[X] SPOOKY GHOST READ YOUMU'S DIARY

MUST LEARN WEAKNESSES FOR MAXIMUM SPOOKAGE

Also, you? I like you.

[X] LICK the YOUMU


[X] SPOOKY GHOST READ YOUMU'S DIARY
Dem side effects.

[] SPOOKY GHOST WRITE A FANFICTION ON YOUMU'S WINDOWS XP

MAKE IT AN EXTRA SPOOKY FANFICTION

[x] LICK the SHADY DRUGS

This might not be the best of ideas, but an impromptu "Resurrection Butterfly -80% Reflowering-" in the bathroom, while Youmu is in the shower, will scare her to death.

Trust me. (Okay, it might just like kill her literally anyway.)

[x] SNIFF the Youmu's towel

[x] SPOOKY GHOST READ YOUMU'S DIARY

GOSTE SEEKRITS

Looks like we're reading Youmu's diary...

... THE SPOOKY GHOST WAY!!!

...

... After I get some sleep. Since I'm taking a nap instead of writing, y'all can feel free to try for a tie. Only one tie, though. This writefag can only fag out so much writing.

[x] SNIFF the Youmu's towel

Hurry and get this to three before he wakes up so we get double content update!

[o] SNIFF the Youmu's towel

This story sounds like fun, I like it already.

>>29984
[x] SPOOKY GHOST WRITE A FANFICTION ON YOUMU'S WINDOWS XP

SLASHFIC TIME

[x] SPOOKY GHOST READ YOUMU'S DIARY
Much information, very spoopy.

>>29994
>>29995

Too late nerds. Pantsu sniff already won second spot in the update.

Looks like votes are we just read the book!


But I'm feeling festive, so fuck it! We'll also write some fanfiction while we sniff Youmu's towel, since those both tie, and I DID say to try for a tie! Updates whenever, preferably tonight!

well now, dont i feel like a faggot

That's what I get for typing slow, but, fuck it, we'll do it anyway!

Grabbing Youmu's towel, you Yuyu-Spooky Ghost Float out of the room, taking a quick sniff of the towel, saving the big whiffs for your victory later. Cherries, blossoms and bathwater. A beautiful combination.

Youmu keeps a digital diary. She used to have a physical diary, but she keeps her diary scrolls in a filing cabinet now. Her Windows XP is sitting on her Western Computer desk, made of the finest beech wood.

Youmu's computer hasn't even turned to her screensaver yet, and is still active, open and unprotected by Youmu's ever-changing password. An opportunity like this is once-in-a-lifetime!

Looking through Youmu's desktop icons reveals that she is very fond of western-style games with swords in them. She also really likes pictures of swords. And attractive women who wield swords. And nearly nude men wielding swords...

Wait... That can't be right! Yuyuko was a good Yuyumom! Youmu wwas raised right! She can't possibly be s-s-s... S-s-st... Striaght!?!?

It can't be true love with a man! They aren't both girls! It's FORBIDDEN LOVE!!!

...

You have work to do. You quickly forget what you've seen for the moment, making note to scold Youmu for her indecency later.

Right now, you have an already-opened word document to read. Is this Youmu's diary? Or...

Oh...

Oh God-sama no...


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Heisei-27 year, Jul. 17 (Fri)

{TITLE TO BE DETERMINED}

piccelo gently caresed vegeta's muscular thigh-

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You could read no further. You refuse to read a line further. Reading it made you cringe. It hurt you physically. Spiritually.

How could anybody... ANYBODY write a Dragonball Z fanfiction and not know how to spell Piccolo's name? Disgusting! IMMORALE!!!

However, this may put the previous manly pictures under a different light! After all, the Sis Code states that Guy on Guy is hot, and therefore alright!

If it's simply an interest in yaoi, then our Darling Youmu is still pure! Heart burning in determination, ready to help poor Youmu and with absolutely no fucking clue what you're doing, You Yuyu out a spooky Yuyuball Z Yaoi fic!



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Update part 2 is coming. If anybody wants to take this opportunity to gives our SPOOKY daily dose in bad fanfiction format, please do so while I pound out an entry from youmu's diary. I might not continue unless somebody's willing to make an anonymous ass of themselves all over my story... Don't worry, nobody will judge if you're SUPPOSED to be terrible. Heck, expecting shit will make any GOOD fic's a fucking hoot.

