Err... >>/th/186778

[X]Calmly explain that this is literally my birthday suit and that the only reason I'm in her bed is because she keeps me under her pillow.

[x]Tackle-hug her. I can finally talk to her in person after all!

Intentional misunderstandings, ho!

Also, I'm terrible with names, so I'll go along with what you all say.

[X]Calmly explain that this is literally my birthday suit and that the only reason I'm in her bed is because she keeps me under her pillow.

I'm tempted to say "Malice" but surely it wouldn't go over well with strangers.

[X]Tackle-hug her. I can finally talk to her in person after all!

I can't think of anything witty for a name.

[X]Tackle-hug her. I can finally talk to her in person after all!

[X]Name
-[X]Sun Isaac

The name is meant to be a mix of Sun Wukong and Isaac Newton.

[x] Tackle-hug her. I can finally talk to her in person after all!
[x] Hoshiko

Or we could just let Marisa name us. Dunno how good her naming sense is compared to anons though.

I should mention that the naming will ultimately decided by me from your suggestions, though I may reevaluate if enough people support the same idea.

[X]Dare her to shoot me. I can easily dissipate whatever magic she pours into me.
-[X] Counter attack with a tackle hug!

[X] Hakuri

>>28955
Vote for it, you have my support.

[X]Calmly explain that this is literally my birthday suit and that the only reason I'm in her bed is because she keeps me under her pillow.
[X]Malice
Because there will be hilarity and it would be poor form to call ourselves Mima. And with this oour names will match: The Witches Three; Mima, Marisa and Malice!

[x] Claim you're being tickled by Mistress.
[x] Claim you're her most faithful companion.
[x] Mention how you've solved many incidents by Mistress's side.
[x] Claim that you have no name, as you were just born.
[x] State that your owner, Mistress ought to give you a name.
[x] Jokingly mention the fact that she whispers into your ears when she casts her laser. (maybe.)
[?] Confess love for Mistress...? (don't have to write this if you don't want to.)

[X]Tackle-hug her. I can finally talk to her in person after all!

I'll leave the name up to the tide.

[x] "You claim that you'd never bring me home, yet clutch me like a well-known lover. Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to tell lies."

Tide pissing, but I can't resist

[x]Tackle-hug her. I can finally talk to her in person after all!

I'm torn on the name. On the one hand, Malice is a hilarious and strangely appropriate name to go with. On the other hand, I feel like a name related to "love" could be even more hilarious and appropriate.

So you know what, my vote for name goes to:
[x] Aiko

[x] "You claim that you'd never bring me home, yet clutch me like a well-known lover. Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to tell lies."
[x] Name: Aiko

[X]Calmly explain that this is literally my birthday suit and that the only reason I'm in her bed is because she keeps me under her pillow.

Since I didn't actually vote for it when I suggested it.
[X]Malice

[x] "You claim that you'd never bring me home, yet clutch me like a well-known lover. Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to tell lies."
[x] Name: Aiko

I like it!

[x]Tackle-hug her. I can finally talk to her in person after all!
[X]Let her name you

>>28962
Here.

Since 'Hakuri' (because it sounds liek Hakkero, get it?) didn't got any traction, I change my name vote to:

[x] Malice

[x] Tackle-hug her. I can finally talk to her in person after all!
[x] Aiko

Malice is too much like Alice.

[x] Tackle-hug her. I can finally talk to her in person after all!
[x] Aiko

Perfect combination. Hug first, ask questions later!

Jesus Christ I'm afraid to vote since there's so many already

>>28977
do et

[x] Calmly explain that this is literally my birthday suit and that the only reason I'm in her bed is because she keeps me under her pillow.

[x] Calmly explain that this is literally my birthday suit and that the only reason I'm in her bed is because she keeps me under her pillow.

Alright!
It seems Aiko will agressively nuzzle her beloved mistress!

I will be trying to integrate good write-ins as well, as long as they don't clash with what has been voted.

Somewhere in the depths of my mind, a little voice tells me that I should just explain to her everything in a calm and clear manner so as to diminish the chances of a misunderstanding.

A much louder, more emotional voice rudely tells it to get stuffed. After all, mistress is right there in front of me! I finally have a mouth to talk to her with!

Wait, I have better!

