[X] "Myschi, would you mind pointing me to the nearest bathroom?" Try to ease the tension by winking. "I've got an idiot to wake up."
At least she had enough dignity - and self-awareness - not to come downstairs stark naked, or sporting nothing buy a pair of panties, missing the top part of the underwear. That might have been entertaining - in more than one way - but there's no arguing the current situation would have been also much worse, had she done something as embarrassing.
Not to mention her fingernail feels like a dental bur, intent on breaking its hitherto habits, and drilling in your cheek instead. The thought of snapping at its direction, in hopes of
accidentally feeling that chunk of undoubtedly delicious flesh on your tongue... Myschi's glare, however, makes a terrifyingly effective panacea for impure fantasies like these. Works like a miracle, each and every time.
"Sure is nice to be liked by everyone," She chirps, a look of forced innocence on her face. "Iiiisn't it."
Frankly, while the Basic Instincts suggest being somehow satisfied with such a response, their accomplices from the department of Self Preservation raise a protest, and start forcefully encouraging the guys from Body Control to grab Kaguya's nosy finger, and pull it down. Its owner moans in displeasure, which needless to say, sounds not quite like - as far as you can tell - supposed.
"Aaahn~..." Her body slumps further down, rubbing its naughty bits against your back without any regard for all the snoopy looks whatsoever. Can't really tell whether it's good or bad, now... "So warm..." At least in this one matter she's right - it
is warm. Incredibly warm. As ridiculous as it may sound, Kaguya snuggles up even closer, rubbing her head against your neck. "Let's go to sleep together~..."
The fabric of reality itself seems to have started cracking around Myschi's clenched fists. Uh-oh, this is bad - this is seriously dangerous for the well-being of your potential descendants. Think! - and quick!
"Myschi," You blunder with your mind still blank, absorbed in trying NOT to pay any heed to Kaguya's
everything, but recording it all for later use at the same time. "Would you, er, mind pointing me to the nearest bathroom?"
If CG special effects could be applied to real life, she could go with a cracking glass noise and pattern over her head right now.
"Ba-bathroom?" She raises a fist. "W-why exactly would you need to go there
now, of all times?"
Ack, scary! Authentically scary! The killer intent rings clearly in the air - and your mind is wiped clean yet again. Hurry up, do something, ANYTHING!
So you do. Wink like an idiot would when faced with an angry, hungry lion.
"I've got an idiot to wake up, so..." You nod your chin at Kaguya, barely noticing she's fallen asleep while still hanging off your shoulders. "Please?"
It fades! Only a bit, but it fades away, no doubt!
"Out the door. To the right. Right one is ladies'." Her voice is still unstrung, but by the time she opens her mouth to add something more, you're long gone. "
Hey!"
(...)
There was no way you could get yourself to enter the women's restroom, so instead, you took the sleeping dunderhead to the one she'd never otherwise use. It's only for a brief moment anyway, no one should have any complaints.
Anyhow, seeing how she hasn't even woken up over the course of your dragging her here, you let out a quiet sigh, and grab her a little firmer - of course, careful not to grab anything forbidden - and turn the water on. Blue knob. Icy cold. When it reaches the below zero temperature, so easily achievable in shabby resorts like this one, scoop a palm of it...
... and slap it against Kaguya's unaware face.
"--GAH?!" The reaction is immediate - she springs back to consciousness so quickly as a person who's just been splashed with freezing water should. Having been released from your embrace, she stands on her own, and begins to cough heavily.
In the meantime, you turn the water off, and whisk your palms off into the sink.
"Finally."
"I'll give you 'finally'!" Kaguya gasps out in between hacks. "What the heck was that for?!"
Ah, it is rare to see her use something resembling a curse word, but it can mean only one thing - she's seriously in shock. You know better than to leave the iron to cool off, though, and move in to repay her earlier torment...
... in other words, grab her cheeks and tug on them 'till she forgets about the water, and starts to try and pull your hands off instead. No use, but there's some malicious satisfaction in paying her back in kind.
"Be glad I didn't go Casino Royale on your butt." You remark in a playful tone.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow--" Ah, and now she's given up. How easily defeated. "I get it--!" She squeals. "I get it, so let me go~!"
Playtime's over, you guess, and abide by the plead. It looks so incredibly cute when she's massaging her cheeks, water still dribbling down her face, you're having hard time not smiling. But, experience does its thing, and your face remains still as those from the Christmas Island.
"Sure aren't taking it easy, are you..."
Kaguya glances up at you from under the wet fringe.
"I told you I'd be--... Oh, nevermind. More importantly..." She pauses for a moment, as though looking for applicable words. "... did Mokou talk with you last night-- er, or this morning, rather?"
[ ] "Talked?" Snort. "More like kicked my ego all around the room, actually. Don't know why you'd want to know that, though."
[ ] "... maybe. But that aside, what are you doing downstairs? Go back to bed, Kaguya. Or I'll carry you back there myself."
[ ] "Oh, yeah. We had a nice, long chat about this and that. Why?"
==
Took a little longer than I had intended to, but... It's finally here. Finally here, so read away!
>>17221 Oh, me too, friend. Me too.