ReimuFucksShitUpQuest
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/08 (Wed) 01:42
No. 68326
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Your name is Reimu Fuck-Mothering Hakurei the 16th, and there's an incident going on. You can tell because the author is a hack, who probably can't even make this shitty trope work, much less anything with actual characterisation, or depth. That however, is besides the point, because as was previously mentioned: Incident. Your job is resolving those probably. That still leaves the ever so pressing question however of where to start.
Deliberating on the issue, you stare into the sunrise like a badass before deciding to:
[] Get a goddamn move on, you have places to go, youkai to exterminate, there's probably a space hamster in there somewhere.
[] Sit here and look cool until someone comes along to exposit at you. Maybe the stage one boss will clear themselves by tripping on a rock if you stall long enough.
Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 01:58
No. 68327
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[x] Conjure goasts.
Let's get spoopy.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/08 (Wed) 02:09
No. 68328
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>>68327
Youki's words echoed... "There's a time and place for everything, but not now."
Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 02:22
No. 68329
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[X] Sit here and look cool until someone comes along to exposit at you. Maybe the stage one boss will clear themselves by tripping on a rock if you stall long enough.
But what if... we are the stage one boss?
Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 04:25
No. 68330
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[x] Gather fellow protagonists to fuck shit up together
[x] Get a goddamn move on, you have places to go, youkai to exterminate, there's probably a space hamster in there somewhere.
Gather homies, Fuck youkais, gain faith and "donations", blow up SDM mansion, insult Yukari's age. All in a day's work
Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 04:43
No. 68331
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[x] Gather fellow protagonists to fuck shit up together
[x] Get a goddamn move on, you have places to go, youkai to exterminate, there's probably a space hamster in there somewhere.
If we don't get a space hamster, then by anon I will vote for Shinny to be the pet!
Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 04:46
No. 68332
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[X] Get a goddamn move on, you have places to go, youkai to exterminate, there's probably a space hamster in there somewhere.
The sooner this bitch job is done the sooner we can start to bitch relax our vacation.
MAKE THAT CULPRIT BUY THE FARM LOKE A SUCKAH, MAKE EM GENUFLUCT GOOOD!
Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 07:06
No. 68333
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[X] Get a goddamn move on, you have places to go, youkai to exterminate, there's probably a space hamster in there somewhere.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/08 (Wed) 09:47
No. 68334
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Calling vote for
[X] Get a goddamn move on, you have places to go, youkai to exterminate, there's probably a space hamster in there somewhere.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/08 (Wed) 17:08
No. 68335
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[X] Get a goddamn move on, you have places to go, youkai to exterminate, there's probably a space hamster in there somewhere.
...Ah screw it, sooner you put down the dozen or so it is this week the sooner you can go back to sleep. Cant be that hard anyway, especially with how everyone else has become a bunch of pushovers lately. Only thing to do know is decide which shot type to use against today's shitheel, and hope this isn't another 12+ hour resolution.
[] Cleansing Sign, Pursuit Type
- "Homing Amulet"
- "Purification Rod"
- "Fantasy Seal"
- "Youkai Destroying Strike"
[] Extermination Sign, Rapid Fire Type
- "Sealing Needle"
- "Extermination"
- "Unpaid Needles"
- "Demon Binding Ring"
Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 17:54
No. 68336
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[X] Cleansing Sign, Pursuit Type
- "Homing Amulet"
- "Purification Rod"
Homing shots are the ones that require the least effort from you. that means you got more time to dodge or kick a hoe in the shins. TEACH these SUCKAS how to be a real SPELLCARD MASTAH!
Also you got to break their teeth with your rod, best of both worlds.
Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 21:11
No. 68337
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[x] Fist Sign, Punch Type
- "Left Hand of Pain"
- "Right Hand of More Pain"
- "Fist in the Fucking Face"
- "Pierce the Heavens"
Ignore pussy options, play hardcore.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/08 (Wed) 21:51
No. 68338
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>>68337
I'll allow it because I really like Gurren Lagann.
Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 22:01
No. 68339
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Anonymous 2021/09/08 (Wed) 22:05
No. 68340
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Aaaaand after my post, the page refreshed and OP comment visible I see it's not actually as free-range as it looked to be.
So, my vote - when no meme loadout is intended - goes to the pursuit type.
>>68339
[X] Cleansing Sign, Pursuit Type
- "Homing Amulet"
- "Purification Rod
Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 00:39
No. 68341
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[x] Cleansing Sign, Pursuit Type
- "Homing Amulet"
- "Purification Rod"
- "Fantasy Seal"
- "Youkai Destroying Strike"
Homing is the obvious option.
In case of meme options: [x] Fist Sign, Punch Type
Let's play the fighting games.
Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 03:15
No. 68342
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[x] Fist Sign, Punch Type
- "Left Hand of Pain"
- "Right Hand of More Pain"
- "Fist in the Fucking Face"
- "Pierce the Heavens
We God Hand now
Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 04:43
No. 68343
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x] Fist Sign, Punch Type
- "Left Hand of Pain"
- "Right Hand of More Pain"
- "Fist in the Fucking Face"
- "Pierce the Heavens
Hell yes for Godhand!
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/09 (Thu) 09:50
No. 68344
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There isn't anything that can actually pose a threat to you, and this probably isn't even a meaningful incident, so you don't waste time getting your tools, instead deciding to use your bare hands.
Taking off, and flying out over the forest of magic, you slowly start coming across fairies, weaving past their barrages and all but eviscerating their formations. The few who are not immediately reduced to mist by your flurry of blows don't even get to escape, instead being grabbed, either to block a shot or be used as one, even the poor nameless midboss merely lasts long enough to feel the pain from your unyielding knuckles.
Eventually, as your massacre finally runs out of targets, you feel the breeze pick up...
[] Take a moment to enjoy it and cool off before the first boss arrives.
[] Look around for the source, this is clearly youkai trickery.
Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 10:11
No. 68345
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[x] Look around for the source, this is clearly youkai trickery.
NO PAUSE, NO MERCY, ALL SHINTO RAGEEEEE!
Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 12:19
No. 68346
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[x] Look around for the source, this is clearly youkai trickery
Sus
Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 13:01
No. 68347
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[x] Look around for the source, this is clearly youkai trickery.
>>68346
Curses on you. Thousand curses, lots and lots! Damned be you and your kind, kith and kin. Forever and ever, pain eternal. You cross-eyed rascal, you stinking ne'er-do-well.
My mind, my memory, was free, untainted by this drivel and here comes along you, croaking youuu, croaking this vile, cursed three-letter word. Curses on you and may your grave be a toad's pond.
Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 14:07
No. 68348
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Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 15:52
No. 68349
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[x] Bare armpits to deploy MAIDEN SCENT.
It is the only way.
Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 16:03
No. 68350
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Wtf did I just read
Anonymous 2021/09/09 (Thu) 16:30
No. 68351
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>>68350
Presumably, a story on THP.
Anonymous 2021/09/10 (Fri) 05:51
No. 68358
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[x] Look around for the source, this is clearly youkai trickery.
Mamma Hakurei would be proud. Now go kick the shit out of weakass fan.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/10 (Fri) 11:00
No. 68359
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Throwing your gaze from side to side, you hurriedly try to find your next target, flying forward as you scan the surrounding skies and the forest canopy until... There! A faint shine in the tre- PICHUUN
A pair of high heeled loafers collide with the side of your face like the fist of an oni, launching you down to the forest floor, where your fall is barely broken by the leaf litter, your opponent landing a ways in front of you, and starts shouting angrily.
"Hey hey hey hey hey! Listen up you demon miko, having left her homeland she never yields, never retreats, and never regrets! You face the great Wriggle Nightbug!"
