

“I don’t think so… What the heck happened?”

“Kisume’s rope snapped when I was going to lower her down slowly. She’s a bit shy to meet a stranger, like you, Seo.”

You touched your head and you felt relieved that the helmet is still there, not even a dent could be detected on it.

“I guess the helmet saved me from a coma for today.” You made a remark.

“I’m sorry…” Kisume muttered while she’s trying to hide in her bucket.

The girl looked so cute; you could pass out again with her cuteness. ”How adorable.”

“Seo, can you do me a favor?”

“Sure. What is it?” You asked as Yamame helped you to get up again. Then, the spider woman lifted Kisume’s bucket by its handle, before she held it to pass it over to you. “You want me to carry her?”

“Yes, please. Don’t worry; she’s not as heavy as you think.” She assured. At this point, you took the bucket. “Up you go, girl.” Yamame said as you lifted Kisume’s bucket to your head. “Now watch your head, Kisume. You too, Seo.”

Kisume nodded silently.

“You don’t have to remind me though. I got enough self-inflicted and environmental headshots for the day.”

Orin and Okuu laughed heartily when they heard your response. You could only roll your eyes away in irritation.

“Alright, all of you. Let’s get to the dining hall. The dinner would be ready soon.”

---

“Looks like everyone is gathered here, yes? I like the way this dinner turned out to be a small and impromptu feast.” Satori said as she saw you running down the stairs with Kisume’s bucket in your hands and Yamame following suit behind you.

“We can make it to celebrate a new family member!” Yuugi laughed. “Right, Parsee?”

“Whatever.” She replied to the oni’s question with a sour face.

“Come on, don’t be like that. I mean, it’s not always we have a human living around here.”

Still, the sulk never left Parsee’s face. ”I wonder what is so special with that human that she becomes friends with him that fast… I’m jealous…”

When you arrived at the dining hall, you noticed that the bridge princess is glaring daggers at you but you didn’t respond to her.

---

“CHEERS!”

“CHEERS!”

Everyone in the dining hall raised their glasses and bottles to the air before they drank their liquor. You drank a little, but Satori had to drink more than a cup since her pets keep pouring sake into her cup.

You on the other hand are much focused on eating but you cannot help noticing that someone is stealing your share from your chopsticks. Irritated, you picked another piece of meat with your chopsticks in the boiling nabe pot.

And then you felt a slight tug from your food on your chopsticks. Nobody, except you were eating with you now. That makes it one-on-one.

“Oh no you don’t!” You screamed mentally, this time eating the piece of meat from your invisible rival.

“Hey! That’s mine!” A girl’s voice could be heard. Everyone in the dining room paused from whatever action they are doing and fixed their gaze to the table.

“Koishi.” Satori called. “If you please…”

You hear a sigh, before a woosh-ing sound could be heard, and your food-stealer appeared right before your eyes.

“How can you even see me?” Koishi asked.

“I might not noticed you if you don’t start stealing my food from my chopsticks.”

“But it’s not stealing!” Koishi retorted. “Isn’t this what you humans call sharing?” She said dreamily.

“Well you’d better get your terms corrected. Now let’s eat in peace, shall we?” Satori’s sister pouted at you.

”I really hope Koishi would get along with Fujisaki. It’s not like he’s here to stay for just a day…” Satori thought as both you and Koishi began a small quarrel over a shiitake mushroom.

The oni and the spider woman had also started eating as well, while the bridge overseer ate only a little before she forced herself to drink a bottle of rice wine.

After your little argument with Koishi ended in your favor, she began drinking some strong wine you brought along earlier, glass after glass.

“Whoa. Slow down, Koishi. It’s not like that I’ll finish every bottle I see on the table.” Yuugi commented.

“Ahhahahaha~ because you’re an oni, I’ll be an oni as well~ *hic*”

“Oh dear. I think it’s getting to her.” Yamame remarked.

“I will not lose to *hic* a huaman in *hic* drinking~”

“Knock yourselves out. I don’t drink much.” You thought, since you only drank three cups of rice wine, and nothing else.

THUD

“She’s down.” Yuugi said. “I think Koishi’s overdoing it.”

“REDALiCE's song is so cool… Why is it so cool...? Aah, it is really enviable...unfair... unpleasant... disgusting... depressing... noxious... detestable... shameless....” Parsee muttered before she slumped over on the table, unconscious.

“One more down for the count.” Yamame said as she munched on the mushroom she took it from Yuugi’s chopsticks. “Yummy.”

“Dammit, Yamame, that’s my share!”

The spider woman chuckled as she chewed on the mushroom. “The fastest get theirs first.” She then turned to Seo. “Where are you going, Seo?”

“I’m sending them to bed, Yuugi. Up and at ‘em.” You said as you hauled Satori up in your arms in a bridal catch. “Ma’am, you’re heavy.”

After that, you carried your employer all the way to her room, where you carefully laid her on the bed so that she won’t wake up.

She did wake up anyway when you tried to leave the room.

“Just… bring along Koishi, Okuu and Orin here…” She said weakly. “Sorry for troubling you, Fujisaki…”

“It’s okay. It’s my work anyway.” You responded before you closed the door to the room, leaving the mindreader alone for the moment.

When you are at the dining hall, you saw Yuugi with Satori’s pets over her shoulders. “Need a hand?” The oni offered. Looks like you don’t need to make three return trips to carry them upstairs.

“Sorry for the trouble.” You said. “Please bring Utsuho and Rin to Satori’s room, Yuugi. I’ll carry Koishi.”

“Sure thin’.”

“Think we’d be off from here as well.” Yamame said as she flew over to you, surprising you with a kiss to the forehead. You froze in embarrassment due to her actions. “My shop will be open until midnight, if you need any advice, just head over there.”

“Got it.” You said while blushing slightly.

“See you soon.” Yamame then walked away and waved goodbye at you with Kisume’s bucket handle in her left hand. The poor girl had been drunk since Yuugi deliberately filled her bucket with a large amount of strong sake.

You lifted Koishi in same manner as you did with her older sister, following Yuugi who is waiting for you at the staircase.

Back at Satori’s bedroom, Yuugi slowly placed the kasha and the hell raven next to their master. Since the bed is not large enough for the fourth person, you placed Koishi on the sofa. Then, you and Yuugi took off their shoes and threw them at a corner. Finally, both of you pulled the blanket over their body, so that they would be warmed up in midst the night’s cold. Yuugi later left the room, closing the door shut.

“Thanks for the help, Yuugi.”

“No problem. Well then, I think that’s it for today now.”

“Yeah.” You said. “Wait, what about Parsee?”

“I’ll carry her home. No worries.”

“If you say so, then.”

Yuugi then left the palace with a wave of goodbye, and the oni disappeared as she descended down the stairs. You on the other hand returned to your room for a quick bath and a change of clothes before you headed to bed for a good night’s sleep.

---

“…”

The room was hot and stuffy. You were sure you had put the ceiling fan on before you went bed, but yet…

Wait a moment.

There’s something lying on you. No, not one but there are two heavy things lying on you.

Trying not to panic, you began feeling around with your free hand. Well, there’s hair, a neck, ears… and something else you could only describe as squishy.

”Are those breasts?”

Shaking off that thought, you put your head on the heads and began feeling around once again, avoiding the chest area.

What else did you feel?
[] Something furry and fluffy, and are those feathers too?
[] Something with a hairband with a heart on it. There’s also a hat with a ribbon on it.

What would you do?
[] Go back to sleep.
[] Slip out of the bed.
[] Wake them up.

[X] Something with a hairband with a heart on it. There’s also a hat with a ribbon on it.
[X] Wake them up.

"Excuse me, but what are you doing in my bed?"

What else did you feel?
[x] Something furry and fluffy, and are those feathers too?

What would you do?
[x] Wake them up.

[X] Something with a hairband with a heart on it. There’s also a hat with a ribbon on it.
[X] Wake them up.

>REDALiCE's song is so cool…
Careful, Parsee, the fourth wall can't take much weight.

[x] Something furry and fluffy, and are those feathers too?

[x] Wake them up.

[c] Something with a hairband with a heart on it. There’s also a hat with a ribbon on it.
[c] Wake them up.

[X] Something with a hairband with a heart on it. There’s also a hat with a ribbon on it.
[X] Wake them up.

Satori's the only one I can't imagine pulling a stunt like this. Therefore, she has to be one of the ones to do it.

>>6073
>Satori's the only one I can't imagine pulling a stunt like this.
It's plausable, considering Orin and Okuu got her to drink until she passed out.

[X] Something furry and fluffy, and are those feathers too?
[X] Wake them up.

What's wrong with a hell cat and a nuclear powered crow?

Votes will be called tomorrow at 5PM +8 GMT as usual.

Have fun voting.

>>6065
[x] Something with a hairband with a heart on it. There’s also a hat with a ribbon on it.

[x] Wake them up.

>“Changing mag!” You yelled,
What. In a (1 on 1), this never happens. Maybe in loud, squad combat, but not in (1 on 1).

[X] Something with a hairband with a heart on it. There’s also a hat with a ribbon on it.
[X] Lie there, and enjoy the feeling for a while.

Also, could you use some sort of different paragraph seperator when you switch perspectives? It's fairly easy to get confused otherwise.

>>6080
>What. In a (1 on 1), this never happens. Maybe in loud, squad combat, but not in (1 on 1).
Let's say he's under pressure, everything gets mixed up in his head.

>Also, could you use some sort of different paragraph seperator when you switch perspectives? It's fairly easy to get confused otherwise.
Got it. Will implement that starting from the next update onwards.

VOTE RESULTS

[X] Something with a hairband with a heart on it. There’s also a hat with a ribbon on it.
[X] Wake them up.

Haha, poor guy. Here you go, people.

---

In the darkness, you groped around and felt something like a hairband with a heart on it. “It’s Satori.” You thought. The one on your right wears a hat with a ribbon on it. “And this should be Koishi.”

You were wondering why the two were sleeping on your bed, even though both had their own. If they somehow felt uncomfortable with their beds and walked out of the room, how on earth can both Komeiji sisters get into your room?

Oh wait, they have a second key. But still…

Oh what the heck. You have to wake them up so that they didn’t crush you in your sleep. You started waking Koishi up first by shaking her shoulder.

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…” She groaned.

No response other than the groans from her, so you tried your employer instead by shaking her shoulders.

“… Uh…” Satori moaned as she stirs up. “What is it, Seo…?” She said. Man, her breath reeks of the alcohol she drank last time.

“No offense ma’am, but you’re sleeping on my bed…” You said to your employer.

“Utsuho kept trashing around until I got kicked off my bed, so I decided to use yours instead.” She replied to your question. “I have the secondary keys to your room, if that’s what you’re thinking.”

“I knew it.” You thought. “And what about your sister?”

“What about Koishi?”

“She’s… lying around right next to me.”

“… urgh… she must have been following me… I didn’t notice that she’s there.” Satori then paused a bit. “Ow, ow, ow…”

“Are you okay, ma’am?” You asked her in a concerned tone.

“My head, it hurts a lot…” She writhed.

“Uh, ma’am, I need you to roll off to Koishi’s side so I can fetch a glass of water for you.”

“Okay.” Satori agreed as she slipped out of your bed, before you did the same.

“Much better.” You thought as blood flowed back to your left arm.

You got yourself the needed drink from the kitchen and retuned to your room. By the time you reached your room, you found Satori has resumed her sleep. It seemed that the mindreader had left the nightstand light on in order for her to see in the dark as she waited. However, she fell asleep while waiting for you to arrive with the promised glass of water.

With Satori lying in the center of the bed, you decided to resume your sleep. But before you could, you were rolled onto and pinned down by Koishi instead.

”Dammit. Get off me already; I am not your teddy bear.” You thought, while trying to toss her off your stomach, but eventually you gave up and went to sleep.

---

//Cold Underground Morning//
Fujisaki “Spectre” Seo
Day 2, 07:03:10
Palace of the Earth Spirits
Scarlet Devil Mansion Guardians Division

Morning arrives without warning in the Underground City. Since there are no roosters to wake you up from your sleep in the underground areas, you had brought along an alarm clock you bought from Kourindou as a substitute.

The funny thing is that the alarm didn’t ring when it’s supposed to. Weird, since you had been shown by the shopkeeper that the item’s alarm was working properly. Someone must have turned it off deliberately.

The lights in your room were turned on as you open your eyes, and you were greeted by Koishi, Rin and Utsuho’s face in the same manner when you woke up from your unconsciousness yesterday.

“Good morning, you three.” You greeted them while stretching your arms out.

“Good morning, pervert~” Koishi teased.

“Pervert.”

“Pervert.” Utsuho mirrored her friend, grinning from ear to ear.

“Seo is a pervert~” the three of them called out in unison.

Angered with their remarks, you quickly scrambled from your bed to chase Koishi and Satori’s pets away from your room.

“What the hell was that all about?” You wondered as you returned back to your room.

That is until you bump onto Satori. The mindreader just woke up from her sleep, and she’s wearing nothing but a nightgown. Just a nightgown with no panties.

“G-good M-m-m-m-m-morning, Miss Satori.” You stammered while trying not to stare at your employer at odd places.

“Good morning…” She said groggily as she walked out of your room, presumably walking back to her own bed.

You sigh in relief that she didn’t comment about what you actually had in your mind about her near clothes-less state.

When you are busy making the bed, you picked up your alarm clock from your nightstand. It seems that the alarm will only ring about an hour later, in which you figured either Koishi or Satori’s pets must have tampered with the settings.

”Well there’s no use being angry about it now.” You set back the alarm clock’s settings to the right time and then you proceeded to take a bath and gear up for your second day of work.

---

“Alright, the DM’s all set.” You exclaimed after checking the condition of the Death Machine. After that, you took out the items in the backpack given to you yesterday. You haven’t checked the contents of the backpack yet.

Let’s see. There’s a log book with several pens, a wristwatch (glow in the dark, kinda) and a pair of combat gloves. You put on the combat gloves and wore the watch on your left wrist, and you left the logbook and pens in your backpack.

“Hey, mister.”

You turn around to face Orin, who is grinning mischievously at you. “How was your night with our masters?”

“Nothing special. Other than Koishi keeps hugging and crushing me like a teddy bear, everything’s normal.”