But I don't even care if it's a one-liner, this is an excuse to give me time to think of something. Get it out soon so I can write the finally for the Halloween special on Halloween!

fanfic chain? fanfic chain

piccelo gently caresed vegeta's muscular thigh
as cel got ready to insert his long, throbbing tail into

goku takes off his shirt n hes ripped this broad starts grindin on goku so hes like dayum gurl n hits that guess wut that dime was actualy vegeta they do it again n get gay married

[x] mononebo strikje the tity

[X] Add a SPOOKY ANTICLIMATIC ENDING during the climax of the fic

All was well in the Vegeta household. The family crowded around the diner table as they awaited Bulma's no-doubt bomb ass food.

“Wow! This sure looks sugoi!” Trunks said, raising his Mc Donalds hamburger with a pair of chopsticks.

With a rousing chorus of “Rub a dub dub! Thanks for the grub!”, the family began eating, when SUDDENLY

**BOOM** **CRASH**

A bolt of lightning tore a hole clean through the roof, striking the diner table and obliterating all the food. An unmistakable figure could be seen standing amongst the ruins of spoiled meat and Mc Rib sauce, green antenna and lab coat flowing in the non-existent breeze.

His gaze locked on Vegeta's generous backside with single-minded intensity.

“IT'S TIME!”, The figure spoke in all caps.

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HEY everybody! Thanks for taking reading my newest fic! Don't forget to leave a review. I promise to respond to all the reviews I get ^_~

Anon has delivered this day! And so I say to you! Writefag will return the favor!

Just gimmie' a sec to type it up.

You lean back in Youmu's spiny office chair, taking a victory spin for your efforts.

This sense of serenity... As though you were watching the cherry blossom's fall on a perfect spring day, sun shining on your face and your favorite tea in hand...

Was this what writing felt like? It was an altogether different experience than simply writing SPOOKY GHOST taxes or practicing SPOOKY GHOST calligraphy...

Wait... SPOOKY?

Oh, right! You were going to read Youmu's diary to look for weakness' you could exploit!

After you made certain to post your fanfic on the chat thread discussion on the WEBS SITE Youmu had up, you find Youmu's diary on the desktop, cleverly disguised in a folder labeled 'YUYUKODONOTTOUCH'. Silly girl. Even though you were almost fooled by it, a trap like that couldn't possibly keep you out for long!

Now let's start two years ago, today...


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Heisei-25 year, Jul. 17

Today, Princess Yuyuko invited Lady Yukari over for tea again. I managed to 'accidentally' spill tea on Yukari's nice purple dress.

I'm proud to say that I finally managed to have a moment alone with her! And, fortunately for me, Yukari apparently has no plans to make a move on My Princess!

How can I be so sure, dear diary? Why, because Lady Yukari is a strong YuYoumu shipper, of course! She showed me her fanfiction herself! Why, I never thought a woman of her... maturity would care about our well-being like that!

I never thought I'd say this, but... I've finally found a friend!


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Okay, odd, but not what you're looking for... Lets go further...


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Heisei-26 year, Feb. 26

That honking horn head showed up again today...

Merlin is becoming a threat.

She's been asking around for good chocolate recipes.

As much as it hurts to do, you'll have to ask Lady Eirin for her Shrine Maiden's Blood Elixir. You hate calling upon the Official Youmu X Yuyuko Support Club like this, but it must be done.

Merlin cannot be allowed to see My Princess again.


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That was odd, too... These diary entries are starting to worry to you. Maybe a bit further ahead...


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Heisei-27 year, May 02

Dear Diary,
I'm scared, diary.

The Prismrivers are sealed well away from anyone who might find them. Mima is now trapped behind the Hakurei shrine, Seija is 'on sick leave' for the next decade at the very least...

... If My Princess were to find out, what would she think of me? Would she cast me out? Would she banish me? Would she not talk to me?

I don't want to kill Lady Yuyuko, diary. I can never let her discover what I've done. I can't put all of her on display, or the Yama will catch me before I die.

If I could only discover how to impregnate My Princess, yet despite these many months of research, the answer eludes me...

Kanako-sama (why she insist she be referred to by -sama at all times is still a mystery, and the rest of the club keeps laughing when it's brought up) tells me that she's prepared let word slip to Sanae if necessary. 80% of all conspiracies are actually masterminded by Sanae, believe it or not, diary! But telling her could have disastrous consequences if she decides I'm the villain...

I must meditate on this.