I have arms!

My smile grows wider as I slowly raise my arms in preparation for the strike. Mistress fidgets about nervously, perhaps having second thoughts about unleashing her annihilation of love inside her own house.

Then, the moment she opens her mouth again, I pounce, instantly covering the short distance between us and trapping her in an inescapable bear hug. My momentum carries us both off the bed but I'm too excited to care.

"Ohmygods!" Words flow out of my mouth faster than I can think about them. "I'm SO HAPPY to finally be able to do this!" I affectionately nuzzle my head into her chest as she struggles against my death grip. "Mistress, you're so cruel! Claiming you don't know me when we've been through so much together! Forgetting me, your closest companion! The one who stood by your side through so many incidents, who took all your love and dealt it back to your enemies tenfold!" I raise my head a little, staring straight at her eyes. "I, who you have so often tenderly whispered to? Were those loving words lies, mistress?"

She stops struggling, looking at me with obvious confusion.

"I...Whu...What?"
Her hand finds my hakkero again and, as she grabs it, I fail to hold back a giggle. "Mistress! That tickles!"

Realisation dawns in her eyes as she looks at the hakkero in her hand. "Wait... You mean... I thought that business was finished when the miracle mallet stopped!"

I light up at this and let her go so as to let her take a good look at me. "Yep. Nope. Sorta? I did lose consciousness for a while. But then I found something else to sustain me! And now I have a BODY!" I latch onto her again, burying my face into her neck.

"Hey! Lemme go! Breathing! And what have you found to sustain you, anyway? I'm pretty sure there is nothing like that around here."

I let go again, to mistress's obvious relief, and calm down a bit. I focus on myself for a bit, looking for the source of my power. "Well... I'm not sure exactly, but I think it's several sources. And they come from this direction." I say, pointing towards the door of the room.

Mistress gets up, sighing, and heads for the drawer in the corner of the room. "Alright, first things first, let's get you something to wear. This is awkward enough as is."

"So, you got a name or something?" She asks as she rummages through her clothing.

"Hmm...." I think for a moment. "Oh! I know! how about Aiko? Because I'm your love amplifier?"

She stops what she was doing and looks at me weirdly. "Ok, fair enough about the name, but could you not say things like 'my love amplifier' while naked at the foot of my bed? It makes me feel awkward."

I tilt my head questioningly. "How so?"

Mistress sighs. "Never mind, just put that on already." She says, throwing a dress at me.

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A few minutes later, we are seated at the table, both dressed in matching black and white ensembles, though mine is slightly too big. And mistress didn't loan me a hat. Bummer!

"So let me get this all straight... You're my mini-hakkero, who has gained a mind of it's own."

"Yes."

"And the power that lets you do that comes from... There." She makes a large, sweeping hand motion towards the multitude of piles of miscellaneous junk/artifacts that litter the rest of the house.

I focus again, feeling the power coming from various piles. I'm pretty sure at least some of it comes from that sword on top of the farthest one. "Yep!"

"Alright." Mistress looks at my hakkero pensively. "I guess this isn't all bad, but I'm not sure if I should continue using this..."

"You can always use me in any way you like, mistress!" I reply, smiling broadly.

"Stop saying stuff like that. And while you're at it, just call me Marisa."

Stuff like what? And I can't just casually use her name! That would be horribly impolite.

"Anyway," She continues, "I guess I should introduce you to people, huh? Remember Reimu?"

Reimu... Of course. The Hakurei shrine maiden. A strange, seemingly unreachable mass of holy power that always seem to be present during incidents. And most days, really. While mistress is the person I spend the most time with, this Reimu comes in second. Which means that she is the person mistress spends the most time with! Besides me, of course.

"Yeah, I know who that is."

"Good. How about Alice? You might want to go see her about some clothes your size."

Alice... Alice... Anything not related to the incident that spawned me is foggy, but I seem to remember her... A central node of magic, linked to many smaller ones... Dolls? I have seen her quite often too, now that I think of it. I nod, too absorbed in recollection to answer properly.

"Alright, Kourin then? You really should remember him!"

Kourin? It does ring a bell... a small, weak but familiar pulse of magic. By all means it should be unremarkable, but something tells me that I should look deeper.

