[X] The Rube Goldberg Option
[X]The usual “hamster in breasts” routine

Well, you’re pretty much heading for her chest. You’re grateful for that. At least breasts might cushion your eventual crash landing. You close your eyes for the inevitable...

Or it’d be what you would be doing, if it wasn’t for that conveniently-placed border that just opened right in front of you. This is going to get extremely weird.

You enter the border. The creepy eyes stare at you for a moment before disappearing.

And you find yourself in a strangely creepy place. You don’t really know what it is, but perhaps the weathered graves gave it away. Oddly enough, it’s also a bright, sunny day.

You’re still a Kinetic Kill Hamster, though. That’s worrying. You hope that nothing bad happens. Actually, scratch that. You’re coming up onto someone and from the looks of it, she has not noticed you.

Horror floods your little rodent nervous system as you approach the... strangely-garbed girl? Or more accurately, her HAT. It looks like something an Eastern Priest might wear, but you can’t exactly speculate.

You close your eyes, hoping your eventual death, if it is forthcoming, is a swift one.

And then you ricochet off her hat, which has now dropped onto the ground. It hurts all over. But there’s no time to react as you see the familiar border ahead of you.

Your next target is a cat-like being. You vaguely remember that cats eat you. You’re grateful for the fact that you’re hurtling at your predator at breakneck speed. With barely moments to spare, you skip off the cat and into the path of a pile of yellow fluff...

...And into another place. You briefly hear the sound of flowing water, you think. But when you’re streaking along at terminal velocity, you’re not so sure of anything. Oh well, at least the scenery’s nice.

Meanwhile, a pair of stunned onlookers are staring at a strange occurrence. Something is zipping into Hell, and it looks like it isn’t stopping.

“Mistress Eiki, are you sure we’re supposed to leave it be?” the shocked shinigami asks the green-haired judge. “To be honest, I’ve never seen... anything living fly into here before. I’ll need to do some more research.” The judge bonks her shinigami. “And you haven’t been keeping up.”

And soon enough, the border opens and whisks you away again. Now you’re streaking across a giant lake. And approaching a giant red mansion. Or more accurately, the gate to said mansion. You do not believe what you are seeing. There’s a giant panda... thing guarding the gate. On its head is a green cap. And you’re flying towards this... big pile of fluff.

No sooner as you’ve entered this giant pile of fluff, you come face-to-face with a strange green creature. You don’t really know what it is, or even have time for a second glance, as you zip away for vistas unknown.

Right into a scene you’ll probably never forget. You’re not sure where you are, but you’re seeing a 3-foot high pagoda floating around, carelessly firing lasers. Everywhere the laser touched, a whole lot of precious jewels could be found. It didn’t seem like it was going to stop.

And the border deposits you back to where you were before your round trip: straight into the bridge troll’s... tracts of land. Headfirst.

You suddenly feel rather jealous of how fast you’re going. You really hate the fact that someone threw you so hard you flew through time and space. And you’re jealous of your benefactor, whose chest you are about to land in between. And you’re so jealous about how nice she might be. In fact, you’re so wrapped up in your thoughts, you don’t notice that you’ve slowed down and are already wedged in between her breasts.

Your tiny hamster butt sticks out of her cleavage as you wiggle around, trying to get free.

The bridge troll looks flustered, but not at the sudden hamster scrabbling around her chest, but at Koishi. “Mistress Koishi! How many times has your sister told you? Do not throw animals around like that! Remember the last time you threw your sister’s pet cat?” Her tone is sharp, mildly naggy, yet slightly panicked. Koishi looks a little apologetic. Just a little.

Everyone else, though, are more concerned about you. Momiji especially. Her face was white with shock.

Though you’re not aware of this. Right now, you’re stuck. And you need to get out, fast.
[ ] Obey your instincts. Go lower.
[ ] Teleport on top of her head.
[ ] Ease yourself out backwards.
[ ] Hey, there’s some wiggle room. Turn around and take a look.

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OP sez:

Oh wow, 2 threads already? Amazing.

We Rube Goldberg, Gensokyo style.

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