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You don't like the way this is turning out. But you may have found a way to spook Youmu! But...

... One more page, things are getting good!...


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Heisei-27 year, Oct. 1

I've got it! I've finally got it!

If Eirin's shady drugs aren't allowed in a story, Moriya's not allowed to have conspiracies in a story and Yukari isn't allowed to manipulate borders in a story...

Then what if it's technically something different?

What if Moriya conspires to manipulate Eirin's shady drugs with Yukari's gaps? That's one entirely new template! It's a stretch, but it just might work...


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All of the templates at once? This is terrible! Those templates are TOO FORBIDDEN!!! They transcend SPOOKINESS, attaining TERRIBLENESS!!!

There's only two other entries! Maybe Youmu came to her senses!


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Heisei-27 year, Oct. 30

Tonight, I recieve Moriya's Conspiracy Drug from Eintei, specially treated by Gap Manipulation to be the most effective dick-growing pill on the planet! All those years of studying how men work, those years of strap-on practice, all those years taking 'shopping trips' to watch men work will finally be put to use!

Our children will be beautiful,and with them, our love will live on.

Once the children are born, I'll chain up Yuyuko, then remove her legs and arms.

The Roukanken is sharp enough to cut ghost. I've been sharpening it for three days straight. If the children think that Momma' Yuyu has always been like that, they won't complain.

Our love will be forever, My Princess will never have to be tempted by other women again. Our beautiful children will stand as testament of our love.


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The final entry...

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Heisei- year, .

MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS MINE ALONE MY PRINCESS IS ---------


The bathroom door is creaking open! Thank goodness oil's expensive, or you'd never even have noticed!

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Youmu has been revealed to be a SPOOKY YANDERE!!! She plans to make babies with you against your will, then chop off your limbs!

You have Youmu's towel! It smells like sweet cherries, cherry blossoms, sweat from Youmu and the cold sweat of SPOOKED GHOST PRINCESS.

You are sitting at Youmu's WINDOWS XP, reading her DIARY!

It just occurred to you that Youmu might no be all that pure!

You left the BOONANA BREAD in the GHOST OVEN.

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The bathroom door is opening! What do you do?


[] TOUCH the ________
[] TAKE the ________
[] LICK the ________
[] CARRESS the ________
[] SNIFF the ________
[] TALK TO the ________
[] POSSESS the ________
[] SPOOKY GHOST PHASE THROUGH FLOOR
[] SPOOKY GHOST MOLEST A FAIRY
[] LOOK FOR SKELETONS IN YOUMU'S CLOSET
[] SPOOKY GHOST EAT ________
[] SPOOKY GHOST YOUMU~~~ WHEN'S DINNER?!?
[] SPOOKY GHOST LOOK AT THE CAMERA
[] SPOOKY GHOST CALL UPON THE UNICORN MAIDEN
[] SPOOKY GHOST DEEPTHROAT ARM IN PANIC
[] SPOOKY GHOST ARE SPOOKY
[] SPOOKY GHOST
[] SPOOKY GHOST WRITE-IN

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There you go! Last option! Will end votes at midnight, whatever leads/ties wins.

(thisturnedoutevenshittierthaniexpected)

[X] SPOOKY GHOST EAT SHADY DRUGS
[X] SPOOKY GHOST MOLEST A YOUMU

The answer is clear: we must rape her first.

[X] SPOOKY GHOST CALL UPON THE UNICORN MAIDEN

I was torn between this and ARM DEEPTHROAT, but this seems even more outlandish, so let's go with it.

votes called

i cant write right now

looking through old stories...

... I feel SCORN'ed by a momiji story. guro's not fun when awoo is the victim.

might be a bit. i feel all the halloween chocolate coming u-ohfuckchocolatemomijiwhy



also tired


votes called for lick drugs, rape youmu, call uniorn

[X] SPOOKY GHOST CALL UPON THE UNICORN MAIDEN
[X] SPOOKY GHOST PHASE THROUGH FLOOR, WALL, BARRIER AND CONTINENT UNTIL SAFE FROM YOUMU

>>30009
Uh, sir? Are you okay?
You sound..off.
Y-Youmu isn't real, r-right? h-haha.
I know you said votes were called but fuk it.
[X] SPOOKY GHOST PHASE THROUGH FLOOR, WALL, BARRIER AND CONTINENT UNTIL SAFE FROM YOUMU