"So if I catch you it'll be a size record? And you wont even run away when I try? I wonder if there's a cash prize for finding the biggest firefly in gensokyo."
"No! There's no reward for catching me! I'm going to end your reign of terror once and for all!"
"Then I'll just have to squish you instead." You answer, clearly enraging the gnat who immediately attempts to close with a fierce axe kick, only narrowly missing as you dodge out of the way, your own blow evaded in turn. The two of you dance across the clearing, back and forth, neither able to decisively hit the other, until Wriggle finally remembers she has danmaku, keeping her still for long enough that you can land a devastating right hook on her face, knocking her out cold. As you're about to recite a one liner, you see something out of the corner of your eye, turning to see a ghost holding some metal device.
Then you see nothing.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/10 (Fri) 11:02
No. 68360
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Forgot the image.
Anonymous 2021/09/11 (Sat) 16:35
No. 68362
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Epic lass, can't wait for the next update!
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/13 (Mon) 13:53
No. 68363
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You, are employed. As such you could not possibly be Reimu Hakurei, and anyone thinking otherwise should probably see about getting their head checked; no, you are at least presently going by Sakuya Izayoi, Head Maid of The Scarlet Devil Mansion. ...And speaking of employment your employers have been acting rather out of sorts lately. It would be quite concerning all told, if they paid you enough to care. Or at all for that matter, but they don't, so you figure they'll get over it eventually, even if its even effecting Ms Knowledge. Speaking of which, she appears to be coming this way, if the sudden weight of the air, and every sound that isn't her footsteps fading out are any indication, so you think you would rather not deal with that.
[] Finish cleaning this window first, but you're unwilling to deal with someone who pretends to be smart when they forget that they can just call for you.
[] Alternatively, as distasteful as the idea feels you could leave your work unfinished, and hope it tricks her into thinking you'll be by this way later.
[] Write in
Anonymous 2021/09/13 (Mon) 15:39
No. 68364
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[X] Stop time to clean the window.
[X] Leave afterwards
Anonymous 2021/09/13 (Mon) 17:03
No. 68365
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[x] Stops time
[x] Cleans window
[x] Doesn't elaborate further
[x] Leaves
Anonymous 2021/09/13 (Mon) 17:18
No. 68366
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[x] Pretend to be the carpet.
I know nobody still around today ever read FoSL but fuck it.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/15 (Wed) 12:57
No. 68367
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You stop time, continuing to clean the window as you do so. Its a shame honestly, you enjoy the view from this one either way but its so much better in motion. Still, anything is better than dealing with Patchouli at the moment, you don't know why she's been so strangely thespian lately but its making her hard to deal with.
At least that devil she keeps around to help manage the books is still bearable, so you haven't had to go out of your way too blatantly to avoid the magician.
Speaking of which, what was it you still had to do after this? Oh, right,
[] Your Lady mentioned wanting her tea around this time today didn't she? You had best get on that.
[] There was a small influx of new hires recently, and you should check on them. Hopefully none of them have tried to take up permanent residence in the bath again.
[] It has been a while since you last checked on the younger sister, and you doubt Ms Knowledge will look for you there.
[] Write In
Anonymous 2021/09/15 (Wed) 13:02
No. 68368
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[X] It has been a while since you last checked on the younger sister, and you doubt Ms Knowledge will look for you there.
Flan time
Anonymous 2021/09/15 (Wed) 13:41
No. 68369
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[X] Your Lady mentioned wanting her tea around this time today didn't she? You had best get on that.
I'm something of a Remi fan myself.
Anonymous 2021/09/15 (Wed) 16:25
No. 68370
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[x] There was a small influx of new hires recently, and you should check on them.