It's hard, the farther I go, the murkier my memories become, but I remember large, yet precise, hands. Carefully designing patterns and assembling parts...

Father

I bolt up without really thinking, and mistress laughs a bit.

"I guess you do, huh? So, where to first?"


[]Go bother the Hakurei. It's practically routine by this point.

[]I kinda like the idea of my own wardrobe.

[]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?

[]Someone else

And about how to address mistress...

[]I should listen to her, even if it seems kind of impudent.

[]No. Mistress is mistress.

[x]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?

[x] No mistress is mistress

If Kourin is our father is Marisa our mother?

[x]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[x]No. Mistress is mistress.

Not gonna lie, everyone's probably gonna have some great reactions to Aiko. But calling Rinnosuke "Father", to his face, is too good to pass up.

And I guess we should thank him for creating us.

[x]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?

[x] Mistress' command is not to be called Mistress.

The Mistress' orders are the Mistress' orders, after all!

Aiko needs to find Sakuya/Yumeko/Ruukoto/Youmu so she can learn how to serve the Mistress properly.

Because Maid-risa('s hakurei) is adorable.

>>29012

hakkero, not hakurei, fuck

[x]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[x]No. Mistress is mistress.

This is going places.

Specifically, Kourin's

[X]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[X]No. Mistress is mistress.

[X]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[X]No. Mistress is mistress.

The misunderstanding should be amusing.

[x]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[x]I should listen to her, even if it seems kind of impudent.

[X]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?

[X] Mistress Marisa

[x]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[x] No mistress is mistress

[x] I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[x] Can I call you mom instead?

Preferably at the same time. Accidental shipping ahoy!

>>29009
[X]Go bother the Hakurei. It's practically routine by this point.
And
[X]No. Mistress is mistress.

[x] I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[x] Can I call you mom instead?

[X]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[X]No. Mistress is mistress.

Changing my vote a little:

[X]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[X]Very well, Marisa-sama!

This way, we technically still obey our mistress, but replace one misunderstanding with another.

[X]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[X]Very well, Marisa-sama!

>>29025
May I know which vote was yours?
I need to know where to substract.

It was the Mistress Marisa vote.

[X]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?
[X]Very well, Marisa-sama!

>>29022 here

Switching the second part of my vote to >>29025 's
[X] Very well, Marisa-sama!

[X]I should probably go tell dad that I exist, huh?

[X]I should listen to her, even if it seems kind of impudent.
-[X]Call her Mother, in hearing range of Father

Hilarity cannot be denied.

Vote called. By landslide, Rinnosuke is getting a visit from his product daughter.

And Marisa will have to suffer some more.

Hey, uh.... Are you, uh, alive?

>>29073 Yeah, I live alright. I blame my absence on a mix of Xenoblade chronicles X, Age of wonders III an the return of college.

Also, me being me. I'm actually writing as I write this, but I probably won't be done this morning. It will probably be a little short for the time it took, but oh well.

I hear this site has seen worse anyways.

"Well, uh... I think I should talk to my father for a bit." I say, somewhat sheepishly.

Mistress smirks at that. "I guess I should have known you'd say that." Her face darkens a bit and she mutters something. I catch something like "Not that I can talk". I remember now that her own relationship with her father isn't exactly the best.

"I'm sorry if I've reminded you of bad memories, mistress."

She jumps a little and brightens up instantly, although I can tell she's faking it. "What? No! You didn't do anything wrong." She looks right at me. "But seriously, what happens between me and my old man is our business and no one else's. Not even yours. Got it?"

"Yes, mistress." I hurriedly reply.

"Hey, what did I say about calling me that?"

I can't help but cringe. I know it's her will, but to me, she is nothing less than my beloved mistress. I don't think I could call her anything else even if I wanted to. Not yet, at least.

It must have shown on my face, because mistress let out an annoyed sigh and says "Well, let's call it your assignment. I want you to be able to call me 'Hey, you!' by the end of the month."

Dread fills me and all I can do is gape at her powerlessly as she happily turns on her heel and heads for the door. "Well?" She says loudly over her shoulder, a wide grin on her face."Shall we get going? I wanna see how fast you are in the air!" She points an open palm towards her broom for emphasis. The broom responds immediately, eagerly jumping into her open hand. Mistress then sprint to the door, calling out "Last one there owes the other a meal! And don't forget to lock the door!"

