[ ] "... you could at least be honest when asking a girl out on a date."
[ ] "But I guess there is one place I'd like to visit."
No subtexts, huh? Yeah, whatever, you couldn't care less. What really matters, is that you want to get the damn payment before it gets returned to--... No, wait. How are those delivered anyway? You've never really wondered about such things up till now, seeing that there is no need to. You just always returned to the same post office the day after delivering the package, and it was already there. In a plain envelope, with only your name and no address... And no sender data too. Well, since you don't really have an address, your employer could as well just send it to the same office he sent the package, with an instruction to give it out to whoever comes, indroducing herself with a name "Fukuzai Toorima".
Yeah, that could be it. Or not. Does it really matter?
The only thing that concerns you is the possibility of losing the payment to whatever ridiculous reason that might appear out of nowhere if you decide to wait with it till later.
Still, the whole business about Renji asking you out, it still ticks off your already strained nerves quite a bit. No, if it were for real, you'd probably end up beating up them both, then just escaping through whichever exit would allow you to. Third floor? Feh, make it the thirtieth and we'll talk!
But, stubborness aside, there is no dishonesty in Renji's eyes. Hell, you can even see a bit of that 'good will' he tries to excerise for your sake. But simply agreeing wouldn't be in your style. Besides, damaging his ego, like Marry has just tried (failing miserably) could be an... entertaining experience.
You continue staring at Renji's serious face. As if he'd known you'd take some time before answering, he waits patiently, ignoring his friend's loud wheezing. Poor Marry... except he's not.
"... well." you avert your gaze, mostly because this constant observation tired out your tolerance for idiocy, which that guy surely doesn't lack "... you could at least be honest when asking a girl out on a date. You're a poor deal, Renko."
"W-what?!"
Oh great. He stutters. Is it because of the blow his manliness has received, or just simple confusion at the unexpected nature of your response? He did say that he doesn't expect you to agree to anything resembling a date, yet you still mentioned it. Of course, it's all a joke. Of course. He, on the other hand, seems to have taken it quite seriously.
Squeezing his nose bridge with two fingers, a gesture of irritation of nervousness (which his eyes also express, but you can't quite determine which of those two is it), he sighs loudly.
"Fuku, I--"
"I told you to not call me that." you cut in with a remark, but then return to being silent immidiately.
"FukuZAI." he emphasizes the ending of your name. Now, no need for all the spite, really. "I think I told you, this is NOT a date. I don't BELIEVE you'd suggest something like that HONESTLY, to a person whose name you keep changing into a more girly sounding version. Hell, even without that, I don't think you're that kind of person who'd just..."
He continues on making up excuses. Well, this is boring. You had expected something... better than this. Marry got hit, and honestly, you'd rather receive a good punch too, than listen to all this bullshit. At least it'd create a nice pretext to return the favour and hit the fucker's face, just to vent the anger.
Well shit, bombs away, but they were the wrong kind. Or just his brain is still influenced by the fact that you're a girl.
"Whatever." you cut in. Enough is enough. "I was just trying you."
"Trying?" he blinks "As in?"
"You failed." sending him a sharp glare, you stand up "But there indeed is a place I'd like to visit. I'll be counting on you to take me there."
Faced with sudden surge of (relative) politeness, he can only nod in agreement.
"Uh... yeah, okay..."
"Then what are you waiting for? Change into something more..." you scan his outfit, again being disgusted by the apron, which he didn't even take off for the meal "Ugh..."
He looks down, then looks back at you.
"Well, says who." oh? A retaliation? "You're telling me to change, but you're no better yourself... Forest woman."
With that, he hastily leaves the room.
Wait.
What the FUCK did he just call you?
As you're about to jump up and chase the moron to give him a good beating, Marry's hoarse voice reaches your ears, kinda stopping you in tracks. Your more sane part of mind is a bit thankful for that. If you let the emotions take over... Yeah, that'd be bad. Then, you can as well grace him with your attention now that he's spoken.
"You weren't serious with that date, were you?" you can't see his face as he's laying on the sofa in a painfully looking position, on his stomach "I mean, if you weren't, then don't-- uh... He's a good guy, so... Don't give him... How should I put that... Hopes."
Is he worried? Well, unnecessarily.
"... who do you take me for."
Forcing out a halfassed response, you leave the room as well.
After changing into the clothes you'd worn yesterday, the two of you left the apartment. Renji had a few words with Marry before leaving, but you couldn't hear what they were talking about.
Ah, raining. Still raining. Damned streams of water fall down from the sky like a... No wait, that's a stupid thought. Adding similes here is unneeded. The rain is still falling, and your duo stands under a small canopy at the base of apartament block. Renji, wearing a black jacket complete with black pants (no top hat this time), sighs a resignated sigh before sliding on a hood onto his head.
"Wait here. I'm gonna get the car."
"... I can go."
"I don't want to get you wet."
"... I have your umbrella, idio--"
But he's already gone. Disappeared behind a corner. And you're left alone under this small roof, with your mouth opened, in amazement at his stupidity.
He left you here alone. Free to do whatever you want as long as he's out of sight. That means... You can...
Is he really that stupid? Or just thought you'd have given up after all this time? Or maybe, as implausible as it may sound, he's just testing you?
Whichever of these is true, now that he's gone, you'll...
[ ] Run away. Now.
[ ] Start singing.
[ ] Go after him with the damn umbrella.
[ ] Just wait here.
[ ] Use the intercom and ask Marry to let you back in.
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i said i wouldnt update wbut my slapotp coaught a signal of an unsecured wifi netwrok here where im stayin (dont ask wehere thoug, less just say im gettin more insight to Fukus life prior to rthe even ts of COMN), so i thought wshy not the batterys still at 89%
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