The kasha nudged you lightly. “Come on~ tell me how they are o – ow!” She was cut short off her words when you pulled her cat ears. “Hey! That hurts!”

“Now before you get me wrong, I totally didn’t sleep with your masters on purpose. And there are no love-making sessions included.”

“Aw. Too bad.”

You sat on the floor of your post, and Orin rested her breasts on top of your head.

“Orin!”

“What? You don’t see me do this on you often. Trust me, Okuu’s are much bigger than mine.”

Ignoring the kasha, you picked up the SCAR-H on the Care Package. “Reloading.” You whispered to yourself, before you inserted a fresh mag and then slapping the bolt release on the battle rifle. Immediately, you switched the fire selector to safe.

“You’re pretty backwards, mister.”

“Excuse me?”

“Oh, it’s nothing.”

The kasha slowly moved her breasts down from your head to your back. At this point she wrapped her arms around your waist while squishing her breasts on your back.

“Orin, do you mind?” You raised her voice, clearly irritated by her seductive behavior. “Stop doing that on me would you?”

“Why?” She said. You’re blushing heavily at this point, but your face is hidden from Orin’s view.

“Shouldn’t you be throwing corpses to burn them today?”

The catgirl shook her head. “I’ll only throw in the corpses when the heat needs some regulations.” She said. “In short, wherever you go, I will tag along~!”

“Oh brother.” Looks like it’s going to be a long day with her. Now then.

The Care Package looks like it’s full of something. Do you want to…?
[] Check the contents of the Care Package
[] Ignore it for now.

By the way, the DM’s all set, where would you go now?
[] Patrol around the Underground Rose Garden.
[] Check up on Satori’s condition.
[] Visit Yamame’s Poison House.
[] Go to the Bridge to the Surface World.

LOADOUT
-FN SCAR-H w/ Red Dot Sight + Foregrip (20 + 20) – Standard SDMGD Primary, attachments are not available as in yet. High damage and low recoil.
-Beretta 92FS (15 + 75) – Standard Sidearm for SDMGD. High capacity, low damage.
-BlackHawk Tatang (x1) – For melee and throwing.
-Basic SDMGD Gear (Kevlar vest, knee & shoulder pads, helmets are optional), Condition: 89% - Protects you from harsh danmaku battles.
-X1 Level 3 Sentry Gun aka the Death Machine, Condition: 100%, Ammo: 499/998 – For setting up defenses while you are away from your base. Detects heat signatures.
-Four Stun-nades, Two Frags, two Semtex Grenades.

PERKS
N/A as of yet.

SPELLCARDS
N/A as of yet.

MISC
Log Book – To record any event during your guarding trips.
Tritium-lighted Wristwatch – The watch that glows in the dark. Cool.
Combat Gloves – Slipping things from your grip? Not anymore if you are wearing these.

[X] Check the contents of the Care Package
[X] Check up on Satori’s condition.

Ensure your own house is in order, first.

>(20 + 20)
Geez, we used a lot of ammo. We DEFINITELY need to check that package.

[x] Check the contents of the Care Package

[x] Check up on Satori ’s condition.
[x] Patrol around the Underground Rose Garden.
[x] Visit Yamame’s Poison House.
[x] Go to the Bridge to the Surface World.

Gear up Seo coz you're going to check every corner of the underground today. In this order. And please wall me.

[c] Check the contents of the Care Package
[c] Check up on Satori’s condition.

>(20 + 20)
We really need to get Bandolier perk after this.

[X] Check the contents of the Care Package
[X] Check up on Satori’s condition.

Satori must have been really sleepy if she did not notice her own state of (un-)dress. Or our thoughts for that matter.

[x] >>6104

[X] Check the contents of the Care Package
[X] Check up on Satori’s condition.

I sense a cat in heat

Votes will be called tomorrow at 5PM +8 GMT as usual.

Have fun voting.

VOTE RESULTS
[X] Check the contents of the Care Package (6 votes)
[X] Check up on Satori’s condition. (6 votes)
[X] Patrol around the Underground Rose Garden. (1 Vote)
[X] Visit Yamame’s Poison House. (1 Vote) < Backup
[X] Go to the Bridge to the Surface World. (1 Vote) < Backup

>>6100
>Gear up Seo coz you're going to check every corner of the underground today. In this order.
I have to break the votes into different parts because running around the Underground City without any activity sounds boring. For our MC anyway.

>And please wall me.
Huh?

Here’s your weekly update of Infiltrator, people. Have fun reading.

---

“Hey mister.”

“What is it, Orin?”

“You know mister, when Zero and Roach brought along the large box over there,” She said, pointing at the Care Package with the SDMGD emblem spray-painted by Roach on the sides. “They didn’t leave a key to the lock with us.”

“I don’t have a key to the lock either.” You said, scratching the back of your head.

Orin tilted her head curiously. “Then how would you open the lock?” She asked.

You paused for a while to think on how to break the lock without a hammer. A couple of minutes later something hit you.

“I know a way.” You pulled your SCAR-H from your back sling, before you turned off the safety on the battle rifle. Too bad you don’t have a Masterkey right now, so your SCAR-H would do just fine as a replacement. “Out of the way, Orin.”

"'Kay." The kasha walked away and sat cross-legged to see you do your work.

You aimed at the lock on the Care Package before you shot a few rounds on it. Although the danmaku refit is not designed for breaching locks, it made a good job on putting holes on the padlock. With a hard kick, you broke the lock of the care package. Orin opened the lid of the package to reveal its contents.

You stood in awe as the contents of the care package is revealed upon you.

Inside the care package are…

* Walther WA2000 Semi-Auto Sniper
* Franchi SPAS-12 Pump-Action Mode
* M1014 12 Gauge Semi Automatic Shotgun
* TDI Vector
* Spare Stun, Flash and Frag grenades
* Boxes of ammunition of different calibers, an ammo pouch with several SCAR-H magazines are also included.

“Aha, now that’s the one thing I am looking for.” You said, reaching for the cloth ammo pouch in the package.

<<Ammo Pouch Acquired, Maximum Reserve Ammo Increased>>
SCAR-H (20 + 380), Beretta 92FS (15 + 135)

“There we go. Now we are packing.” You exclaimed as you pulled the straps of the ammo pouch tightly around your waist.

Orin chuckled. “Do you think you can last longer in danmaku battles now, mister?”

“I doubt I can win any danmaku matches even with you and your friend fighting alone.” You then slung your battle rifle to your back with the safety on. “Orin, I’d think we’d better check on your master.”

“You mean ours.”

“Whatever.”

---

With the DM’s all set to track intruders, you and Orin descended down the stairs to Satori’s bedroom. As expected, the door to her room is not locked, but you knocked thrice anyway.

After the three knocks, you and Orin walked in and turned on the lights.

Satori was still in bed, still in a state of undress and still fast asleep. Upon realizing that you are once again staring at her bottomless bottom, you quickly glanced away from her naked body.

“Uh, Orin, can you do me a favor and please help and dress Satori up?”

“Sure.” The kasha said, before she began raiding the mindreader’s wardrobe. “Hey, how does this one look for Miss Satori?” She held up a striped panty into your face.

“Anything goes, dammit.” You said in response, pushing her hands away.

“Then how about this one?” The kasha then pulled out a pair of black satin underwear that matches Satori’s nightgown.

“Orin!” You snapped at Orin with a half-yelling voice. “Honestly, I don’t know much about your master’s tastes, so like I said, anything goes. Just get her dressed so that I won’t feel too awkward. Okay?”

“Okay~” She replied with an impish smile on her face.

“Good. Meet me outside when you’re done.”

You exited the room, waiting for the kasha to finish dressing her master. After a few minutes, she walked out of the room.

“Are you done?”

“Of course I am.” She said. “Miss Satori looks happy when I made her wear that piece of underwear.”

Again, you felt uneasy with Orin, you decided to change your topic. “Any idea where Koishi is?”

The four-eared catgirl shook her head. “Nope.”

“Okay then. Let’s keep patrolling the palace.” You said.

---

After finishing your rounds inside the palace’s interiors, you decided to walk outside to patrol the gardens and the outside compound. Orin is sitting comfortably on your head in her cat form while you focused yourself in patrolling the Underground Rose Garden.

The Underground Rose Garden is pretty surrealistic since it has roses of different colors other than red, most of them you have never seen or heard from your local florist shop before.

You’re sure as heck that sunflower lady doesn’t grow blue roses in her garden either.

“Beautiful isn’t it?” Orin started. She doesn’t open her mouth when she talks, but rather a pulsating purple aura appears when she speaks. “The blue roses are wonderful to look at once in a while.”

“How do these flowers grow in the underground without a sun anyway?”

“Oh we do have a sun actually.” She said. “Okuu must have forgotten to launch a small one in the air today.”

And as you kept walking with Orin on your head, you heard a girlish giggle.

“Did you hear something, Orin?” You asked the kasha.

Orin nodded before replying to your question. “You bet I did.”

You heard the rose bushes flutter, making you more alert about your surroundings. Orin had jumped off from your head as you turned the safety on your battle rifle off. She used her cat ears to scan around the area.

“Come on out, come out wherever you are…” You whispered.

All of a sudden, you are ambushed by someone and you fell flat on your back.

“Hahaha~! Gotcha~!” Ah. It’s Koishi.

“I should have known it’s you.” You said as you shoved her off your face. “You seem a bit playful for today.”

“As usual.” She gave out a bright smile.

You stood up and turned on the safety on your rifle once again before you slung the SCAR-H over your back.

“Hey Seo.” Koishi called for your attention.

“Yes?”

“Do you mind if I ask you a favor?”

You stare at her. She sounds somewhat suspicious. “What is it?”

“There are three things I need you to do Seo, but you can choose only one.” She said. “One, kidnap Kisume and bring her here. Two, bring me a charred salamander. And the last one is…” She paused for a while. “Strip Orin naked. Riiiiiiiiiiiight here.” Koishi pointed on the ground with her index finger.

“Eeeeeeh?!” You shrieked in surprise. “Surely you can’t be serious?!”

Koishi laughed heartily at your response. “I’m just kidding about the last part.” She said, still chuckling.

“Miss Koishi, you’re a meanie.” Orin pouted at her master.

“It’s just a joke, Orin. Don’t be offended~” Koishi then turns towards your position. “Now then, where were we again?” She asked. “Ah yes. Alternatively, I want you to bring me to Yamame’s Poison House as fast as possible. If you help me, I’ll give you something special~” Koishi said.

“I don’t know… should we give it a try, Orin?” You asked the kasha.

“Your challenge, your call.”

You tap your temples while trying to decide which Koishi’s request that you’re capable to accomplish. “I’ll…”

Accept her request?
[] Accept
[] Decline

Which one? (Pick one.)
[] ‘Kidnap’ Kisume. Do it without raising Yamame’s alarm.
[] Find a salamander and burn it. Sounds tasty.
[] Bring Koishi to Yamame’s Poison House as fast as possible.

If you decline her request where would you go then?
[] Visit Yamame’s Poison House.
[] Go to the Bridge to the Surface World.

New Item!
Ammo Pouch – Double your reserves, double your weight.

[X] Accept
[X] Do 'em all!

I'm feeling proactive.

[X] Accept
[X] Bring Koishi to Yamame’s Poison House as fast as possible.

Strip orin while at it? (JK)

that was a very hilarious chapter.

[X] Accept
[X] Bring Koishi to Yamame’s Poison House as fast as possible.

>[] Find a salamander and burn it. Sounds tasty.
Wait, is this a normal salamander, or the mythical fire kind?

>>6131
This guy.

>>6132
So, mythical fire kind. That's what I was expecting.

>“I should have known it’s you.” You said as you shoved her off your face.

"It's your pet, the freaking headhumper!"


[X] Accept
[X] Bring Koishi to Yamame’s Poison House as fast as possible.
[X] Strip Orin later tonight

Hmm, what's our current weight and weight limit?

[X] Accept
[X] Bring Koishi to Yamame’s Poison House as fast as possible.
[X] Strip Orin later tonight

She was kidding? God, very funny Koishi, for getting my hopes up.

>>6134
His weight is at 79 kilograms, not counting the heavy stuff (ammo pouch) we are holding at the moment. As for our carry limit, I'd guess somewhere around 40-50 kgs.

[x] >>6130

I'd rather strip Okuu.

[X] Accept
[X] Bring Koishi to Yamame’s Poison House as fast as possible.

Also, in the event that you're still up for editing it, >>/at/8353 is finally done.

>>6140
Acknowledged.

>>6138

I rather love Okuu. Literally.

Update will be called by Thursday, 5PM +8 GMT.

By the way, have a sketch of Seo I made while waiting for the votes.

>>6149
So, we have chameleon-man?

Also, does that mean we weigh ~150lb (~80kg), and can carry 110lb(~50kg)?

>>6150
I'd get on to color him one day or another.

Also I presume that Seo weighs that much can carry that much. He did lift a lot of things when he takes care of his father's liquor store.

>>6149
It might just be me, but his eyes seem way too far apart.

Otherwise it's not that bad.

VOTE RESULTS
[X] Accept (7 Votes)
[X] Bring Koishi to Yamame’s Poison House as fast as possible. (6 votes)

Sorry for the wait, here's the ninth part of Infiltrator. The new paragraph separator for all characters, as requested by >>6080 are now online.

---

You tap your temples while trying to decide which of Koishi’s requests that you’re capable to accomplish. “I’ll…” You paused for a bit.

“Well?”

You made up your mind about her request. “I’ll accept your challenge, and I’ll carry you on my back all the way to Yamame’s Poison House.”

Satori’s younger sister beamed in joy. “Great!”

Orin however didn’t look too enthusiastic. “Uh, mister… there will be a bit of a problem.” The kasha started. “Early mornings like now are when the Underground City will be full of people, so getting around them on foot could be hard.”

You frowned. This will be tough. “Got any good ideas?”

“I’ll show you the way through the market areas.” The kasha said. “Oh, by the way… mister, please give me anything that is weighing you down. It’ll ease you in running a bit.”

“Sure thing.” You said. The only things that you have in your mind are the ammo pouch and your battle rifle.