>not voting faeries
shiggy
Anonymous 2021/09/15 (Wed) 16:51
No. 68371
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[x] Patrol the SDM mansion for any object that might lead to a giant explosion
Just in case this become a true touhou manga
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/16 (Thu) 13:28
No. 68372
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Someone break the tie, I don't care if you voted previously, but I cant write an update until a choice wins,
Anonymous 2021/09/16 (Thu) 13:38
No. 68373
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[x] It has been a while since you last checked on the younger sister, and you doubt Ms Knowledge will look for you there.
classic flanfag victory
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/16 (Thu) 14:21
No. 68374
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>>68373
Thank you anon, very cool. Vote called for Flannister Railing.
Anonymous 2021/09/23 (Thu) 21:28
No. 68380
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did it died?
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/09/25 (Sat) 17:58
No. 68381
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>>68380
No, it just tripped on me needing a break for unrelated health reasons and is still nursing the bruise.
Anonymous 2021/09/25 (Sat) 18:08
No. 68382
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>>68381
Big oof, good luck with your recovery and we will diligently await you.
Take care and hope you're not suffering.
Anonymous 2021/09/25 (Sat) 18:41
No. 68383
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>>68381
Ouch. Well, it happens. Get well soon.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/10/14 (Thu) 22:54
No. 68391
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The younger Scarlet it is. After a brief detour through the kitchen to prepare a light meal you approach the basement and descend its steps, approaching the door to Flandre's room. Knocking gently you enter with the tray, welcomed only by the back of her chair and the quiet sound of her stroking Tupai's back.
[] It is only proper to allow Imouto-Sama to speak first.
[] But on the other hand she may appreciate knowing who just came in, if she hasn't worked it out already.
[] Write In.
Hiatus, what's that? Can I eat it?
Anonymous 2021/10/14 (Thu) 23:06
No. 68392
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[x] Genuflect
It is only proper for a meido
Anonymous 2021/10/15 (Fri) 00:57
No. 68393
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[X] But on the other hand she may appreciate knowing who just came in, if she hasn't worked it out already.
Introduce yourself, Sakuya. Don't be rude meido
Anonymous 2021/10/15 (Fri) 01:54
No. 68394
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[x] Barge straight in like a SWAT raid
This quest is for fucking shit up, we shall fuck shit up.
Anonymous 2021/10/15 (Fri) 20:42
No. 68395
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[x] But on the other hand she may appreciate knowing who just came in, if she hasn't worked it out already.
Milady, your Monster Energy.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/10/20 (Wed) 00:00
No. 68396
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Of course, being the dutiful maid you are you announce yourself, causing the young mistress to spin in her chair to face you.
"So it was you after all Sakuya, put the tray on the table and talk for a bit," Flandre urges, "I've been wanting to talk about something with you anyway."
"As you may have been able to tell, I'm bored of how the mansion is; under my sister's leadership our bloodline grows weak, and we are taken as jokes even as others plot their own schemes. This is not something I can continue toi allow, much less in a time of turmoil as this. Now, when Gensokyo is at its weakest, now is when we must strike. Do you understand where I am coming from Sakuya?"
You do not. Its all onmyōdō to you, even if you dont say as much.
"I am not asking you to aid me in this Sakuya. Merely to not interfere."
[] What in the world is she thinking? That idea is terrible.
- [-] Tell her in no uncertain terms that this idea is terrible
- [] Give her the look. The one with the raised eyebrow.
[] Aid the young mistress in her endeavours.
- [] Flandre is powerful, but she has far less practice. Aid her directly to be sure she comes out on top.
- [] Her abilities outstripped her sister even before recent events. Far more pressing are other potential problems like... Patchouli. Ugh.
[] Do not side with Flandre, your loyalty is to Mistress Remilia and her alone. Also it sounds like a lot of work.
- [] Get to the presently less than at her best scarlet moon and attempt to convey the severity of the situation. Now.
- [] You'll deal with this yourself. There isn't anyone else in the mansion capable of dealing with this right now, so you'll just have to do your best to make her next 495 year imprisonment be spent in a hospital bed instead.
