YAF !nmVOHsTRd. 2008/05/26 (Mon) 15:09 No. 8919 [x] "I was about to get some hot sex from my future wife and here I walk on you humping probably the hottest woman in the village. What the hell?"
[x] "How was it? Was she any good?"
No, wait, Kourin, you sick bastard, the question here is what the fuck are YOU doing here?! Seriously, Kourin.
You sigh.
"I was about to get some hot sex from my future wife and here I walk in on you humping probably the hottest woman in the village. What the hell, Kourin?"
"'Kourin'? Y-you too..." he fixes his glasses "Anyways, what is your problem? Don't I have the right to do what I wish? Are you going to question my own tast-- Wait, what did you say?"
"Damn, Kourin, don't make me repeat myself. Sex, future wife, not getting laid because of you. Got it?"
"Future wife? Do you mean...?"
"What, didn't get it the first time?"
He frowns.
"No, I mean, wife? Who?" Oho. So he's interested. "Hieda? Isn't she a little too young?"
"Not really. Age of consent in Gensokyo is 12 years old, right?" He nods "Besides, I've already confronted her father about it."
"And?"
"Well, he likes me, I like him, everything's alright. All I need to do now is to get a ring and propose."
"Huh."
Both of you fall silent for a moment. He is the first one to speak.
"I thought you're after Reimu."
"That's my line, Kourin. Well, it doesn't matter one way or the other. I'm through with Reimu. Let's say she's shown me her true face and I don't want to have anything to do with her anymore." damn, it's not the time for confessions! "Putting that aside, I thought YOU were after Reimu too! What the hell?"
"Ah, that..." he leans back on the chair "Of course I am after Reimu. Keine and Mokou, well... You know how those things are."
So, basically, he's an ordinary two-timer. Huh. Well, you can't really blame him, since you were practically two-timing the so called 'your oni'. Damn, now you're feeling kinda bad.
"I get it. So, how was it? Was she any good?"
"Huh?"
"Come on, Kourin, we're men. Our earlier fight was just for fun. Hope you're not too sore."
He smirks.
"Me? Sore? After such weak punches? You have to be joking me!"
The two of you laugh for a little while for no particular reason.
"So," you're the first to speak "Reconcilement?"
"Sure."
"High five!"
"How old do you think we are?"
"Oh, come on! You're never too old if you can find a child inside you!" A bit reluctantly, but he completes the gesture. "There you go. Now, tell me. Was she any good? I have to admit she's pretty hot. Also, how did you get in her pants?"
"Oh, that's a long story." Kourin answers while scratching the back of his head "Some time ago, she had invited me here to make a presentation about outside world's technologies. After that, I invited her to a dinner and, well, you know. It just went down the hill afterwards."
You nod. Impressive. On a first date, huh? Well, that's basically the same as with you and Akyu, isn't it?
"I see, I see. You know, I've been considering trying to get in her pants too, but... Hey, doesn't that bother you?"
Kourin shakes his head.
"Keine has many admirers. Dare I say, every man in the village has smaller or bigger hots for her. That's why we're keeping this a secret. I don't want to get my store raided and burned down."
"Would it really be that serious if this leaked out?"
"Try to find an answer yourself."
Hm, he's right. In fact, you get a feeling that, for that ass and breasts, you would fight against the wind for the glory of the tits and defeat the evil challengers (who ALWAYS appear). Huh, if every guy in the village feels the same way, it really would be bad if this leaked out... Hmm...
You smirk.
"Hey, don't even think about telling that anyone."
"Me?" you make a confused face "I would NEVER betray my best friend forever Kourin! Not me!"
"Just so you know, if this becomes public, you'll be my first target to bring down."
"Bravo, Kourin, that's how a man should act."
"Why, thank you, though that sarcasm was rather unnecessary."
"Right, right. So, will you answer me? How was she?"
"Keine? Uh..." Kourin bites his lip, apparently trying to find a good word "Hm, she's an adult woman, she knows what she wants. Soft and kind on the outside, but when you finally strip her off her clothes, she becomes completely wild. I guess that's how she is."
You nod. Soft and innocent on the outside and wild inside? That certainly reminds you of someone...
"And Mokou? What about her? Don't tell me she too.."
Kourin gives you a troubled smile.
"Ah, no, no. She, uh, she's Keine's good friend, so she wouldn't tell anyone about our affair. And neither me or Keine don't mind being watched, so... Well, to say the truth, it was Keine's idea to let her watch. 'Mokou may be very old, but mentally, she's just a teenager', she said. So the main idea of this whole commotion was 'sexual education'. Or something like that. Just like I told you, Keine's a wild beast inside."
"Aha. I see."
Daaaaamn. Who would've thought Keine's such a woman? Having an affair, keeping it secret from public, letting her friend watch as she rides Kourin... But yeah, from the outside, she's just a kind teacher who likes cute things. Well, if what Kourin said is true, then Keine must've had a great influence on shaping Akyu's personality. Soft on the outside, wild inside.... That calls for a poetic description along the lines of 'crouching tiger' (tiger? Akyu is a tiger? KING?) or something like that, but you really can't think of anything at this point.
[ ] "What about Reimu?"
[ ] "What do you think they're doing there?"
[ ] "How about a game of chess?"