The kasha unhooked the ammo pouch and the SCAR-H from you and she put them on. At this point, Koishi jumped onto your shoulders and it took a little bit of swaying around for you to get used to her weight on your shoulders.

When you finally stabilized yourself, you asked Koishi. “Is there a time limit or something?”

“I’ll start the timer once you run out of the gate. I presume we can get there in less than half an hour if you took a couple of shortcuts through the market~” Koishi shows off her watch, but instead of showing the hands of a watch, it shows numbers instead. You begin to wonder where she obtained the watch as you compared hers with your tritium-lighted watch.

“Are you ready, mister?”

08:29:40

“GO!” Koishi yelled, before you and Orin quickly started the sprint to Yamame’s Poison House.

--//Underground City//--

As soon as you, Koishi and Orin reached the Underground City, Orin jumped on top of a roof as a lookout for crowded area.

“Turn right into the alley!” Orin yelled to you while she ran on the rooftops. You made a quick turn to the alley on your right, and you went through to a different row of shophouses. More people walking around in this area, but less packed.

“Mister! I saw an opening dead ahead! Hurry!”

“On it!”

You sprinted through the amount of market goers, but Koishi’s weight on your shoulders are making your turns much difficult.

“There are too many people blocking the front area! Side step and take the alley on the left for the roof!” The kasha yelled at you.

Koishi kept humming a song as you ran to the left, but it’s a dead end with wooden boxes. Fortunately, the boxes you are stepping on are rather solid – they didn’t break when you step on them.

“Follow me and watch your step! The roof tiles are not strong enough to hold your weight!”

You followed the Kasha right behind her so that you won’t fall through the roof.

--// Parsee \\--

Being a girlfriend to an oni is somewhat very troublesome. You have to spend time drinking with her a lot and somehow it is irritating you.

“Follow me and watch your step! The roof tiles are not strong enough to hold your weight!” You heard Satori’s pet yelling, before she ran past you on the rooftops overhead, with the human guard and Koishi on his shoulders following right behind her. The latter is happily flailing her arms around – trying to mimic a bird in flight.

“Now what were those three up to now?” You stopped walking and wondered aloud.

“Oh? Isn’t that Seo?” Yuugi said as she stopped walking. “Looking kind of energetic today, isn’t he?”

“I don’t care.” You said, glancing away. “Why should I care about a human anyway?”

Yuugi laughed as she slapped your back.

“That hurts, god dammit!” You yelled at Yuugi, but she grinned at your response.

“Y’know, you really need to loosen up a bit.” Yuugi said while sipping sake from her dish. “It’s not like we often see a human around here.”

“What’s so important about him anyway? He looks like a weakling to me.” You replied. “Geez.”

"You know, humans are interesting creatures." Yuugi said.

“Whatever.” You pouted.

--- [Seo] ---

At this point, you began to feel that your body, especially your legs, started to strain. You hope that you would reach Yamame’s Poison house before fatigue takes over you.

“The clock is ticking~” Koishi spoke with a sing-song voice despite the fact that you’re beginning to feel the strain.

“Shut up and enjoy the wind!” You snapped.

While you can’t see her face, you are pretty sure that Koishi is pouting at your answer.

“Jump for it!” Orin yelled, as she jumped off the roof.

While you are about to follow the kasha and land safely, Koishi kept flailing her arms around to annoy you more.

“STOP FLAILING GOD DAMMIT! YOU’RE THROWING ME OFF BALAN-”

CRACK

Oh god.

You’re falling.

“WHOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”

Your whole world turned upside down when you hit a weak roof tile and fell off the roof. Koishi lets go of her hold on you on air, and she landed on her feet gracefully. You on the other hand were hoping that you didn’t fall on your head on this one…

…

…?

“Kii!” A shriek prompts you to snap out of your thoughts of death by skull fracture, slowly.

“Can’t let you fall like that, little ghost!” Orin exclaimed with a look of satisfaction on her face.

As you open your eyes, you felt like something had just broken your fall. You also noticed that you were hovering.

And then a hitodama hovered in front of your face.

“Zoffies.” You thought.

“That’s a close call, mister! If I didn’t react in time, that fall would be a skull fracture for sure!”

“Okay, okay. I get the point.” You said, breathing out a sigh of relief. “Can you let go of me now?”

Orin grinned. “Sure thing, mister.” She said with a wave of her hand.

At once, her zombie fairies let go of their hold on you, and as a result, you fell on your back with a loud thud. Orin could be heard laughing out loud soon after.

“You didn’t specify exactly where you want me to put you down, so I put you down on the air instead!”

What a cruel joke. “Very funny, Orin. Veeeeery funny.”

Yamame heard the ruckus and walked out of her bar, standing near your head. “What’s going on here, Seo?” She asked.

“Err, wait. I can explain.” “Well Koishi asked me to bring her to…” Wait a moment. Where is she?

The spider woman crossed her arms. “What about her?”

“She uh… disappeared…” You muttered. “I knew she’s going to do that.”

“Come on, don’t be a baby. Just get up to your feet.” Yamame spoke while pulling your arms so that you can stand; but she noticed that you are limping. “Are you okay?”

“Probably.”

---

Yamame brought you up to her room on top of her bar. The spider woman made a quick check on your legs, and minutes later she gave out a small smile.

“It’s nothing much. You just strained you tendons because you ran without warming up.” Yamame said. “You’d be okay, if you rest for a bit. If you’re all okay go downstairs and I’ll prepare you some snacks. They are not for free of course.”

“Sure.”

After Yamame left you with Orin and Kisume, an audible ‘whoosh’ could be heard before Koishi appeared in front of you. Kisume apparently ignored the sound, since she was busy petting the sleeping kasha.

“Where the hell did you go just now?” You asked.

“Don’t be angry, I did it just for fun. Here’s your reward anyway.” Koishi then looped a small pendant around your neck.

<<Green Ability Gem Acquired>>
Marathon – Extend Your Sprinting Time.

“What’s this for?” You asked.

“Next time, try running again with this on.” Koishi then pecked your cheek before she disappeared again.

Yamame had left your ammo pouch and SCAR-H on top of her kotatsu, and you went ahead to grab and loop the tan pouch over your waist. When were done, you lifted Kisume’s bucket and Orin in her cat form and placed the cat on top of your head.

“Okay, little hat and bucket. We are on the move.”

The kasha yawned before she resumed snoring.

---

“Feeling better now?” Yamame asked when she saw you walking down the stairs.

“I hope so.” You replied as you put Kisume’s bucket on the counter.

“Give me a minute; I’ll prepare some snacks for you.”

You sat down on an empty spot in the bar. You could see Parsee glaring daggers at you from one corner of the bar. Then, the bridge princess walked up to you with a scowl on her face and she slammed your table which made everyone in the bar stopped drinking and stare at your table. The liquor house becomes quiet in an instant.

“Yuugi said to me that humans are interesting creatures. But for me, you don’t look like anything special.”

Okay, that was too sudden. Now what?

“Your point?”

“I challenge you to a danmaku fight outside. I’m going to prove to Yuugi that you’re not special in any way.”

What should you do?

[] Accept Parsee’s danmaku challenge.
[] Decline her challenge
[] How about we do something that doesn’t involve fighting?
> [] Write in your challenge.

> [] Write in your challenge.
A race from Yamane's house back to the Palace of Earth spirits

[X] Decline her challenge.
[X] "Why are you so tense? I think you need a hug."
[X] Hug Parsee.

WHAT CAN GO WRONG?

[x] How about we do something that doesn ’t involve fighting?
-[x]A race from Yamane's Poison house to the Bridge to the Surface World(as a checkpoint), then continue to the Palace of Earth Spirits. The goal is at the Rose Garden. First to arrive, wins.
-[x] If you lose Parsee, I will give a hug. Why? Because you need to loosen up. For that, hug is the best solutionS for this give me a tour around the Underground City.

Unless someone else has better challenge, please do put it here.

To Zero: in TH-P, wall me means give me a longest/longer-than-usual updates. Prime examples of these comments are in the first few threads of Fallout Gensokyo and AoS final thread.

>>6170
I see.

It depends if I can write that long or not though. I usually end a chapter from up to 4-6 pages in Verdana 9.

Folks, I will be closing the vote this Wednesday, 5 PM +8 GMT.

[x] How about we do something that doesn ’t involve fighting?
-[x]A race from Yamane's Poison house to the Bridge to the Surface World(as a checkpoint), then continue to the Palace of Earth Spirits. The goal is at the Rose Garden. First to arrive, wins.
-[x] If you lose Parsee, give me a tour around the Underground City.

VOTE RESULTS

[X] How about we do something that doesn’t involve fighting? (3 Votes)
- [X] A race from Yamane's Poison house to the Bridge to the Surface World (as a checkpoint), then continue to the Palace of Earth Spirits. The goal is at the Rose Garden. First to arrive, wins. (3 Votes)
- [X] If you lose Parsee, give me a tour around the Underground City. (2 Votes)

Let’s rock. By the way, the pic is a gif file, click it for some bouncy goodness.

---

You don’t like the fact that you have to settle a dispute with a danmaku battle. Sure, while it’s a way of Gensokyo’s residents settle their differences; you don’t feel like wasting your ammo.

“Well? Are you a brave one or are you a coward?”

“Run. It’s the feat of who’s the fastest – if you’re choosing to be a pacifist.” All in a sudden, you heard a voice echoing in your mind.

“Huh?”

“I’m waiting, human…” Parsee said impatiently.

Well, if there’s no other way, you’d have to do play the pacifist.

“I’ll decline. How about we try something that doesn’t involve fighting?”

”Wimp.” Parsee thought. “So what’s your idea?”

“I challenge you to a race from Yamame's Poison House to the Bridge to the Surface World as a checkpoint. And then we continue all the way towards the Palace of Earth Spirits. The goal is at the Rose Garden.” You stared into her eyes with confidence. “First to arrive, wins.”

Parsee smirked. “That'll do, I suppose. I just happen to be a good runner as well,” she claimed. "And your wager?"

“If you lose, you'll be my tour guide for me around the Underground City this weekend. And if I lose…”

“And if you lose, you'll be our dakimakura next weekend.” Yuugi interjected as she entered Yamame’s bar. “How about it?”

“Y-Yuugi! This is my competition; let me choose what I want to do with him!” the bridge princess shouted, rounding on her.

The one-horned oni laughed heartily as she walked closer to your table. “But isn’t that the thing you actually want to do to him?”

You can see a crimson tint on Parsee’s face as she punched Yuugi’s chest repeatedly. “Stop saying things like that!”

The oni and Yamame’s customers turned their attention towards you. “So, Seo. What’s your say?”

“I don’t know… but I haven’t got the chance to go around this city, so why not?”

“No. I mean about the thing you had to do if you lose.”

You sighed. “Sounds okay, I guess.”

“Good.” Yamame said as she appeared from the bar’s kitchen with plates of noodles. “I guess both of you need to have a bit of briefing when it comes to a competition.”

The spider woman handed you the plate before you started eating the noodles. “Rule number one. Absolutely no cheating. Flying around is forbidden in this race.”

Parsee pouted.

“Rule number two. No rough-housing. Anyone who is guilty of hurting the other player during the race is subject to punishment. Also danmaku is not allowed for this competition.”

The bridge princess groaned.

“Finally, rule number three. Do not damage public property. Absolutely no running on the rooftops. Seo, this applies to you too.”

You choked on the noodles a bit. “Actually that was Orin’s idea, not mine.”

“I don’t care.”

Yamame repeated the rules once more before you agreed to the conditions set.

“Alright. I’ll follow it.”

“Oh, by the way, Seo, give me your pistol and one bullet please?”

“What for?”

“It’s for flagging both of you off for the race.” She replied.

“One moment.” You pulled out your M9, ejected the magazine and racked the slide to expel a round from the chamber. Then, you took out an empty mag from your pouch and loaded it with a danmaku-refit round, handing both the magazine and the M9 to the spider woman.

“You know how to use this?”

“I watch movies from the Outside World when I have the time.” By this time, you've finished eating. “Why don’t you go and have a good warm up before you start running?”

“Sure thing.”

--|| A Few Minutes Later ||--

Both you and Parsee are now standing outside of Yamame’s Poison House with the spider woman’s customers. They were talking to each other and you can also see the folks placing their bets on who will win the race.

“Are you two ready?” Yamame asked as she slapped the magazine into your M9.

“Ready to win.” Parsee said.

“I’m all set.”

“Good. On your mark…get set…” Yamame chambered the handgun by flicking the slide release before she raised your M9 to the air. “Go!” She pulled the trigger, and an earsplitting crack tore through the air. Both you and Parsee dashed off towards the bridge accordingly.

The handgun’s slide had locked back, and Yamame ejected the empty magazine out. She inserted a fresh one handed by Orin, before she turned the safety on the M9 off and handed it to Orin. The kasha then tucked it in the holster you left behind with her.

“Well, I wish you luck, Seo,” she muttered.

---

During the first leg of the race, you and Parsee seemed very even. Both you and her kept trying to overtake the other, but with no avail. That, however, changed when you reached the Bridge to the Surface World.

Yuugi and Kisume were on the other side of the bridge, waiting for you and Parsee as a checkpoint.

The moment she reached the bridge’s other end for the checkpoint; she swiveled around on the spot to turn and took off again, as if momentum did not apply to her. You, on the other hand, had to skid before you could turn around and resume your sprint to the Palace of Earth Spirits.

"How'd she take that turn so well?!" you yelled out.

“Whoa, how did she do that?” Kisume asked to Yuugi.

The oni smirked. “Parsee’s a Swerve Star.”

As you ran past the bar, Yamame waved her hand in your direction, but you had no time to wave back at her. You had to find some way to catch up to Parsee, and fast.

You and Parsee eventually came upon a steep flight of stairs. Without hesitation, the bridge princess leaped all the way down to the bottom. You, though, skidded to a stop. Jumping that far or even rushing down didn't look too inviting.

“Hey, why'd you stop?” someone shouted. You look up, and spot Orin staring at you from up on the rooftop. She must have wanted a better view of the race, and decided to follow you two.

“I don’t want to end up forfeiting the race with broken legs! There has to be a easier way down!” you responded, in between gasps. "Do you see one?"