That is NOT fair! Though to be honest, I shouldn't expect much fairness from my mistress. I love her more than anything else, but that doesn't mean I am blind to her faults.
Still, this is a good chance to test out my new body! I quickly snatch my main body from the table and vault over it towards the door, almost catching up right there and then. Unfortunately, while my superior youkai muscles allowed me to reach the door in a single bound, my grasp of bipedal balance is not quite enough to ensure a smooth landing. As I lie on my bum, looking at the morning sky for the first time, I muse for a short moment about how beautiful it is.

Then I remember I have a race to run and a door to lock.

I hastily get up, close the door and apply a simple magical seal to it, one that mistress always use when leaving home. It's not going to keep experienced magicians or overpowered shrine maidens out, but it will do for the average feral youkai.

Satisfied of my security measures, I take a running start and jump with all my might, never to come back down.

Well, until I decide to come back down, at least.

I quickly spot mistress' magical signature and accelerate towards it. Of course, she's already out of sight, hidden by the many trees of the forest of magic.

As I leave the small clearing of our house, I can't help but notice how dense the vegetation is. Everywhere I look, it's nothing but trees, mushrooms and mushrooms growing on trees. Much of the sunlight is blocked by the thick canopy, preventing water from evaporating.

This place is just too damp to burn well.

"Yo!" Mistress' voice interrupts my musings. It appears I have caught up. "That was quite the spill back there. You're okay, right?"

I beam back at her."Not even a bruise! Your hakkero is tougher than that!"

She takes her eyes off from her current heading for a second and smirks at me. "Then you won't mind if I crank the difficulty up?"

"What-"

Before I even finish, mistress blasts off at absolutely terrifying speeds, somehow retaining enough manoeuvrability to avoid crashing into trees. This is obviously a challenge, and I rise to it, accelerating to my maximum speed.

This is a terrible idea.

Trees zoom past me with horribly sharp wooshing sounds as I try my hardest to keep up, occasionally brushing against a trunk or bursting through thin branches. But no matter how hard I try, Mistress is simply too fast for me. Finally, I spot a break through the trees and breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that we have arrived.

In my relief, I stop considering my current trajectory for a moment, which bites me in the butt half a second later when I realise that I am headed straight for the final tree between me and my goal, with no way of fully preventing a collision. I quickly flip my body around in the hopes of using my legs to absorb some of the impact.

It's... Mostly successful.

I bounce off from the tree, legs screaming in pain, and land in a faceplant that makes my earlier fall look like a stubbed toe. After rolling around for a good distance in the most undignified manner possible, I finally skid to a halt right at mistress' feet, face up. As my vision stabilizes, I see that she looks concerned.

"Aiko, can you hear me? Are you alright?"

Okay, so... Face? Hurts like hell, but everything seems in place. Neck? Horribly sore yet functional. Legs? I don't think they're broken, but the muscles have taken a beating from the strain. Main body? Still safe in my pocket. All in all? Nothing permanent.

I break out in a painful smile and yell "I'm alright!" as convincingly as I'm able.

If Mistress saw through it, she didn't comment. She simply extended her hand, her trademark smirk back on her face. I take it, ignoring my legs the best I can. Don't want to worry her, after all.

"Wow, you're a tough one. Just look at the tree!" She says, pointing behind me.

I turn around and quickly see what she means. There are two vaguely foot-shaped indents in it at the point of impact.

So that's what that noise was... Better you than me, buddy.

"You know," Mistress pipes up cheerfully, " next time, you might want to consider just using your rear and break right through it."

I let out a nervous laugh at that. She's joking, right?

"I'm not sure my bum could take that..."

"You won't know until you try, right?" And with that, she turns around and head towards a building at the center of the clearing. I had almost forgotten what we came here to do.

Mistress, however, didn't. She opens the door without knocking and yells "Yo, Kourin! There is someone here who you really oughta meet!"

I hurry inside, closing the door after me. Looking around, I see a wide variety of... Stuff, I guess. Things from the outside world. I also see a tall woman with long blue hair standing near the counter, looking somewhat intrigued. Finally, behind the counter sits a white haired man, his golden eyes staring at me dispassionately from behind rectangular glasses.

