>>54449 One of the first things he did was a Falcon Punch though...
>>54448 You dig a grave and hide Alice's body. Can't have anyone finding that.
You search through the house for Shanghai, that loveable doll. Eventually you find her, locked up in a box. Alice... You bitch!
Shanghai floats around, probably curious as to who you are. You tell her that Alice had to go away, and she left you to look after her. You don't know when she'll be back, or even if she is, but you'll be around to take care of her.
Shanghai falls down to the box and puts her head in her little hands. She must be sad.
But you encourage her! You'll take care of her, and you're sure Alice will come back soon.
Marisa came by the next day, and you told her you saw that wizard come by and Alice chased after her. Of course, there was no wizard, but that dumb black-white believed you and chased after them. You've never heard from her since. She's probably still looking.
As the years went by, you let go of your killing and raping past. Some people were glad they don't need to worry about those troublesome youkai and fairies, anyway.
You visited the human village often, and while the people thought of you as a rather eccentric man who lived in the forest, you became a well liked figure.
But most importantly, a few weeks after you first moved in, you gained Shanghai's trust, and that doll hasn't left your side since. You even learned how to make more dolls and manipulate them to give Shanghai some friends, but you two were inseperable. You'll never need anything but Shanghai, you think.
20 years later...
"I'm home~"
As always, you call out when you get home. In a few seconds, Shanghai floats into the hallway and curtsies to you. She takes your hat and puts it on the hanger and helps you with your coat. Coming in closer, you can smell tea.
"Thanks Shanghai. I don't know what I'd do without you."
She does a little pirouette and leaves, then comes back with a small cup of tea.
You sit down with that newspaper (Aya's still at it) and Shanghai joins you on your shoulder.
Tch, Aya still hasn't given up on Alice. She never got along with you, always guessed you'd killed Alice from day one. And there's another report in her paper about it. You only read it out of habit.
Still, not like they'll find the body. You had to move it a few times, but eventually you decided to put it in the lake. Nobody will find it there. That lake is a death trap.
Still, you flip the page. You don't think Shanghai remembers Alice, but it'd be bad for her to see that anyway.
You put the paper down and Shanghai follows you around, helping you out with various tasks. By night, you're ready for bed, and Shanghai comes with you, of course.
Next to you there's a tiny pillow, just the right size for Shanghai's head.
"I love you, Shanghai."
She can't speak, and her face is expressionless, but somehow, you've always been able to read her like a book.
"I love you too." She says.
---Shanghai good end reached---
Anyway, someone vote something else and I'll continue tomorrow from
>>54446.