“Turn around and look for the shortcut on your right!” she yelled. You do as she says, and took the alley on your right. You smiled when you see a less-steep downhill road, before you resumed your sprint to the palace.

“Go for it, mister!” The kasha cheered for you as you resumed your run for the palace.

--(( Satori ))--

You woke up sometime in the afternoon with your head still throbbing over yesterday’s drinking binge. You can't recall ever having so irritating a headache. With your pets (especially Okuu) interrupting your sleep, it was an unfortunate implication that you had to share beds with your guard.

“Orin? Seo? Okuu?” you called out, once when you had finished dressing up. “Anyone there?”

Once again, the palace, save for you, seems entirely lifeless.

You decided to check up on Seo’s post, only to find the Death Machine turning around on its tripod in search of contacts when you get there.

“He must have been to the Underground City again.” you thought.

“Satori-sama!” a voice called your name, which prompted you to turn around. It’s your pet kasha in her cat form. She transformed into her human-like form seconds later before she proceeded to give you a hug.

“Orin, have you seen Seo?”

Your pet smiled, which prompted you to read her mind briefly. “A race?” you asked, puzzled.

“Turn around, Satori-sama~”

And from the rooftop, you could see Parsee running towards your palace, with Seo following behind her. The latter was running in at an odd angle, and he seemed to be gaining on the winning horse.

“I'll fill you in later, but for now we need to get to the balcony over the rose garden – that’s where the race will end!”

--- [Seo] ---

Somehow, you managed to catch up to Parsee by straferunning. Although it looks very odd, it seems that you are going faster than just running alone.

“Faster! You can do it!” Orin cheered from the balcony overseeing the garden.

“You’re not gonna make it!” Parsee teased you over her shoulder, hoping to discourage you.

“Oh no you don’t!” you replied. Like hell you were going to lose. ”Just a little bit there, Seo, you can make it!”

In a last-ditch effort to get to the finish, you summoned every ounce of strength in your body and attempted a flat-out sprint, but something snagged your legs and made you fall end-over-end on your head – blacking you out almost instantly. You’re not the only one who fell, either; you heard Parsee yelp as well before everything goes blank on you.

---

When you next wake up, your mind is still a haze, and your vision blurred.

“Are you okay, Seo?” a voice asked. You cannot identify the owner of that voice, since it sounds as though it were mixed with someone else’s.

The hell with it; if you can’t recognize their voice, you can at least try recognizing them by their footwear. You raised your head off the stone walkway and…

What footwear is that?
[] Slippers
[] Boots with a heart on each pair
[] Geta
[] Mary-Janes without white socks
[] Mary-Janes with white socks

Note: Two of these vote options will raise the ‘Defeated!’ flag on you.

>[] Slippers
Satori.
>[] Boots with a heart on each pair
Koishi, duh.
>[] Geta
Yuugi.
>[] Mary-Janes without white socks
Orin.
>[] Mary-Janes with white socks
Either Yamame or Parsee. I'm tempted to say Parsee, but she took a fall too.

None of them are Okuu, who would've been spotted by her distinct concrete foot/electron leg combo.

>[X] Slippers

[X] Mary-Janes without white socks

[X] Slippers

[x] Mary-Janes without white socks

Parsee, how tsundere.

[c] Mary-Janes without white socks

Attention: votes will be called at Monday 5PM +8 GMT.

[x] Mary-Janes without white socks.

Hmm...

[x] Mary-Janes without white socks.

Keep up the good work, lad.

VOTE RESULTS

[X] Mary-Janes without white socks. (3 votes)

Looks like you guys have chosen the kasha. Let’s see what happens in this tenth update of Infiltrator.

---

“Are you okay, Seo?” a voice asked. You cannot identify the owner of that voice, since it sounds as though it were mixed with someone else’s.

The hell with it; if you can’t recognize their voice, you can at least try recognizing them by their footwear. You raised your head off the stone walkway and saw a pair of Mary-Janes without socks.

“Orin?” you called out. “Can you help me and Parsee get up?”

“Sure!” She said as she called a few of her zombie fairies to pull you back to your feet.

Her other zombie fairies on the other hand lifted the bridge princess and placed her on the bench nearby. Satori showed up shortly with a first aid kit and a bowl of water with a towel in her hands. The mindreader sat right next to you before she placed the items on the table.

“Don’t move, Seo. I need to clean your wounds.” Satori said as she brushed some dirt off your forehead with a wet towel. “Orin, give me the patch please.”

“Okay~” She said as she proceeded to rummaged the first aid kit.

The kasha then handed a small cotton patch to her master, and Satori applied it on your forehead. “There we go. All ‘patched’ up.”

“Thanks, ma’am.”

“Don’t mention it.” She then cast a glance at her pet kasha. “Alright, Orin. I want you to explain what the race is all about.”

“It’s a bit sudden, actually. We were off to Yamame’s Poison House under Miss Koishi’s request, but she made mister fell off the roof. I saved him in time though. When mister got all better from the fatigue, Miss Parsee challenged him to a race.”

“I see.”

Few minutes later, Yuugi and Kisume showed up at the rose garden. The oni made a small frown when she saw Satori patching up the unconscious bridge princess’ forehead.

“So what happened?” Yuugi asked when she arrived at the canopy with Kisume. “Who won the race?”

“Nobody did.” You said.

“What?”

“Someone tripped their feet and the match ended with a tie, Yuugi.” Satori spoke. “Reading through Seo’s mind shows that both of them took the fall at the same time.”

“Well that sucks. But still, the match needs to be decided.”

“I don’t want to run again for now.” You said. “My legs feel as if they are falling apart.”

Orin pulled out three coins from her dress’ pockets. “I know! We can break the tie with the good ol’ coin tossing!”

“Good idea, Orin.” Satori said. The oni then placed Kisume’s bucket on the walkway. “Kisume, would you mind checking the coins once Orin finished tossing them?”

“Sure!” The girl in the bucket chirped.

The one-horned oni then turned towards you. “Seo, yours are heads while Parsee’s are tails.”

Orin then turned to the walkway where you and the bridge princess took the fall.

“Here I go, mister! Hope that you will win this!” she said. “One!” Orin tossed the first coin. “Two!” There goes the second. “Three!” And with that she ran out of coins to throw.

Kisume tipped out of her bucket to see the coins lying on the stone walkway.

“What did you see, Kisume?”

“Um… all three of them are tails. That means Miss Parsee won the race.” She said.

When you heard that announcement from the bucket girl, you slumped on the table under the canopy and groaned. “Thanks, Orin.” You muttered venomously.

“What? What did I do?”

“Your optimism. It jinxed me.”

“Alright. I’ll see you this weekend at Yamame’s shop, then I’ll take you to her house.” Yuugi then held Kisume by her bucket’s handle and she carefully placed the unconscious Parsee on her left shoulder. “Off we go then. See ya later, Satori.”

“Yes. See you again, Yuugi.”

As the group of three disappeared from the rose garden, you propped your chin on your right hand. “Now I have been wondering… where exactly do Yuugi and Parsee live anyway?” you asked Satori when the three of them left the rose garden.

“They are living together.” She replied. “Yuugi used to live in a house in the city and Parsee lived in a cave – not too far from the Bridge to the Surface World. So, one day she visited Parsee’s place, she hatched an idea of building a house for her.” The mindreader then paused for a while. “She asked some people she knew from the surface to help her build a house for Parsee. And after that, the two lived together.”

“Ah.”

Satori chuckled for a bit. “No matter how hard she denies that she likes Yuugi, she actually likes her from the bottom of her heart.”

“How tsundere.” you thought, before you glanced at your watch. “Well, it looks like it’s gonna be night soon. I’ll be going upstairs to check on the DM.”

“Alright. Take your time.”

Instead of sprinting your way to your post, you decided to take a walk all the way up there.

---

When you are at your post, you took a quick check up on your equipment. All your weapons are fine, while your Death Machine is still busy looking for its target. You turned off the DM by pulling the power cord to the car battery at the bottom of the tripod.

After you are done, you returned to your room with the items you left with the kasha when you were at Yamame’s bar. By the time night arrives in the surface, you had already finished with your shift. You took a bath and dressed up in your usual T-shirt and tracksuits for preparing dinner, but before you could close the door to your room, you were tackled to the ground.

It’s a good thing you managed to shield your face from floor.

“Unyu~” Your captor murmured, as she kept rubbing your back with her breasts.

Gah, its Utsuho.

“Okuu, get off me, you’re as heavy as a boulder.”

Orin appeared few seconds later as she walked up the stairs to your room. She instantly spotted her friend on top of your back while you are lying on your stomach on the floor.

“Having fun lying around, mister?” Orin asked as she went all fours in front of you.

“No. Just get her off my back will you?”

“Not if you say please~”

This is getting nowhere. “Orin, can you please get your hell crow friend here to get off my back?”

The kasha shook her head playfully. “Don’t wanna~”

You groaned as you tried to stand up with the hell raven on your back. However, Utsuho pushed you back to the floor.

“Get off me, for god’s sake.” you muttered.

“Orin! What is taking you so long?” Satori’s voice could be heard calling for the kasha downstairs.

“In a minute!” She called back, unaware that her master is climbing the stairs to your room.

And before Orin could continue her antics, Satori showed up and pinched the kasha’s pointed ears.

“Ow, ow, ow!” she writhed as her master pulled her ears.

“So this is why you’re taking too long. Have pity on the guard already, the two of you have been teasing him like he is a toy since he was here yesterday.” She said. “Now, get yourselves prepared already if you two are going to follow me.”

Her pets then scrambled away from you and then Satori pulled you back to your feet.

“Thanks, ma’am.” You said.

“Don’t mention it.”

You noticed that the mindreader was holding a small bucket with some toiletries in her hands.

“Going somewhere, ma’am?”

“The Old Capital’s onsen. Are you coming with us?”

Ah yes, the onsen. You can see the hot spring’s symbol from the rooftop – not too far away from the palace. But hold on a second, Old Capital?

“What’s Old Capital? Is the Underground City’s divided into two?” You asked.

“Not really, it’s just another name for the Underground City.” Orin said as she returned back with her bucket. “We go there for a hot spring bath once in a while. And it’s a mixed bath too.”

Well, even though you already taken a bath, but…

Do you want to follow them to the Old Capital’s Onsen?

[] Yeah, sure. Why the heck not?
[] Mmmmm… I’ll pass.

[x] Yeah, sure. Why the heck not?

Beats being in the Palace by your lonesome. Perhaps you could even learn a little more about your employer while you're there.

[X] Yeah, sure. Why the heck not?

this should be fun~

[x] Yeah, sure. Why the heck not?

I don't think Okuu has any idea what effect her body has on guys. But as far as this vote, if you're invited, why not?

[X] Yeah, sure. Why the heck not?
inb4 Orin calling Seo a pervert

>>6244
>I don't think Okuu has any idea what effect her body has on guys.
Or maybe that's what she wants you to think. The birdbrain is smart enough to run a nuclear reactor.

[X] Yeah, sure. Why the heck not?

[X] Yeah, sure. Why the heck not?

Well now, it's not that bad we lose. The only bad thing about becoming a dakimakura is that we're going to be hug-crushed to death by Yuugi during sleeping.

[X] Yeah, sure. Why the heck not?

Mixed bathing? Count me in.

>>6245
that seems to be the only thing she's bright at.

Votes will be called at Friday 5PM +8 GMT.

Have a sketch of Seo I drew while waiting, this time using a tablet.

VOTE RESULT

[X] Yeah, sure. Why the heck not? (6 votes)

Alrighty then. To the Old Capital Onsen with Satori and her pets we go. Just watch out for slippery floors. Took me and my proofreading buddy quite a while, but here it is.

The remix where I got the idea to make this CYOA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjtkVhLi718

---

“Not really, it’s just another name for the Underground City,” Orin said as she returned with her bucket. “We go there for a hot spring bath every once in a while. And it’s a mixed bath, too.”

You've already taken a bath, but the heck with it.

“Yeah, sure. Why the heck not?” you replied. “So, what should I bring along?”

“Well, you don’t have an onsen set yet, do you?”

“Oh. Yeah, I forgot about that.”

Satori smiled. “Don’t worry; we’ll get you one there.”

---

The trip to the Old Capital's Onsen didn’t take long, you find out; it only took you about ten minutes to walk to the building with Satori and the others. Once you had arrived, Satori went to visit the reception desk while you, Okuu and Orin proceeded to the dressing rooms.

You waited for the hell crow and kasha to finish undressing. When they finished, they hurried out of the dressing room so that you could change in private. Unfortunately, that didn't prevent Satori from walking in on you about to remove your clothes, and rushing out seconds later when she saw you holding your undershirt.

Thank god you’re still wearing your trousers when she popped in.

“Hey mister, what's going on?” Orin asked, peeking in moments later, a towel wrapped around her chest. "You are joining us, right?"

“I’ll be there in a minute,” you tell her.

Your intentions are otherwise, however, as you slip off somewhere else.

--(( Satori ))--

While you were busy undressing, you’re quite flustered and embarrassed at the fact that you entered the dressing room while Seo was inside. You should have knocked first.

It doesn't take you long to finish with your clothes, despite your third eye, and you walk out from the room with your personal towel firmly around your chest. As you approach the main pool, where Orin and Okuu are busy splashing water at each other, there seems to be something amiss.

“Have either of you seen Seo?” you asked your pets when you noticed he was not among them in the pool. In your free hand was the new bucket you recently bought for him.

“I thought he said he'd be with us shortly.” Orin replied, frowning.

“Where could he have gone?” you wonder out loud. Instead of joining your pets, you decide to double back and look for your guard.

“Where are you going, Satori-sama?”

“I'm going to go look for Seo. He could be in a different pool. I shouldn't be too long if that is the case.”

“Okay.”

--- [Seo] ---

While Satori’s pets are soaking themselves in the hot springs, you on the other hand are secluded yourself behind a boulder in a different pool, away from Satori’s pets. You are quite sure that the mind-reader would be looking for you.

”Aaaaaaaaah~ this feels really wonderful. Stack on that the fact that I never visited a real onsen back at home,” you thought as you submerged yourself up to your neck. The warm water feels very comfortable against your skin. To top it off, there was a lack of unnecessary noise due to the onsen being quite deserted save for you, Satori and her pets.