"Welcome to Kourindou, how may I help you?"

[]write-in

[X] "Hi dad"

>>29086
This is one where the simplest answer is also the best!

[X] Hi dad!

[X] Hi dad!

[X] Hi dad!

[X] Hi dad!

The other lady has to be Keine right?

Haha, short and simple:

>>29086
[x] Hi dad!

[X] Sup pops

Gotta play it cool.

Well, now I feel kind of silly for expecting anything marginally elaborate. On the plus side, this gives me maximum freedom! Simple it is!

>>29107
>maximum freedom
So free he never came back ;_;

[X] Hi dad!

(Please come back ;_; )

Taking a deep breath, I think over the many ways to approach the issue at hand without coming off as awkward. Then I realize that it might take too long, and my father is waiting for an answer.

Eh, screw planning! Besides, mistress never seems to need it.

I smile widely, wave my hand at him and say "Hi, dad!"

I can hear mistress restraining herself from giggling. Father, on the other hand, just kind of widens his eyes for a second, then returns to his stoic stare. "I'm sorry miss, but I think you have the wrong store."

Mistress just bursts out laughing. Not cool, mistress. Not cool.

Now, how can I convince father that he is, indeed, my father when he probably hasn't done... Whatever it is that fleshy beings do to reproduce in at least a few decades?

Come to think of it, how do humans reproduce anyway?

A question for another time, I think. After all, I think I just figured out how to tell him. That is to say, I'll show him!

I confidently walk over to the counter and, confidently, take out my main body from my pocket and set it down in front of him.

His eyebrows rise slightly. "Marisa's mini-hakkero. I fail to see what-" He stops, squints his eyes and looks at me, alternating between my main and my human-like construct.

I wonder, does he see "Aiko" written over my main body or "Mini-hakkero" in my face? Or something else entirely? At any rate, while he is examining me, I might as well take a good look at him myself.

Not his face or other physical features, but his inner magical flow.

Being mainly a channel for magical energies, I am quite attuned to their flow, within or without other beings. In fact, I am much more used to seeing the world like this as opposed to my eyes. It can be quite useful for determining how a spell is made and replicate it. Most magicians would kill for such an ability.

I know mistress would.

At any rate, the man in front of me is peculiar indeed. There are traces of youki within him, yet nowhere near the amount of a full-blooded youkai. There is also a distinctly human feel to him, somehow.

Speaking of which, the blue-haired woman standing next to me also feels almost-human. I wonder what's up with that? She hasn't spoken yet, but she seems vaguely apprehensive. Why?

Father buries his face in his hand and lets out a tired sigh. "And this was such a fine day." He says. "Would you mind if we continued this over tea? I think I will need it." He turns toward the woman. "Sorry to cut our business short, Keine, but could you come back at a later date? I have... family matters to attend to, apparently."

Her face goes from shocked to betrayed and then to resolute in quick succession. "I am somewhat intrigued by this supposed daughter of yours. I would rather stay."

Father looks like he wants to object, but mistress's voice cuts him short.

"I think it would be better if you let her, Kourin." She says, coming out of the back room with father's best tea, freshly pilfered from his "secret" stash. I never even noticed she left.

Faced with the determined stare of Keine and mistress's beaming face, father has little choice but to relent.
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"A tsukumogami?"

We have all seated ourselves around the store and started explaining the circumstances of my "birth", mostly for Keine's benefit.

"Yes." Father confirms while sipping his tea. "And seeing as how she was born of Marisa's hakkero..."

"That makes him my dad!"

"...Of a sort."

Keine breathes a small sigh. "Well, that's something of a relief. What are you going to do with her?"

"Well," mistress answers, "I was thinking of letting her stick around for a while."

As if she could get rid of me.

Keine frowns at this. "Really? Isn't it a little reckless to trust some youkai you've just met to that extent?"

I flare up. "And what you're implying is?"

"That it would not be the first time a tsukumogami kills her master in order to obtain true freedom."

Blunt.

Also total horseshit.

Apparently, mistress thinks so too, because she cuts me off before I can start yelling. "If she was gonna do anything like that, she would have done it this morning."

"I am not saying she is after your life now, just that you never know when that might change. You of all people should know that youkai don't think the way we do."