[X] SPOOKY GHOST CALL UPON THE UNICORN MAIDEN
[X] SPOOKY GHOST PHASE THROUGH FLOOR, WALL, BARRIER AND CONTINENT UNTIL SAFE FROM YOUMU
[X] TAKE the SHADY DRUGS
[X] USE the SHADY DRUGS on YOUMU
[X] SPOOKY GHOST EAT YOUMU
[X] SPOOKY GHOST PANIC
[X] SPOOKY GHOST POST YOUMU'S FANFIC to TOUHOU-PROJECT.COM

I was up until five in the morning eating candy and playing shitty weeb mmo's to wipe my mind of Momiji + chocolate + discovering her love for excruciating pain.

Now, I don't mind me a little guro, but fuck if I'm gonna' let my vivid imagination do the visualizing for me anymore.

I'm sorta' glad I missed the days when Scorn was a writer on her, because I'd be too fucked up to write anything fun if he was still making stories!


Since votes went on anyway and the sugar of TEN THOUSAND CHOCOLATES is rolling through my system, I'll tack on that new winning vote.

VOTES RE-CALLED FOR--

[X] SPOOKY GHOST EAT SHADY DRUGS
[X] SPOOKY GHOST MOLEST A YOUMU
[X] SPOOKY GHOST PHASE THROUGH FLOOR, WALL, BARRIER AND CONTINENT UNTIL SAFE FROM YOUMU

Post soon! Enjoy your November Fantasy Festivale folks!

Youmu is naked. She has Hakurouken to her own palm, preparing to cut away her confusion to attain PURE FOCUS on top of her TRAINED WARRIOR FOCUS and MAD OBSESSION FOCUS.

"Lady Yuyuko... What are you doing on my computer?"

You must act now, before Youmu cuts her palm and is too focused to be caught off guard!

Youmu's pale breast aren't much of a target, though they're absolutely adorably sized, and perfectly perky, to boot. You, however, are panicking, and need a target you won't miss.

Youmu's thighs form a gap so wide that her legs are never actually closed, even with her knees knocking. Long have you worshiped those thighs, trained on your WONDERLAND-Brand life-sized Youmu doll for exactly this moment!

Calling upon your Youmulestation training, you take aim.

You do not think.

You do not feel.

In this moment, where your Youmu stands before you naked and armed, you have only one option.

You only do.

Fingers slide into target, splitting folds, resting exactly as intended. Fingers insert into slot. Savor Youmu's blushing face of realization. Lips to pale left nipple serve as support. Lift tiny, light Youmu before Youmu can register. Bend knees 90 degrees and lean back. Raise arm over head, using momentum, tilt neck in sync to provide proper guidance.

The sound of floorboards shattering breaks you from your MOLESTIAL TRANCE.

You remove your lips from Youmu's nipple and your finger from her snatch (training causing you to give her a good luck rub from habit).

You may have applied too much force, as Youmu's head is now located somewhere in the hole in the floorboards you've just created.

Not bothering to check if she's alright, you act now before it's too late.

You run back to the bathroom and grab EIRIN'S SHADY DRUGS.

Reading the instructions on the back, you take out a single pill and take the portion suggested for one ADULT FULL GHOST, three copious, moist and sensual licks, as though upon the neck of your beloved Youmu, then inserted anally up to the wrist at the very least. Oddly specific, but the doctor knows best.

Being a ghost, you simply put the pill directly inside your stomach, as you don't actually have time to work up the nerve to apply a suppository properly. It's a shame, but time is of the essence.

No sooner did the pill hit your stomach when you feel a stirring under your bloomers.

Looking down you screech in terror!

A-A-A-IT'S A... A...

It's too awful! You can't say it! It-

Feels really, REALLY painful. The awful thing is throbbing and feels tight... Reaching for it, youuouou-

This tingling sensation...

... You must use this. You must use this on Youmu. Seeing her with her head buried in the floorboards, the position forcing her gloriously pale rear into the air, you know you must use it on her...

... But you're not entirely sure how. You only just sprouted this thing, after all.

At a time like this, help might be appreciated. You don't deal with icky men at all, they can't experience PURE LOVE, after all.

From your robes you pull a CHINESE GONG. Giving the gong a healthy smack with the medicine bottle causes its haunting tone to echo throughout all of Gensokyo.

A moment passes...