As you let the hot springs wash away the stress that had been building up since a few hours ago, and perhaps even from yesterday, you heard a familiar voice.

"I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, Seo." It's none other than Satori, from behind the boulder you were resting against. "Would you mind if I joined you?"

“I wouldn’t mind,” you said with closed eyes, oblivious to her near-naked state. That is, until she waded out to the water in front of you – which made you open your eyes and… “Bwah!” you cried out in surprise, clutching your chest as if your ribs would fall out.

The mind-reader stared at you after your sudden outburst. “What? What’s wrong?”

“You just scared me half to death, showing up like... that.”

Satori then threw her white towel over the boulder you are leaning on before immersing herself right next to you. “Seo, have you ever seen a grown woman naked?” she asked casually, after rifling through your mind.

“No. Not to my knowledge. Not until now.” At this point you looked away in embarrassment. ”Oh dammit, I shouldn’t think of that when she’s around.”

A bucket with small sake bottles floated near the two of you.

“Sake?” you asked.

“No thanks.”

You let the bucket float away.

“It has been only two days that you worked around my palace and already a lot of things have happened. Is this a bit too hectic for you?” she asked.

You stretched your arms. “Not really,” you answer. “I liked the pace actually. My hometown in the Human Village is almost never as lively as this place.”

There is a pause after you finish speaking. You can hear Orin and Okuu laughing happily in the distance.

"Seo."

“Yes?”

“Do you want me to wash your back?”

“Eh?”

It’s a bit too sudden for you, but you comply with her request anyway. After all, it isn't very often you get the chance to have your back scrubbed for you – by your employer nonetheless.

---

After stepping out of the pool, you sat down on the stool Satori placed on the floor as she began to lather your black hair with some mint-flavored shampoo. “Ever considered getting a haircut, Seo?"

“Naaah. I like it messy,” you said, before Satori began massaging your scalp. You're hesitant to say it, but this feels really good. It's almost as if she had been doing this all of her life. Which might not be too far from the truth.

“Say, Seo. How many siblings do you have?”

“Five, three boys and two girls. I’m the youngest,” you replied. “Dad owns a liquor store and a convenience shop. Runs them both at the same time. Mother’s not so healthy. She's been sick for quite a while, actually, and we had to go visit the pharmacist in Eientei whenever she started having coughing fits.”

“I see,” she said. She seemed to be quite curious about your background. “Why did you join the armed forces and become a guard instead of following in your father’s footsteps?”

You closed your eyes to prevent the soap bubbles from getting in your eyes. “I don’t even like the concept of family-owned businesses. Dad had already chosen my eldest sister to continue his business, anyway.”
She continues to massage your scalp for a while longer before rinsing away the shampoo with a bucket of water from the nearby tap. The mint shampoo did a good job in making your head feel tingly fresh.

“Next up, your back.” The mind-reader said as she ran her soapy hands across your bare back. While she did so, Satori hummed a song. It sounded pleasant and lovely in its own regard. You'd hum along, had you the vocals.

“Is there something bothering you, Seo?” Satori asked.

You'd almost forgotten there was something on your mind. “Oh yeah. I’ve actually been wondering about your third eyes…” you started. “Why is Koishi's third eye never open?”

"The mind can harbor awful things sometimes. Things better off not seen," she explained. "Koishi saw those exact thoughts, of murder, of pain; of fear... they terrified her. I found her one day with her third eye shut tight, and she couldn't reopen it. Nor could she remember what made her close it in the first place." The mind-reader realized she stopped scrubbing your back and quickly made up for lost ground. "It looked like it turned out for the better, though. Not only is she not scared of the world anymore, she even goes above ground sometimes. Not that she's supposed to, but that's my carefree little sister for you."

“So carefree that she likes to tease me a lot?”

“She is quite fond of some humans, actually.”

“No wonder.”

When she’s done with the soap-lathering, she began scrubbing your back.

--|| Few Minutes Later ||--

“There, all clean.” Satori said, before splashing water on you. “Do you feel refreshed now?”

"The water's a bit cold," you reply.

The mind-reader chuckled after you said that. “It is unlike you to whine.”

"I'm not whining," you shoot back.

Satori was about to dry you up with her towel but, as she kept her focus on you, she slipped on a patch of soap water on the floor. She let out a shriek and fell on top of you; pushing you off the stool and making you slam into the floor back-first. You groan out in pain from being sandwiched. The towel that she had in her loose grip found its way into the air and landed rather neatly on her butt.

Uh oh. With her lying face down on your chest, both of you are now in a very compromising position.

“Are you okay, ma’am?” you ask, the pain at the point of impact flaring up your back and taking its toll.

"I'm okay... ow..." Satori grunted, stunned. Her frail body couldn't have fared much better.

Before you can manage to get her off you, or she to do so by herself, you spot Orin and Okuu peeking from behind a rock, and your face quickly drains of color. The kasha had a sinister smile on her face, while the hell raven looked as confused as ever.

Satori seems to notice her pets peeking from a distance, but she can only stare speechlessly at them.

“Uh, ma’am, I think you should be getting off me before anyone else sees us like this,” you tell her, worried. “I don’t want to think about what’ll happen, just get off my stomach… ow.”

Satori snaps her attention back to you. “Oh, right.” She then dismounts from your stomach. God, that was painful.

---

You, Satori and her pets spent about another couple of hours at the facility, most of that time giving Satori’s pets the same treatment their master just gave you. While Satori takes care of Orin, you are in charge of giving Okuu a bath. She is very ticklish, especially when you touch her wings.

“Mister, that tickles~” She cooed as she flutters her wings a bit.

You really did want to tickle her, and you would have, had you not spotted Satori’s third eye fixed on you again, looking at you as if to say, "Don't you do it." You don't press your luck after that, needless to say.

“Alright, you three. It’s time to leave,” Satori said suddenly.

“Aww, but…”

"No 'but's. You don't want to miss dinner, do you?"

Orin’s sour face quickly brightened up at her master’s remark. She quickly grabbed a towel from her master’s hands and ran towards the dressing room. Okuu faithfully followed her friend from behind, almost forgetting hers.

“Talk about enthusiasm,” Satori commented, folding her arms, before she followed her pets to the dressing room. You let her go first this time; you didn't want another repeat scenario.

Once everyone redressed, Satori then led the way to a food court near the onsen. The place is bustling with all types of different youkai, and it seems as if you are the only human in the area.
The food court is very noisy, with the hawkers shouting about to attract customers. The stalls were selling a similar variety of food to the oddities you have back home. Surprisingly, they were not too expensive – despite the fact that they look (kind of) exotic.

“Is it safe to eat?” you asked yourself.

“If you don’t know what to eat, then I suggest you order a ramen from the stall over there.” Satori suggested, casually pointing behind her.

Sounds good. Since you were starving anyway, you decided to go with the satori’s suggestion. She paid for the bowl of ramen, before she went to buy the food for her pets. Satori also bought a drink for you before she sat down at her pets' table. How nice of her. While you were eating, however, you noticed the glares of individuals around you directed towards the mind-reader who is happily watching her pets as they ate their dinner.

She herself seems to ignore the glares, but her third eye returns the stare in all its fervor. You almost get up and say something, but you don't want to break the mood unnecessarily. In the end, you go back to enjoying your noodles.

By the time you finished up your dinner and reached the palace alongside the others, you were fully spent. The only thing that you could think of is your fluffy bed, which you quickly dived into once you reached your room. Fatigue-driven sleep followed you soon afterward.

---

“…”

For some reason, your night’s sleep didn’t last too long. You woke up in the middle of the night. 2:45 AM – if your S&W watch is to be believed.

“Two forty-five in the morning… That’s just brilliant,” you muttered.

Tossing and turning won't do much for you right now. You need something to make you return to your peaceful sleep. Warm milk, a lullaby... anything would do right now.

What should you do now?

[] Attempt sleeping again.
[] Get to kitchen for something to drink.
[] Write in.

[c] Get to kitchen for something to drink.

[X] Go to the kitchen for something to drink.

[x] Get to kitchen for something to drink.
[x] Head to your post with the hot chocolate you made and look at the Underground City from there.

>[x] Get to kitchen for something to drink.

Man, we sure love to find adventures, aren't we? Even if it means walking around at the abandoned spooky mansion in the middle of the night, just for a drink..

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. WHY A DRINK? We should find food as well for our midnight snacking.

[x] Get to kitchen for something to drink.
-[x] Find some food too in case of drinking isn't enough.

[x] Get to kitchen for something to drink.
-[x] Find some food too in case of drinking isn't enough.

>>6270

>>6271
you forgot the "[x]" and please don't use a name when posting. It's acceptable if you write, even then it's preferable that you don't.

[x] Get to the kitchen for something to drink.
[x] Head to your post with the hot chocolate you made and look at the Underground City from there.

Also, if anyone is curious, I'd be the proofreading buddy >>6265 mentioned.

[x] Get to the kitchen for something to drink.
[x] Head to your post with the hot chocolate you made and look at the Underground City from there.

Votes will be called by Sunday 5 PM +8 GMT.

[X] Head to another bedroom to find something to cuddle~
Nope.

[X] Get to kitchen for something to drink.
-[X] Find some food too in case of drinking isn't enough.

>>6286
A little bit late there, and the vote have been called with coin flip. However, I might include the top three votes to extend the content.

Still writing.

>>6252
Looks like it was made with a new version of MS Paint, that sketch is horrible. You need to use harder lines and avoid making those breaks every 15th pixel and it will look great
Try using Paint Tool SAI

>>6304
Actually the sketch is drawn in SAI. I haven't drawn a finished artwork on MS Paint since I uploaded an artwork of Ninten on Pixiv. Picture related.

I just finished typing out the raws for the next update. Now waiting for Fusion? to be combat effective.

Update is undergoing revamp process by Fusion?. Will post an update sooner when it's done.

Sorry for making you guys wait. Man, what a week.

VOTE RESULTS

[X] Get to kitchen for something to drink. (8 votes)
[X] Find some food too in case of drinking isn't enough. (3 votes + 1 late vote)
[X] Head to your post with the hot chocolate you made and look at the Underground City from there. (3 votes)

This hot chocolate drink looks tasty, mmm mmm. I can feel the hair on my chest growing already. Nevertheless, enjoy this 12th update with a nice, hot cup of Cadbury’s chocolate drink. Yummy.

---

Tossing and turning won't do much for you right now. You need something to make you return to your peaceful sleep. Warm milk, a lullaby, an onigiri... anything would do right now.

Right. Getting a drink should be fine – cold or otherwise. Something to eat would do as an alternative too, just in case. And thus, you walked out of your room and into the kitchen, your footsteps echoing in the quiet hallways.

You fumbled around in the darkness for the lights when you managed to reach the kitchen. And when you flicked the switch on, the bright white light blinded you for a few seconds.

“Ow, that hurts.”

You took a while to cross over to the kitchen's inventory so that your eyes can adjust properly to the sudden contrast. Once you could see better, you ran a check of the fridge's contents and anything on the pantry to find anything that catches your attention to make a drink.

The fridge had a few groceries in it, ranging from leftover food and bread, sandwiches, and more. There were also a couple of soy sauce bottles in it. The egg tray on the other hand was full of brown-shelled eggs, mixed with raw and boiled ones.

Distinguishing them isn't too difficult, however. You took some eggs from the tray and spun them on the pantry. This way, you could tell which eggs were boiled and which weren't by the way they spun.

“Hey… Seo…” Koishi said without any prior warning to her arrival, making you jump in your skin. Utsuho is close behind her, alarming you further. “What are you doing in the kitchen this late?”

“Midnight snacking. Can’t sleep,” you told her. “What about you two?”

“Same.” she replied, the lack of sleep evident in her eyes.

“Same…” Utsuho repeats. However, her eyes widen when she sees you with the eggs on the pantry.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” you asked when you saw her stare fixed on you, growing in ferocity.

And all of a sudden, the hell raven lunges at you, but you managed to make a quick side step, just avoiding her. Okuu stops herself too late and slams into the counter face-first as a result.

“Unyu…” She groaned as she steadied herself, while rubbing her forehead.

You turn Utsuho around to assess the damage. “You’ll be fine. Though you might be better off not trying to tackle me like that-”

“You’re trying to steal my eggs, aren't you!” she squealed as she began punching your chest repeatedly. Despite the gesture, it actually hurt a little.

“I haven’t – ow ow ow ow ow!”

"Okuu. Leave him be."

That got her to stop. Utsuho pulled herself off of your chest, still scowling at you.

“Okuu likes boiled chicken eggs. That’s why we've always had some in the fridge, just in case,” Koishi said, while the hell raven continued to sulk. “Though she often mixes up the raw eggs with the cooked ones.”

“I already started sorting out the boiled eggs, no worries,” you tell her. “Though I'm more inclined on drinking something warm at the moment, like milk or something, rather than downing eggs.”

Koishi shook her head. “Sorry, Orin finished the last carton yesterday and I forgot to ask Yuugi to buy some fresh milk.”

“…you really like to ask people some simple favors when you could just buy them by yourself.”

“Well, I'm not always here. I figure since I'm gone so often I should help my sister with whatever.”

“Fine. Do you have some malt drink to go with that, then?” you asked, pointing at a can with two pierced holes on the top. The can was sitting on top of an orange saucer.

“Look at the pantry,” she replied simply. “You might find something tasty.” As soon as she finished talking, she helped Okuu peel off the shells of the boiled eggs you had sorted earlier. The hell raven's face lit up contentedly at this. You took that as a sign that you'd gotten off the hook somehow.

You ran a scan on the containers on the pantry. In the containers were different kinds of tea bags, drink mixes, sugar, spice and everything nice. That is, until you stumbled upon a jar filled with purple packets.

Hold on a moment. Those guys looked quite familiar. You turned to Koishi to ask what is in the packets.

“Ah, those are the hot chocolate packets I got from the human village store a few days ago,” she responds, looking over her shoulder.

Something was fishy about that response. You have a slight inkling of suspicion she may be stealing yet again.

“Did you steal it?” you ask, in a stern tone.

“No way~”

“You don’t sound too convincing,” you press on, and loom closer. At this point, you're standing over her from behind, while she looked up at you. “Did you steal it or not?” This time, you had your fingers ready to flick her forehead if she refused to comply.