"All I'm hearing is you oppose my[\\i] decision. You want to take this outside?"

I get up. "I'm not gonna just take this lying down, either!"

Keine gets up as well. "If that is what it takes, I will gladly oblige both of you."

Excellent. I haven't burned anything yet this morning.

[i]This will be fun.


[]My true calling was always magical artillery, so I see no reason to change that now. Mistress will have to do without wielding me personally, however.

[]This will make a fine test run for the physical capabilities of my new body. I have always wanted to try physical augmentation magic. Plus, mistress gets to use me as she pleases!

[]Write a more detailed strategy if you wish.
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So, uh... I'm back?

Many thanks to the people who poked me. It means a lot.

[X]This will make a fine test run for the physical capabilities of my new body. I have always wanted to try physical augmentation magic. Plus, mistress gets to use me as she pleases!

The reward for good writing is demand for more.

[x] This will make a fine test run for the physical capabilities of my new body. I have always wanted to try physical augmentation magic. Plus, mistress gets to use me as she pleases!

[x]My true calling was always magical artillery, so I see no reason to change that now. Mistress will have to do without wielding me personally, however.

Play to your strengths!

>>29247
[X]This will make a fine test run for the physical capabilities of my new body. I have always wanted to try physical augmentation magic. Plus, mistress gets to use me as she pleases!

IT LIVES!

[x]My true calling was always magical artillery, so I see no reason to change that now. Mistress will have to do without wielding me personally, however.

Dakka dakka dakka

[x] My true calling was always magical artillery, so I see no reason to change that now. Mistress will have to do without wielding me personally, however.

Just fire a gigantic laser beam.

[X]My true calling was always magical artillery, so I see no reason to change that now. Mistress will have to do without wielding me personally, however.

[x]This will make a fine test run for the physical capabilities of my new body. I have always wanted to try physical augmentation magic. Plus, mistress gets to use me as she pleases!

Interesting. I'd noticed this before but hadn't given it much thought since it looked dead.

As one writer to another, you might consider finding a steady editor to work with. I don't know exactly how new you are to writing, but your dialogue and tendency to overuse ellipses makes me think that you're relatively new. And I know that's rather saucy of me to say as someone who's just started reading. Believe me, your overall idea is fine thus far; it's just the execution that could do with a little tweaking here and there. Just a friendly suggestion.

[x]This will make a fine test run for the physical capabilities of my new body. I have always wanted to try physical augmentation magic. Plus, mistress gets to use me as she pleases!

Woah, it lives!

[X]My true calling was always magical artillery, so I see no reason to change that now. Mistress will have to do without wielding me personally, however.

[x]My true calling was always magical artillery, so I see no reason to change that now. Mistress will have to do without wielding me personally, however.

I put this on the watched threads just in case, but I never actually expected this to live. Thanks!

[X]This will make a fine test run for the physical capabilities of my new body. I have always wanted to try physical augmentation magic. Plus, mistress gets to use me as she pleases.

Sensei isn't sensei without her glasses.

[x]This will make a fine test run for the physical capabilities of my new body. I have always wanted to try physical augmentation magic. Plus, mistress gets to use me as she pleases!

Holy shit it's back. I missed this story.

[x]My true calling was always magical artillery, so I see no reason to change that now. Mistress will have to do without wielding me personally, however.


Is it Final, Dual, Master, Machine-gun, or Easy Harvest?

I definitely appreciate the turnout, but can I ask for just one more vote? We are currently tied, you see.

>>29248 Not sure I would call that good, but I'll take the compliment.

>>29255 I am fairly new, actually, so I suppose I really could use a little help for polish. Anyone feel like offering their services or pointing me to where I can find one?

>>29261 None of the above, actually. Dual, in particular, will be impossible as long as marisa remains incapable of sparking without Aiko.

You might want to remember how Marisa A played in DDC

[x]My true calling was always magical artillery, so I see no reason to change that now. Mistress will have to do without wielding me personally, however.

Aaand called for magical artillery!

>>29262
Your best bet for editing would be the IRC channel. It might take a minute to get peoples' attention, but there's always somebody around.

I'd offer my hand myself, but I'm swamped with stuff as it is and wouldn't be able to promise consistent results.