Weird Co-Worker
!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/06/11 (Fri) 15:25
No. 2322
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>Be me, high ranking member of the Kiketsu Family. I keep my underlings in line, and make sure the people above me are happy.
>lifeisgood.irezumi
>Be not me, other high ranking member of the family. He's a bit... wierd.
>Seems like every week he's losing a piece of territory or missing a quota and then he gets called in to be punished, by Kicchou-Sama herself.
>Downright terrifying woman, I've seen guys tough as the bastard son of shoe leather and an oni's roast beef break down crying at the thought of drawing her ire.
>Saw this motherfucker skipping to her office once.
>I kid you not this guy will not even have fucked up yet, and just talk about how he's gonna, this big dopy smile on his face.
>One time he did it, in a meeting, when Kicchou-Sama was present, she just told him to meet her in her office and he just skipped there, big dopey smile on his face.
>I just don't get what the fuck is happening here...
Anonymous 2021/06/11 (Fri) 21:28
No. 2323
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Cock and ball torture is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals.
Anonymous 2021/06/18 (Fri) 04:20
No. 2324
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sequel when tbqh
Anonymous 2021/06/20 (Sun) 00:02
No. 2325
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Anonymous 2021/06/20 (Sun) 17:07
No. 2326
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>>2325
Remi pls go be a frog elsewhere
Anonymous 2021/06/21 (Mon) 11:51
No. 2327
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>>2326
fated to trip and smash your balls on a rock.
Anonymous 2021/06/21 (Mon) 15:41
No. 2328
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Weird Boss
Otter Mask!T4oXNO0Jtg 2021/06/23 (Wed) 14:26
No. 2329
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>Be me, other high ranking member of the family.
>Been having a great past month. Some human game called dos or whatever has been getting popular.
>...I'm good at it.
>Really good at it
>Good enough that I got promoted by winning a rank off someone.
>Didn't win the qualifications needed though.
>Be me a month ago.
>shittingmyself.wallscroll
>Already barely managing in my position, but I lose a piece of territory, not an important one though, so its hopefully not a big deal.
>Get summoned to Kicchou-Sama's office.
>Territory included her favourite cafe or something.
>Understandably panicked, start fumbling for an excuse, saying I'll get it back soon, that kind of thing, and my cards fall out of my pocket.
>Have the worst possible idea ever. completely stupid. Wouldn't possibly work, but I'm panicking so I try anyway.
>"Y- you play?"
>She says yes.
>She offers me a bet to get out of having my ass beat.
>I win.
>We've been faking reasons for me to get called in for reprimand since so we can meet up to play.
>lifeisgood.irezumi
Anonymous 2021/06/23 (Wed) 16:27
No. 2330
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I want this in prose now. I want this to be a full series.
Not it
Anonymous 2021/06/23 (Wed) 16:40
No. 2331
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CBT
From MassGeneralHospital
Cognitive behavioral therapy is a talking therapy that can help you manage your problems by changing the way you think and behave. Cognitive behavioral therapy, or CBT, is based on the concept that your thoughts, feelings, physical sensations and actions are interconnected and that negative thoughts and feelings may trap you in a viscous cycle.
CBT aims to help you deal with overwhelming problems in a more positive way by breaking those problems down into smaller parts. You're shown how to change the negative patterns to improve the way you feel. Unlike some other talking treatments, CBT deals with your current problems rather than focusing on issues in the past. It looks for practical ways to improve your state of mind on a daily basis. For people whose depression is more severe, long-term or frequent effective treatment often includes counseling or therapy combined with medicine.
Weird Human Spirits
Otter Mask!T4oXNO0Jtg 2021/07/13 (Tue) 18:38
No. 2332
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>Be me, high ranking member of the family.
>Human spirits playing with paper again.
>Nerds.
>Almost wish some of them had any backbone so they would try and resist, don't actually wish that though, last time I wished that the boss kicked my ass.
>Literally kicked my ass that is, she was pissed, in both ways, slurring something about smear fees, but still got the point across.
>[b]no wishing for fun stuff.[b/]
>At least this area she sent me to capture has a decent Tea Room.
Otter Mask!T4oXNO0Jtg 2021/12/10 (Fri) 02:01
No. 2431
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>Be me.
>Human.
>No not human spirit, human.
>Got hit by a truck and woke up in what I'm pretty sure is hell or something.
>Probably because I called my neigbor a stuck up bitch.
>I bet she had me killed too, the stuck up bitch.
>All I wanted was to leave my apartment, get my damn figurine, and come back to my apartment for the next three months.
>Instead I'm stuck in this shitty infinite downtown and tricking the wierd furry demons into thinking im one of them with some shitty fake ears.
>They aren't even well made. Or the right kind of ears. I think these guys are just really stupid.
>Real big fucking dog guy came into the cafe I've been eating at the past month and patted me on the back calling me a real man while I was rolling some dice to pass the time.