“Okay, okay! I took it from the store near the school in the humans' village! Happy?” Wow, that worked. Though you aren't sure how well, because she's still grinning.

“Good enough. I suppose I don’t have to tell you every time that stealing is bad.”

Smiling to yourself, you took out a can of condensed milk from the fridge and started boiling water in the kettle over the stove. Few minutes later, the water was boiling hot. Koishi mixed a couple of hot chocolate powder packets and a few tablespoons of condensed milk in a small jug.

She then stirred the contents in the jug with a rice scoop. When the mixing is done, she poured the chocolate into a mug before you took a few sips from the mix.

“How is it? Is it too sweet?” Koishi inquired, referring to the chocolate’s taste.

“Sweet enough. Tasty!” you exclaimed.

“Thanks!”

She put a lid on the jug before walking with it and an empty mug in her other hand. Okuu brought along the tray with sandwiches in addition to her boiled eggs.

“Hey, where are you going with the hot chocolate?”

“Let’s go upstairs at drink the stuff at your post. Because sometimes drinking outside is nice~”

“...Sheesh.” It was pointless to argue, though, having no real qualms about it.

---

After climbing up the stairs to your post at the palace’s rooftop, you could see the Underground City almost in whole, with its nightlife in full swing. The lights of the City lit up in various colors, making the scenery a jumbled rainbow from afar.

“It looks beautiful.” You commented the sight while drinking your hot chocolate. “You know, Zero always told me about the lights in the Outside World when he still lived there. I wonder how he would think of the nightlights here. Does he often visit you guys?”

“He’s usually here to escort the ghost princess for their usual fugu whale dining every three months.”

You've never heard of that animal’s name before. “Fugu what?”

“Fugu whales. Sis keeps them under the palace as food once in a while,” she explained. “Preparing them is really hard. But thankfully, we've always had someone else to do the job properly.”

“I see.”

Koishi paused. Her hell raven kept munching on the boiled eggs.

“Hey Seo. Are you prepared to be Yuugi and Parsee’s hug pillow tomorrow?” she asked, the usual smile replaced with a smug look.

“I’m not quite sure,” you state, frowning. “The prospect of getting hugged by an oni sounds frightening. Possibly even lethal.”

"Something scaring our guard? Oh no~" The satori chuckled teasingly, stifling her laughter. “Don’t worry. We've had sleepovers at Yuugi’s house before; she's never hugged anyone that hard.”

“That’s because she knows you and your pets better.” Your chest heaves with uneasiness. “I've only known her for like, what, two days now? And she’s acting as if we haven't met in years.”

Right after you finished speaking, you feel something drop into your lap. You look down and see the hell raven lying there. “Sleepy…” she murmured.

Koishi yawned before she laid her head against your shoulder.

“Shouldn’t you two get back to bed if you’re sleepy? Sleeping here isn't good for your health, you know.”

“Then carry us,” Koishi whispered.

“Well, don’t blame me if you two get a cold tomorrow morning.” Coincidentally she sneezed twice, which convinced you to elicit a witty response. “I told you.”

Koishi rubbed her nose. “Alright, fine. But regardless of your chance divinations, you still have to carry us.”

“You big baby.” You hauled her up into your arms, bridal-style. Okuu transformed into her bird form and perched on to your head, perhaps to save you the trouble. Rather thoughtful of her. “Wait. Who’ll take care of the dirty dishes?”

Koishi grinned. “You will.”

”I knew it.”

---

//The Guard's Day Out//
Fujisaki “Spectre” Seo
Day 3, 06:43:10
Palace of the Earth Spirits
Scarlet Devil Mansion Guardians Division

“You’re up pretty early today,” Satori commented when you finished deploying the Death machine at your post. “Going to the city again, Seo?”

You nodded after flicking the sentry gun’s barrels to make it start spooling. “Yeah. Since I lost the match by way of tiebreaker…”

“I know how you feel,” the mind-reader said. “Don’t fret; you’ll be fine with the both of them around.”

“Your sister told me the exact same thing.”

“How courteous of her.”

“Satori, what time do you think Yamame would start her morning shift?”

“In a few minutes,” she replied. “Are you in a hurry?”

“Not quite.” That's right; it’s a bit too early for the tsuchigumo’s shop to be open for business. Come to think of it, you wouldn't want to open this early either.

“If you want to get there quickly, you could always ask Orin for help.” At the mention of her name, Orin appeared in her cat form, before reverting to her human-esque form. As near always, a wheelbarrow at her side. “Or, should I say the cat cart.”

“That's right. So, do you want to walk or would you rather take the Orin Express?” the kasha asked, a sort of mad glint in her eyes.

“Hmm… let’s see…” you contemplate quietly. How do you want to get to Yamame’s Poison House?

[] Take a scenic route. Walking is good for your health.
[] Take the Orin Express. It's an excellent chance of riding in it without being dead.

LOADOUT
- FN SCAR-H w/ Red Dot Sight + Foregrip (20 + 380) – Standard SDMGD Primary, attachments are not available as in yet. High damage and low recoil.
- Beretta 92FS (15 + 135) – Standard Sidearm for SDMGD. High capacity, low damage.
- BlackHawk Tatang (x1) – For melee and throwing.
- Basic SDMGD Gear (Kevlar vest, knee & shoulder pads, helmets are optional), Condition: 89% – Protects you from harsh danmaku battles.
- X1 Level 3 Sentry Gun aka the Death Machine, Condition: 100%, Ammo: 499/998 – For setting up defenses while you are away from your base. Detects heat signatures. (Deployed)
- Four Stun-nades, Two Frags, two Semtex Grenades.

PERKS
N/A as of yet.

SPELLCARDS
N/A as of yet.

MISC
Log Book – To record any event during your guarding trips.
Tritium-lighted Wristwatch – The watch that glows in the dark. Cool.
Combat Gloves – Slipping things from your grip? Not anymore if you are wearing these.

NEW CARE PACKAGE ITEM!
CoDura Laptop Set – Durable laptop for use in harsh environments. Still new, haven’t got out of its box in the Care Package yet. Set includes a charger and an extra battery.

[x] Take a scenic route. Walking is good for your health.

No need to hurry.

[x] Take the Orin Express. It's an excellent chance of riding in it without being dead.

No regrets.

[X] Take a scenic route. Walking is good for your health.

[X] Take a scenic route. Walking is good for your health.

"You enjoy the health benefits of walking. Mainly, you're not dead."

[X] Take a scenic route. Walking is good for your health.
We are going to get hugged by an oni and her jealous friend, remember? We will be dead and aboard the Orin Express in no time.

[X] Take a scenic route. Walking is good for your health.

No reason to be fast~
Lets make this last~

[X] Take a scenic route. Walking is good for your health.

Maybe next time, crazy cat.

Votes will be closed on Friday 5 PM +8 GMT.

The update is now undergoing optimization. I will post it when it's done.

VOTE RESULTS

[X] Take a scenic route. Walking is good for your health. (6 Votes)
Sorry for the late update, mates. Here you have it, the 13th part of our human guard's adventure.

Happy reading.

---

“Hmm… let’s see…” you contemplate quietly. Since there’s no real rush about getting to Yamame’s shop, you decide upon the slower method and take a walk to reach your destination.

“Well? Are you gonna ride in the cart?” she asked eagerly.

“I’ll walk.” you said. “I’m going to get hugged by an oni and her jealous friend, remember? I’ll be dead before you know it,” you added as a joke.

“Aw.” The kasha's ears drooped slightly. She crossed her arms, her expression a mix between disappointment and smugness. “Hm. You'd better not come back to the palace dead. Then I won't give you the privilege of being carted to the Hell of Blazing Fires.”

“I know,” you replied. “’Sides, I’m only playing around." You turn to Satori and bow. "See you this Sunday, ma’am.”

“Alright. Have a nice weekend, Seo.”

“You too, ma’am.”

You walked through the palace’s gates after waving goodbye to your employer and her pet.

---

Instead of taking the usual route you used during the race and Koishi’s subquest, you decided to walk an alternate path. This Underground City was humongous, and you knew that, but you didn't know the full extent until now.

“Now that’s something you didn’t see every day,” you thought when you see quite a number of underground youkai slumped on the tables outside of the bars after spending the whole night drinking. “Party hard, sleep like a rock.”

As you walked on, mapping the City in your head, there were several shops beginning to open, with the owners pulling the shutters open and several restaurant workers turning on the fire in their stoves. There are also several storeowners who had already opened their shop for business – as if their shop were open for the whole day.

The houses on the other side of the road have already opened their windows for the morning, despite the fact that there is no sun to greet them. That is, until you see that a bright ball of fiery light sailing through the air. It stops and hovers there – effectively mimicking the sun on the surface.

“Neat. So she didn't forget her responsibilities.” You thought as you stared at the small sun. It was bright, but at least it wasn't blinding, like the genuine article. You kept on walking towards your destination.

By the time you reached Yamame’s liquor house, you find that the shop’s already open for business. Yamame and Kisume’s bucket could be seen sitting on the bench outside of her barhouse, the former apparently resting after preparing her shop for business. Smiling, you approached the two and greeted them.

“Good morning, Yamame, Kisume.”

“Morning, Seo!” The petite girl in the bucket pops out and waves at you energetically.

“Good morning, Fujisaki,” Yamame greeted you. “You’re up pretty early today.”

You scratched the back of your head. “Yeah. I thought I should be up early since I haven’t eaten any breakfast yet. That and I didn't want to be late for my rendezvous with Yuugi and Parsee.”

The tsuchigumo smiled. “Then you wouldn't mind having breakfast here, would you?” she offered while walking into her barhouse with Kisume. “I can cook some porridge for you.”

“I'd like that. Thanks.”

“By the way, which would you prefer to go with your meal, Seo? Coffee or tea?”

“I’m not too fond of coffee, so...”

“Alright. Tea it is.”

Yamame returned back to the kitchen and reappeared a few minutes later with a bowl of porridge and a steaming mug of tea. She took a second trip to the kitchen, this time for a bottle soy sauce with her and an egg in a smaller bowl.

“Adding soft-boiled eggs and soy sauce to your porridge makes it tastier. Or so I heard.”

“Well, it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try.” You crack the egg and pour its contents, yolk and all, onto your porridge. After that you added some soy sauce and white pepper to the mix. Your hunger magnifying in sight of this meal, you dig in then and there.

“How is it?” Yamame asked after you finished your first spoonful. “Is it any good?”

“Good enough for me.” A few spoonfuls of porridge follow soon after you made that reply. “Pretty tasty, by the way.”

“That’s good to hear.”

More spoonfuls were followed by still more, and before you knew it you were scraping out the last of the porridge, and your cup of tea emptied minutes before. Once you were done with your breakfast, you put your hands together, before whispering “Thanks for the meal” quietly. Before you could lift the dishes off the table to wash it out of courtesy, she stopped you.

“There's no need to; I’ll take care of the dishes. This is my shop, after all.”

“Oh, okay.” You sit back down and lay your head in your hands, a good deal bored.

---

As time passes, customers start flocking to Yamame’s shop, breaking the monotony. Some of the regulars who had met you over the past few days greeted you, the human guard of Lady Satori. It was a welcome change; despite the fact that you were told by your mother that youkai, particularly oni, despise humans, the things she once said become completely backwards from what you can observe from your stay.

“Hey, your name’s Seo, right?” A teenage oni approached you. Speak of the devil.

“Yeah.”

“Mine’s Hideki. Nice to meet you." He took your hand and shook it, then scratched his head, throwing about already-messy orange hair. "I missed the last leg of that race you had with the bridge princess. Did you win?”

You crossed your arms. “Well, it ended up as a tie first, but then I lost during the tiebreaker. My luck's like that.”

“You know, when the two of you were off racing…” Hideki grinned, and stuck his foot on the seat next to you. “You should have seen this one guy- he put a huge bet on you.”

You let out a small smirk. “Well, that wasn't smart. He'll definitely lose everything that way.”

“And to top it all off, they don’t know about the results yet.”

“Don't they?”

Hideki shrugged. “Well, while you and Parsee were away, Yuugi said she’d tell the results today. 'To keep the suspense', she said.”

“Oh.”

“See you later, Seo. I have some work to do,” he said before running off towards a shop in the other side of the road.

“So he lives in a business-oriented family too, huh?” you thought. Interesting.

---

After spending a couple hours of waiting, Yuugi and Parsee finally showed up in the barhouse. Despite the fact that she had won the race, Parsee’s usual scowl still could be seen as plain as day.

“Hey Seo. Sorry for making you wait.”

“It’s fine. It’s not like I'm in hurry or anything.”

Once the couple entered the barhouse, the customers quickly turned their attention towards the two.

"Hey, she's here!"

“So who won the race?”

“Yeah, tell us!”

“Whoa. Slow down, guys. I’ll tell you people the results, but first calm down.” The crowd in the barhouse settled down, giving the one-horned oni the chance to announce the results. “At first the race’s result was a tie, but..." Yuugi held her tongue here, milking whatever suspense remained. "...Parsee won the tiebreaker.”

Moans of disapproval could be heard coming from a number of the customers.

“Great. That means I'll be sleeping in the dumpster because of this flop,” one man said, leaving the barhouse in tears.

“Better luck next time.” Yuugi called after him sheepishly. “Yeah, whatever” was heard as a reply.

The bookie at the back row of the table pulled out three satchels in varying sizes. He picked up the largest satchel first. “Yuugi!" he shouted, catching her attention again. "This one’s for the winners!”

“Gotcha!” she replied, catching the satchel with her right hand. She opened it up and started distributing the gold coins inside to the winning bets.

“Parsee! This is for you!” A smaller satchel flew through the air, but since she didn't see it coming she ended up getting a faceful of coins.

“OW!” She cringed.

“Sorry! Next time, pay attention! Hey, human!” One of Yamame’s customers called for you from the back of the barhouse. “This one’s your consolation prize. It may not be much, but it’s yours. Catch!” The smallest bag easily sailed into your outstretched hands.

<<8000 Yen acquired>>
Total amount of money in hand: 29000 yen

“Thanks!” You turn around to ask Yamame something as Yuugi passed around bottles of beer and wine after paying them. “Isn’t it a bit too early for them to get drunk?”