[] No.
- [] You aren't paid enough to deal with this shit. Even if you dont have vacation days saved up either Remilia will let you negotiate them retroactively or you quit.
[] Write in.
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 01:34
No. 68397
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[X] Do not side with Flandre, your loyalty is to Mistress Remilia and her alone. Also it sounds like a lot of work.
- [x] Get to the presently less than at her best scarlet moon and attempt to convey the severity of the situation. Now.
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 07:53
No. 68398
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[x] No.
- [x] Should I quit being a maid?
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 08:16
No. 68399
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[X] Aid the young Mistress directly.
[X] Make sure she comes out on top
[X] But the moment she goes too far, install a Coup D'Etat.
[X] "I was never on your side".
I for one welcome our new overlord, but honestly I feel it's safer to supervise this new phase of hers directly to make sure she won't cause any real permanent damage to the house or anyone else she cares about.
Flandre is strong, super strong but this may really just be a minor tantrum she's throwing like the be overly dramatic scarlet bloodline within her asks her to.
Also fuck yes for social upheaval! It sounds fun and chaotic as hell for Reimu to get into if she ever does!
#Youngersisteristhebest side.
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 14:49
No. 68400
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[x] No way, ojou-sama
worst vamp shut up
Anonymous 2021/10/20 (Wed) 16:21
No. 68401
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[x] Aid the young mistress in her endeavours.
- [x] Her abilities outstripped her sister even before recent events. Far more pressing are other potential problems like... Patchouli. Ugh.
Not as eager as the other anon, but if this lets her mess with Patchy then I'm for it.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/10/21 (Thu) 11:28
No. 68402
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Due to a lack of clear consensus I'm extending the voting period for another few days.
Vote, change your vote, discuss voting, whatever.
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 11:56
No. 68403
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I haven't voted but I'm not sure what to go for. I'm leaning towards not helping Flan because she's a dweeb but am open to persuasion. Plus Sakuya must be loyle to her ojou-sama.
Captcha: knowledge
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 12:01
No. 68404
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[x] No way, ojou-sama
[x] Quit your job
The explosion will be inevitable
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/10/21 (Thu) 12:41
No. 68405
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>>68403
This was a sign Anon. you vote must be for something involving Patchouli.
>>68404
And yet even as the destination remains the same, your path ever changes.
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 13:03
No. 68406
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[X] Help the Flan (Except you're still loyal to the Remy, sabotage the Flan).
[X] Screw over the Book Nerd.
I'm only doing this just so I can see Flandre go "Sakuya...why? I trusted you!" with tears in her eyes.
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 13:34
No. 68407
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[X] Do not Help Flan
[X] Warn Remilia about it.
Backstabbing a little girl is just a new low.
Don't see why you'd quit your job either.
Be a good maid Sakuya
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 13:43
No. 68408
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>>68402
tbh, you kind of overcomplicated what's essentially a yes-no question. Right now, the votes lean no, just with slightly different bents. You have every right as author to take whatever interpretation you want out of a weak consensus.
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 13:59
No. 68409
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>>68407
The title include 'Fuck shit up', we must follow it!
Also can ya give the 'Good girl' status back to Sanae please? Thank you.
Anonymous 2021/10/21 (Thu) 14:08
No. 68410
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>>68409
Reimu fucks shit up because she's dumb.
Sakuya is a reasonable person who says no to dumb shit.
The duality of (wo)man.
Anonymous 2021/10/23 (Sat) 11:06
No. 68411
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[x] Aid the young mistress in her endeavours.
[x] Patchouli option
I'm blameless because I was encouraged by the writer.
Anonymous 2021/10/23 (Sat) 13:47
No. 68412
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[X] Embrace the Flan
[X] Reject the Nerd.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/10/24 (Sun) 11:06
No. 68413
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Girl's are now deciding. Please wait warmly.