>I wonder what the latest episode was like.
Anonymous 2021/12/10 (Fri) 12:50
No. 2432
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I love this shit so much, keep it Otter mask
Anonymous 2021/12/10 (Fri) 20:26
No. 2433
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>>2432
Oh wow! I've never been praised for something I made unpromted in a way that wasn't patronising before.
I'm gonna print it put and hang it on my wall!
Anonymous 2021/12/10 (Fri) 21:18
No. 2434
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Tbh, I think most people think this is great too but leaving compliments isn't done a lot nowadays here is it?
But yeah that's genuine praise, I think this whole thing you did is awesome and gives me a giggle every update.
But seriously the sheer idea of some human surviving by using a shitty cosplay is killing my sides.
I love your stories Ottermask/Writer, and will keep reading them when they appear.
Anonymous 2021/12/10 (Fri) 22:06
No. 2435
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>leaving compliments isn't done a lot nowadays here is it?
It's not really done much, no. Not like anyone says much, either, even if dumb irrelevant comments would be enough.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/12/11 (Sat) 00:44
No. 2436
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>>2435
Anitmony. Viceroy. Spinel. Antimony. Beige. Quatro. Albukirky. Lorenz. Antimony. Parsimmon.
22.9519° S, 43.2105° W.
15 May 2022, 22:32 to 16 May 2022, 03:50.
With this, and my own power, one may achieve 「Incline」 and ascend.
Anonymous 2021/12/11 (Sat) 00:52
No. 2437
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>>2436
Incline and ascend deez nuts
Weird Place
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/12/18 (Sat) 02:32
No. 2439
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>Be me, envious of your life~
>Were you surprised?
>Everyone else certainly seems to be when they see me!
>FeelsUseful.wagasa
>Everyone here is really easy to surprise, especially with all this stuff lying around I can use to do it.
>I've used flashy things, weird arrows, metal fire boxes, and all sorts of other stuff. Its super easy!
>I even found some guys weaker than me who were trying to surprise people too and made them my proteges! Boo!(They were really bad at it so I felt sorry for them.)
>They have some good ideas though; one of them suggested going and making their old boss jump reeeeeeal high.
>Since she's a powerful youkai I'm gonna prepare something big, and then I'll be the boss.
>Nobody can beat me up now!
Anonymous 2021/12/18 (Sat) 18:34
No. 2440
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I'm rooting the chaos you're about to inflict Kogasa.
Fuck yes to another update. Keep it up Ottermask!
Bad Assignment
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2021/12/24 (Fri) 00:25
No. 2442
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>Be me
>Lifeisnotgood.irezumi
>Got called up to the boss's office after one of the weirdo's visits
>She wants somewhere back from those Keiga Dogs.
>Not the best news, given what happened last time you had to deal with the mutts.
>Stillswearhehadrabies.hyperbole
>Yeah I'm not coming back from this, can't just not try though.
>Sidle on down like a real man, but sneakily, and start casing the place.
>What the fuck is this shit?
>Fat fuck at one of the tables, completely normal human wearing fucking fake ears.
>Giant dog, literal wall of muscle to the point of having to waddle around.
>Are those lamprey in the back making an IED?
>Dog sees me.
>Oh hell he can waddle fast!
>Why the does this always happen to me!?
Anonymous 2021/12/24 (Fri) 00:49
No. 2443
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Oh dear, the threads cross.
Anonymous 2021/12/24 (Fri) 03:01
No. 2444
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Should have worn a disguise, dumb otter.
This is why Eagles are the best spirit.
Wierd Hat
Otter Mask!T4oXNO0Jtg 2022/01/27 (Thu) 03:59
No. 2445
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>I BIRD.
>FLY.
>DOG.
>MINE NOW.
>PAIN!
>NOT FLY?!
>Dark.
>Hat on face?
>Face hat safe.
>Moving now.
>Not moving.
>"Okay."
>"Below big nest"
>"Bigger nest."
>"Less big."
>"Yes."
>"Okay."
>"Goodnight."
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2022/01/27 (Thu) 04:10
No. 2446
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>>2445
Fucked up my trip, this is still me.
Otter Mask!x1aZpVg/mw 2023/09/26 (Tue) 01:20
No. 2795
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>The new Matriarch's instructions have unfolded perfectly.
>Just as instructed we "surprised" our target in plain sight and left no sign of ourselves in doing so.
>It was almost too easy to drag him out of sight while the others turned on eachother in the smoke.
>Now we merely need to dispose of the evidence...
>Onions,
>Garlic,
>Cumin,
>Salt.
>Today we beat the Gouyoku at their leader's game. Tomorrow the same. But soon our brothers on the surface will be free. Free to take vengeance on the dire birds that devour them.
>Ave Urameshiya!
>We who are about to feast salute you!
Anonymous 2023/09/26 (Tue) 16:28
No. 2796
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Oh, shit, a surprise update. Good to see.