“These guys don’t really care about getting drunk. I reckon they can drink all day long, to be hon-” The tsuchigumo paused mid-sentence, and then smirked at you. “Sounds like you want to join them, Seo.”

“What? No way, that’s not my style.”

The tsuchigumo laughed. “Of course not. Though now that you bring it up, I wonder how you would look when you drink until you’re drunk silly.”

“That… doesn’t sound comforting.”

“And then you would do all sorts of strange things… that I just might want to see,” she teased, making your blush- you were reminded of what happened with your employer and her sister yesterday.

You tried to reach Yamame's cheeks or ears and pinch them, but you shook in your uncomfort. “Dammit, Yamame! Knock it off!”

“Ow~ it hurts~” she cooed when you finally managed, giggling even harder.

Parsee and Yuugi approached you and Yamame at the counter after they handed over the liquor to betting winners. They sat beside you side by side. The earth spider kindly stepped aside so as to allow them to.

“So are you ready to be our hug pillow for the day?” Yuugi asked.

“I... think so.” Yuugi laughed heartily at this and slapped you on the back with equal passion.

“Come on, Seo! You don’t sound too optimistic! It’s not like I'll kill you in your sleep!”

“Like I haven’t heard that before… ow…”

“Are you ready?” Parsee reiterated, as if she would rather be doing something than nothing.

You sighed after the stinging wore away. “Alright. Let’s do this.”

Yuugi slapped you on the back again. “That’s the spirit! Now let’s go!”

“See you later then, Seo!" Yamame called out. "Have fun!”

“I’ll try.”

“Bye, Seo!” Kisume waved goodbye at you as you are dragged out of the barhouse.

---

“So what are you two going to do with me today?” you wonder out loud, the moment the three of you reached the Bridge to the Outside World.

“Since it’s a bit too early for you to be our hug pillow, I think we should do something interesting until then.”

“What’s your idea then?”

Yuugi paused for a while. “Probably turn you into my ‘punching bag’. Nah, I'm joking," she said. But there's plenty to do in the Underground, if you look hard enough." She then turned to Parsee. “What about you?”

“Tch… I just figured I'd take him for a walk around town…”

You look back and forth between the blondes. Yuugi grins and Parsee looks away.

Whose idea will you follow?

[] Parsee's. She made the effort, so she should have first dibs.
[] Yuugi's. She seems to have better ways of enjoying herself.
[] How about you suggest something?

[X] Parsee's. She made the effort, so she should have first dibs

it seems only fair.

>>6422
[c] Parsee's. She made the effort, so she should have first dibs.

Picture not related.

[x] Parsee's. She made the effort, so she should have first dibs.

[X] Parsee's. She made the effort, so she should have first dibs.

For those curious, 8000 yen is roughly $97 USD.

A walk around town? Seo just did that.

[X] Yuugi's. She seems to have better ways of enjoying herself.

[X] Parsee's. She made the effort, so she should have first dibs.

8000 is a small amount? Sounds like the betting done in Vegas.

>>6464
if it's akin to Yen, then it only amounts to 80 bucks.

>>6469
Even so, that's not exactly a small bet, and considering it's a small amount compared to the winning, you have to wonder exactly how much was wagered on this match.

The amount of the wager will be revealed in the next update. Keep on voting, I will call the vote next Tuesday, on 5pm, +8 GMT.

[X]Parsee's. She made the effort, so she should have first dibs.

It only makes sense, for one, she made the effort, secondly, she also won the race, I personally would feel obliged to take her's first.>>6422

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VOTE RESULTS

[X] Parsee's. She made the effort, so she should have first dibs. (6 Votes)

The total amount of the bet that was made is 40000 yen (480.65 USD, according to Coinmill). Parsee gets 20000 yen, the betting winners get 12000 yen with most of the amount spent on strong liquor (obviously) and Seo gets 8000 yen.

Now let’s get on to the 14th part of our favorite guardian’s adventure.

---

After spending a good minute of thinking which one you would choose, you turned back to the one-horned oni and the bridge princess.

“I’ll go with Parsee’s idea. Since she’s the winner, she should have the first dibs.” You exclaimed.

That grin never left Yuugi’s face. “Great! Now run along you two. See you later tonight.” She then turned around and left you and Parsee behind.

“So where are you going then?” Parsee asked.

“Preparing stuff.” She replied to the question over her shoulder, not even bothering to turn around as she said that.

The bridge princess scowled yet again, and grumbled inaudibly at the oni’s response. Before you could lean against the bridge’s railing, she yanked your arm and started dragging you away, passing by Yuugi as she leisurely walked towards her intended location.

“Well… see ya again, I suppose…” Yuugi thought as she watched Parsee dragging you away from the bridge.

---

“Whoa, slow down. It’s not like I am running away.” You said after she finally stopped. “Just show me around where I haven’t gone to yet, Parsee… take it easy, okay…?” You assured her.

“Fine, whatever.” The bridge princess then took a deep breath. “I can’t believe that useless oni just left me behind with you for the whole day.”

You sighed in response. “Yuugi left the two of us alone so that you can enjoy the victory you deserved. You did win the race, after all.”

“Fine.” She huffed. “If Yuugi didn’t interfere, I wanted you to do a lot of favors for me.”

“Such as?”

Parsee gave an angry glare. “I was getting to that, dammit. Don’t interrupt me.”

“Okay, go on ahead.”

She tried to mouth out the words, but it seems that she failed. “… urgh. I just can’t say it. Maybe later.”

“Well, if you can’t then I won’t force you.” You said, before Parsee turned away from facing you. You had no choice but to follow her when she started walking away.

“I’d take it that you had walked through most of the Ancient City?” The bridge princess asked.

“Definitely.” You replied. “Is there any area where I haven’t gone yet or missed?”

“Just shut up and follow me.”

You frowned at her reply.

---

“So where are we now?” You asked once Parsee stopped on top of stairs overlooking the old shops below.

“This is where we sell textiles and clothes. Probably the smallest market in the Ancient City - it caters for the women entrepreneurs and tailors who lived here. So to say this is the place where we sell clothes and garments for all walks of life.” The bridge princes then descended down the stairs, and you followed suit.

As you kept on observing, the clothes market was mostly dominated by women. You could see various tailor shops dotting all over the area. Unlike the other parts of the market, this area was less rowdy. The shops mostly sell Japanese traditional clothes, but there are several shops that sell garments that resemble the outside world attires.

Eventually, you came across a small shop selling traditional clothes with the owner of the shop sitting on a stool outside of her store. She was also seen drinking her tea while waiting for potential customers.

“What’s with the holdup?” Parsee asked when she noticed you looking at the shop.

“I’m thinking of buying some clothes. Are you coming along?”

The bridge princess declined. “I have no mood to go and shop for clothes.”

“Okay.”

The old lady put away her tea cup on a tray next to her before she stood up to greet you.

“Ah yes. A customer… Come in… come in and take a look, Dear.” The old youkai greeted.

You nodded to the old lady before entering her shop, revealing the small shop’s colorful collection of yukatas and kimonos in various vibrant colors, sizes, and beautiful patterns.

“Take your time, child. Choose the pattern that would suit the one who will receive it.”

“Okay.” You nodded again as you checked on the yukata and kimono, which were hung all over the store’s iron bars.

“All of them look nice, but what kind of pattern would go well with her?” you thought to yourself. “And I wonder which one would fit Parsee’s size?”

Eventually, after spending minutes scanning through the store’s collection, you finally spotted a green yukata with flowery patterns, prompting you to touch the fabric.

“This one looks nice.” you thought as you examined the garment.

The shopkeeper approached you. “Ah yes. This yukata is woven by an inari in the surface world. Word has it that she had been alive since Japan’s old times – probably much older than me. Poor woman. Her husband died protecting her when she was bearing their twins.”

You hadn’t heard things like this before. “Really?”

“That was what I heard from the village folks. I hear lots of stories about her.” She said. “What’s your name, anyway?”

“Fujisaki Seo.”

“Ah, I see that you are the boy who they are always talking about. I hear you are from the surface world, is it?”

“Yes. The Human Village, to be exact.”

“I often heard that she sometimes visit that new temple in the surface world once in a while.” She said before throwing her glance to the streets outside of her shop. “Hmmm… is that the bridge princess standing outside?”

You turned around and saw Parsee standing outside of the shop with her back facing you and the old lady.

“Yeah, that’s her.” You confirmed as you placed the green yukata you wanted to buy on the counter near the old lady.

The old lady chuckled. “My, my… how she had grown after all these years. She looks pretty as a fine, young lady. This yukata would be fit enough for her size” She said. “That reminds me. Are the two of you getting together? I hear some men of the underground tried to flirt with her, but she ignored all of them. That leaves just the oni alone in the competition to win her heart.”

Boy, she sure knew a lot about Parsee.

“Not exactly. I’m buying this as a present for her since she won a race we had yesterday. We ended up with a tie, but Parsee won with a tiebreaker.”

“Ah, how lovely.” The old lady then folded the yukata neatly into a brown package. “That would be 11000 yen, but since it’s for the bridge princess, I’ll make it 10000 instead.”

“Sounds okay to me.” You said, as you took several money notes from the brown envelope Satori handed to you a couple of days ago.

Before you could turn around and leave the shop, the old lady stopped you. “Before you leave, I want you to have this, child. A gift from me.” She then placed a brown package on the counter.

“A gift? For what?” you asked, looking puzzled.

“It’s tradition in my family to give you a kimono to a customer who had bought something from our shop. Give it to someone who you like, I’m sure they would be happy with this.”

You took the package and placed it neatly in the compartment of your backpack.

<<Green Yukata and Unknown Kimono acquired>>
Both items are now placed in the MISC slot.

“Thank you.” You said followed with a bow to the old lady.

“You’re welcome.” She bowed back at you. “Please come again.”

Once you finished, you walked out from the shop to meet up with Parsee.

“It’s a good thing you’re done. I hate to wait when someone’s shopping for clothes.” She said before she walked away.

---

Eventually, after dragging you through the market again, Parsee later showed up holding a bouquet of underground roses. For some odd reason, you could feel the somewhat-subtle sadness from her facial expression.

“Are you coming with me?” She asked, trying to mask the difference in her tone of voice.

“Of course I am. Wait for me.”

You followed her until the two of you reached a graveyard a little bit far from the busy streets of Ancient City. Tombstones could be seen sticking out of the ground – some of them had vibrant flowers that were recently placed before.

Silently, the bridge princess approached one of the tombstones, and she knelt before it.

Parsee placed the bouquet of underground roses near the tombstone before offering some silent prayers. At this point, you decided to just watch her in silence. The tombstone she knelt before could have belonged to one of her closest family members, possibly her mother.

After spending a few minutes near the graveyard in complete silence, the two of you turned away and left for the Ancient City. For some odd reason, you could feel that someone was watching both Parsee and you. However, you shrugged the feeling before realizing that you had been lagging behind the bridge princess.

“He-hey! Parsee! Wait up!” you then tried to catch up with her, trying your best not to turn around to see the whole graveyard over your shoulder.

---

After spending a couple of minutes running away from the Ancient City’s graveyard, you finally caught up with the bridge princess at her bridge. Once she stopped, you leaned against the railing while trying to catch your breath.

A little smirk could be seen across her face for a split second. “Oh dear. You looked so pale. Are you afraid of ghosts?” She mocked.

“That’s your fault for leaving me behind.”

“You’re just too slow.”

“Remember when you’re a kid – when you hold your breath when you went past the graveyard?”

“Yeah, so?”

You tried to catch more air to breathe. “Graveyards are the things that I really disliked when I was a kid. I used to pass by one if I ever got home late after playing with the fairies.”

Parsee laughed out loud, attracting the attention of some pedestrians. “Oh, I can’t believe that you’re such a coward.”

You glanced away. “I have issues about ghosts. I’m not afraid of youkais and fairies however.”

“Good for you.” Somehow she turned chipper after discovering your childhood weakness. Silence fell between the two of you again, until she broke it. “Just how much money do you have actually?”

You paused for a while to look at your pocket and your envelope. “Originally, it was 29000 yen, the consolidation prize plus some money Satori gave to me a couple of days ago. Right now I have like 19000 yen left.”

Parsee bit her thumb. “Already started working for a couple of days, and you already had that much… I’m jealous.”

“Hey now, it’s not something to be jealous about. You did get more winning money than I, right?” You stated.

The bridge princess replied with a sigh. “Who cares about the money anyway? I just want to make sure you’re not special in any way.”

It sounded like she didn't want to let go of the competition. She still wanted to defeat you fair and square, but you didn’t think you would do well in a danmaku battle where she might be much more experienced than you think she is. Either way, it wouldn’t hurt if you could actually calm her down.

“But then again, I don’t have a spellcard to be used in a danmaku battle. I think I should ask Satori to help me create a spellcard later.”

You pulled your SCAR-H from the slings and started inspecting it. The brand-new battle rifle hadn’t been used much, aside from the play-fight with Orin and the hell raven. You wondered if you could do better in a danmaku play one day.

That aside, you had something bugging you from the back of your head. Something that you need to ask the bridge princess.

“Hey, Parsee…”

“What?”

[] Are you still unhappy about the race?
[] May I ask whose grave was that?
[] I need to ask you something… (Write in.)

One of the options above will give you the option to create a spellcard, so choose wisely.

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MISC
Log Book – To record any event during your guarding trips.
Tritium-lighted Wristwatch – The watch that glows in the dark. Cool.
Combat Gloves – Slipping things from your grip? Not anymore if you are wearing these.
Green Yukata – A gift bought for Parsee for winning the race. *NEW*
Unknown Kimono – A kimono of unknown pattern given by an old lady at the store. Give it to someone who you like…? *NEW*

[X] I need to ask you something… (Write in.)
[X] DO YOU LOVE ME? (I can really move!)
[X] DO YOU LOVE ME? (I'm in the groove!)
[X] DO YOU LOVE ME? (Do you love me?)
[X] Now that I can daaaaaaaaaaaance!

[X] Are you still unhappy about the race?

Yeah, I got nothing.

[] May I ask whose grave was that?

We aren't needing a yes yet, its more just to show we noticed.