The wall tears as a blonde girl jumps through swinging some kind of instrument around like a wand and making a ridiculous, slightly painful, but nevertheless cute looking pose.

"The summons of a maiden in distress have been heard! Rising from the depths of the long forgotten past, the beloved, but forgotten Third Daughter of Ota, Satsuki Rin has arrived to make all of your troubles go away! No problem is too big or too small for the pure Kirin's aid!"

Her line said, the newcomer took stock of the situation.

She saw a pale naked girl with her head buried in the floorboards and a pale pink-headed woman with something trying to throb its way out of her kimono at about crotch level.

Not knowing the proper response to something like this, the newcomer froze. She could not process this.

You snap your fingers, but she doesn't respond. An incomplete character can only handle so much shock at once, after all.

Seeing that the newcomer probably wasn't going to teach you how to work this thing, you hatch a new plan.


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You adjust your hat on the Kirin's head. She sat stock still in that comfy wheelie chair, looking like the worst Yuyuko Impersonator ever, but considering Youmu's current condition, hopefully she won't notice when she wakes up.

Though you tried to do things to Youmu with your new d-d-d...

Though you tried to do things to Youmu with your new 'stick', you couldn't figure out how it was supposed to work. You tried to stick it into Youmu's butt like you heard men do, but then you thought too much about it and grossed yourself out. You tried to stick it in Youmu's clam, but Not-So-Pure Youmu is still a virgin, and you can't get it in. You try sticking it in that little hole under it, just to see if it would work. Regardless to say, it didn't.

If only you knew even the first thing about men's dicks, you could figure this out...

"I can't take this anymore!"

A SPOOKY GHOST hand grab yours with no warning.

Turning, you see a sheet white Youmu glaring at you. Sheet white, like a ghost. Or a GHOST HALF. And, coincidentally, like hospital room walls with no decorations on them.

"You need to lube it up first, Lady Yuyuko! Now spit on your dick!"

Youmu's grip on your dick is like that of a vice. A very cold vice.A vice being tightened by a mad woman who's about to crawl back from the brink of defeat and have your babies if it's the last thing she does. Like-

"Do it now, Lady Yuyuko!"

You're interrupted by Roukanken's blade biting into your neck as Youmu's ghost half demands you do this. How you're supposed to aim your spit properly in a situation like this is problem enough, but then there's the problem that Youmu's COLD GHOST HAND has killed your boner, and with it, the insanity that was your first shady-drug-fueled erection.

And with all of that out of the way, you can finally THINK CLEARLY.

You phase through Youmu, falling through her, then the floor beneath you as you keep falling, then through the ground until you fall out the bottom of the floating rock that houses your castle, then to the border of the afterlife, then through a couple fairies, then to the ground.

From there, you stand up. You ask a nice, if groggy looking slightly-chubby snow woman for directions, then make a beeline for the Hakurei, phasing through everything. Once you arrive, you ask for permission to cross the border.

One box of mochi later, your clutching the air-tight kappaziplock bag with a branch from your tree, wearing a modern outside outfit that is apparently worn by female sailors, and walking across the border.

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You are Saigyouji Yuyuko. You're currently teaching at Kessennuma Girl's High School in Miyagi. You're not sure why, but students from your classes keep committing suicide. It's tragic every time, and too painful to bear. To help fight something so terrible, you've begun the Teachers for Students campaign to help improve schools for students everywhere.

Every now and then, before you sleep, you'll go on the internet. You'll get on Tor, find the kappa net, check Youmu's Facescroll, just to see if she's doing alright. She became a PLAYABLE CHARACTER again while you were gone. TWICE. That poor Kirin you summoned is YUYUTWO now, by the way. You almost feel sorry for her.

You miss home. You miss it terribly. But now that you're here, you've founed a better purpose in life.

Making sure Youmu doesn't follow you.


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I don't know where all that shit up there came from, but this is the result of getting distracted many, MANY times over the course of one day. I have a tiny attention span.

(itsstillshitthough)

Well, there we go, that's it. For November's writing thing, I'll write something and link it here. It might be good, it might not be. It probably won't be. But, fuck it, why not?

Happy November, folks!

>But now that you're here, you've founed a better purpose in life: Making sure Youmu doesn't follow you.

Life with a Yandere is never boring!

Best of luck with your next story!

Looking forward to your next thing. These are short and really silly, but I'm having a fun time.

... And then it turns out that you just knocked up Myon.
Again.
For the 457,294,607th time.