I was once a happy man of sound and stable mind.
Then my neighbour got a dog.
She put a ribbon on its head to make it cute.
But it still looked like a yamabiko.
She had me over, to watch it sit and pray
It bit my knee and made love to my leg.
Now it barks all the night and all of the day.
Whenever it’s not peeing on my lawn.
I didn’t get to sleep last night till very late.
The stupid dog barked and gurred.
I woke up late for work and ran to fly off.
But I slipped on a tuurd.
I was certain, it wasn’t one of mine.
And that damn dog has crossed over the line.
Wanting to exterminate it and all it’s kind.
From my lovely little graveyard.
I’m gonna kill the dog next door!
Ain’t gonna bark anymore!
Cause today is judgement day!
And the little runt’s about to pay!
No more turds on my lawn.
That stupid dog will soon be gone.
Gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill that dog!
I got a little monster in my garden.
So I grab an axe and off I go.
And I try my best to get it.
All I do is sever my big toe.
My neighbour comes out to call me.
She says humans and youkais should just be friends.
She puts her little pet in my forgiving hands…
Then it starts to bite so I strangle it with all my might.
Oh
Oh
OH
OH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I’m gonna kill the dog next door!
Ain’t gonna bark anymore!
Cause this is judgement day!
And the little cunt’s about to pay!
No more turds on my lawn!
That stupid mutt will soon be gone!
Gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill that dog!
Now’s the stupid mutt in doggy heaven.
I strangled it to death and now I’m free.
But my trouble ain’t quite over.
My neighbour called the Hakurei on me.
I end up at the Hakurei Shrine.
Where I’m told that I must pay.
A 3-thousand-yen fund.
Wow, that’s a bad bail you.
I think I’ll kill my neighbour too!
Oh
Oh
OH
OH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I’m gonna kill the gal next door!
Won’t sermon us anymore!
I never liked her anyway!
3 thousand isn’t much to pay!
There are turds on my lawn…
They must be hers; the dog is gone.