[x] May I ask whose grave was that?

[X] Are you still unhappy about the race?

[X]May I ask who's grave that was?

[X] Are you still unhappy about the race?

I'm curious who's grave but still I wish to avoid that. I like to see the Jealous Parsee than a Sad Parsee.

[x] May I ask whose grave was that?

Kinda want to get past that sour candy shell

[x] May I ask whose grave was that?

good luck~ zero :3

>>6503

>name
>:3

No.
>>/gensokyo/6052

I'll be calling the vote by this Monday 5pm, +8GMT.

Keep on voting.

Writing, please wait.

Undergoing final checks, will post it when it's done.

Dear god. It's been a while since I ever updated. That was a huge gap between the last time I ever updated, I am sorry for those who waited, on behalf of Fusion? and myself, so here's an actual update!

VOTE RESULT

[x] May I ask whose grave that was? (5 votes)

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“What is it you want?” Parsee demanded your question.

“May I ask whose grave that was?” Immediately her face turned from sour to gloomy. You suddenly had the notion that it was a bad idea to bring up such a matter. “Are you okay?” you asked, worried that you would be slapped across the face or even worse – blasted with danmaku.

She said nothing, started to drag you by the sleeve elsewhere, probably somewhere she could tell her story without being interfered.

The bridge princess led you to the top of a tower overlooking the bridge before she sat down on the floor, wrapping her arms around her knees. You did the same while leaning against the tower’s wooden railing.

“You can choose on not telling me about it, you know.”

Parsee looked away. “If I don't, I'll never hear the end of it from you, that I'm sure.”

“Oh. Well, then, go ahead.”

She took a deep breath in an attempt to steady herself. “That grave... is my mother’s,” she started sorrowfully. “She died while trying to protect Chireiden from a kingdom by the name of Makai, and its attempted invasion many moons ago.”

--// Parsee, a few years ago //--

”Makai tried to invade the Ancient City? For what reason?” Seo asked.

You shook your head defeatedly. “I don’t remember much, but I do remember previously that the Underground City was under Makai’s sovereignty. Back then, my mother was the guardian of that very bridge I often watch over.” you continued. “I'm an only child, and my father passed away a year before the invasion.”

”I see. I'm sorry for your loss.” Seo looked like he was searching for more comforting words, but ultimately stayed silent.

“The attack started at night, however, my mother and I managed to alarm the town as the assault started. We and other youkai who lived in this town scrounged up a defensive – but we severely underestimated the size of the enemy and were quickly overwhelmed.”

“Parsee! Look out!” The cry of a desperate woman filled your mind.

The memories came flooding back like an old recording with no end, and it stung. You tightened the grip on your legs. "She… pushed me out of the way when Shinki's subordinates came. But in turn… she choked my mother before my own eyes… and tossed her off the edge." You sobbed, unable to suppress the tears. "…From the very same bridge she dedicated her life to look over."

“Stay away from my daughter!” your mother cried out to the woman dressed in a red maid's attire, while trying to hold her back with your heirloom sword. However, the maid seemed to always be one step ahead, dodging each swing of the sword, and finally catching the blade in one hand.

She glanced at you momentarily before she pulled your mother’s sword out of her grip. A little while later, the woman in red had her arms around your mother’s neck while facing you.

“Ghk… Parsee…!”

Time seemed to slow down to a crawl as the red-clad woman threw her off the bridge she used to protect.

“MOTHER!” You screamed your heart out, tears streaming down your cheeks. You struggled to break yourself free, but it was no use.

She then swung your heirloom sword around and examined it. “Pandora Mizuhashi is taken care of. Kill her offspring.”

“Yes, Lady Yumeko.” Her subordinate acknowledged, before they grabbed your arms and collar.

”I was about to be thrown off the bridge myself, but...”

The next thing you saw was a whirl of yellow and red, and the sickening sound of distorting flesh.

“You SCUM!” Yuugi screamed, turning the face of the Makai soldier holding you into a pile of slushy meat with a single punch before she could hurt you. You flinched out of instinct, then looked up. Yuugi stood over your quivering form. “Are you okay, Parsee?”

“I think so…” you replied.

“Get to the Chireiden barricade, I’ll join you later. Go!”

”Yuugi later engaged Yumeko in a duel, but despite her strength, she ultimately lost the fight, even with Suika joining in, and both were forced to admit defeat. We had to retreat back into Chireiden.”

Instead of going to hide in the barricade, you doubled back towards Yuugi mid-way.

There, you see Yumeko, pointing your sword at a downed Yuugi’s face. The oni was lying on her back, with her clothes torn and battered. Suika’s unconscious body could be seen not too far away.

You were terrified further. Yuugi was one of the strongest people you knew. For her to be defeated in such a manner, by a maid of all people...

“I’m impressed with your strength," she complimented, "but you and your friends cannot match the strength of the Makai army, much less me.” She used the sword to lift Yuugi’s chin, before asking her a question. You were worried that Yuugi was going to get beheaded, but thankfully it didn’t happen. “Tell me your name.”

“Yuugi… Yuugi Hoshiguma…”

“Ah, so you are Yuugi the Strong – one of the Four Devas. Meaning that must be Suika,” Yumeko exclaimed, a slight hint of sarcasm in her voice. “I won't mince words. Yuugi, do you admit your defeat?”

“Yes…” She reluctantly said so.

“Good.” The maid smirked and signaled the troops under her command to advance. “Move.”

Yumeko and her troops marched past the two oni, with Yuugi pounding at the ground in frustration once the red maid and her troops were gone from their eyesight.

Once you thought it was safe, you quickly dashed towards Yuugi, who was now trying to catch her breath by hiding in the alley with Suika.

“Yuugi! Are you okay?” you screamed as you dashed for the one-horned oni.

“I’m fine… I thought I told you to get to the barricade.”

“I… I’m just worried... about you… Suika... everyone...” You could feel the tears coming back, but you quickly rubbed them away.

“It's all right. Let’s get out of here; if they're headed for the Palace we might not be safe here anymore.” Yuugi tried standing up, and surprisingly could. She grit her teeth in pain, but bore it and dragged Suika along as she followed you to wherever the two of you thought would be safe.

Eventually, you met up with Satori’s pets, but their masters were not with them.

”Just when you'd think it was over, a salvation army from Higan arrived to save us.

I didn’t know exactly how big it was, but it certainly wasn't as huge as Shinki’s. However, they seemed to be much better-trained and made their way to the Underground City using alternative methods. I'm not sure what they did, but they got in.”

“Relax.” A green-haired woman told you as she stepped forward. She wore a black and white dress, over which she had a navy blue vest. On her head was what seemed to be a crown fit for a king, wrapped in red and white ribbons. “I’m here to help the Ancient City.”

“Who are you?” Yuugi asked, still breathing heavily from her overexertion.

“Shiki Eiki from Higan.”

"Higan soldiers, put down your weapons! This is not your war. We do not wish you harm! The Devil's Army of Makai is here to liberate you!"

“Ignore that load of bollocks. We’re the ones doing any sort of liberation here.”

Seo looks surprised. “Whoa. She sounds like a certain leader I often read of in the magazines Kourindou has,” he exclaimed.

You can see the fairy soldiers shield themselves from the bullets by making a turtle formation, while the leader marches on.

“Higan Soldiers! Your aggression towards Makai will not be left unpunished. Instead of returning to your own country - you will die in ours!”

Despite the threats thrown to them by the Makai’s soldiers, Eiki led her troops to defend Chireiden from the invasion. She and her troops scattered the Makai invader’s defenses while decimating a large number of them by luring them into the trap they made to take out Eiki’s troops.

”With the the Higan army’s bravery, the defending villagers got a morale boost, and we started fighting back and pushing back the rest Makai army away from the Ancient City. We had our revenge for a short while.” You then paused to take a drink from Seo’s flask he offered to you. ”Even though the Ancient City was saved, many of its citizens become either orphans or widowers while I lost my mother and my heirloom sword to Shinki’s right-hand woman. Our infrastructure was also destroyed. A peace treaty was made at the defeat of the Makai army and they retreated back per the treaty they signed.”

--- [Seo – Present Day] ---

“With Eiki’s help we started rebuilding the city back into its former glory. A lot of things happened since then, and even recently the Hell of Blazing Fires was re-ignited by that bird brain back when she got the powers from a mountain god a couple of years ago.”

“Ah, so that’s the story then…”

“Apparently, she went to the Underground City warfare without her superior’s consent, and when she gets back to Higan, she was berated, but promoted for her bravery.”

“Oh, I see.”

You were alarmed with the sound of clanking getas on the wooden stairs, which prompted you to reach for your handgun. However, the sight of the distinctive red horn makes you re-holster your weapon. Yuugi approached the two of you on the top of the tower, and smirked.

“Hey you two. Having fun smooching each other on top of the tower?” she quipped. "Maybe I'll just leave you two alone for the night..."

Instantly, the bridge princess’ face turned crimson red in embarrassment. “Y-Y-Yuugi!” by the time she stood up, Yuugi had started walking down the stairs and Parsee quickly gave chase.

You took your time to look around the city from the watch tower, before following the two women right behind their tails.

As you followed Parsee and Yuugi on your trek to to the bridge princess’ home, you didn’t speak a word despite the cheerful atmosphere of Parsee being teased by the one-horned oni. Your mind is up in the air, probably still thinking about the story that was told by the bridge princess.

---

“Ah~ that was refreshing.” Yuugi exclaimed after she downed a bottle of sake. “Now we need to wait until it’s all boiled up and ready to be eaten.”

“So, Parsee.” you started while waiting for the nabe to be ready.

“Yeah? What do you want?”

You grabbed your backpack and pulled out the package where the green yukata is, while keeping the gifted kimono away from the bridge princess and the one-horned oni’s line of sight. After that, you zipped your backpack open and held out the brown package.

“What is that?” she asked.

“Since you won the race, I think I should give you this as a prize.” You then placed the package in her hands. Parsee hesitated to take it, but she did after a few seconds.

“How about you open it somewhere that we can’t see? It keeps the surprise factor.” Yuugi suggested. She was eager to see what was in the package as well.

“Good idea.”

Parsee strolled to her room with the brown package, while you and Yuugi waited for the nabe to be done. The oni was on her third bottle, and she didn’t look like she was getting drunk at all. She was drinking them like it was just plain water.

You had this question lurking in your head; you just need to poke a conversation with her. You did just that.

“Yuugi.” You called for her attention.

“Yeah? What's up, Seo?”

“I always wondered how you would have enough money for dinner and then buy sake for you to go on a drinking spree.”

The one-horned oni laughed out loud. “I work for it, of course. The only way that I could gain this much is by stealing – but of course, that’s not my thing.” The one-horned oni took another gulp from the bottle she was holding. “We oni preferably like the type of work that displays our power.”

“What kind of work?” you asked curiously.

“Let’s see… delivering heavy-duty goods, building, repairing, mining all sorts of things, and even destroying them. The last job’s my favorite.”

The words ‘mining all sorts of things’ suddenly strikes you oddly. “All sorts of things? I never thought we have mines around in Gensokyo…”

“Well, we don’t have mines of gold or anything like that, but we do mine stone. Oh, and trees too.”

This doesn’t make any sense. “How do you mine a tree anyway?”

She laughed at your bewildered expression. “Lumberjacking IS tree mining, Seo.”

“Oh. Right. And how would you mine trees? With pickaxes?”

“No. We get things done with this.” Yuugi balled her hands into fists, showing off her muscular arms in the process.

After your short conversation with the one-horned oni ends, Parsee showed up while wearing the beautiful green yukata.

Truth be told, you were stunned. The green color and flowery patterns you chose fit fantastically with her.

“You look beautiful, Parsee,” you told her honestly. “Looks like the yukata fits you so well.”

“What he said,” Yuugi commented. “The green color matches your eyes.”

She pouted. “You're too much, really.” Her voice did nothing to convince you further, however. She then doubled back to the room to change back to her usual clothing.

“The food’s gonna be ready soon. I can’t wait to eat.” Yuugi exclaimed as she rubbed her hands together.

---

After finishing off the last food boiled in the hotpot, the three of you leaned against the wall with your stomachs stuffed.

“That was a good meal. Even though we already had a nabe few days back,” you spoke.

“I’d wish we can do more, but at least not for now. We can have another hotpot feast on another special occasion.”

Parsee pouted. “I’d rather just have one big pot on my own but you just kept stealing it from my chopsticks.”

“Same thing goes for me as well. And I got picked on by Yamame and Koishi last time...”

From out of nowhere, the oni slapped you in the back once more while laughing. The sting returned, and with greater fervor than before. “That’s how it works. You just need to be fast enough when eating nabe with us, y’know?”

“You know, I would appreciate it if you don’t slap people in the back so hard, Yuugi. It feels like my head'll pop off each time,” you mouthed out your irritation to the oni, and she continued her laughter.

“Oops. Sorry, Seo- force of habit.”

“A force of habit can be fixed. You just need to be reminded that how it hurts a lot. Oww…”

Parsee remained quiet; she didn't even bother to try and interact with you or Yuugi.

“Is something wrong, Parsee?” you poked the bridge princess to make her talk, but she just glanced away.

“Y’know, the two you really need to loosen up more.” Yuugi said as she filled her sake dish with the liquor from the bottle labeled as "ZUN Slayer" before she offered you the same dish. She also poured a little for Parsee. “Here. This sake is so powerful that it would even make even the creator of Gensokyo drunk silly. A word of caution though, if you're not good enough at holding your liquor you'll likely end up with a splitting headache tomorrow. At worse, you won’t be able to wake up for the next month.”

You totally haven’t heard this before.

“Are you going to drink that?” you asked Parsee, who is having second thoughts to drink the sake from her cup.

She scoffs. “Of course. But you drink it first. You’re the guest, remember?”

“…Right.”

So what would you do now?

[] Take it – lead the way.
[] Take it – but Parsee drinks first, just in case.
[] No thanks, with excuse (write in).

[x] Take it – lead the way.

[x] Take it – but Parsee drinks first, just in case.

[x] Take it – lead the way.

[x] Take it – lead the way.

Haven't read this in a while.

[c] Take it – but Parsee drinks first, just in case.

Will call the vote in three days. Make your choice while you still able, mates.